A/N: BTW, if any of you is wondering, I actually have a friend named Byuti and she does have a mother-son relationship with one of my best friend named Haku. There appearances are exactly So… yeah…
DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
KEETEN POV
We watched as the girl was crying while rocking back and forth. None of us, not even the so call genius Itachi, knew what to do.
" Why is Byuti-chan crying? Tobi will make you better! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said as he ran towards the girl.
"Tobi you idiot! Get your ass back over here un!" Deidara hissed after Tobi.
The kittens watched Tobi when suddenly all the male were pushed away. They look to see who was coming through and was surprised to see the only female member of their organization was walking towards the girl. Because she was the only female and knew what it was like to break down in tears without anyone there to comfort you, she understood what the girl was going through.
"Konan, what are you doing." Pein said.
"I am going to comfort her." Konan said while not even turning around.
"Comfort…shit" Hidan said while turning red. We looked at him and some of us began blushing when we knew what he was thinking.
"Leader, should we not stop them?" Sasori asked.
"Fuck no(un)!" Deidara and Hidan both yelled as they were thinking naughty thoughts.
"Although I would like to see two females getting it on, I have to agree with Sasori." Kisame said.
Pein was about to say something but, Tobi and Konan were already by the girl. We all watched in anticipation of what might happen. Tobi was about to jump onto the girl but Konan stopped him before he could.
"Tobi do not 'hug' her"
"Why?" Tobi asked.
"We should comfort her."
"Comfort?" Tobi asked but behind his mask, Obito was also thinking the same thing as the other guys.
"Just copy me Tobi." Konan said. She walked towards the girl and she started to rub her head against the girl leg.
"Ok! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said as he ran towards her other leg and started doing the same thing as Konan.
"Fuck" Hidan said in disappointment. The other guys were thinking around the same thing. We heard the girl laughing and Konan and Tobi purring as the girl scratched their ears. The girl had flipped a switch and there was light everywhere. All our jaws dropped as we stared at the size of her room. It was HUGE!
"Damn! How big is this fucking house?!" Hidan said while we were starring at the size of the room. Kakuzu's head was going crazy as he thought about how much the house would originally be.
The girl picked up Konan and Tobi and walked towards her bed. We followed and she put Tobi and Konan on the bed. She then walked towards a picture of a group of people and she and Haku were in the picture. The girl had removed the picture from the wall and behind the picture was a black metal door that looked as if it was hard to penetrate. The girl than moved in front of us and blocked our view from what she was doing. She then moved again and twisted the handle on the metal door and pulled. There was nothing there. We were disappointed until she reached her hand into the compartment. Suddenly, the thing moved down and we saw a bunch of knives and other shiny things. She removed a knife and behind that was a small little hole. She opened her drawer and pulled out a metal stick that resembled a key. She than put it into the hole and twisted it. When she done that, she grabbed onto a handle that none of them noticed. She pulled it out and behind there was another metal door. She blocked our view again as she entered something and when she opened it, there was money everywhere. Kakuzu's jaw dropped as he stared at the amount of money.
"Oh shit" Kakuzu said while greedily staring at the money.
The girl moved around a bit of money until she found something. She pulled it out; It was a box.
"The fuck? All that for a fucking box?" Hidan said.
"Hidan be quiet." Konan said as she looked at the girl. Obviously, the box meant a lot to her as she was starring at it with love in her eyes.
BYUTI POV
I was currently sitting on the floor in front of my bedroom door rocking myself and crying my ass out while the kittens were watching me.
'It's all my fault! It's all my fault! It's all my fault!' I thought over and over again.
I was suddenly brought back to reality when I felt warm soft fur rubbing against my leg. I looked and saw Bloom and Lolli. The other kittens were starring at them and I laughed and started to scratch between both of their ears was happy to hear the sound of purring. I picked them up and put them on my bed. I walked to a picture of me, Haku, and the mafia. I took it off the wall and behind it was a safe. I entered the code and went through all the process. I finally found the safe full of money and started searching for my box. I finally found it and I went to sit on me bed. I looked down and saw all the cats were sitting there starring up. I smiled at them and picked them all up. I put them on the bed and began to open the box. Inside, was a silver necklace Haku had given to me when we were still young. It was plastic and it was not very appealing but, I would never ever trade it. Inside was a note that my mother had give to me when I turned 16. I read out loud:
Dear baby girl,
If you have received this letter, I am not around before you turned 16. I want you to know that I always loved and will continue to love you. You have grown from a small bundle of joy to a beautiful young women. When I first found you wandering around that temple all those years ago, I had made the best decision in my life. You fill me with pride and tremendous amount of joy as I watched you grow. You are a blessing to me and all those who came into your life and because of that, I will always love you. Even though you are 16, turning 50 or even 100, you will always be my baby girl
~love you with all my heart~
your protector, your best friend, your mother.
I felt tears coming to my eyes as I read the note.
"This note always lifts up my spirit whenever I read it... there is no love like a mothers" I said. The kittens watched me. Their was a mix of emotions upon the kittens face. Guilt and sympathy is shown.
"All right, you guys smell like shit" I said. Some glared at me and I just laughed.
I grabbed a basket and put them in. I walked into my bathroom and I put the basket full of kittens on the countertop. I on the water and put my hand in to see if it was warm enough. When I felt the right temperature, I grabbed the basket and pulled out all the kittens. I dumped the kittens into the warm water. Suddenly, smoke appeared and I backed up afraid of what just happened. I could see 10 figures through all the smoke but I could not figure out who they were.
Suddenly, acting on my overprotective motherly instincts, I started freaking out and started searching for my kittens. I had completely forgotten about the 10 figures as I searched but to no avail.
"What the fuck happened to my kittens!" I screamed in despair.
I searched inside the toilet, behind the toilet, behind the door, inside the tub (still forgotten about the naked men and women), inside the cabinets but still, I could not find them.
" I turned around to see Haku and Val standing behind me. Haku was paler than normal and Val suddenly gotten a nose bleed and fell to the floor.
'What the hell?' I looked behind me and immediately paled. There standing in front of me were 10 very naked Akatsuki members looking around just as confused as us. Wait…naked?
"Oh shit!" I said as I looked at Konan. All the boys looked at the direction of my eyes and a few more thuds can be heard. Konan looked at us confused than looked at the Akatsuki boys. She than looked down at herself than at the boys than herself. Suddenly, an ear piercing scream came out of her mouth as she tried to hide her nude body with her hands. Haku started blushing and I could see the little bit of blood come out of his nose. He ran out of the room yelling something about homework… yeah right.
I grabbed Konan and dragged her and Val (by her hair since she was still KOed)out of the bathroom. I slammed the door shut leaving the S-class male criminals in my bathroom and dragged Konan to my closet. I gave her a towel to cover herself while I momentarily ignored her in order to find clothes that might fit her.
"Here" I said as I gave her matching purple undergarments. I found a black shirt that hugs and shows off your figure that was a bit too big for me and some jeans .
She thanked me quietly while I walked into Haku's room and grabbed out some sweat pants from his closet. I also grabbed some towels for the bigger members (Kisame and Kakuzu) since Haku and the rest were about the same size. class ninja allows to show).
Inwardly I was freaking out, not about the naked men in my bathroom, but about my poor kittens. Where could they be?
The guys had finished covering up what needs to be covered and we went downstairs to the living room. Haku came out from his hiding place and he and Val (who woke up) followed us. I sat down in my bean bag chair while Haku stood on my right while Val stood to my left. Some of the akatsuki members sat on the couch or just stood there. There was an awkward silence as we just all stared at each other. Finally I spoke up.
"So… where are my kittens?" Some of the members sweat dropped while Haku face palmed. Val just patted by back sympathetically while I looked confused. Sometimes, when my brain was on overdrive, I can become the most stupidest idiot on earth. Pein decided to speak up and clear up my misunderstanding
" Byuti-san, we are the kittens." Pein said. I just looked at him as if he was going crazy. Kisame started to pick up the pace and explain what had happened and how they came to our world.
"Ahh…that explains so many things…" Haku said. He was looking at all the Akatsuki members quietly analyzing them but, every time he looked at Konan, he would immediately blush than look anywhere else than at her. The same was with Konan and I found this very comical and adorable.
"Well, I think it's best that we introduce ourselves first before doing anything else." Val said. "I'll start. My name is Valentine but everyone calls me Val or Master!" Haku face palmed while I hit the back of her head.
"Haku." Haku introduced himself. He looked bored as if he would rather be somewhere else.
"Burakkubyuti but everyone calls me Byuti." I had the same look as Haku.
" Ugh this is going to take too fucking long!" Hidan complained. He then proceeded to name all the other members while also adding rude little comments.
"Byuti, I need to talk to you in private" Haku said. This was serious. The only time he ever calls me by my name is when he has something urgent to say.
I gotten up and followed him to the kitchen. I looked back to check what was happening and I sighed when I saw Val trying to flirt with the stoic Uchiha who deliberately ignored her poor attempts. Hidan, Deidara, Kisame, and Sasori were trying to figure out what the remote did and what the 110'' thing with a black screen on the wall was. They got scared when my TV suddenly on and a huge boom were heard as a bomb exploded on the TV. They went to attack my TV when Val tackled Hidan and started explaining what a screen TV was and how to operate it with the remote. Konan, Sasori and Kakuzu were sitting on the couch starring at the moving pictures while Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame were arguing over who got control over the remote while Tobi kept trying to get them to turn back the channel with the singing purple dinosaur. Itachi and Pein were now discussing something and Zetsu was nowhere to be found. I figured that Pein had told him to follow us. Before Haku can say anything, I said one of the codes that we made during our times in the Mafia.
"The mice have found the cheese (IDK?)" This meant that someone was eavesdropping in our conversation. He looked at me and I knew he understood.
"Mom, what should we do about them?"
"I really don't know. We can let them stay here for a while until they find a way to go back. Well, if they want to anyways." I whispered the last part so Haku wouldn't hear.
"Mom, we're talking about 10 members of the Akatsuki who kills people for a living!"
"It's not like we never killed people before… hell with what we just did last year, it makes them look like saints. Beside, this is a once in a life time opportunity and it could be fun."
"Ugh… fine, whatever." Haku scolded and we both walk back into the living room.
I put my fingers between my mouths and blew. Everyone stopped and looked at us when I finished whistling. Zetsu suddenly materialized out of the ground next to Pein and I gave them both a knowing and accusing look.
"All right you guys, Haku and I decided what to do with the situation you guys are in." They all looked at me waiting for my answer.
"We decided to let you guys stay here." They all looked relieved that they would not have to go find a new place to stay.
"There are a couple of rules in this house:
1) If any one of you were to dare lay a finger on my son, I will set Nika on you (Hidan: who the fuck is Nika? Val: oh that's her komodo dragon; she only listens to her. Akatsuki members: *gulp*).
2) If you are going to fight, fight in either the outside or inside training ground.
3) Do not kill any of my pets, that include my fishes that's in the pond outside or I will make Itachi's tsukuyomi (*surprise looks and gasps*) look fun.
4) Do not trample on my garden or I will murder you.
5) Don't go into the X room without my permission because it is full of traps in hidden places that I and Haku only know of.
6) Don't touch any of my babies (the weapons) without mine or Haku's permission or I will set Nika on you
7) Never, EVER, touch my chocolate, coffee, coka cola or ramen or I will castrate you.
8) Do not wreck my house or I will destroy your future of ever having children 9) Since Val is here, more will come so do not kill any of them or I will rip your dicks off and shove it up your ass.
10) Haku and I go to school on Monday's to Friday for 8 hours so you will have 8 hours to yourself but, do not break any of those rules
11) Haku and I will sometimes be gone for a few days to…work and will be back when we get back. What we do for a living is none of your business so don't ask and Zetsu, don't even try to follow us or I will force you to eat flowers *gasp!*
12) Don't steal my money (glare at Kakuzu) and, if you need any, just ask
13) You are allow to leave the house but, do not go down the mountain or the neighbors will get suspicious
14) Do not kill my neighbors, it was hard enough to get the cops to stop stalking us after our neighbor had mysteriously been hit with a shovel and thrown into a den full of sleeping crocodiles (Haku: It's not my fault! He called me a girl and tried to rape me while I was walking home.)
15) Hidan, if you must sacrifice someone please get rid of all evidence that might lead to us. Actually, this rule is for all of you.
16) I do not mind if you curse, but refrain from doing so in front of kids, this means you Hidan.
And, I believe that is all." They just stared at me.
"Well…damn…that's the most I heard you speak since we first met." Val said. The Akatsuki looked surprised. I didn't blame them. Throughout the day that they were kittens, I showed more emotions than I did after my mom's death (which was 7 years ago).
"Come, I will show you where the pool, library, movie theater, training grounds, gym, garden, pond, and farm is that, I will show you to your rooms and you will be able to do whatever." Haku said. Haku and Val showed everyone where everything is but I stayed behind.
I looked at my phone and it showed it was 5 am. I walked into the kitchen and grabbed out the left over pizza from yesterday. I warmed it up and cut it into little pieces. I than grabbed a bell and rang it.
"Yin, Yang, Teshi, Shi no ryu! Breakfast is ready!" I could hear soft paw steps coming downstairs. Teshi is running full speed and when he reaches the floor, he slides and crashes to the wall. His mother barks at him and Teshi just gets up and comes running towards me.
"Hey there buddy!" I said laughing as he licks me. Yin and Yang walks towards us with Shi no ryu on Yang's head. I scratched behind there ear and petted Shi no ryu.
"Here you go" I said as I put their food bowl that had small pieces of pizza in it and their water bowl. They ate their food hungrily and I watched them. I felt four presences behind me but, I decided to ignore them. After a few minutes, the unfamiliar presence spoke.
"It's bad to feed your pets human food." A familiar voice said. 'He sounds just like the anime.' I thought.
"I always spoil my family Kisame-san." I said. I turned around to find Kisame, Itachi, Deidara and Sasori all standing by the door to the kitchen. Yin, Yang and Shi no ryu looks at them and they began to growl while Teshi was still eating his food, oblivious to the s-class criminals behind him. I looked at them and they stopped but, they still watched them.
I sat on the kitchen table and motioned for the guys to follow. There was an awkward silence as they all stared at me while I stared back at them.
"So…" I said waiting for any of them to at least say something.
"Why is it that only one lock of your hair is red, un?"
"I was born with it. My hair color is natural and so are my eye colors." I said. I was use to the question. They gave me the all too familiar look of unbelief and I just shrugged my shoulder.
"Why don't you dye it?" asked Sasori. "Dye doesn't work on my hair. It washes right off." I said. Suddenly, I could hear the sound of my alarm clock ringing upstairs. They looked alarmed by the sudden noise and I could hear Hidan cursing from upstairs.
"What the hell is that un?"
"It's my alarm clock. It sometimes helps me wake up."
"Sometimes?"
"Ehehe… they usually end up either meeting my wall, the floor, the toilet, my fist, Nika, or my metal bat." I said while rubbing my head sheepishly. Deidara and Kisame gave me an amused look while Itachi and Sasori just stared.
"Anyways, that is my cue to get ready for school." I said as I got up and walked upstairs. I could feel their eyes on me but I ignored them.
My pets all went different ways. Yin is laying outside in the tree while Yang is outside paroling around the farm while watching the farm animals. Teshi had ran to the training ground outside and kept attacking the training dummy. Shi no ryu is flying around the whole mountain looking for anything suspicious. This is what they did most of the time. They were always watching after the house when I leave; even Nika watches over them. She usually hangs around the pond watching the fishes and she would sometimes join in with Yang and look over the other animals. Nika stays outside and she usually hunts outside. She would normally eat the farm animals that died and on some occasion when she is really hungry, she would eat the sick or the old ones. She sleeps by the pond and on some occasions, she would come inside but, she and Haku despises each other because, when she was just a baby, he was holding her by the leg and was messing with her. He dropped her but she bit onto his hand and we had to take Haku to the hospital for the antidote. Now, I keep a bunch of antidotes in both mine and Haku's room because, they always get into a fight and Nika usually bites him. I actually found Nika when we were at the zoo and I kind of stolen her when I was 6. When I say kind of, I mean Haku was dared by some boys to stand on the bars and look over at the komodo dragons; he was accidentally pushed and fell into the bushes. All the dragons looked and were going to see what the noise was when I jumped off on the other side and started making a lot of noise to distract them from my son. They all came running at me and I ran around like a maniac. The zookeepers came and rescued both of us and we all went home early. When we got home, suddenly Haku was screaming in his room and when I ran upstairs, he was standing on his bed with a towel on and on the floor, there was baby Nika who climbed out from his pile of clothes. All the animals had somehow created a bond between each other and they always watched over one another.
I walked upstairs and into my room. I sweat dropped when I see Hidan yelling and shaking my alarm clock.
"What are you doing Hidan-san?"
"This fucking dumb piece of shit won't shut the fuck up!" he said while glaring at my alarm clock. He was about to throw it on the floor when I snatched it out of his hand. I pressed the button on the top and set it back on my drawer.
"…oh" he said. I shook my head and went to my closet and grabbed out some clothes. I could feel Hidan watching me but I ignored his stare.
"Hey bitch, what's up with you and that Haku kid?" "He's my son."
"How the fuck is he your son, you guys look about the same age?"
"Well Hidan-san, when a female and a male love each other very mu-"
"That's not what I'm fucking talking about!"
"I adopted Haku and now he is my son."
"Wait… so are you guys a couple or something?"
"No! Gross, that's like incest since we are family." I scrunched my nose in disgust as I pictured myself having a sexual relationship with my son.
"Ay bitch, are you seeing anyone?"
"No."
"Are you a fucking lesbian?"I could hear the hopeful tone in his nose and the rushing of blood to his nose and his unmentionables coming from just those five words.
"No, I don't go that way." Now, I just crushed his little fantasy.
"So, you don't fucking have a boyfriend and you are not into girls. Wanna fuck?"
"No. I do not have time to 'fuck' and, I am too busy with school and work." In reality, I did not want to have any type of relationship with others because I had a lot of enemies who would gladly kill anyone close to me. That is one of the reasons why I never had a boyfriend or, allowed myself to become too attached to others (except to Haku, my pets, and some of the members from both the mafia and the gang.)
I went to lay my clothes on my bed when Hidan suddenly appeared behind me and I tensed.
"Hey bitch, I'm not done fucking talking to you." I did not like people touching me or being too close so, when Hidan grabbed my wrist, I punched him in the face, not slapped, punched (A/N: IF YOU DO NOT RECALL, I SAID THAT HER SLAPS FEEL LIKE PUNSHES WHILE HER PUNCHES FEELS LIKE YOUR FACE JUST GOT WHACKED WITH A BAT (T.T I was on the receiving end of one of her punches when, I threw her cat out the window…it lived!)).
"OUCH YOU BITCH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUNCH ME?!" All the other members ran into my room and stared at us. My fist was still up and, it looked as if I punched Hidan's face repeatedly since he had a broken nose, two black eyes, his jaw was broken and, there was blood all over his face and on my carpet. Leader looked at me as if he was demanding for an explanation.
"He touched me." I said while shrugging.
"Ohh, He shouldn't have done that." Val said. She had followed the others and was starring at us. She shook her head and had a sympathetic look while starring at Hidan.
"What do you mean?" Kisame asked.
"She does not like people touching or being too close to her. That" she said while pointing at Hidan "is one of her nicer ways of telling you to back off. The last time a guy touched her, she stomped his dick to the ground." She finished cheerfully. me's protectively.
"Ok, that is enough history lessons about my life. Everyone, get the hell out of my room and take him with you." I said while pointing at Hidan. Everyone looked at Kakuzu. He glared back at them and roughly grabbed Hidan and hefted him over his shoulder. Everyone walked out and, Kakuzu made sure Hidan gotten even more bruised as Hidan's head 'accidentally' hit the door and the walls.
"OUCH YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD! PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! IF YOU PUT THAT SOCK IN MY MOUTH I'M GOI- MMMNGGG!" I heard Hidan yell as Kakuzu carried him to their room. I shook my head and closed and locked my door than, I went and took a shower.
When I finished showering and dressing, I walked downstairs to find Pein, Konan, and Itachi sitting at the kitchen table discussing something. Tobi was sitting on the couch while whining about trying to pet the 'puppy' (Yang) with Deidara who was trying to not strangle him. Kisame was discussing with Val the different types of bear and sake while Sasori was watching an art gallery show on the TV. Hidan was glaring at Kakuzu and cursing him to hell while Kakuzu ignored him and stared at the TV. Zetsu was nowhere to be found and so was Haku. I walked into the kitchen and ignored Hidan who started cursing at me. Pein, Konan, and Itachi immediately became quiet when I walked in.
I walked to the cabinet, opened it and grabbed out a box of pancake mix. I grabbed out a pan and was about to on the stove when I heard…
"NOOOOOO! BURAKKUBYUTI. GET. AWAY. FROM. THAT. STOVE!" Haku yelled with only some jeans on and no shirt. He had a brush in his hand and was looking at me as if he dared me to defy him.
"But Haku-kun" I whined "I'm hungry!"
"Burakkubyuti, if you step one more foot near that stove…" he said in a warning voice.
I, being the idiot who never back down on a challenge, took a step and he lunged at me.
"VAL! HELP ME!" I yelled. All of the members where watching us with a what-the-fuck looks.
"I'M COMING BYUTI-CHAN!" she said as she jumped on both of us.
"OOMPH! VAL, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Haku yelled as he started to hit her with his brush.
"NO! HAKU-KUN, YOU'RE HURTING MY ADORABLE BYUTI-CHAN!" Val screamed as she covered her head.
Suddenly, I stopped moving and buried my face into the tile floor of the kitchen. I could feel Haku and Val stopped wiggling on top of me. I slowly brought my head up and saw the members all tense.
"Haku. Val. If you do not mind, GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME NOW!" I yelled as I began trying to throw the two off of me.
"OH NO! IM STUCK!" Val screamed. Somehow, her foot got stuck underneath our bodies while we were rolling around.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUCK?!" demanded Haku.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I MEAN?!" Val yelled as she tried to remove her foot that was tangled.
"OUCH! OUCH! HAKU STOP THAT!" I screamed as Haku started pulling his brush which got stuck to my hair. I looked at the Akatsuki and saw a few of them were laughing there asses off at our pain. I glared at Hidan and Deidara. Kisame was chuckling while the rest had a look of amusement.
"Leader-san, we… what the fuck is going on?" Zetsu said as he materialized out of the wall to find the only three non-ninjas on the floor all tangled up.
"KISAME-KUN, HELP ME!" Val yelled as we started to roll again and she ended up beneath us with me on top. Kisame looked at Pein and Pein nodded his head. Kisame then came and lifted me off of Haku and Val with the brush dangling in my hair.
"Oww!" I said as Konan started pulling the brush to try and untangle my hair. Haku, who finally got himself untangled, came forward with a pair of scissors he found in the drawer.
"Maybe we need to cut your hair" he said while snipping the scissors for emphasis. My eyes widen. I step back and he moved forward.
"NO!" I yelled as I ran out of the kitchen.
"THAT'S RIGHT! STAY AWAY FROM THE STOVE… AND THE TOASTER!" Haku yelled after me. I could hear the other members laughing.
'stupid dumb ass Akatsuki…' I thought as I walked upstairs while still trying to get the brush out.
AKATSUKI POV
We watched as our hosts and their friend wiggle around on the floor. Deidara and Hidan was laughing while Kisame was chuckling at their misfortune. When Zetsu arrived, he didn't know whether to laugh his ass off or just watched amused.
"KISAME-KUN, HELP ME!" Val yelled. They all switched place and now, Byuti was on top. When they all got untangled, Haku started to approach Byuti with a pair of scissors and she went running up the stairs.
"THAT'S RIGHT! STAY AWAY FROM THE STOVE… AND THE TOASTER!"
"What the fuck? Why isn't she allowed near the fucking stove?" Hidan asked.
"She can't cook to save her own life. That's why either I cook, or we just buy takeouts." At our questioning looks, he said he will tell us what takeouts were later.
"Yup. I remember the first time she ever cooked for us… we all had food poisoning" Val said with a smile.
"Heh… remember when she tried to cook oatmeal, it somehow came alive and it was hiding in the hideout for weeks."
"Yeah, the only reason we found it is because she tried to use the stove and it blew up the kitchen with the oatmeal inside the stove."
The two were cracking up at the memory of Byuti's failure at cooking while we watched amused.
'Well... wont this be an exciting trip' Pein thought/
"Fuck, with the food she makes, it can kill you too Hidan-kun." Val said while rubbing the tears from her eyes.
"All right you guys. No more discussing my life." The girl said while entering the kitchen. She had finally gotten the brush out of her hair.
BYUTI POV
When I finally gotten the brush out and fixed my hair, I walked downstairs to hear my son and friend talking about my failure at cooking.
"All right you guys. No more discussing my life." I said while rolling my eyes.
"Haku-kun, can you make pancakes?" Val asked while latching onto him and using her famous puppy eyes. My stomach decided to speak up at the moment and I scratched my head sheepishly while smiling in embarrassment.
"Sure" Haku said while giving me an amused smirk and I just rolled my eyes again. "
"'Scuze me" I said as I walked toward my table which all the members were now sitting at.
I squeezed in between Deidara and Sasori until I found the key hole. I than reached under the table and inserted my key and pressed a button. When I did, the table suddenly popped up and opened. This cause some of the members to jump in surprise and to tense up. I chuckled and looked at what was inside the table. Inside was a variety of knives, senbon and throwing stars.
"Hey Haku-kun, which one do you want?" I asked. "Five throwing stars and two venom daggers." He said. I threw the weapons at him without looking since I knew he easily caught them.
"Wow, these look fucking awesome!" Hidan said about to reach for my daggers. The other members were admiring the weapons while Val was messing with Haku.
"Hey, hands off my babies." I said as I grabbed my twin daggers before Hidan can get his hands on them. It has a black dragon that circles around the hilt with real gold on its eyes and diamonds that outlined the dragon. I than grabbed out some throwing stars and a few poisonous metal senbons. You can never be too careful when walking out of your own house. I than pressed the button and the table went back into place and it looked as if it was an ordinary table.
"Breakfast ready!" Haku said. I grabbed out 13 plates, forks, spoons, butter knives, and cups. I than grabbed out some syrup, butter and two bottle of orange juice and poured the orange juice into the cups which Val had put in front of all the members with a plate and the rest of the eating utensils. I than sat down in my seat and Haku brought Five Plates. Two had stacks of pancakes while the other had egg and the other was filled with bacon and the last plate had the small breakfast sausages.
"Let us pray" Val said. Despite the way Val act and dressed, she is a very religious Mexican (yes she's Mexican) woman.
"Not another Hidan un" Deidara groaned and Hidan looked at Val with interest.
"It's not Jashin-sama, it's God. No, Not you Pein" I said when they both looked at me.
After we finished praying and Hidan, who got his face stuffed with a sock…again, was kept quiet, me, Haku and Val started piling our plates. The members looked at the food wearily and I rolled my eyes.
"It's just food. We're not trying to poison you." I said. Hidan, being an immortal, wearily took a bit out of the pancakes. His eyes widen.
"Oh shit! This is fucking awesome!" Hidan said as he began stuffing his face with the food. The others began eating hungrily.
"Psh, of course it is, he gets it from his father" I scoffed they looked at me weirdly.
"Who's the father?"
"Orochimaru" I answered without hesitation. There jaws dropped.
"I thought my father was Kakashi"
"Nope, it's Orochimaru. You get your hair style from your father while your eye color comes from my mom." I said. I had a major crush of the snake when I first saw him... I don't know why but I just loved his eyes. The akatsuki just looked at us in amusement.
Haku and I shared a look as he smirked and I shook my head with a smile.
"Hey! Stop doing that!" Val said whining. All the members turned to look at us.
"What are you talking about?" Haku said.
"That whole mind reading thing you guys do! I wanna know what you guys are talking about." She pouted and whined.
"You guys can read minds?" Kisame asked surprised. The others were looking at us too.
"No. What she means is that Haku and I can understand one another without speaking out loud; just with our eyes." I bond thing." I said.
"Hey bitch, you still haven't told me how you are his fucking mother." Hidan said as he pointed at Haku. I looked at Haku and he nodded his head.
"You guys are fucking dicks." Val pouted and glared at Haku and I as we snickered.
"Anyways, we both met each other in 3rd grade…" Haku said as he told them the story while I ate the rest of my breakfast.
TIME SKIP (If you do not know the story, than read chapter 1)
"Well…damn…" Hidan said. I could tell that out of all the possibilities their little minds came up with, that was not one of them. Val tsked and shook her head.
"Wow, you are such a violent child…" she said.
"Shut up, I'm not a child!" I argued.
"So, you're saying your violent?" Val asked. I just shrugged my shoulder. I was not going to lie to myself.
I looked at my phone and looked back at Haku. He nodded his head.
"Enough with the eyes!" Val yelled at us. Haku and I looked at each other and I nodded my head.
"Anyways, we have school" I said as I got up. I grabbed a piece of paper and wrote my phone number on it.
"Here Val... never mind. Itachi here." I said as I handed him the piece of paper. Val was always losing things. I than showed the rest of the Akatsuki how to use a phone.
"Oh and Val…" I said with a deadly serious voice while sending waves of killer intent at said person. She paled and gulped while the Akatsuki and Haku slowly backed away.
"Stay. Away. From. My. Chocolate!" I said "or you will be coming out of Nika's ass after I feed you to her." She gulped and nodded her head vigorously.
"U-uh s-sure Byuti-chan" she said. I was 1000000% serious about my chocolate. The last time a guy stolen m&m from me, he was attacked and he was used as a scratching post for Yin and, his dick was than flatten to the floor by my bike. I'm not a sadist… unless you touch my chocolate…
I grabbed my bag and Haku and I headed for my car. I threw my keys at him and he caught it. I walked to the back and found my motorcycle. It is a black and red Dodge Tomahawk. I won it from a guy I knew who lost a bet.
"Race you!" I said as I hopped on my bike.
"You're on!" Haku smirked and climbed in the car. I put up three fingers. 3…..2…..1….. VROOM! (My sound effects are awesome! Don't be jealous!) We went racing past through the neighborhood and when I saw the school, I speed up.
"HAHAHA!" I was laughing maniacally as we entered onto the school parking lot. I scared all of the students who were unlucky enough to be in the parking lot…and on the grass and sidewalk. I mean, come on who wouldn't be scared if someone just started to chase you with a motorcycle while laughing like a psychopathic maniac. Poor idiotic hormonal teenagers…and teachers.
"I WON!" I said. I jumped off my bike and Haku parked next to me. He just shook his head and smirked. People stared at us as we walked into the school talking to one another as if I didn't just give a heart attack to half of the school population.
TIME SKIP TO 4TH PERIOD
I found out that Derek had moved to a new school all the way in New Jersey... I tracked him by putting a small tracking chip into his hand. Come on, did you actually think I was stupid enough not to follow him after what we've done?
Anyways, Haku and I are currently sitting in our 4th period which happened to be math.
'Ugh… so boring…' I thought. I stared outside the window.
"Alright, Sakura please come up to the board and answer the question." I snapped to attention and looked at her. I than got up and slowly walked to the board and looked at the question. I sighed in annoyance. 'What the fuck?! I was taught this shit when I was 5!" I thought. My mother was a major mathematician and she loved history so, she forced me to learn these things. I quickly wrote the answer and went and sat down.
"Th-that's correct!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. It was a question that not even her AP classes knew the answer to.
"Whatever" I said. I started to stare out the window again as I thought of all the things that has happened so far. I find a couple of weird stray kittens, Val and the others are here, and now I find out the kittens are actually the a fictional gang called the Akatsuki and their staying with us. Oi…this will be an interesting experience. For some unknown reason, I felt as if something was wrong. I looked at Haku and he was looking at me too and I knew he felt the same way. Suddenly, my phone started vibrating and I looked down. It is the home phone number. My eyes widen and I answered the phone.
"BYUTI-CHAN! FINALLY!"
"VAL! WHAT'S WRONG!"
"IT'S THE AKATSUKI! SOMETHING HAP-" the phone was suddenly cut off.
"VAL! VAL! FUCK!"
Everyone was starring at me.
"HAKU, IT'S THE GUYS!" I said. Haku's eyes widen and, we both jumped out the window and landed perfectly on the ground with all of our classmates gasping in surprise and starring at our retreating form.
A/N: Hey everyone! I was wondering who I should put Byuti with so, if you can be a darling and help me, just write their name and I will tally up the votes on the 19th. Well, actually now that I think of it, you can write RH for reverse harem is you want her to be with more than one or all of them. Have a great day everyone! ^.^