_ has an iced tea journal totally read it. I can't even right now, this was hilarious! checkout the first entry:
Dear Diary, I can not believe nobody has made more iced tea. This is such bull shit! what do they expect me to do make it for myself? I'm the one who drinks it! What kind of a communist hell hole is this when a person is forced to make their own damn iced tea! I'm sorry, I thought this was America the land where everyone else is supposed to make my damn iced!