Hey! Sorry I did not post on Sunday. I was out on a business trip and I left my laptop at home and I was suppose to be home by Sunday but the plane was delayed so...yeah... anyways for those who wanted to read on, I will post 4 this week, not today but sometime during this week.
DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
-BYUTI POV
"You get five and I'll take five" Haku said.
"Ok" I said as I grabbed the light blue kitten with gray eyes (Konan), the red furred kitten with gray eyes (Pein), the silver furred kitten with purple eyes (Hidan), the blond fur kitten with blue eyes (Deidara), and the other red furred kitten with brown eyes (Sasori).
Haku got the kitten with black fur and onyx eyes (Itachi), the black kitten with the orange face and black swirls (Tobi), the dark blue cat with silver eyes and gill like features on its face (Kisame), a brown kitten with stitch like features on its face and green pupil-less eyes (Kakuzu), and a kitten with yellow eyes and was split between half dark green and half white.
"These are some weird looking cats" Haku said while holding up the blue cat.
It hissed at Haku and tried to scratch him but to no avail.
"The owner must have been really stupid and cruel" I said while pointing at the box. "I mean who paints kittens blue?"
I looked closer at the kitten and was surprise at my discovery.
"This is its real colored fur!" I said as I gasped in surprise.
"Back to the naming of the felines!" I said enthusiastically after I got over my shock.
I looked down at the kittens and pointed at them while I said there names.
"Bloom because you remind me of a full bloom flower (Konan), Leader because the other kittens seem to follow your orders (Pein), Asshole (*hiss!*) because you seem to piss off the other members on purpose (Hidan), Sky because your eyes remind me of the sky while your fur reminds me of the sun (Deidara) and Blood because your fur is red (Sasori). Your turn Haku"
"Ok. Midnight (Itachi), Lolli (Tobi), Jaws (Kisame), Stitches (Kakuzu) and… Oreo(Zetsu)" Haku said.
"You have no imagination," I stated as I gave him my blank face.
"…hn…" Haku said. Midnight glared at Haku while the rest of the kitten seemed to either snicker or smirk(minus Stitches, Loli (who was busy chasing its tail), Leader, and Bloom.)
"Hey don't you dare go Uchiha on me" I said and the kittens all looked at me surprised.
"You know, they kind of remind me of that show we used to watch as a kid all the time. The one I forced you to watch with me" I said looking at the kittens.
"You mean Naruto?" asked Haku. At the name of the loveable idiot, all the kittens stared at Haku.
"What was that one organization who was trying to make world peace and stuff but they used different methods, like war?" Haku asked.
" Akatsuki" I said. The kittens all stared at me intensely.
KEETEN POV
"How does this girl know of us?" asked Zetsu "How the hell am I suppose to know? I wasn't specifically asking you the question. Then who were you asking dipshit? It was a rhetorical question! Your face is a rhetorical question! … that doesn't make sense idiot… shut-up…"
'That is just (fucking) weird (un)' the akatsuki kittens thought as they watch Zetsu arguing with himself.
BYUTI POV
Me and Haku stared at the kittens as the two colored kitten (Zetsu) was meowing to itself in the corner while the rest of the kittens were giving it 'what-the-fuck' faces.
"ok…" I said kind of creeped out.
I picked up Bloom and started petting her.
"Poor Bloom, she's the only female in the group" I said.
"Heh, just imagine when she's older and mating season comes up" Haku said smirking.
Bloom seemed to blush and pale when she heard that. She glared at the other kittens who were either snickering (Hidan, Deidara, Kisame), stoic/ignoring the comment (Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori, Tobi (busy asking the other members what Haku meant, and Zetsu) or glaring at the kittens (Pein)
"Anyways Haku, I have a surprise waiting for you in the X room. Apparently a couple of guys tried to attack me while walking home and, I did promise you that you can beat the shit out of him since I stopped you last time."
"Are you serious?" Haku asked. He knew that Byuti had never once broken a promise. Shit, once she even promised a little girl she was going to save her daddy (a murder but for a good reason (the other guy hit a woman)) from being executed in Russia and she did just that. She snuck into the prison and broken him out (along with some other guys who ended up being the leader of a mafia which was why they welcomed us so readily.)
"Course I never back down on my word" I said smiling at him. I gave him the key to the room and he ran up to his room. Few seconds later, he came down with a few weapons that the mafia and the gang gave to us as goodbye gifts and went to the room.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I was loaded with all types of weapons and they were stocked in the most unlikely of places all over the mountain. There were certain places all around the forest that if you dug up the dirt, there was a metal shaft that was locked and was full of weapons. In the barn, I hid the weapons everywhere. Inside every potted plants there was either a gun or a knife (that is why there was a potted plant inside every room in the house, even in the bathrooms (people usually attack when your taking a dump; no seriously! It happens a lot!)). Inside every wall, it was stocked with different types of weapons, in the floor board of both mine and Haku's room, there is a secret compartment that I stocked up, from small switch blades to deadly bomb gas that can kill all of Texas (those are kept in the wall of my room and is in a hidden safe that even Haku doesn't know about and cannot be broken into even with explosive.) And, I always keep my faithful scythe that make Hidan's look like a shitty scrap of metal in my room with me (I just found out you are not allowed to carry weapons around in public and threaten the civilians with it in America).
There are only a few things I love in this world, Ramen, Coka cola, coffee, Chocolate, my family,animals, and my weapons.
KEETEN POV
Suddenly we heard a bone shivering scream for a few minutes and than, it suddenly became quiet.
We all shivered (some in excitement (Hidan), others horror/scared) at the eerie silence that followed and just stared down the hall.
"That was creepy un" Deidara said.
"Don't kill him Haku" the girl yelled out to Haku.
"Kay mom!" He answered.
"THAT'S HER FUCKING SON!?" Hidan screamed. "Wh…huh… what the fuck is wrong with this world?! Even our world isn't this fucked up and we live in a world where people fucking kill each other for a living!"
"Hey Itachi-san, do you know her?" Kisame questioned.
"No" came Itachi's emotionless answer.
Suddenly, the same loud ringing noise echoed through the house again and the girl went and opened the door. A boy with brown hair and brown eyes was standing there with four boxes, two bags, two paper bags and three bottles filled with some kind of black bubbly substance. The boy holding the box came in and put the box on the couch along with the bottle and the 4 bags. He then started trying to flirt with the girl but instead she just ignored his approach, gave the money to the guy, and shooed him out the door.
"Something smells really good, un" Deidara said as he sniffed the air. We all smelled the air and something did smell appetizing and, it was coming from the box. A few of the member stomach growled as we stared at the box. The girl laughed when she heard the noise coming from our stomaches.
"You guys hungry?" she asked.
"Fuck yeah! Bitch feed us!" Hidan answered the question even though she didn't understand.
The girl walked away and when she came back, she had a bell with her. She rang it and three figures came running down the stairs while there was also a flapping noise. When we looked, a jaguar, two wolves and a raven were standing there. Out of the four animals that descended down the stairs, the young puppy was the one that caught both Konan and Pein's eye.
'Chibi!' they both thought as they looked as if they saw a ghost (if you don't know who Chibi is, it was a dog that Pein, Konan, and Yahiko (Konan's crush and a old friend of both Nagato and Konan who killed himself in order to save Konan) took care of but, it was killed when it got too close to the battle between Hanzo and the Sannin).
The new arrivals looked at us and they tensed and hissed/growled/cawed at us when it smelt us. They didn't like the smell coming from the kittens (mainly Hidan and Kakuzu because of the smell of death).
The jaguar was glaring at them and she really did not like the kittens. There were nine mail kittens and one female.
"Who the hell are you?!" the Jaguar hissed at them. The kittens were surprise to see that they were able to communicate with other animals.
"We are the Akatsuki. We are humans who were transformed into animals and sent to this world by some unknown and possibly forbidden Jutsu." Pein explained as if the animals understood what he was talking about.
"Cool! Hi I'm Teshi!" the little brown puppy said. It tried to come closer to us but the bigger white wolf barked at it.
"Teshi! Get back over here!"
"Yes momma" Teshi said as it ran back to her side.
Teshi knew why his mom didn't want him to go near them. His mom hated human male and since they claimed they were human, she disliked them with a passion. Every time an unknown human male comes hear the human girl, her family or us, she attacks them. Teshi and his mom were on the run from humans after they killed their whole pack. A friendly old woman had saved them and was nursing them back to health. The woman had five daughters and the youngest of the five was her favorite. One day, a group of human male came upon their cottage. They killed the old woman and raped her daughters. Teshi's mom wanted to save them, but she couldn't because she and Teshi were hiding in the closet with the youngest daughter and the female wolf did not want the human males to find her. They eventually found the young girl and they took her as a slave along with her sisters. Teshi's mom tried to save the little human girl but one of them hurt her with a silver weapon (gun). From that day forward, she didn't trust them and the only ones she tolerated was the older human male who didn't live with them anymore (Yoshio), the younger male (Haku), and on some occasions, Shi no ryu (she does not like him because he's always stealing her food.)
"You don't belong here!" the raven said while glaring at them with it's red beady eyes (except for Itachi since his summoning was a crow)
"Shut the fuck up bird-brain before you end up being my next fucking sacrifice!" Hidan yelled at the bird.
Shi no ryu flew towards Hidan and was going to peck his eyes out but Zetsu's human instinct made him want to eat the bird while his kitten instincts told him to attack the flying object. Zetsu jumped up and almost caught a feather but Yang swapped Zetsu with her paws. He fell to the floor and we surrounded him and helped him up. Shi no ryu went and sat on top of Yin's head away from Zetsu and started taunting them.
"You are going to fucking pay for that you shit heads!" Hidan said more on his defense than Zetsu's since the bird did try to eat his eyeballs.
"Get behind me!" Yang said to Teshi and Teshi obeyed his moms order.
The jaguar and the old pets faced the new pets and where readying to attack.
BYUTI POV
I looked behind me to see what all the noise was when I saw that Yin was about to pounce on the kittens while Yang was growling but, Teshi was just standing behind his mother and looking at the kittens with curiosity in his eyes. Shi no ryu was standing on Yin's head cawing at the kittens. The kittens were all standing together and some were hissing at the other three animals. Leader and Bloom stood in the front glaring at the animals but were not hissing like Asshole, Sky, and Oreo (although it seems that he was arguing more with himself.)
"Yin. Yang. Shi no ryu. If you do not leave the kittens alone, you will sleep in the barn with other animals." I said as I sternly looked at the said animals.
They seemed to back down from my threat but, they refused to get near the kittens and when Teshi went to sniff Leader and Bloom, Yang gave a loud bark and Teshi went scrambling back to his mothers side.
"Oi…" I sighed and shook my head. I grabbed the boxes of pizza and put them on the plate. We didn't have time to buy animal food so, pizza will have to be the substitute for today. I cut the pizzas into small pieces and put them in the bowls with the names of my old pets. I than grabbed a few pizzas and put it into the blender and blended it (I know sounds disgusting right but it tastes good). I put the bowls filled with solid food and put it in front of Yin, Yang, Teshi, and Shi no ryu. I than put the liquefied pizza into 10 empty bottles I used to feed baby animals. When Yin, Yang, Teshi, and Shi no ryu were finished, they left in different directions. Yin hissed at the cats and ran upstairs while Yang grabbed Teshi by the scruff and glared at the cats before running off. Shi no ryu just cawed and flew somewhere.
I grabbed Bloom (because she is my favorite) and presented the bottle to her. She just stared at it and I sighed when she wouldn't drink/eat from the bottle.
"If you don't eat/drink, you will starve to death." I stated. Bloom just stared at me than glared at the other cats when they snickered. She finally opened her mouth and drank. Her eyes seemed to widen and she started to hungrily drink from the bottle.
KEETEN POV
The girl grabbed the bottle and proceeded to try and feed it to Konan.
Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame laughed at Konan and she gave them a glare that rivaled Itachi's.
"Tobi wants to be fed like a baby too!" Tobi said jumping up and down. He immediately started to cower in fear behind Deidara and Sasori when Konan glared at him.
"If you don't eat/drink, you will starve to death." The girl said. Konan looked at Pein and he gave her a silent nod of approval.
Konan started to drink from the bottle and we were all tensed and staring intently at the bottle and Konan. Suddenly Konan's eye widen in surprise and it became more tensed as we thought she was going to be a goner.
"This is really good!" Konan exclaimed to the other cats. It didn't register in their mind that she actually spoke, only that she said it was good.
"Don't drink it all un!" said Deidara as he ran closer to the girl who was holding Konan.
"Save some for us bitch!" Hidan yelled while following Deidara.
"Tobi wants some! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi wants some!" Tobi said as he ran and crashed into Deidara and Hidan who than started to beat him with their paws.
Soon all the akatsuki cats were near the girls foot begging for food except for Pein, Itachi, Sasori, Zetsu, Kakuzu, and Kisame who refused to beg to anyone.
BYUTI POV
I laughed when I saw all the kittens piled at her foot and meowing.
"All right who's next?" I said and Asshole, Sky, and Lolli came running up. After I fed the rest of the kittens with little to no problems, I picked up all of them. I put them onto the couch and went back into the kitchen. I got three plates and put four pizzas in one plate, the other plate each had two pizzas. I carried the plate with four pizzas in my right hand while I balanced one plate on my head and the other in my left hand. I turned around and almost dropped the plates when I saw that Midnight and Jaws were standing there staring at me.
"Oh shit! You guys scared me!" they just continued to stare at me.
"You guys want to follow me?" I asked and they both just walked towards me. I put down the plates and put Midnight on my left shoulder and Jaws on my right shoulder. I than grabbed the plates and exited the kitchen. In the living room where the kittens were, Lolli was asleep and Sky was about to doze off too until he saw me. All the kittens stared at me, well more at Midnight and Jaws, and I just smiled. Jaws seemed to snicker when the male kittens were staring at us and he licked my neck and I giggled at because it tickled a little. Their glares seemed to intensify as if they were trying to kill poor Jaws with their glares.
I turned left and began to walk into the hallway and into the X room. I felt a couple of presence behind me and turned to see that the rest of the kittens, except for Lolli (he was 'sleeping' (was actually checking out the house)) were following closely behind. I sweat dropped and continue on. The door into the X room was opened. I walked in and saw that Haku was cleaning his weapons while Derek was on the floor withering muttering something about never looking at a woman again.
"Hi Haku-kun, dinner is ready!" I said as I presented him with the plate with four pizza (He is very muscular and lean and yet he eats more than a sumo wrestler sometimes). I looked at Derek and he winced when he heard my voice and saw me walking in. I put the rest of the plates down and the kittens on my shoulders and I walked towards Derek and he cringed when he thought I was going to continue to torture him.
"Come on," I said softly as I tried to help Derek up. He looked surprise that I was helping him and he declined by pushing me away and getting up himself. I just looked at him and pointed at the bathroom that was in the room. He walked in their and when he came out, he had straightened himself out a little. I closed the door while he was in the bathroom and so, there was no way out of the room since there was no windows (that is why I chose this room as my torture/sacrifice room to Jashin; yes I am a Jashin believer.) and the door was locked so he just stood there.
"What the hell do you guys want?" Derek demanded.
"Eat." I demanded as I pointed at the untouched pizzas. Haku just looked at him as he was quietly eating his pizzas.
Derek just starred at the pizzas suspiciously and I rolled my eyes. I grabbed a pizza off his plate and took one single bite off of it. I than put it onto his plate and held the plate towards him. He looked at it for a few seconds than grabbed it. Haku and I were sitting on the ground and Derek decided to sit down too but, on the other side away from us. I watched him as he started eating than, I began to also eat (I always serve other people first before I eat even if I am another person house.) We sat there quietly eating when Derek noticed the kittens who were staring at him and looked like they were going to attack if he did anything weird. He sweat dropped and tried to ignore the kittens stares. I looked at Derek and saw that he was nervous because of the kittens.
"Why are they staring at me?" Derek finally asked while looking at the kittens.
Haku looked up and noticed what Derek was talking about,
"They don't like you" Haku stated bluntly (he was never the type of person to stall and always spoke the absolute truth even if it hurt the other persons feeling.)
Derek just continued to stare at the cats. We all stood up and I looked at Derek.
"Derek," I called to him and he looked at me. I grabbed out my switch blade and walked right up to him and looked him right in the face as I held the blade against his neck
"You can leave but, if you ever tell anyone what happened today, I will hunt you down and kill you." I stated calmly with no emotion on my face and pressed the knife against his neck which caused it to puncture his neck a little and some blood to emerge from the wound.
He nodded his head in fear.
I whispered something into Haku's ear and he left the room. He walked back in with a thick pillow case and rope.
"Sorry but this is gonna hurt." I said. Before he can ask what I was talking about, I hit him in the neck and he became unconscious. We put the pillow case on his head and taped his hands together so that if he were to wake up while in the car, he wouldn't see where we lived. I looked at my phone and saw it was 6:30. I easily picked him up and put him in the back seat. The kittens watched us and they began following us outside. I looked behind me and saw the kittens (with Lolli who 'woke up'). 'I guess they want to come' I thought looking at the little stalkers. I picked the kittens up and put them onto Haku's lap as we drove. I couldn't help but laugh when the kittens became surprised as we drove. Lolli was wagging his tail excitedly while looking at the passing tree while Asshole looked like he was going to be sick. The other cats were just starring outside at the fast moving trees and holding onto Haku. We drove to his house (we made sure to know about everyone in the neighborhood because you never know who can be a friend or foe) and took off the sack and the ropes. Leader, Bloom and Midnight jumped out of the car before we stopped them and so Haku just had to carry them inside. We than knocked on the door. When the door opened, the lady, who I presume is his mom, looked surprise as I was holding her son bridal style as if he didn't weigh a thing.
"Derek! Who are you people? What happened to my son?" she asked as she let us carry her son into his room.
"My name is Haku and this is my mom. We found him in the forest by the elementary school knocked out. He had a cut on his neck which I figure came from some branches because there was a bit of dirt on it. I also believe he fell and hit his head because he was laying on a rock and his foot seemed to be stuck in a small hole. He also had a bit of scratches which were also caused by some branches. He has a big bruise on the left side of his stomach (this is where Haku kicked him repeatedly) from falling hard onto a big rock. We took him to our home and cleaned his wounds and we put ice on the bruises. I am sorry we couldn't do more" Haku said as he finished my story while adding fake sadness to my voice towards the end of the story.
The kittens were surprised that Haku can come up with a lie in a snap of a finger.
"Oh my god! You've done enough for my son. Good thing you found him I was just about to call the cops," she said while breathing a sigh of relief and thanking me and Haku. "He always did like hanging around the forest near that school so I am not really surprised."
I gave her a fake smile and declined her offer when she tried to give us money.
"It's ok really. We have to go and get ready for school tomorrow" I said as we headed towards the front door. She thanked us again and we said our goodbyes.
KEETEN POV
"He's a very fast and good liar and he appreciates origami" Konan whispered to herself with admiration in her voice and a tint of blush as she looked at Haku.
"I would have probably believed him myself if I didn't already know what really happened" Konan said.
"hn" Itachi agreed and Leader just nodded his head a little amused at his partners reaction to Haku.
When we were inside the giant mettle thing on wheels –a car?- they walked towards the rest of the members who were messing with some button that made the windows go up and down.
"Tobi wants to try!" Tobi yelled trying to jump on the buttons.
"Fuck you bitch! Wait your fucking turn!" Hidan said while jumping on the buttons.
Zetsu looked at Leader and was glad to get away from his idiotic teammates.
"What happened?" Zetsu asked as he noticed Konan kept looking at Haku.
"The boy was able to give a good lie right on the spot" answered Pein.
"That's why she's blushing?" black Zetsu said while looking amused. Konan blushed a little harder and looked away embarrassed that she was caught. "Be quiet your embarrassing her! Che what ever."
BYUTI POV
When we gotten home, I was beat. We grabbed the kittens and walked inside the house.
"They smell" Haku said pointing at the kittens.
"I will wash them tomorrow cuz I'm too tired right now" I said as I faced my number one enemy. The stairs.
When I gotten upstairs, I looked down at Haku.
"The kittens will sleep in your room Haku because Yin and the others will probably kill them."
"Kay" Haku said as he took the kittens to his bedroom.
I walked into my bathroom and took a 5 minute shower. After I gotten out the shower, I put on my pajamas. I walked to my closet opened it and was met with a lot of black alarm clocks. I grabbed out an alarm clock and set up the time I was going to wake up. I was asleep before my head even hit the pillow.