YO! how are you guys~? :DD

Long time no see~

Damn exams are killing me again! I can't seem to get any ideas ;-;

ANYWAYS, chapter 3~ ENJOY :D


-MESSAGES- (group chat)

Namimori's Whimp: um guys? There is something wrong with our FB names..

Bomber octopus: Yeah jyuudaime! I just noticed...wtf? me? octopus?

Namimori's whimp: ;-;

-Baseball nut has logged in-

Baseball nut: Really? I don't see any difference in our names. Haha.

Bomber octopus: Why are you such a retard?

Baseball Nut: Haha! dunno.

Namimori's Whimp: I hate my name QAQ

-Extreme fool has logged in-

Extreme fool: MY NAME IS EXTREME TO THE EXTREME!

Bomber octopus: Another retard.

Extreme fool: BUT I AM NOT A FOOL TO THE EXTREME.

Bomber Octopus: -_-|||

Namimori's whimp: Calm down onii-san.

-Namimori's carnivore has logged in-

Namimori's cardnivore: Why are you guys crowding here?

Extreme fool: H-Hibari!

Namimori's whimp: This is facebook! It is meant for people to crowd!

Namimori's carnivore: hn. I'll bite you to death.

Namimori's whimp: HIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-Tsuna's crush has logged in-

Tsuna's crush: Tsuna-kun? what's wrong with my name?

Namimori's whimp: HIEEEE! K-Kyoko-chan?!

Tsuna's crush: Eh? I am your crush Tsuna-kun?

Namimori's whimp: ...XoX

-weird cosplayer has logged in-

Weird cosplayer: Hahi! Tsuna-san! ;~;

Namimori's whimp: H-Haru?!

Weird Cosplayer: Haii desu ;~; Haru Isn't a weird cosplayer!

Bomber Octopus: To be honest, you are.

Weird cosplayer: :S Haru isn't! jerk!

Bomber actopus: Like I care.

-loud speaker has logged in-

Loud speaker: VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! What's with my name?!

Baseball nut: It suits you perfectly, Squalo. :DD

Loud speaker: Shut up you lil baseball shit.

Baseball nut: Ahahahah.

-Trash has logged in-

Baseball nut: Lol.

Trash: Che, Trash.

Loud speaker: Like you're one to talk TRASHY boss.

Trash: Fuck off, Trash.

Loud speaker: Tch.

-Spoiled princess has logged in-

-Money eater has logged in-

Spoiled Princess: Hey! I am a prince!

Loud speaker: NAH.

Money eater: ...

Spoiled princess: Mammon?

Money eater: ...yeah.

Money eater: I am pissed off to the core.

Spoiled princess: So am I.

-Spoiled princess has logged off-

-Money eater has logged off-

Namimori's whimp: uhhhhhhhhhhh.

-Pineapple fairy has logged in-

Namimori's whimp: O_O

Pineapple Fairy: kufufufufufuf~ young vongola~ THIS is all your doing right~?

Namimori's whimp: N-NO.

Pineapple Fairy: kufufufufu~ Don't lie~

Namimori's whimp: I am NOT lying!

Pineapple fairy: Kufufufufu~ I am going to punish you~

Namimori's whimp: Do you realise how perverted that statement sounded?

Pineapple fairy: kufufufu~ -smirks-

Namimori's whimp: -shivers-

-FEW MINUTES LATER-

Namimor's whimp: Um guys? who do you think did all of this?

Namimori's whimp: I even tried changing my name but it won't change back.

Bomber octopus: I dunno...Maybe a fucking hacker.

Namimori's whimp: M-Maybe...

Bomber octopus: Don't wory jyuudaime! we just have to wait!

Namimori's whimp: H-Hai.

-Clumsy boss has logged in-

Clumsy boss: I just realized that my name is totally different then before.

Bomber octopus: Happy realization day.

Clumsy boss: ...

Namimori's whimp: D-Dino-san?!

Clumsy boss: T-Tsuna?

Useless hitman: The two clumsy brothers unite.

Namimori's whimp: Reborn?! When did you come online!?

Useless hitman: Yeah. I was online from the start.

Namimori's whimp: Then why didn't you say anything?!

Useless hitman: I didn't want to.

Clumsy boss: That was kinda rude...

Useless hitman: Well, I pretty much know who did all of THIS.

Namimori's whimp: who?!

Useless hitman: You'll know in a few minutes.

Namimori's whimp: ..Okay..


End of messages.


Namimori's whimp - useless hitman:

It has been TWO WHOLE HOURS and we still don't know who it is.
(Bomber octopus and 9 others like this.)

-comments-

Useless hitman: Just shut up and wait. Fool.

Namimori's whimp: ...


Lambo Bovino - Useless hitman

LAMBO-SAN GIVES UP! LAMBO-SAN WILL CONFESS! LAMBO-SAN DID ALL THIS! LAMBO-SAN HACKED ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTS AND CHANGED YOUR NAMES! LAMBO-SAN IS SORRY!
(Trash and 10 others like this)

-comments-

Useless hitman: -smirks-

Namimori's whimp: L-Lambo?!

Baseball nut: Lambo D:

Bomber octopus: STUPID COW. wait, you know how to hack people's accounts?!

Lambo Bovino: Lambo-san knows EVERYTHING! AND STUPID REBORN SHOT ME MANY TIMES!

Useless hitman: shut up stupid cow.

Bomber octopus: Unbelievable.

Namimori's whimp: Why did you do it anyway?

Lambo Bovino: It's because of that stupid pineapple guy! HE DIDN'T GIVE LAMBO-SAN PINEAPPLE CANDY!

Bomber octopus: Wut.

Pineapple fairy: kufufufuf~ I want to screw you so badly stupid little cow.

Lambo Bovino: ...

Bomber octopus: CHANGE. OUR. NAMES. BACK. TO. NORMAL. BEFORE. I. BLOW. YOU. INTO. PIECES. STUPID. COW.

Lambo Bovino: ...NO!

Useless hitman: Do it, now.

Lambo Bovino: ...Haii!

Useless hitman: good.

Loud speaker: VOIIIIII! WHAT IS THIS I SEE?!

Spoiled Princess: It's a status.

Loud speaker: Thanks. I never knew.
(Spoiled princess and 9 others like this.)


-Status update-

Tsunayoshi Sawada:

Everything is back to normal. AT LAST.

-comments-

Hayato Gokudera: IKR jyuudaime!

Takeshi Yamamoto: :D

Xanxus: ...

Tsunayoshi Sawada: O_O


IT WAS ALL LAMBO-SAN'S DOING IN THE END~ XP THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS GUYS! MIYUKIE LOVES YA GUYS!

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER! :D

READ AND REVIEW!

;DDDDDDDDDDDDDD SEE YOU GUYS IN CHAPTER 4!