Meanwhile with England in the basement….
"OH DEAR LORD…." England yelled. In the basement was a bed covered in crumpled up and messy sheets with underwear lying on the ground next to the bed. One of the boxers had the American flag and the other the Canadian. England then came to the conclusion that America and Canada were in a relationship. Oh the horror he thought. He thought that he knew his former colonies better than anyone but it appears not. Not only that but it was so messy down there that he couldn't even see the floor. Wait…did that pile of clothes just move? England thought. Shaking the feeling off he heard the basement door open.
"Hey England, Canada and I are going to go out for a little while...so the basement better be clean or else…. Oh and France is going to help you," America said. France came down as well. They waited until the front door of the house was closed and heard the car drive out of the driveway.
"England what are we going to do!" exclaimed France.
"How am I supposed to know you're the one who got us into this mess," retorted England. He was currently trying to clean up the basement. "Well hurry up and help me clean up this mess before they come back."
"Is that what I think they did?" France said pointing to the bed. England just nodded. "Oh…I'm so proud of Canada he is not a virgin!" exclaimed France happily. England just looked at him as if he was serious.
"You're seriously happy that your "son" isn't a virgin…" England deadpanned.
"Why of course he is related to me non?"
"Oh just help me clean this mess up, you bloody frog." So they got to cleaning. It also turned out that the pile of clothes that was moving was just Kumajiro taking a nap.