KYUBI POV

A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't updated anything for a while. My computer decided to act like an ass and crash on me. But no worries! I still have not had writers block… yet.

DISCLAMER:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

The next morning, I woke up at 3 in the morning. I groaned because I couldn't go back to sleep now that I was awake. I looked at Yin, Yang, Teshi and Shi no ryu who were still asleep. I gotten up and I walked around the house checking if the alarms were on, if everything was off (stove, sink, etc.), if the windows were close and if the doors were shut. I walked back upstairs and went to check on Haku and the kittens. When I opened the door, 20 glowing dots were staring at me.

"You guys still awake?" I said looking at the cats who were staring at me.

"Don't worry, I won't bother you guys I'm just checking around" I chuckled when they continued to stare.

I have the master bed room while Haku has the second master bedroom and they are both upstairs. My room is very big and I have a walk-in-closet with a balcony and my own personal bathroom. Haku's is a bit smaller but, it is still bigger than a middle-class persons living room. Haku's room also have a balcony and a walk-in-closet and a bathroom. All the other rooms are down stairs and are average size and they all have a bathroom and a walk-in-closet but no balcony. I am a cheapskate, but when it comes to family, I'll pay a million bucks for their happiness.

The kittens suddenly stared at the window and when I looked, a black figure was standing outside Haku's window. I hid by Haku's bed and called the kittens to me. Surprisingly they listened and they ran to me.

"Shhhh" I said while pressing a button on the floorboard. I picked up the wood that came loose and grabbed out a couple of shurikens and a kunai. I watched the figure prying the window open and I told the kittens to stay put while I crawled towards the window. When it finally opened, a person wearing all black came through. They were wearing a black hoodie and their face was covered with a black ski mask. When it went near Haku, that is when I attacked. I grabbed the person in the back and dragged them away from Haku and the kittens who were watching. The person broke loose from my hold and turned back and looked at me while getting into a fighting stance. 'Tae kwon do' I thought as I looked at the all too familiar stance. I just stood there and the person came at me. I easily dodged a kick to the head and the person came at me again. They tried to punch me this time but I kept dodging. They kept trying to do a varieties of moves with kicks and punches but I kept dodging them. I gotten bored and when they tried to punch me, I just grabbed there arm and twisted it and than, I pushed them and they crashed into the wall. They gotten up and I noticed that the person was short tempered because they were becoming frustrated easily and becoming clumsy. 'Why does this person seem so familiar?' I thought. The person suddenly tried to on the light to temporarily blind me and than I did a flying double side kick and sent them hitting the other side of the wall. I than ran to them and I slammed them against the wall and held the kunai against there throat.

"If you on that light and wake up my son, I will gut you and strangle you with your own intestines" I hissed into the persons ears while pressing myself against them when they tried to wiggle away.

"Ok I give up!" a voice said coming from the person. I recognized the voice and immediately turned the person around. I took off the hoodie and mask and gasped when I saw who it was.

KITTEN POV

We all watched the girl fighting whoever was under that mask in silence. It seemed that she was teasing the person because she never lifted a finger until they tried to on the light. She held a kunai against them and she had a great amount of venom in her voice when she threatened the person. When the person yelled out that they gave up, we were surprise to find out it was a girl. We heard a thud and saw that Hidan had passed out from seeing the girl pressing herself against a person who was now obviously a girl too and, Deidara and Kisame was close while the rest were either red from lust (Pein, Kakuzu, Sasori, Zetsu, and Itachi who were trying to hide it while Tobi was lucky enough to have a mask on)or embarrassment (Konan).

"That was fucking hot un" Deidara said voicing all the males (except Haku) in the room thoughts.

'Ugh… men. Even Pein?!'Konan thought in disgust while looking at Pein and the other men.

When the girl took off the new comers we saw that it was a girl with amber colored hair. She had pink eyes and was very beautiful. With the moon light shining through the window, they seemed to glow. 'They look like goddesses' thought Pein looking at the two girl.

We heard two more thuds and saw that Kisame and Deidara had knocked out from blood loss from seeing two beautiful girls who were practically groping each other just a few minutes ago.

"Valentine!" we heard as the girl hugged the new comer.

"Byuti!" Val said hugging the girl back.

'Ahh… so our saviours name means beautiful. It certainly suits her.' Itachi thought and the others who did not faint also thought around the same thing.

BYUTI POV

"Oh my god! Why are you here? When did you get here? Are you here with anyone?" I quickly asked and she just laughed.

"We did just get here and it's me, Rachel, Tony, and Chino. The rest are back in Cali and me and the guys are staying at the hotel. We just came here because we missed you and… uh… yeah" she said as she laughed nervously when she almost slipped up.

I narrowed my eyes when I noticed the little hitch in her voice which showed she was lying.

" Fuck. Val what the hell did you guys do" I said with a warning in my voice.

"Ahehehe… well you see… Tonygotarrestedagainandme and Chinobrokehimoutofjailandnowthecopsareafterusincalifornia!"she said quickly.

"What?" I said a little annoyed, "speak slowly"

"Tony got arrested again and me, Rachel, and Chino broke him out of jail and now the cops are after us in California" she said more slowly.

Ok, here is the thing. Remember the gang I was talking about that I joined in California, well Valentine (20) is part of that gang. Tony (20) is her twin brother and he is my successor to take over the gang when I left and Chino (22) is my best friend. Rachel (19) and Tony are an item. Val and Chino are on and off but, Val finally said that they were officially over and now they've been broken up for 5 months now (usually takes a few days before they end up going out). Val and Rachel are best friends and they are both in the gang. Me and Val didn't like each other at first because she kept hitting on Haku but, we became friends after spending time with them. Before I left, I told them to come find me whenever they were in trouble and now… here they are. Oi…this is going to be a long day.

"Oi" I sighed rubbing the bridge of my nose "What did Tony do this time?"

"He stolen a cop car and slashed the rest of the cop cars wheel. He used the car to pull over a money truck going to the bank and, it was filled with money. He knocked out the driver and stolen the truck while putting the driver in the stolen cop car. Now, he put the money in that hiding place downtown. He wouldn't tell the cops where the cash was so they sent him to jail for 30 years without parole. But, me and Tony got him out."

"How did you guys get him out? Wait, never mind don't tell me. Oi… I need beer and aspirin and beer…" I muttered to myself while rubbing my temples.

I looked at the kittens and I could see that Leader was giving me a look close to pity as if it knew my pain.

'Ok…'

"How did you guys get here ?" I asked.

"Helicopter. Tony paid the guy to keep quiet and to fly us out here."

"Hmm… ok you guys can stay here but you guys will have to be in a pairs because I will not pay extra cash for your waterbill!" I said.

"Your so cheap!"

"No, I just refuse to pay extra cash for you idiots." I said blantly.

"Your so mean" she said with fake anime tears.

KEETEN POV

"Your so cheap!" said the newcomer

"Cheap… this is what you call cheap!" Kakuzu said while waving his paws around.

"How much did this house even cost?"

"Hmm maybe around a few million bucks…" Kakuzu was murmuring to himself when he unconsciously answered the girl.

"It only cost around $55,000 dollars." Byuti answered.

Kakuzu fainted when he heard that. Kakuzu was never wrong, ESPECIALLY when it came to money.

"That's fucking cheap"

"I know, people are too scared to come near the mountain because they believe it's haunted. The old couple that owned this place spread rumors that it was haunted to keep teens away."

"Why would they keep away from… oh shit! You own the whole mountain?!"

Kakuzu had woken up but after hearing that, he fainted again.

Hidan, Deidara and Kisame was awake and were lustfully looking at the girls.

'I'm now 100% ashamed to say I'm in the Akatsuki' Konan thought starring at the men.

BYUTI POV

"Yup!" I said cheerily

Val looked around and she jumped five feet in the air when she saw the glowing dots (minus Kakuzu who was still KO) by Haku's bed.

"What the hell are those?!" She said starring at unknown dots.

"Come." I said as I dragged her out the door while the kittens followed, "You will see them once we go into the light."

"…" there was silence as Val stared at the cats while they stared at her. "….there so CUTE!" she tried to glomp them and they ran away from her hazardous bear hugs.

I hit her in the back of the head when I saw my frighten kittens.

"Baka you almost killed my kittens and I only had them for one day!"

"Sorry" she said while laughing sheepishly and rubbing her head.

KEETEN POV

When we walked out the door of the boys room, Kakuzu had finally woke up to see that the girl was staring at us and then she tried to crush us.

"RUN UN!" Deidara screamed as we all ran away from the girl who was advancing on us.

"THE BITCH IS TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US!" Hidan yelled.

We were all cowering behind a potted plant. Byuti slapped this Valerie person behind the head and we sighed in relief when the girl seemed to calm down.

"Come on you guys" Byuti said while calling us "she won't hurt you."

Pein was the first to step from behind the plant followed by Konan and the rest. We slowly walked forward but, we were ready to run if Val came after us again.

"These are my new kittens" Byuti said. Val grabbed Konan and tried to hug/crush her so, Byuti slapped her in the head again and grabbed Konan from her.

"Don't touch this one. She's my favorite." Byuti said while squishing Konan to her chest.

"Lucky un" Deidara said. The others were a bit jealous of the attention Konan was getting from the beautiful girl.

"hn…" Itachi said. Kisame knew that he agreed with Deidara and was surprised to see that Itachi was interested in a girl.

"'hn' what the fuck does 'hn' mean you emotionless bastard." Hidan said

Itachi glared at him. 'If I had my sharingan, I'll burn your ass' he thought.

"Ok. We will not harm the girls or the boy." Pein announced. "Byuti had saved us and if I find out any of you did anything to her… or her son, I will kill you all."

"Hai!" they all said afraid of the killer intent coming from Pein, even Obito (Tobi) was a bit frighten.

'kuhuhuhuhu…. Someones in love' Konan inwardly thought while watching them from above (she is now being petted by Byuti)

BYUTU POV

"You have some weird ass looking kittens" Val said looking at them.

"Why do people keep saying that? There not weird… their unique" I said while defending my wei- I mean unique kittens.

"Hey what time is it?" I asked Val.

She grabbed out her phone and said it was 4:30

"Shit… now I know I am going to sleep in class…" I said while groaning.

"You already sleep in class." Val pointed out

"…shut up" I said

"Mom why are you standing outside my door at 4 in the morning?" a voice asked.

Haku had opened his door and was currently rubbing his eyes and yawning. His hair was sticking up all over the place and he didn't see Val yet. 'Awww!' I thought as I was gushing over how adorable my son looks and trying hard to not smother him.

"Haku-kun!" the girl said and she glomped him and started to shove his head into her chest.

"Val. Get. Off. Him." I said while trying not to rip her head off.

She immediately let Haku go and tried to use him as a shield to protect herself from me.

"Haku-kun protect me!" she said while running behind Haku and glaring at me. Haku sweatdropped and tried to remove Val's arm but she held on to him as if her life depended on it (which it did since I was practically trying to kill her with my glare).

That's it. I snapped and tackled both Haku and Val. I grabbed Val and rolled off Haku who was being squished to death. I started to punch her repeatedly while she was yelling at Haku to help her and trying to crawl away.

Haku dragged me off of Val.

"Thank you Haku-kun" Val said seductively.

I tried to push Haku away to get at the she-devil but he wouldn't let go. I immediately stopped after witnessing a vision and Haku set me free after he felt I was calm. I didn't talk to neither Haku nor Val. I grabbed all the kittens who was looking at us and took them to my room and slammed the door behind me.

KEETEN POV

When the boy walked out of the room, the girl glomped him and was face rapping him with her boobs.

"What the fuck! Why the hell is it always the fucking girly men that are fucking lucky?!" He said while starring at Haku with envy. "Even that fucking girly man!" he said pointing at Deidara.

"Hey un!" Deidara said glaring at Hidan.

Konan was glaring at the girl named Val and all the members slowly inched away from her as they sensed the murderous aura surrounding her.

"Damn the bitch is scary when she's jealous" Hidan said.

Konan attacked him and started pulling out patches of fur. We all stared in surprise for a few seconds. Kisame was able to finally pull Konan off Hidan after she almost ripped his own face off.

"Konan calm down. Hidan…shut up." Pein said

Konan had finally calmed herself down but, she had glared a glare so powerful, it puts the Uchiha's glares to shame and, the glare was directed right at Hidan.

"Val. Get. Off. Him." We heard a familiar voice say. We looked at them and saw that Val was hiding behind Haku while Byuti was glaring at her. We all instinctively tensed when Byuti jumped on Haku and started punching the girl. After she gotten in a few good punches to Val's face, Haku had pulled her off. We continue to watch quietly as the girl foolishly flirted with Haku again and Byuti tried repeatedly to kill her.

When the girl calmed down, her face became blank and she came and grabbed all of us. She brought us into her room and she suddenly fell to the floor crying while we watched uncomfortably, not knowing what to do.

HAKU'S POV

I watched as my 'mom' walked into her room and slammed her door. I could hear her crying and was contemplating on what to do. I decided to let her cool down while I grabbed Val's arm without looking at her and dragged her down stairs. We walked into the living room and she sat on the couch while I sat on the bean bag chair. It was quiet and I was still ignoring Val's stare while I thought over what just happened. I've seen that look a few times on my mom's face and I was sadden that she was sad hurting so much inside.

"Haku-kun, what's wrong with Byuti?" I finally looked at Val and saw that she was really worried.

When I first met Val, I could not stand her. She was always trying to get me to sleep with her even while she was going out with Chino (he hated my guts and he and some of the others use to ridicule me until my mom let me beat the shit out of all of them). One day, while she was shamelessly flirting with me in front of my mom and the other guys, I snapped. I told her that she was a thirsty bitch who needed to get a life and stop trying to fuck with every guy that she meets. I told her that Chino deserves someone better who is not a cheating bitch like her. She had stop following me around like a lost puppy for a while but suddenly, she came up to me and told me that she officially broke up with Chino and she began flirting with me again after that. Now, I don't really mind it since I am so use to her antics by now.

"Tina and Leo" I answered and she immediately understood.

Tina was a girl who was going out with a boy named Leo who was in the gang. The story between Leo and Tina was the typical high school story. Tina was the quiet and shy girl who sat in the back while Leo was the playboy who went out with all the girls, had sex with them, then dumped them right on the spot. After being forced to tutor him, Leo slowly began to fall for Tina and she was starting to feel the same way; and yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, they started going out and been together until they graduated. Leo and Tina were thinking about leaving the gang and settling down. Leo had asked Byuti about leaving and she agreed. Me, my mom and Leo were going to do one more mission and he told her he was going to ask for Tina's hand in marriage. It was the last day for Leo and Tina and, it was also the day me, Leo, and my mom were going on one more mission. There was news that a new gang were threatening to take over the territory of an old gang who was one of our allies and we were going to go see what's up. When we got there, we were ambush by the new gang. They were keeping the old gang leader, his wife, and three little girls as hostages and they were waiting for us because they knew we would come. The leader of the new gang started to bash (vocally not physically) on us. He started calling us weak, pathetic, wannabe's, and more words against us. He even began to ridicule the three of us. My mom was pissed that he was dissing us. When the guy started to call me and Leo gay, my mom attacked him. All hell broke loose and the new gang came at us. I was able to hold off at least 20 people while my mom can easily take on a whole army. Leo, on the other hand was having problems. He was going against at least three people and they kept going for him since they saw that he was the weakest one. The old gangs leader had taken his family to a safer place and was also helping us. Suddenly, me and Byuti heard a loud scream and saw that Leo has fallen to the floor bleeding and the other guys were stabbing, punching and kicking him. Byuti and the old gang leader ran over and shot all the guys. We had finally killed/injured all the remaining guys and Byuti was crying and blaming herself for what was done. Byuti believed that it was her fault because she just ran in head first without thinking about what might happen to us. When we went back to the base, we had informed Tina what happened and she broke down crying. From that day forward, she became distant and we hardly saw her anymore, until finally she gave up and committed suicide (A/N: I am deeply sorry for those who tried or know someone who committed suicide. May those who passed rest in peace). Byuti was really sad and she blamed herself even more and many of us thought she was going to kill herself too. She had vowed that she will never let her emotions to take over and she became emotionless from that day on. She had just broken that vow when she blindly lashed out at Val (though I believe it is mostly Val's fault).

Val and I sat there quietly while thinking about Byuti. Suddenly, we heard crashing coming from upstairs.

"What the fuck happened to my kittens!" I heard my mom screaming. Me and Val looked at each other and we ran upstairs. We broke down her door and we ran into her bathroom. When we walked in, we were met with 9 naked men and 1 naked female. My mom was searching around, not noticing the naked men, for something. I just stared at them while Val was drooling and was on the verge of having a nose bleed. I was speechless as I watched the people who looked completely confused. Standing right in front of me in all there glory was one of the most notorious fictional gangs ever, the Akatsuki.

'OH SHIT!'