GET READY FOR SOME WASTED AVENGERS! I apologize, I just love drunk people, they make great GIFs. Oh, and msgone, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. U

DISCLAIMER- I only own Lucian, not Loki or the Avengers. (Damnit)

The whole group watched in confusion, anger, and surprise, every individual with a different expression. Lucian had surprise written all over his face, while Pepper and Clint seemed oddly pissed, Bruce, Steve and Natasha were confused as fuck, and the pair in question, looked defiant.

"No."

Thor bristled, lifting his hammer threateningly at Tony, "Get off of my kin, son of Stark, he is not one of your many whores to play with."

Lucian now began to bristle. Really? Was that even CALLED for. As he began to stand, fists balled up, Steve lay a hand on his shoulder in warning. Not that he cared, but, never mind.

Loki appeared livid, snarling in defense of his new partner, "You ARE NOT MY BROTHER, how dare you try and control me! This is MY life, and I shall spend it with whomever I PLEASE!", the two were still locked together in the embrace, but Tony let go of Loki, standing, head tilting up to growl intimidatingly to the god who stood in front of him.

"What did you say?"

Thor stared him down, hissing, "He is not your whore-"

Only to be cut off by Tony's fist, striking him square in the jaw. Thor staged a bit by the unexpected blow, recovering quickly, and he dove for the man.

Tony didn't give a fuck if he wasn't in his armor, no one, would ever say anything like that about his love for the raven haired man. Tony was so angry, that he didn't even notice the fact that he had broken his hand on Thor's face, adrenaline took care of the pain as he was meeting the god full force.

Steve jumped up to intervene, but he was dragged by Thor, and pulling him off was near impossible.

As everyone piled on, Loki jumped onto Thor's back, bare fists denting the metal of the other god's armor.

Lucian jumped up from his chair, shouting in an almost mother hen fashion, "THOR AND TONY! Enough is enough.", his hand shot forward, then ripped away from each other in flash. Suddenly, a gold flash appeared, and the two brawlers were floating in air. Thor was scrambling for leverage, while Tony was put down, and forced by Lucian's castings to sit.

"Thor, Loki is a grown ass man, and Tony loves him. If you can't be happy for him, than maybe you aren't as much of a brother as you claim."

As Lucian restrained and scolded, Loki rushed to Tony's side, turning back to his fellow caster, voice hoarse with his worry, "I have him now." Lucian replied with a stiff nod, and he dropped his left hand, releasing Tony. Before the billionaire could jump up and pummel Thor, Loki lunged to scoop up his face in his long ivory hands, "Love, are you hurt? Did you get any injuries?", Tony was shocked by the other man fussing over him,but he just smiled wryly, trying to hide his broken hand that he was just beginning to feel, and failing terribly in the process.

"Let me see.", Loki's voice was soft, almost tender as he handled Stark's broken hand. He silently whispered a few words in a language only another magic user, such as Lucian, may understand. A green sparkles enveloped the hand for two seconds, and faded away. The throbbing in Tony's hand was steadied to a dull sting, and in return, Tony sighed in relief, leaning into the Mischief maker's chest.

As Lucian restrained him, Thor watched, a small look of guilt on his face.

"Loki?"

The voice returned was sour, and very frankly, pissed, "What?"

"Does he make you happy?"

"Of course he does, and I prefer you not refer to him as 'one who plays with whores'."

Thor cringed visibly at that, "I apologize brother, to both you and son of Stark."

Lucian promptly dropped him, angrily sitting back down. Pepper looked at him in awe, "Finally, I was getting tired of being the only one who could control these lunatics.", the gold eyed man smiled slightly, and Pepper took that as a 'Don't count on it'.

Tony stood, Loki at his side as they made off for the bar on the other side of the living room. Clint watched them, and he called out, "Where are you two going?"

Tony didn't even turn, and he answered, "We both need a drink."

At those words, they all got up and headed after them.

~After an hour of drinking~

There was heavy laughter as Thor, Steve and Tony played beer pong.

"Bitch I'mma have you, naked, for ten minutes in Times Square, if you don't make this."

Tony was busy threatening Steve, his slurred voice making it clear he was drunk. The blonde, however, couldn't get drunk, "No, Tony.", and he was answered by a dissatisfied grunt. Thor was only barely hammered (puns ftw) as he leant on Tony, bubbly as he began, "I am so sorry friend Tony, I hope you and Loki last until Ragnarok. I'm sure Fenrir will love you, though Vali may be hard to win over.", little did Stark know, Thor was referring to only a few of Loki's many children. Tony just laughed, teetering as his leant on the table for stability.

Natasha cursed as Bruce beat her in poker, his calm smile really starting to piss her off.

Then, there was a cry of shock in the kitchen, and Clint came stumbling out, crashing into Natasha, "Babe- THERE IS A BEAR EATING THOR'S POP TARTS.", he was ignored.

At least, until a small ball of fuzz rolled out of the kitchen, and into Lucian's lap.

He and Loki were trying to hide their laughs, but as the cute little face popped out of it's tucked position, the two burst out laughing. The cub hung onto Lucian's shirt as he fell back, squealing in delight at the 'ride'.

Steve jumped back, and Clint 'grunted' in 'manly surprise'.

"IT'S EATING LUCE!"

Thor picked up mjolnir, bellowing, "I SHALL SLAY THE CUTE BEAST FOR THE FAIR MAIDEN BARTON!"

As Loki caught his breath, he shook his head, putting out his hand, "No! This is Aeldurr! We summoned him! It's just a baby!", the words were mixed with a guffaw, and the man saying them was nearly suffocated by laughter. Lucian nodded in agreement, finally able to breathe as he pet Aeldurr's chin.

Tony stumbled toward Loki, slurring, "Heeyy, Luciaaan, gimme my boyfriend, we are going to go on a driiive, kay?" Loki chuckled softly, standing to hook his arm around Tony's waist.

"I will be taking him to try room, he's too drunk to know what he's saying. Goodnight everyone."

As the pair departed, Lucian and the tiny bear cub waved.

Loki smiled when Tony began to nuzzle into his neck, getting a bit grabby, too. "Taking me to bed? I like.", the god rolled his emerald eyes, opening his door, and closing it swiftly behind him. As if on que, Tony leant into the other man's embrace, softly kissing his neck, a sound rumbled in Loki's throat.

Almost like a purr, oh, Tony definitely loved that.

Running his hands up the trickster's back, Loki arched into his touch.

Tony smirked slightly. Loki was nearly cat like.

Like a cat, a sexy cat, none the less.

Loki sighed softly, kissing the other man in a slow, meaningful way, and lifting him, he dropped him on the bed.

"Sleep, you need it."

Tony groaned, "Tease."

The god smiled genuinely at that, "Oh, thank you love."

With a flick of the wrist, they were both in their bed clothes. Sliding into mobbed beside Tony, Loki could feel his arms wrapping around him, and Tony's lips on his ear as he whispered, "I love you."

The god was silent for a moment, throat tightening with the relief he felt, "I love you too, Tony."

I'm a sucker for tender moments. c: Alright, I wanted to ask, who do you ship Lucian with? I know I said no OC pairing, but c'mon, Loki and Tony can't get all the action. :3 Vote through your reviews, I'm slightly leaning towards Steve... Thank you guys for the support, it really means a lot. 3