I'm so glad the nice folks at Radley Institution let me out on good behavior for a few hours, I'm really enjoying my walk. It's so beautiful outside today that it is almost a shame that they are taking me back to my padded cell so soon. I hope they at least won't make me wear that damn straight jacket. I promise to ignore the voices telling me to take down the guard and attempt to escape...well again anyways. ...I totally took out the guard, I needed to, oh how I missed the feeling of fifty volts of electricity jolting through me. It has been quite a while since my last session and boy did I need my shock fix. ...Stop judging me; I'm not crazy! Radley Institute and negativity exorcism shock therapy sessions have been working wonders! (the mental health doctors looking over my shoulder as I write in my ,'Thoughts Journal' so I have to be extra enthusiastic or they'll send another 60 volts through me and that shit is no picnic!)