MST:BTW this will have many references to Hyrule Warriors.
Baladan POv
So as I said before if you ever see a giant head falling out of the sky go inside because it brings bad luck. The kingdom was like ours but 100 times bigger and 1000 times more smelly. The whole kingdom was empty it was almost sad.
"Hello" Orenda sad
"What is wrong with you do you want to be eaten" I say
"Well sorry for trying to see what lives here" she said
"Oh yes I wonder what live here lets see giant shops, giant prison and loud roars coming from a giant castle I believe that giants live here."
"Well you know there could be ..." Orenda said as Zehariah cuts her off
"Look" Zehariah said pointing at a sign that read "Feast of Farore today all are well come" in big letters and "unless you're a slave" in normal size letters.
"Well that explains the emptiness of this place" Orenda said
In about ten minutes I was staving "I'm hungry we must find food soon." Then a smell came from the castle. "Bacon" I said "Guys let me make a portal to that smell"
"Sorry but that's the worst idea you ever had" Zehariah said looking for any way to get out of here
"Come one they wouldn't even know that we were here" I beg
"Fine but only because I'm hungry to" Zehariah said
When we get to where the smell came from we try to craw under the door. When that doesn't work we blow the door up. Luckily the giants in side were talking so loud that they didn't notice us unluckily they were talking so loud we couldn't hear each other. When I climbed up to the where the bacon Orenda was yelling "LOOK OUT YOU IDIOT!" in my ear.
"Not now" I say as were picked up and one of the giant was looking straight into my eyes
"WHAT YOU DO HERE!" the giant yelled
"Getting food" I say nervously
"NO YOU TRY STEEL FOOD!" the giant yelled
"We'll pay you for it" I say
"Yes, we have a great sum of money" Orenda
"NO FOOD OF FARORE IS NOT MONEY WORTH BUT YOU CAN BE FOOD. OH YES KING WILL BE VERY HAPPY WITH HYLIAN DINER IT DONE YOU DINER!"the giant yelled louder that ever.
"Wait before you cook us I have one question" I say
"WHAT THAT BE"the giant asked
"Why you know not how to grammar" I say
"why me" Oenda said
"WHAT I IS KNOW HOW TO GRAMMAR" the giant yelled throwing me and Orenda into the wall
"Now for the real question" I say
"WHAT THAT BE" the giant asked
"Do you have a family"
"I DO YES"
"Well then you should have said good-bye to them" Zehariah said right behind the giant with a giant's knife in his hand. Zehariah attacked the giant with such force the giant fell to the floor with one giant tried to call for his friend who was sleeping in the corner. When the giant awoke the first one was dead 1 we lost the element of surprise Problem 2 this giant was faster and stronger that they last one Problem 3 we just killed his co-worker. With one grab he swooped all of us and ran out of the kitchen yelling "MY KING MY KING"
When he entered the dining room the king looked right at me and yelled "WHO THIS"
"THEY HYLIAN'S MY KING"
"HYLIAN'S BRING THEM NOW" the king say as the chef walked over to the king and dropped us right in front of the king."WHAT BRING YOU HERE"
"We came on a flower garden that was growing way to much to fast." Orenda said instantly
"LIES"
"It's true" Zehariah said
"I KILL LIES" the king said making a fist and swinging it a us.
Zehariah took out his harp and the king stopped he instant he saw it he stopped and all other giants in the room start to bow but get up when the king tells them to get up."um well that right you kill me you kill the child of Farore well Zelda really but you get the point."
"so that's you" Orenda said
"TRUE BUT BAGGORONS CARE NOT ABOUT THAT" the king said
"Don't you mean Biggorons" I say
"NO BAGGORONS ARE BROTHER TRIBE OF THE DEAD EVIL GORONS" The king said "YES TAKE THEM TO BAGGORONS IT DONE" the king said like he was half careing
The trip was not that long but it was boring and when we get to the Baggoron kingdom it was 10 times bigger than the giant kingdom and 100 times more smelly than the giant kingdom. "WHY HERE" one of the Baggoron guards say
We get to the door and the guards start to fight with the giants but then one of the giants run inside drop us on one of the table and runs trun around and see a Baggoron looking at us"WHAT THIS" the Baggoron said
"Where here because the giants can't kill us" Zehariah said
"WEEK GIANTS" the Baggoron said
"No they couldn't kill us because I have a goddess harp so they brought us here" Zehariah said
"WEEK STILL" the Baggoron said
"So can you not kill us" I say
"WE WILL" the Baggoron
"Why" Orenda said
"WHY NOT"
"Well you're made from dead evil Gorons so you know you kill right"
"NO REASON"
"Well can you take us back to Hyrule"
"CAN NOT"
"Why not"
"BANNED"
"By who"
"HIS MOM" the Baggoron said pointing at Zehariah
"What" all three of us say at the same time.
"YES TRUE"
"Well where can you go" I ask
"SKYLOFT"
"Well can you take us there"
"SURE"
Zehariah POV
The trip to Skyloft was long but fun there were so many birds that would come and give us sort rides and when we get to Skyloft it looked so cool but things became bad when we landed "SEE YOU LATER LITTLE FRIENDS" the Baggron said
The town was so colorful and every one there were friendly."Master come to the temple" someone said
"Guys let's go to the temple" I say
"Why" They both say
"Just do it" I say
We run to the temple and there is a sword in the middle"This has to be a joke there is no one here" Baladan said
"That's not possible I heard someone tell me to go here." I say
"Well you didn't so let's go"Orenda said
"No he did you just didn't here it" someone said
"What the"Baladan and Orenda said as they turn around
I look and see someone I thougth I would never see again "Fi" Baladan and I said
"Hello Zehariah how's Link" Fi said
"He's good still alive so you know" I say
"Well when you see him again tell him I miss him but now about you Skyloft needs your help"
"How so"I ask
"Ghirahim has tried to taking over Skyloft" Fi said
"Ghirahim" Baladan said
"Yes you called" Ghirahim said right behind Baladan said
"Leave here now" Fi said
"Now I really don't want to but if you insist" He said grabbing Baladan and teleporting to the burned part of Skyloft
Baladan POV
"So child how would you like to die fight, jump or my favorite choice your beheading"
My blood felt like it was boiling and for some reason my legs felt heavy."Go to hell"
"So fight well then,draw" He said running up to me and stabbing me twice in the arm. Then he goes for his second attack but I block it with my spear which he snaps in half. So I grab the giant's knife and hold it up to my chest while I come up with a plan. He stabs me every where that wasn't blocked. I hear my friends say get up and I look down not even noticing that I was on the ground still taking hits. "Get up idiot" Ghirahim said kicking me. In about two minutes I came up with a plan to get out of this mostly alive.
"You win" I say
"See you have some brains in you. An honorable man knows when to give up"
"Well unfortunately for you I'm not a man and I defiantly not honorable" I say swinging my sword at his chest and he goes flying into a wall
"Your right,I'll be back child this is not over"he said disappearing.
Fi gets me back to the other side of Skyloft " Thank you I will take you home to Hyrule your parents must be worried sick"
"Um Fi can I talk to you for a moment" Orenda said
"After they finish talking Fi takes us back to the castle.
Zehariah POV
When we return mom runs up to me and hugs me one the spot and Impa does the same with Baladan "Where Were you and why are you so dirty"They say at the same time.
"Long story but I need to go to sleep now" I say. From the corner of my eye I see Orenda trying to leave. I try to call for her but someone does it first but they seemed more mad than worried
"ORENDA"
"What" she says as Lana jumps from one of the near by trees.
"where were you" Lana said
"None of your concern" She said as she walks away
"I am your mother so it is my concern. So again where were you"
"Wait Lana's your mother" I say
Orenda disappears and Lana follows her (I guess)
"Well now that that's over I 'm going to take a bath" Baladan said
? POV
"Zander pass it to me" a child said
Zander ignores and goes for the goal. With one throw we makes it and wins the game.
"Zander looks promising" I say
"Yes but well have to see him later I hear there's a child of Zelda in Hyrule" My brother says
"Well then Let's check it out shall we"
MST:Stop Chapter two over. Sorry about that last part but that's not the last time you'll see them. So same as last time Light of hyrule turned off.