JJ and Hotch sat over in the corner filling out their papers. They got to the dream question, and they both looked up simultaneously.
"I kinda don't want to answer this", JJ said.
"We promised Rossi", Hotch said. "Besides, I don't dream."
"Excuse me?" JJ said. "Are you meaning to tell me that you don't dream, not even day dream?"
"Rossi never said anything about 'day dreams'." Hotch said nervously.
"Rossi!" JJ said shouted.
"Yes, Agent?" Rossi addressed her.
"Does the dream question also include day dreams?"
Hotch looked up at Rossi and pleaded with his eyes to say no.
"Of course is does", Rossi said. "A dream is a dream, no matter what time of day it comes."
Hotch cringed as JJ turned around in her chair with a satisfactory look upon her face.
"So answer time, Hotch. Who do you dream about? Does she have raven hair?" JJ asked.
Hotch swallowed hard and nodded.
JJ tapped the edged of her pen against her temple. "Does she live in NYC?"
Hotch looked at JJ with fear in his eyes. If he shook his head no, she'd know for sure he dreamt about Emily and not just at night.
"I plead the 5th Agent Jareau."
JJ put her hands on her hips. "No fair, Rossi said answer honestly."
"I did. And I said I plead the 5th." Hotch smirked smugly.
"Rossi!" JJ bellowed.
"Yes, Agent?" Rossi said chuckling.
"Hotch won't answer", JJ pouted.
"He has that right, JJ." Rossi answered. "Just like you have the right to extract the answer from him, by any means necessary."
"I do, don't I?" JJ said, with a gleam in her eye.
"JJ, what are you doing?" Hotch asked, watching JJ get up and grab her handcuffs.
"Hotch, you brought this on yourself", JJ said.
"JJ, as your superior…" The team looked up as JJ grabbed one of Hotch's arms he was extending and flipped him over and put him on his stomach, and cuffed him. They chuckled heartily as Hotch wiggled.
"This is insubordination…"
"No it's not. We're off duty, and lit", JJ said laughing. "Now answer the question." She glanced over at the team. "A simple yes or no will do."
Hotch sighed against the soft grass filling his nostrils. "Repeat the question."
"NYC, yes or no." JJ said, pulling her knee from his back, lessening the weight.
"No." Hotch said, as JJ let him up. "Happy now?" he said, rubbing his wrists.
"Extremely." JJ finished filling out her questionnaire for Hotch and gave it to Rossi.
"I believe it's your turn, but since I already know…" Hotch said, writing his answer down on her paper.
"You do?" JJ said nervously.
Hotch held up the paper to JJ , but kept it out of her reach. "Tell me I'm lying."
JJ turned a shade of red he had only seen once before in his dreams on the backside of a spanked bottom.
"My thoughts exactly." Hotch said, giving his paper to Rossi.
Rossi took the paper and laughed inwardly. 'This is going so much better than I ever dreamed', he thought.