Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! how are ya guys~?

here is chapter 5!

Thanks for the reviews! I'll try including the poke wars etc! :3

warning: OOC Tsuna (a lil)


-status update-

Tsunayoshi Sawada:

Um guys. Reborn sprinkled some powdered dying will pills into my food and I am stuck in my hyper dying will mode. damn, Reborn.
(Reborn, Hayato Gokudera and 9 others like this)

-comments-

Reborn: I dunno when it will wear off. -smirks-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Dammit.


Ryohei Sasagawa - Tsunayoshi Sawada:

SAWADA! Join the boxing club to the extreme!

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: No.

Ryohei Sasagawa: PLEASE?

Tsunayoshi Sawada: No.

Ryohei Sasagawa: PRETTY PLEASE?

Tsunayoshi Sawada: No.

Ryohei Sasagawa: I EXTREMELY WON'T GIVE UP!

Tsunayoshi Sawada: My answer will always be a 'No'.


-status update-

Xanxus - Tsunayoshi Sawada

Trash.

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: I don't give a damn.

Xanxus: ...


-status update-

Lal mirch was with Tsunayoshi Sawada and 6 others:

WHAT ARE Y'ALL GOOFING OFF FOR? GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR CHAIR AND TRAIN.

-Comments-

Takeshi Yamamoto: But I am sitting on the floor! D:

Lal Mirch: Then get your ass off the damn floor!

Tsunayoshi Sawada: No.

Hayato Gokudera: Not interested.

Lal Mirch: Then die, both of you.
(Reborn and Colonello like this.)

Lan Mirch: Colonello!


-status update-

Superbi Squalo - Tsunayoshi Sawada:

VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! LITTLE TRASH! why aren't you accepting my game requests?!

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Because I don't want to, huge garbage.

Superbi Squalo: VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Takeshi Yamamoto: Squalo plays facebook games! haha.
(Belphagor and 3 others like this.)


-status update-

Superbi Squalo was with Tsunayoshi Sawada and 7 others:

VOIIIIIIIIIIII! HOW ABOUT ANOTHER SHOWDOWN?!

VARIA versus TRASH!
(Xanxus and 15 others like this.)

-comments-

Belphagor: ushishishi. Sounds good~ let's crush 'em~

Hayato Gokudera: More like Garbage vs Trash. (please note, the Varia = garbage, because they stink alot.)

Superbi Squalo: VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING STINKY YOU PUNK?!

Tsunayoshi Sawada: I am busy. so, I decline.

Tsunayoshi Sawada: And don't yell.
(Hayato Gokudera and 14 others like this)


-status update-

Haru Miura - Tsunayoshi Sawada:

Tsuna-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~~~ -hart hart-

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: What? -raises eyebrow-

Haru Miura: Wanna go the cake shop nearby? :DDDDDD

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Sorry, no.

Haru Miura: Hahi!

Hayato Gokudera: HAH. bitch got rejected.

Haru Miura: humph!
(Kyoko Sasagawa likes this.)


-status update-

Hayato Gokudera:

No, I am not feeling violent, I am feeling creative with weapons.
(Reborn and 13 others like this.)

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Now I know why you bomb people.


-status update-

Kyoya Hibari - Tsunayoshi Sawada

Herbivore, how about a fight?

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Too busy. Sorry.

Kyoya Hibari: Hn.

Mukuro Rokudo: kufufufu~ I find this amusing to a great extent.
(Chrome Dokuro and 5 others like this)


Tsunayoshi Sawada is now friends with Osamu Kaneda.


-status update-

Osamu Kaneda - Tsunayoshi Sawada:

DAME-TSUNA! You SUCK!

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: So? I don't care.

Osamu Kaneda: Is that really you, dame-Tsuna?

Tsunayoshi Sawada: well yeah.

Osamu Kaneda: Unbelievable!

Tsunayoshi Sawada: ?

Hayato Gokudera: You fucking Osamu PUNK! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL FUCKING BLOW YOU UP TOMORROW!


Extra!

THE NEXT DAY!

HDWM Tsuna in school!

Tsuna was still stuck in hyper dying will mode AND he was forced to go to school by Reborn. How epic can his life get? With a blunt expression, he waked to school. On his way, he was greeted by his guardians.

"juudaime!"

"Tsuna!"

"Hey." Tsuna turned to them.

"Juudaime? You're still stuck in your hyper dying will mode?" Gokudera asked.

"Yeah."

"haha Tsuna! You look cool!"

"You baseball idiot! juudaime is always cool!"

"haha! yeah!"

Tsuna sighed. He didn't want to go to school. He wanted to escape to some unknown island, stay there until his hyper dying will mode wears off but you know, Reborn, wouldn't allow something like that to happen. So, the trio had to go to school. Gokudera was yelling at Yamamoto as usual and Tsuna was following them. Near the school gates, he was greeted by the demon perfect.

"hn." Hibari looked at Tsuna and smirked, "How about a fight after school?"

a moment of silence

Every student present near the gate looked at Hibari. Then they turned to Tsuna. They couldn't believe their eyes, was it them or did Tsuna look so hot and cool? and did they just hear Hibari asking Tsuna for a fight? But then again, they concluded that it was their imagination and NO way will dame-Tsuna would look cool.

...

Tsuna was walking through the hallways, with Gokudera and Yamamoto with him. He somehow managed to decline Hibari's 'kind request'. Tsuna felt uneasy though, he could feel students staring at him (well yeah, they were). He was mostly being stared by the female population of Namimori Middle School.

whispers, whispers, whispers.

"omg is that Dame-Tsuna?"

"He looks so hot~"

"kyaaaaaaa~ he just looked at me!"

"omg I wanna marry him"

"I am falling for Dame-Tsuna! Can't believe it!"

The three sweatdropped.

"OMG, I'd totally be gay for Dame-Tsuna right now!'

Tsuna felt disgusted. Gokudera wanted to bomb that student.

'damn you, Reborn, Damn you.' Tsuna thought.

Meanwhile, The arcobaleno, who was enjoying his coffee, sneezed. He knew it was because of his dame student though.

Tsuna FINALLY reached his classroom. Walking through the hallways was way more worse then Reborn's training at the moment. The three entered the classroom.

stares

"O-Oii! Dame-Tsuna!"

Tsuna turned to Osamu and raised his eyebrow, "what?"

"Is That you Dame-Tsuna? did you undergo a plastic surgery or something?" Osamu smirked.

Gokudera erupted like a volcano, "TEME! THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING THE JUUDAIME?! OF COURSE HE DIDN'T UNDERGO ANY PLASTIC SURGERY! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!"

Yamamoto was holding back Gokudera,"maa maa, calm down"

"How can I?!"

'stop."

Everone looked at Tsuna again. Male population of the class looked surprised while the female population, Fangirled, to the extreme.

"Osamu, I don't give a damn about whatever you say. You see, I am seriously pissed off right now, so will you please shut up and sit the hell down?"

Osamu shivered. Tsuna sounded really scary, and terrifying yet he looked calm and cool. Osamu shut up and sat down. The other male students took a wise decision by not trying to mess with 'pissed off' Tsuna. They sat down quietly too.

Tsuna and the two sat down on their respective places too. Tsuna looked outside, he had a small smile on his face, which made the fangirls go damn crazy.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TSUNA-KUN!", a flowery background appeared.

"WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!"

"you're confessing to him already?!"

"YEAH!"

"NO! TSUNA-KUN! GO OUT WITH ME!"

"..." Tsuna finally understood how Gokudera and Yamamoto felt.

"...WILL ALL OF YOU GIRLS SHUT YOUR YAP AND STOP BOTHERING THE JUUDAIME?!" Gokudera fumed.

"kyaaaaa! Gokudera-sama!"

annoying fangirls.

Class finally started, Tsuna was in peace. He sighed. It was sure, a long day.


BACK TO FACEBOOK!


-status update-

Tsunayoshi Sawada:

Finally. Back home. Man, today was so hectic. (And I am still STUCK in my hyper dying will mode.)

-comments-

Lussuria: Awwwwww~ poor boy~ don't worry~ -chuuuuuuuu-

Hayato Gokudera: GTFO of the juudaime's post!

Reborn: How were your fangirls?

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Terrible.
(Xanxus and 10 others like this.)


-status update-

Superbi Squalo - Tsunayoshi Sawada:

VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! KID, THE DAMN BOSS WANTS A SPAR!

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: No.

Hayato Gokudera: DON'T FUCKING YELL! I CAN HEAR YOUR GODDAMN VOICE TILL MY ROOM!
(Tsunayoshi Sawada and Superbi Squalo like this.)


-status update-

Reborn - Tsunayoshi Sawada:

AW. You're back being Dame again.
(Tsunayoshi Sawada and 2 others like this)

-comments-

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Reborn!

Reborn: It was fun though.

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Hieeee! I wasn't having fun, Reborn!

Reborn: Don't whine.

Mukuro Rokudo: kufufu~ lol.
(Reborn and 3 others like this)


-status update-

Tsunayoshi Sawada:

HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OMG! I GOT 79 FRIEND REQUESTS! AND ALL OF THEM ARE FROM THE GIRLS IN MY SCHOOL!
(Superbi Squalo and 23 others like this)

-comments-

Hayato Gokudera: Block them, juudaime!

Reborn: you wanted this to happen right?

Tsunayoshi Sawada: Hieeeee! NO!

Tsunayoshi Sawada: HIEEEEE! I HAVE 100 FRIEND REQUESTS NOW!

Mukuro Rokudo: kufufufu~ Rip.

Tsunayoshi Sawada: SHUT UP!


-status update-

Tsunayoshi Sawada:

HIEEEEEEEEEEEE! 578 REQUESTS!
(Kyoya Hibari and 17 others like this)


TSUNA ISH POPULAR XD

THANKS FOR READING! HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED!

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