AUTHORS NOTE: I will try and post at least 2 times a week because I feel that one chapter is too small so…yeah… enjoy!
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
"All right you guys lets get going up the mountain" I said as I started walking towards the path to go to my home. I suddenly stopped when I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around and saw that it was Derek and his little friends.
"The fuck, are you guys following me?" I said as I confronted them.
"Oh come on babe, we just wanna have some fun" said Derek and his friends laughed.
"You shit heads leave before you get your ass beaten again," I said as I put down the cats and got into a fighting stance.
"Che I don't see your boyfriend around to protect you" Derek said while looking around.
Derek came closer and I slapped him right in the face because my slaps feel like punches while my punches feel like I beat you in the face with a bat. I didn't want to kill him, just castrate him.
"Who do you think taught him that move ai?" I said while smirking.
"Shit! Oww that hurt like a bitch!" Derek said as he touched his broken nose "Grab her!" he said as the guys rushed at me.
KEETEN POV
The girl had picked us up and was carrying us when she suddenly stopped and turned around. We saw it was a few idiotic teen boys. We all tensed up when we heard a boy with blond hair say they wanted to have some 'fun' with her and she put us down and got into a fighting stance.
"What the fuck is she going to do? She looks so damn fucking weak!" said Hidan and we all quietly agreed with him.
She was skinny and looked to have no muscles (they were covered by her clothing)
When the blond idiot came close to her, we all tensed. There was a certain spark in her eyes and she gave a smile that they all knew. A smile of insanity. She 'slapped (more like punched)'him in the face and all our mouths were gapping open when we can hear the all too familiar noise of breaking bones.
The other guys suddenly ran at her.
BYUTI POV (I suck at fighting scenes so…yeah…)
When the other 3 guys came at me, I grabbed the first oncoming fist and twisted his arm. When he fell, still holding his arm, I pulled and was satisfied when I heard a pop and a cry.
"Damn! Bitch broke my arm!" said the guy who was withering on the floor.
The other two came at me and one of them pulled out a knife as they both ran at me.
I quickly kneed one of them and hit him in the back of the head with my elbow. When he fell, I jumped on his chest than jumped/tackled the guy with the knife. I cracked his knuckle and beat his face in a few times before I grabbed the knife. I turned around and saw that Derek was trying to get away. I threw the knife and it became embedded in the tree right next to his head.
"Don't move!" I said as I walked closer. "I promised Haku he would get to beat your ass and, I never back down on my word."
Derek tried to pull the knife out of the tree but it was way to deep inside the tree. I hit him in the neck and he was knocked out.
When I looked back at the cats, they all held a surprised face as they stared at me and I laughed.
I than clicked my tongue and two horses came. A white stallion, Hayai, and a black stallion, Orobas, appeared from the woods. I fastened Derek onto Hayai's back and sent my horse on home. I called the ambulance to take the other boys to the hospital and paid them to keep quiet about where they found the boys.
"Ok… onward!" I said as I put the cats back into my bag and carried the other cats. I than got onto Orobas back and we quickly rode back home.
When we got home, I went and sat on the couch in the living room. The cats were looking around as if they were amazed. One cat with weird stitch like feature (Kakuzu) looked like it was about to faint (probably thinking about how much the house cost.)
"Home sweet home," I said to the kittens.
It was quiet for a while as the cats took it all in. I looked at my phone and cursed.
"Shit, Haku is going to be home soon" I ran into the kitchen and dialed in the number for pizza.
KEETEN POV
"Who the fuck is Haku?" asked Hidan.
We were all thinking the same things and all the male Akatsuki were a bit sadden when they thought the beautiful girl already had a boyfriend.
Suddenly a loud ring was heard around the house and all the cats looked startled as they looked for the source the noise came from.
"Coming!" said the girl who saved us. She came running and opened the door. Standing at the door was a boy with long black hair and emerald green eyes. He was quite handsome and, he had a bit of a girly look to him too.
"Haku-kun!" the girl said as she glomped the boy and they both fell to the floor
"C-can't… b-b-breathe…" said the boy as he was struggling to get the girl off him.
"Ahehehe sorry Haku-kun" said the girl as she got off the boy.
"Oh, look what I found on the sidewalk!" the girl than dragged the boy to where we were.
"…kittens…" said the boy as he looked at us with a pokerface.
"Awww I knew you would be excited !" she said as she hugged the boy.
"That's what you call excited un?" said Deidara as we stared at the girl and boy. "Even the Uchiha has more emotions than him, un."
"…hn" came the reply from Itachi.
"Oh what clubs did you check out at the school?" the girl asked the boy.
"There are clubs at the school!" Kisame said thinking she meant a night club.
"Fuck yeah! I want to go to there school!" Hidan said as he high fived Kisame.
'…idiots' thought the rest of the Akatsuki, even Tobi.
"Oh there was this really cool origami making club that I just signed up for."
Konan's ears perked at this.
" There was also an art club still looking for some new members"
Deidara and Sasori watched the boy intently when he said art club.
"There was also a cheerleading club and the captain kept trying to make me join." The girl looked a bit angry at this.
"Eww why would girls want to wear small ass uniforms willingly while running around in public?" the girl said.
You can see the nosebleed about to come out from Hidan as his eyes were glazed (probably thinking about how the girl would look in a small uniform).
"There were a few sport clubs and there was even an animal awareness club" he said. The girl looked excited when he said this.
"But, I noticed that there wasn't any self-defense or karate or judo or any kind of fighting clubs. I asked the student council about it and they said that they didn't have any one to teach it and I told them about you. They said that you can make your own club but, you have to maintain an A-B grade average if you want to keep it running. You interested?"
The girl nodded her head and ruffled the boys head. He glared at her and tried to fix his hair.
"He reminds me of you brat but less annoying and doesn't have a speech impediment." Sasori said. Deidara blushed in anger.
"I don't have a speech impediment un!... oh…" Deidara said looking embarrassed.
"Tobi likes sempai the way you are!" Tobi said while glomping Deidara
"Get off me you baka un!" Deidara said about to shred him to pieces with his claws.
She finally remembered us and looked down at us.
"Let's name them!" she said smiling a creepy smile and grabbing the boy hand. The boy looked at us and it seemed he was saying 'run!' but the girl grabbed all of us before we can escape.
'Oh shit' we all thought.