A/N: Hello everyone! Hope you're having a better summer than the one I am having (I am still pissed at my boss). Anyways, I feel like this story is way over due and I have been neglecting you all so, I stayed up last night and I finally finish! YAAAAYYYY! Now I only have like 20+ more chapters to write! …Wait… aww dammit! O well…

I read through some of the other chapter and I have noticed a lot of writing errors… PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me if you see any errors or if anything doesn't make sense! I seriously need to edit…

I am wondering who I should pair Sakura with because I was thinking about just putting her with most of them… give me your opinion which person (peoples) you want her to be with.

Anyways, back to the story!

DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Sakura POV:

After the party, everyone has left to their home. Hisoka has left in the middle of the party and went to our room because there were too many people. I was helping clean up downstairs when everyone else left. Youji and his wife had left me and their daughter to finish cleaning while they went to sleep.

I had begun to walk up the stairs only to be stopped by a small slightly squeaky and nervous voice.

"Saku-sama." I turned around to find Youji's daughter who I found out her name was Akira and she is 16 years old and two years younger than me.

"Yes Akira-san?" I said staring at the girl who looked as if she would shit herself if I were to say 'boo.' She reminded me greatly of Hinata-chan and I couldn't help but have a small soft spot for her.

"Um… I just wanted to thank you for earlier again and give you this as a token of my gratitude." She practically squeaked the last part out before shoving something towards me. She kept her head down the whole time and wouldn't look at me as I took the object out of her hand.

As I touched it, I almost dropped it when I felt a strong henge on the necklace and I can feel a slight strong source of power coming from underneath the henge. I took a closer inspection and saw that it was a golden necklace that with a golden medallion shaped like a dragon. The features were extremely detailed from the scales on the back of the dragon, to the sharp teeth. The eyes were made of red rubies that made me felt like it was about to suck me in as I stared into its eyes. I quickly looked away and it took a while as I gained my breath back. For some reason, inner was going crazy and she was extremely happy.

I decided to ignore her for now as I looked back at Akira who looked sad.

"You don't like it?" she asked in a small sad voice.

"Ah, no, no it is not that. Thank you. It is very beautiful. May I ask where you have gotten it?" I asked and she soon brightened up.

"My father has gotten it from some traders while he was traveling. He gave it to me as a gift on my 10th birthday and now I'm giving it to you as a 'thank you' gift."

I gave her one of my real smiles and she blushed and once again looked down.

"Thank you Akira-san. I will keep this as a reminder of our friendship." I said. Her head soon shot up and she stared at me.

"Do you really have to leave tomorrow? Can't you stay for a few more days?" she begged.

"I'm sorry Akira-san but, I am on a… training mission. I still have things to learn that this village cannot provide. Do not worry, I will visit you one of these days and take you and your father away from that step-mother of yours." I whispered the last part to her just in case there were any unwanted listeners.

During the party, she was glued to my side the whole time and we had talked through the whole party. She told me about her life and how her birth mother died during an attack when she was only 5. She and her dad soon moved out here just a few years ago and her dad opened up this shop and her family is now famous because of the rare weapons they sold. When she turned 8, her dad felt that she needed a motherly figure in her life and soon, June stepped into the picture. At the age of 10, her father announced that once he died, Akira will have all his inheritance and the shop. This caused the relationship between her and June to worsen.

One day, her dad was out traveling again and collecting rare weapons and objects and it was only her and June. June thought that Akira had left to her friends place and so she invited three ninjas into the house. Akira found out that June was going out with one of the leader of the three ninjas. She heard June say that on Akira's 18 birthday, the ninjas would attack them killing both Akira and her father while leaving June alive. June would then move away with all the rare weapons and the inheritance claiming that she couldn't stay in the place where everything reminded her of her "beloved late husband and daughter." She and her boyfriend will then get married and be rich. One of the other ninjas found out that Akira was still in the house and they threatened to kill her if she told anyone and they even began to follow her where ever she goes.

"Thank you Saku-kun." Akira says as she blushes and once again looks down.

I gave her a soft smile and made her look at me.

"Don't worry about it alright? Here" I say as I give a piece of paper that I gave to many who I met while on my journey.

She looked at it with confusion but tried to hide it. The paper had nothing written on it.

"Uh… thanks?" she says in confusion.

I chuckled at this.

"Do not lose this paper and keep it as a secret. Any time you or your father is in trouble, all you have to do is write my name on it, burn it and I will be here in a second." I said.

She gave me a wide smile and hugged me. I was surprised by this and I hesitantly put my arms around her and hug her back. She then let's go and runs up the stairs with her face redder then a tomato.

I once again chuckle and walk into my room.

When I get there, Hisoka is laying on the foot of the bed. He perks up when he sees me and wags his tail.

I laughed as he tackles me to the ground and licks my face as if he hadn't seen me in years. He is still a puppy at heart.

He then just lays on my stomach and refuses to get off even when I ask him too.

I hear my door open and Hisoka jumps up and began to growl. I lay up and turned around to find June standing at my doorway while only wearing a see through night ware. I narrowed my eyes at her as she looked warily at Hisoka. She then decides to just ignore him and walk into my room while closing it and locking it.

"Hello Saku-kun" she purrs while I shudder and feel repulsive.

'Ugh!' I thought.

'She thinks you're a boy…' replied inner as she shudders.

'she smells repulsive. Like sex, beer, cigarette and too much make-up.' Hisoka thought as he paws at his nose.

'maybe I should just flash my boobs and hope she goes away' I thought.

'I don't think it will work… I smell a slight smell of female sperm on her that does not belong to her…'

I gagged and almost threw up.

'Too much information Hisoka.' I thought as I once again almost puked out my guts.

Hey, I have nothing against lesbians and gays but she is old enough to be my mother! Maybe even 2x the age of my birth mom! That is just gross!

"Hello June. Is there something you want?" I asked in a formal and monotone voice.

She had a slight unsatisfied look since I wasn't affected by her… clothing… if you can even call it that.

"Oh come on Saku-kun. You know you like what you see. I've seen you staring at me while you were talking to that slutty brat." She purred.

'The only reason why I was looking at you was because I wanted to kill you for what you did to Akira, you dumb bitch.' I thought.

"June, please go back to your room. I believe that your husband would not like you to be wearing that while in my presence." I answered. She scrunched her nose in disgust.

"I don't care about that old man. Come on Saku-kun, I want you." she purrs as she walks closer to me and began to paw at my arm. Hisoka growled at her and was about to pounce but I stopped him before he can.

I took a step back and firmly gripped her by both her shoulders as I held her at an arm length. Her eyes seemed to cloud over in lust and she smirked in triumph as if I had succumbed to her advances. She then comes in for a kiss in which I push her off of me.

'Ugh! I'm going to have to wash my mouth out with a bar of soap.'

'NO! I taste cigarette and beer! Use gasoline instead!' inner yells.

I looked through the drawers of the table next to the bed and only found a pile of magazines. I started throwing the magazine at her but missed since I was freaking out. I then remembered that I had shurikens with me.

'Idiot. And you call yourself a kunochi…' inner says while shaking her head and sighing.

'Fuck off dammit!' I yell.

"Oh, so you like to be rough and kinky" June says as she once again advances towards me then, she jumps at me and knocks the throwing star out of my hand. Hisoka was sitting on the bed watching with amusement as I crawled away from June.

'Help me!' I begged Hisoka but he just shook his head as he laughed at my predicament.

'DAMN YOU!' I thought as June once again jumped at me but she missed.

Ok, now I was getting tired of this cat and mouse game. It was making me look like a little pussy. I mean this is a serious insult to my years of ninja training.

I stood up and so did June. She came towards me but I stopped her. I than slapped her across the face hard and she stops and stares wide eyed at me. Her eyes seemed to go back to normal when she saw that I wasn't going to give her any.

"June, get this through your thick head. I. DO. NOT WANT. YOU. Nor will I ever want you." I say firmly while shaking her slightly.

She groans in frustration, stomps her foot, then she storms out the door.

Hisoka and I just stood there while looking at where June just stood. Hisoka then began to laugh which sounded like he was choking since he is a dog.

'SHUT-UP HISOKA/MUTT!' Inner and I both yelled.

I then made sure to lock the door just in case June doesn't sneak into my room and try to rape me again (Hisoka: You know you liked it; Inner and I: SHUT UP DAMMIT!).

We then retired to bed and I had the worst sleep ever as I dreamt about being chased by a million June's while Hisoka is screaming, "IT'S THE JUNE-POCALYPSE!" I could've sworn Hisoka was whispering this into my ears while I was asleep but that's just crazy…

_THREE HOURS LATER_

I have woken up, straightened up the room and put away the magazines that I was throwing at the crazy whore. I then packed my thing and was about to jump out the window when Hisoka stopped me.

'There are three strong chakra sources coming this way at full speed.' Hisoka informs me.

'I know. One feels slightly familiar. Come, we will leave through the front door.'

'Shouldn't we first see what they want?' Inner asked. I felt as if she was hiding something from me and I did not like it.

'I have to agree hime.'

I sighed then did hand signs and soon a clone of me and Hisoka popped up and we instructed them to meet with the three people coming this way.

Hisoka and I then slipped out the door without waking up the rest.

It was still dark out and there was hardly anyone out except for a few drunks and creepers who were stalking prostitutes and girls who are going home after clubbing. Ahh, the life of civilians.

As I continued past the drunken man sitting on the floor trying to catch imaginary butterflies, I suddenly bumped into someone. I looked away from the drunk and when I looked up, there stood two strong looking men and a little boy who had bones sticking out and a bruised out body. What pissed me off was that they had chains around his neck and hands and was dragging the poor child around by the chain.

They wore their hitai-ate with a scratch on it proudly. They were rogues from Iwagakure.

I looked down at my shirt and scowled when I smelt sake on my shirt.

"Oi! You little piece of shit! You got my sake spread all over your shirt! You better fucking buy me a new bottle!" a red faced man said as grabbed me by my shirt. He had a scar on his left cheek and he had brown messy spikey hair and brown eyes. I remembered seeing a wanted poster of this man. He had killed the Tsuchikage's brother and his brother wife and the nephew soon went missing. The nephew was said to be the next one to become Tsuchikage.

The young boy was wide-eyed as he stared at me with familiarization and happiness.

"Onii-chan!" he says as he runs towards me but the other guy standing next to the one who spilled his beer on me had the chains in his hand and so he pulled the boy back which caused the boy to fall. He then kicked him and threatened to kill him. Hisoka and I both growled at this.

'Wanna make a couple of extra bucks before we continue on?' I asked Hisoka.

'Hai hime.' Hisoka said as he growls at the guy who just now noticed him. Itou dropped me as he and Watanabe stared at the human sized wolf with sharp teeth. The other barely looked at him before he turned back towards me.

I dusted my shirt as if I was removing his germs from my clothing.

"Itou Tsukushi and Watanabe Tsukushi. You are wanted either dead or alive by Onoki, the Tsuchikage (A/N: I DO NOT KNOW IF ONOKI HAS EVER HAD A BROTHER AND IF HE DIED) for the murder of Yamamoto, Kahori, and the kidnap of the future Tsuchikage of Iwagakure, Daisuke. I am here to collect the $25,000,000 bounty on your heads. You can either come with me peacefully or, I will kill you." I said as I took out my new sword.

The brothers tensed up but then, Watanabe gave a taunting laugh. I raised my brow at this and growled.

"What you gonna do ya little brat? Shouldn't you be at home with your mommy and playin' with dolls?" He says as he and his brother laughed at me.

"Yeah, shouldn't you be at home suckin' on yo momma's tits." Itou says as they once again burst into laughter.

'Hisoka, you take on Itou while I take on his brother.' I commanded.

'Hai hime.' He says.

'Time to test just how sharp my baby is.' I said as I held up my sword.

While they were distracted, I cut off Watanabe hand off which was holding onto the chains. Everything was quiet before there was a loud scream as blood was gushing everywhere. Hisoka then attacked Itou as I beckoned Daisuke towards me. He got up and ran towards me and hid behind me. I then faced Itou who looked like he wanted to kill me.

"You dumb bitch! You will fucking pay for what you've done!" he says as he charges at me. I easily side stepped him.

He then makes some hand signs and the ground beneath me shot up but I back flipped and sent shurikens at him in which he was lucky enough to dodge except for one that had lodged itself into his stomach. I then made hand signs and found myself in front of a startled Itou. He ducked as I swung my sword and kicked me into my stomach causing me to fly back and hit the wall. He made hand signs and soon five Itou's were running at me with a kunai in their hands. Hisoka easily took out two of the clones while I faced the three remaining clones. I gotten rid of the two other clones. I then ran at him and when he went to attack, I jumped over him and cut him on the cheeks. As I did this, his blood was still on my sword and so I dropped two drops of his blood on two separate papers that had a drawing of a male figure. I then made rapid hand signals.

"Body manipulation: Steel release" I whispered. I then did hand signs and I began cutting the pieces of paper with a kunai. As soon as I did this, Itou was soon screaming as he fell to the floor. Hisoka has covered Daisuke's vision from the bloody mess. When I cut the right arm off of the drawing, Itou's arms were soon cut off. I then cut the left arm, the left leg, the right leg, and then, I stabbed his stomach. He screamed louder as I twisted the kunai then, I cut the middle and you can see his intestines. I gave a ferocious smile as Itou's brain did not comprehend that he was dead causing him to scream in pain since he was still alive. I decided that he had enough and then I cut off his head. I then went and picked up both his head and his brothers whose body was shredded and ripped into a million pieces. I then grabbed out a scroll and sealed the heads into the scroll.

I then got a drop of blood from Itou's body and put it onto another paper. I then made similar hand signs as the other one but for both papers.

"Body manipulation: Earth release." I said. As I said this, I drop the piece of papers on the floor and squashed it into the earth. The earth soon caved in and enveloped the body remains of the Tsukushi brothers. It then closed up and the ground looked as if there was no small battle that just occurred.

I turned to Daisuke who was clutching tightly onto Hisoka and staring up at me with wide eyes and slight fear.

"Hello Daisuke-kun." I said while smiling and crouching down. His eyes then became teary and he ran towards me and hugged me.

"Onii-chan! I was so scare'! The bad men killed mum and da and when I try to call you, I lost the paper in the riv'r by un'uls house." Said the five year old while clutching onto me.

"It's alright Dai-kun. The bad men won't hurt you anymore. Ok?" I said as I wiped his tears. He gave me a happy nod and gotten off of me. We then began to walk while he held my hand.

People began to shuffle out their house as we continued down the streets. I was surprise no one noticed all the noise happening outside during our mini battles. Most ignored me since it was too early to stare at the stranger in their village.

While walking, I noticed a sweet shop nearby and saw Daisuke kept looking at it. We then took a detour and walked inside. I told him to get anything he wants while I will be outside. He was hesitant at first but as he saw all the kids who just rushed into the store, he couldn't contain his joy and ran towards all the sweets with them.

I walked outside and noticed an elderly woman selling dangos and went to buy some. I gave her a bit more then what I was supposed to buy and she thanked me. I then bought some fruits and a loaf of bread that I packed into a small bag that I also bought. I bought some more clothing and more wrapping.

It was easier to hide my figure in the past since I was flat chested but now since I started to grow, they have also developed and so I was forced to buy wrapping.

When I walked back to the sweet store, I noticed Daisuke standing outside looking around frantically. When his eyes landed on me, it showed relief as he dragged me into the store. I saw the stack of candy on the counter then I looked at the small back pack that could only hold half of the candy, then back at the counter top.

After buying all the candy, we left the store and began to walk towards the gate leading us out of the village. We came upon a small clearing where I felt lingering chakra sources. Two of them belonging to both Hisoka and I. We gave each other a look as we noticed the poor tree uprooted from the ground and on the floor in a million little pieces.

I made a hand sign and soon three wolves popped up. I put Daisuke on the back of one of the wolves and told them to take Daisuke back home safely. I then gave Daisuke another 'Saku-kun summoning' paper (as Dai-kun called it), the small bag with food for the road and the scroll of the heads of the Tsukushi brothers. I told Daisuke to give the scroll to his uncle and told him I will be coming to pick up my money soon. After a couple of tears from Daisuke (Hisoka: You know you were crying too; Me: Dammit, shut up Hisoka!), I sent them off on their way.

With dangos in my hand, Hisoka and I were running full speed towards the way my clone went. We caught up with our clones who told me what I needed to know about the people we were following before I dispersed them.

We then began tree jumping since it was faster than running.

While tree jumping, we suddenly stopped as we heard yelling coming from above. I looked up and noticed a giant grey bird flying in the sky and three people on it. We stopped and looked at them and noticed they were Akatsuki members our clone informed us about and they seemed to be arguing about something. Suddenly, they were falling from the air and came to a complete stop in front of us. We heard them yelling at a blond with long blond hair and blue eye (their right eye was covered by their bangs).

'Is that a male or a female?' Hisoka thought.

'…I don't know.' I thought as we stared at them and listened in on their conversation.

'Oh, it's a guy.' Inner exclaimed.

'Doesn't he look like that blond friend of yours?' inner asked.

'Ino? Yup.' I said.

'Are you sure it's a guy? What kind of guy wear their hair like that?' I thought.

'Maybe he doesn't know what gender he is' Hisoka thought.

I couldn't help but laugh at this.

They looked at me and surprise was registered on their faces.

"What the fuck? When did you get there?!" a blue fish faced man demanded. I recalled my clone calling him Kisame.

"Hmm? I gotten here a few seconds ago and saw you guys falling from the skies. I was still at the village. I needed some clothes and I also grabbed some dangos. Who you guys were racing just a few minutes ago was our shadow clone." I answered. I was currently munching on my dangos while petting Hisoka.

"Shadow…clone…" Kisame said slowly. His face looked conflicted until he decided to just give me a blank look. The other two next to him had a shocked look.

I rolled my eyes at this.

Seriously, how stupid do they think I am.

"What? You guys actually think I would be stupid enough to actually meet you guys in person? Get real."

"Anyways, are we almost there?" I asked.

"…Huh?… what?" the blond asked stupidly.

I just gave him a blank look.

This seem to snap the blonds, who I found out was Deidara courtesy of my clone, attention back to what they were doing.

"Oh! Where there un!" he exclaims.

I turned around to be met with… a mountain.

I just gave it a blank look as the white haired guy named Hidan, Deidara and Kisame dismounted the bird. I then followed Deidara as he lifted the genjutsu off the mountain . I began to walk into the cave with Kisame and Hidan following behind and a door soon appeared. Deidara opened the door and I followed him. We walked further down and the path soon began to become a bit narrow and the ceiling soon began to make an ark shape. On the side of the cave were torches that lighted our path but, it also gave an eerie feeling if you were to look further down the pathway.

The whole time we were walking down the pathway, everyone was quiet and the only thing you can hear was the quiet pitter-patters of our footsteps. I started to feel a bit nervous since I was kind of use to Deidara and Hidan arguing like old married couple while Kisame looks as if he wants to kill the two idiots. Hisoka felt the same emotion that I did and so he tensed a bit and so now we were both on alert.

'I wonder if we can go back…' I thought.

'I believe it is too late hime.' Hisoka answered.

'He has a point.' Inner said.

'…Damn…' I inwardly groaned and sighed.

We finally came to a stop. In front of us was a giant wooden door with two torches on each side. This door also consisted of a strong henge. Once again, Deidara made hand signs and the henge was soon lifted off the door.

We continue to walk further down a long hallway and when we turned left, we entered through a doorway. My jaws almost dropped as I stared at the mansion like hideout. It was HUGE! I felt something bump into my leg and when I looked down, it was Hisoka. Apparently I had stopped and the two Akatsuki members in the back were waiting for me to continue walking.

There was a giant living room completed with furniture and a large table made of oak sitting right in the middle of the living room. A large matching desk was against the wall and on the desk, there was a TV in the middle with two pots of beautiful flowers that Ino would kill to have. Hell, both the Hyuga and he Uchiha resident looked like a shack house compared to the Akatsuki hide-out!

This was nothing like the hide-out that was rumored to be the Akatsuki's hideout. The wall wasn't made from their dead enemy bones. Instead, it was made with beautiful maple wood that gave a slightly old and homely feeling. There weren't any skeletons hanging on the walls or decaying bodies sitting in the corner. In fact, the walls were covered with paintings in gold frames that looked to cost more than my own house. There ceilings were extremely high and as I took a quick look to the ceiling, there were golden chandeliers that I've only seen a couple time while visiting the Hyuga resident. They might be cold-hearted killers but, they sure do have an excellent sense of style.

The only thing that caused my nose to wrinkle in disgust was that there was trash everywhere. Empty beer bottles and plates filled with crumbs occupy the table, the floor, and the couches. There was even a slight scent of blood.

I looked to my left and saw another doorway that lead into another room. It was the kitchen. I didn't see much since we quickly walked past it but, at what I could catch, they would need an army to clean that mess! There were dirty dishes pilling on the countertop and inside the sink. On the floor was dried up spills and even on the walls and ceiling, it was practically covered in splatters of food and drinks. How they got it on the ceiling, I don't know and don't want to find out.

As we enter into another hallway, I suddenly felt a strong chakra source that was hidden very well. The only reason why I could sense that this person had a large source of chakra is because when Hisoka and I have bonded, every single one of my senses has multiplied. No one can ever hide from me no matter how good you hide you're chakra.

I tensed as I felt the person with the strong chakra coming at us in full speed. Suddenly, a blob of orange came zooming around the corner and straight at us. Hisoka and I got into a fighting stance as it came closer. We dropped it in confusion when instead of attacking us, it tackled Deidara.

"SEMPAI!" the blob said which I now see that it was an Akatsuki member wearing an orange and black mask with one eye hole.

"GUHH! What the… TOBI YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GET OFF ME UN!" Deidara said as he tries to remove the masked …child?… man?… I don't know…

'Is this human retarded?' Hisoka asked.

'I don't know…' both inner and I answered as we stared at the two. Currently, the masked person was hugging Deidara. It would have been normal since I've seen many male hug each other but... who wouldn't assume they were gay since Deidara is on the floor while this… Tobi was on top of him hugging him and Tobi's face is practically buried into Deidara's crotch… yeah…

"I always fucking knew you were the fucking uke of the relationship fucking fag." Hidan smirked. Kisame chuckled and I couldn't help but cough to hide the laughter that was building up.

'Damn, their already breaking down you emotionless walls and you've only been here for a couple of minutes.' Inner replied.

'Shut up!' I said but I knew it was true.

As I coughed, Tobi noticed me and jumped off the poor molested and red faced Deidara who got up and tried to blow up Tobi but Kisame held him back.

'Guess Tobi didn't do a good job.' Inner said. I once again coughed but this time because I was choking on air… don't judge me… you know you've done it before.

"HI TOBI IS TOBI! YOU'RE PRETTY LIKE TOBI'S SEMPAI!"

Deidara let out a string of curses as he once again tries to blow him up but failed when Kisame still had a strong grip on him.

Tobi then jumped and hug me. Tobi was slightly taller than me and so when he jumped on me, his face was right in front of mine instead at my crotch. Thank God.

He was then yanked off of me by all three of the irritated looking Akatsuki members before I can even comprehend what just happened.

Hisoka growled at Tobi and came in front of me in a protective manner. Tobi looked at Hisoka. He soon had hearts floating around his head as he gotten himself free of Kisame, Deidara and Hidan and ran towards Hisoka.

"PUPPY! HI PUPPY! TOBI IS TOBI!" he says as he tries to pet Hisoka only to have him try to rip his arm off.

I let out a low amused chuckle as I watched Tobi still trying to hug Hisoka while Deidara and Hidan was trying to kill him. Kisame was looking away as if he didn't know them.

"You dumb shit! Leave the fucking damn mutt alone!" Hidan yells as he slaps the back of Tobi's head.

I cleared my throat and Hisoka immediately came back to my side as I caught the attention of the Akatsuki members.

"Hello Tobi. I am sorry for being so rude," I looked at Hisoka as he held his head down in shame "and not introducing myself. My name is Saku and my companion here is Hisoka. According to your fellow companions who have graciously brought me here with only a few minor problems (Kisame and Hidan:*glares at a certain blond* Deidara: cough cough), I will be joining your organization."

'You know, he kind of remind me of your other idiotic blob of orange.'

'You mean Naruto?'

'Yup! There both too hyper-energetic and, in some senses, cute in a child-like way.'

I couldn't help but give a small smile as I thought of my brother and best friend, Naruto Uzumaki and I relish on the good times when I would beat the crap out of Naruto every time he would do something embarrassing. His over energetic behavior and his happy attitude was always contagious and there was hardly ever a sad day around him except for when Sasuke left. That day, we all matured a little but, luckily Naruto had never lost his charms. I sighed when I felt a small heart ache since I wasn't able to say good bye since I had to leave without the people I know can find out what I was doing. What if he thought I was abandoning him just like Sasuke. I once again sighed.

As I came back to the real world, all four of the Akatsuki members were looking at me with a curious look since I just basically blanked out for a few seconds.

"Ah, I was just thinking about how Tobi reminds me of a close friend of mine" I said as I gave them one of my real smiles I hardly showed since I left Konoha.

For some reason, Hidan slapped the back of Tobi's head while Deidara glared at him.

"OWWIEEEE! WHY YOU HIT TOBI?! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi cried with crocodile tears.

"SEMPAI!" Tobi says as he jumps at Deidara once again. But, because Hidan and Deidara were standing side by side, Tobi has knocked them both over causing Hidan to try and decapitate him while Deidara was trying to force Tobi's off of him since his face was once again lodged into his crotch.

"Come on." Kisame says as he drags me and Hisoka away before the idiots can notice were gone.

We continue down another set of hallways and passed closed door. We reach a staircase and as we walked up the stairs, I can feel eyes on me. I decided to ignore it as we reached a giant wooden door.

Kisame told me to wait outside as he knocked on the door.

As I stood there I can still feel the eyes watching me but I ignored it as I stared at the door to open. On the outside, my face was blank but in the inside I was conversing with Hisoka.

'There is someone watching us through the walls.' Hisoka says.

'I know.' I thought back.

We waited in silence while the creepy guy in the wall continued to watch us.

'Hisoka-kun, are you sure you want to be here. I wouldn't mind if you left. These are very dangerous people and they have many strong enemies' I asked concerned.

He just gave me a blank look.

'Hime, forgive me for what I am about to say but, you are an idiot.' He says bluntly.

'Huh?' was my oh so brilliant answer as I looked at him confused.

'Hime, I will sacrifice my life for you. You have saved me when I was a pup and now, I will gladly do the same. I am forever in your debt.' Hisoka says as he bows his head.

I felt as if I was about to cry but then I remembered the eyes watching me in the walls so instead I gave him a tight smile. Hisoka just rubbed his head against my leg as I gave him a small pat. He knew that if the person watching us was an enemy, he can use the knowledge of my obvious affection towards my wolf and use it against me and so we had to resort to a 'neutral relationship.'

How dare he ruin our crying moment by staring at us all creepy like! Damn you stalker guy!

I glared at the wall willing it to suddenly combust.

Finally, Kisame walked out and as he faced us, he gave me a weird look as I continued to glare at the wall until the person decided to leave.

I turned to Kisame and raised my brow at him. He should be use to people glaring at unmoving objects since his partner, Itachi Uchiha, was known for glaring at the air at random times.

Kisame just shook his head and muttered something that sounded like 'first a nudomania*, then a atomosomania** and now a freaking psycho who glares at walls… what next, a freaking mentulomania***.' Kisame then shudders and covers his mini-me area.

Kisame then looks at me and straightens himself out.

"Leader is waiting for you so I will be quick with the rules.

1) You must call him 'leader' or 'leader-sama.'

2) When you first enter, you must bow until he tells you other wise.

3)You must address to both him and his partner in a respectful manner.

4) His partners name is Konan. She doesn't talk much so don't expect her to even acknowledge your presence.

5) If you pose a threat towards Konan, Leader will kill you in a second."

Kisame finishes. He then stood their awkwardly as we just stared at each other before he decided to leave before my so call pychotic tendency to talk to unmoving objects got to him.

"Bye and don't be nervous. Good luck." Kisame says.

"It's not me who should be nervous." I muttered.

"What?"

"Nothing fish face." I said. He gave me an amused glare before giving me a back wave.

"See ya later Pinky."

I watched him as he turned the corner and was out of sight. I then faced the wooden door and sighed.

'Here goes nothing….' I thought.

I knocked on the door and waited. Hisoka and I became tense as hours seemed to pass by when in reality it was only seconds.

"Come in." A deep voice answered.

I look at Hisoka once more to see if he wanted to bail out but he had a determined look as he stared at the door intently. He then looked at me with a raised brows.

'Well?'

'Damn… I wonder which situation would be better… this one or the one with that psycho rapist bitch…'

'Hey… at least you would have had free sex…'

'SHUT UP YOU DAMN MUTT!'

'…Well damn… it seems to me you haven't had any in a long time… well look at that, where surrounded by men! Now you can stop being a bitch!'

'YOU DAMN MUTT! I WILL BEAT YOU INTO 7 SHADES OF SHIT YOU HERE ME! 7. SHADES. OF. SHIT!

I sighed once more as inner and Hisoka continued to argue in my head.

Damn… I need to see a psychiatrist about the whole 'voice in my head' thing…

I then breathed in and opened the door and into the unknown… literally.

*person who is obsessed with nudity

**person who is obsessed with atomic explosion

***person who is obsessed with penis's