HOAM II Chapter 19
"Shit!" Hanna gasped as a suitcase full of little shoes and clothing fell open as she tried to place it in the pile next to the other luggage.
"Shit!" Piper repeated immediately after.
"Don't say that Piper, that is a naughty word!" she scolded her daughter as the two year old sat beside her dad who was giving Peyton a bottle.
A smile crept across Caleb's face as he tried to hold his laughter in.
"Shit!" Piper smiled deviantly thinking she was so hilarious.
"Caleb!" Hanna shrieked as she threw the bag on the end of the bed.
"Pipes, Daddy shouldn't have laughed. Next time you go to time out. Mommy too." He smirked at his wife who was obviously pissed.
"This is going to be a disaster. What the f-frick were we thinking?" Hanna exhaled as she ran her fingers through her shorter hair. "I mean four kids on a plane across the country!"
"Han, it will be fine. You know the oldest two squirrels will be good." Caleb tried to reassure his wife.
"They are not the ones I am worried about." She groaned looking at her two youngest. Piper was currently trying to fit her whole body in a pillow case.
"It might be the longest plane ride ever, and everyone in coach might hate us by the time we land but aren't you excited to see everyone and bring the girls to Rosewood?" Caleb questioned as Hanna plopped down beside him and fished Piper out of the bed linens.
"Yeah, I'm excited for the girls to see where our family started." She smiled placing a kiss on Caleb's lips.
"I monster!" Piper screamed as she hopped with her knees on the bed with a pillow over her head.
"I got you!" Hanna announced as she grabbed her daughter and started tickling her sides. Hanna removed the bedding and started laughing at the two year olds crazy hair.
Paisley came into her parent's room per usual covered in mud and sweat after her soccer practice let out. "Hi!" she smiled widely. "I got TWO goals in with Trina tonight! She is like the best goalie we have on our whole team!"
"That's my girl!" Caleb smiled rearranging Peyton so he could give Paisley a high five.
"Where is your sister?" Hanna frowned worried.
"She locked herself in the bathroom. She was really mad when Grandma picked us up. Probably because I am a way better athlete than she is." She remarked ready to hop in bed with her parents.
"Oh, no stinky! Get your butt in the shower!" Caleb motioned to the master bath.
"Ugh." She stomped her feet as she closed the door behind her.
"I will go check on her." Hanna stated as Piper grabbed on to her Dad and used him to jump on bed.
*****HOAM II****
"Park, how are you doing in there?" Hanna knocked apprehensively.
The door flew open and Hanna cautiously entered the bathroom.
"Did someone hurt your feelings honey?" Hanna asked and Parker continued to sob taking a seat on the toilet lid. "Just let me know, and I will definitely have a word with them." she furrowed her brows getting pissed at even the remote idea of her child being teased.
"Nobody made fun of me." She sniffled as Hanna crouched in front of her rubbing her knee.
"Derek kissed me today after soccer practice." She wailed as Hanna remained frozen not knowing quite what to say or do.
"Are you mad?"
"Oh," she replied meekly. "I'm not mad sweetie, its kind of one of those 'growing up things.' I mean he didn't use his tongue…"
"God Mom! Gross!" Parker shrieked disgusted.
"Of course." Hanna shook her head confused. She felt a little in over her head.
"Is that how you kiss Dad?" Parker grimaced while asking.
"Uhhh, Park honey, you have to help me I just don't know why you are so upset?"
"I dooooooooon't want to have a baby." Parker bawled into Hanna's shoulder.
"Oh my God. Park, that is not how you get a baby." Hanna sighed holding Parker shoulder length between her so she could see how serious she was.
"But, Dad told me never to kiss boys because that's how you get babies." The nine year old explained her reasoning for being so upset.
"Shit." Hanna whispered under her breath. "I think your dad meant, that kissing is kind of, how it all starts but a peck on the lips doesn't get you pregnant."
"I don't understand? What does?" She questioned as her eyes sparkled back at her moms.
"Well, I will have your father explain that to you later, ok. Just don't worry honey, you didn't do anything wrong." Hanna explained giving Parker a big hug.
******* HOAM II******
"Mostly everyone is finally asleep." Hanna whispered after peering over the crib in the corner and returning to bed with her husband.
"Parker is still up watching a movie though."
"Thanks for taking the hard one tonight." Caleb smiled grazing Hanna's bare leg with his hand.
"Speaking of sex, which by the way isn't going to happen," Hanna smirked as Caleb shot her a disappointed glance, "You need to have that talk with our oldest daughter."
"No freaking way." He shook his head crossing his arms over his chest. "She is too young anyways."
"Well, the hour I spent with her after soccer practice, was to convince her that you can't get pregnant from kissing. Some idiot told her that." She scoffed sarcastically.
"A boy kissed her, who is this little fuck?" Caleb asked instantly pissed sitting up.
"Yeah babe, she is growing up. She isn't our little baby anymore."
Caleb rolled his eyes. "Why do I have to have this talk?"
"I had the period talk and I had to try to convince her that a kiss won't earn you a kid, it is so your turn!" Hanna snapped throwing the sheets over herself.
"Can't we give her a book?" Caleb asked seriously trying to get out of this conversation with his daughter. "I didn't have the talk with anyone."
"Yeah." Hanna sighed under her breath.
"Really?" Mr. Rivers replied relieved.
"Yeah, that worked out so well for us. I really want to be a grandparent in my thirties."
"Fuck." Caleb replied as he threw his half of the bedding over and left the room. If he thought the youngest two were hardest to deal with, he had no clue what an up and coming pre-teen was going to be like.
Authors Note: I am so sorry my Pretty Little Readers for thee major delay with my stories. When I say I have been busy, I am not joking. I have been working on a Chapter for TLTL for like two weeks and this Chapter came to me a few nights ago but I hadn't got the chance to work on it until tonight. I guess a big chunk of writers block is coming from my frustrations with the actual show as well. It's like every three episodes they finally give us a decent show and then return with a pile of shit. I swear if we don't find out something major by the finale, I am done with the series. We've been too loyal for too damn long to be played like this. Anyways, I hope all of you enjoy this chapter, I thought it was too damn funny to pass up. The pre-teen and teen years are such a bitch. Poor Hanna and Caleb. -BroStow