Chapter 4: Aunty Snyxx Gives Trouty Mouth A "Talk"
The morning came way too soon for Sam, but he remembered that he had decided to talk with Santana about his feelings for Blaine. Sam had found that Blaine fell asleep on the couch his lips slightly parted and curled up under a few amount of blankets. Sam decided to make sure his friend was warm because the temperature was still cool outside and so Sam went into the closet and found some more blankets, and covered Blaine with the blankets and decided to leave Blaine a note explaining where he was going to be if Blaine woke up while Sam was gone. "Well I guess I should go see Santana and get." Sam said to himself.
However someone else had already gotten to Santana before Sam, "So Santana do you know something?" Tina asked Santana. "Sure I know something, actually more than just something. I know you are in love with Mike, I know I used to go to William McKinley High School, I grew up in Lima Adjacent, I know mi abuela was not at all happy learning that I'm a lesbian and I like girls, so basically yes I know something. What do you think?" Santana asked sarcasm in her voice. "Look Santana I mean, do you know something about Sam?" Tina remarked. Santana didn't give an answer to Tina. "Aha! You do know something!" Tina exclaimed. "Maybe I do know something about my little Trouty and his perfect trouty ass, so what?" Santana said to Tina.
Contrary to popular belief, Santana did and still does care about her friends, and that especially means her Trouty Mouth, but Santana isn't really one for opening up and revealing her more caring and sensitive side to just anyone. She had figured that Sam was starting to develop feelings for the little gay bowtie; also known as Blaine. Sam was probably confused about his feelings and sooner or later come to Aunty Snyxx for advice. "Well I have a pretty good idea about how to confront my little Trouty and his feelings for Gay Bowtie." Santana was already mapping out a plan in her head when she realized that her Brittany just entered the Lima Bean where she and Tina where talking. "Look Tina I would love to stay and chat and gossip about who is doing who and where they're doing it, but Britt just walked through the doors and I promised her I would help her with her school work and help her by tutoring her, so hasta luego Asian Persuasion, Oh don't give me that look, I know that's the name of your own superhero, so hasta la vista!" Santana said to Tina and left her to contemplate on her own.
Meanwhile Sam had arrived at the Pierce household and rang the doorbell a few times and was greeted by Brittany's mom. "Hello there can I help-oh hello Sam! How are you?" She asked Sam, surprised that he had dropped by. "Hi Mrs. Pierce, is Santana here with Brittany?" Sam asked hoping that he could confront Santana about his dilemma. "Sorry Sam Santana left a while ago to go out somewhere. Brittany just left a few minutes ago, saying that she was going to the Lima Bean to get some help with her schoolwork from a friend. Actually come to think of it I think she was being tutored by Santana, so you might want to try going to the Lima Bean." Mrs. Pierce told Sam politely.
"Ok, thank you ma'am and I hope I didn't waste any of your time. I'll check the Lima Bean, thank you again Mrs. Pierce." Sam said to Brittany's mother. "Oh don't worry dear, you are no trouble at all, now off you go and enjoy the weekend before school starts back again." She added with a smile. "Bye Mrs. Pierce!" Sam called back as he headed back to his car, determined to find Santana.
Meanwhile back at the Lima Bean, Tina decided to see if she could help Britt with her schoolwork, and see if she could get Santana to go talk to Sam. But Santana beat her to the punch, "Hey Asian Persuasion, do you think I could persuade you to help Britt with her schoolwork while I make a call?" Santana said while inwardly smirking at the new nickname she had for the Asian girl. "Sure thing Santana, I don't mind helping her." Tina answered and went over to Brittany who was having trouble with Algebra at the moment. As soon as Santana was out of earshot of the both of the girls she decided to have a little "chat" with her Trouty Mouth, so she pulled out her cell phone out of her pocket and dialed Sam's cell phone number.
"Hey Santana, what's up?" Sam answered into his cell phone, when he saw that it was Santana's number that was calling him.
"Listen Trouty, Aunty Snyxx here wants you to drop whatever it is you are doing right now, and get your perfect little trouty ass over to the Lima Bean ASAP." Santana told him in a voice, that Sam could tell she was smiling with mischief.
"Umm…okay, but what if I say no?" Sam asked, slightly scared of what Santana would say to him.
"Then I will not hesitate to tell Asian Persuasion about your little secret. You know I will do it, after all I am the head bitch around here" "Oh God NO! Please tell me she isn't talking about Tina! Oh god, if Tina were to find out I have some kind of feelings or something for Blaine, then Tina would blab it to Blaine, or maybe she would let it slip and everyone at school would find out. Oh I could never handle that…Fine Santana you win." Sam thought reluctantly.
"Okay, okay! Santana, please don't say anything to anyone, please!"
"Then hurry your perfectly, gorgeous body over here." "And that is part one of my ingenious master bitch plan complete. Now to commence part two of my master plan." Santana thought to herself, while smirking and complimenting herself on how she is and always would be the top bitch.
"Alright, alright…where are you right now?" Sam was really scared now, and wanted to make sure that Santana wouldn't go through with her threat.
"Look behind you" Santana simply said.
"What? What do you mean?" Sam said as he looked in his rearview in his car seat and saw Santana looking at him from outside the back of his car.
Sam got out of his car and walked over to Santana, "Walk with me Sam?" Santana asked Sam. "Sure, I suppose seeing as I wanted to talk to you." Sam replied glad that the two of them were walking and were able to just chat. "You do know that I wouldn't have ever told Tina about your secret don't you?" Santana asked Sam. "I just needed a way to make sure that would come talk to me." She explained to Sam. "Well can you do it without scaring me half to death?" Sam joked mainly because he was nervous about talking to anyone about his problem.
"Sam, I know that you like him." Santana told him with genuine care in her voice. That sentence stopped Sam dead in his tracks. He was so confused and didn't know what he should do. "I-I don't know what you are talking about Santana." Sam said with a hint of fear and confusion in his voice. "Sam it is okay, I won't tell anyone anything, tell what is wrong. You and I used to be girlfriend and boyfriend, you can trust me." Santana told Sam as she held his hands. She could see the fear and confusion in his eyes. "Santana, I-I don't know what I am feeling right now." Sam told her instead of explaining the whole problem. "Damn it Trouty! I am trying to help you out here. I know you hurting from something, and I suspect that is has something to do with Blaine, am I right?" Santana told him, she suspected that it had something to do with Blaine, and she was determined to find out if she was right.
"Please Santana, don't make me tell you…" Sam pleaded with her hoping that she would let this go. But to no avail, Santana was not finished with him. "Sam, I am going to give you ten seconds to tell me what is wrong, or else I will call Gay Bowtie and tell him that you are in love with him." Santana told Sam expecting a reaction, she was not disappointed. "NO! Please Santana, alright I'll tell you what is wrong. Just please don't say that to Blaine, I don't think I am ready for that…yet. And stop calling him Gay Bowtie, that isn't his name." Sam begged and decided to let her in on his dilemma and trust her to not tell anyone. "AHA! I thought so!" Santana exclaimed. "I knew that it was related to Blaine. You like him or have feelings for him don't you?" Santana questioned with concern and sincere care in her voice.
"…I think so, maybe, I don't know." Sam said quietly, he was still trying to figure out how to tell Santana how he felt towards Blaine. "Sam, talk to me. I still care about you and want to help you if I can." Santana told Sam in a gentle voice. "Well, I do feel something towards Blaine, I am just not sure what it is." Sam finally told Santana and let the tears fall. "Sam, I think you like Blaine, and no, not like him as a friend, but something more." Santana said while smiling slightly as she offered Sam a tissue from her pocket. She remembered how she felt when she first Brittany and how she battled with herself about her feelings.
"But, I am straight! I can't fall in love with a guy or crush on a guy! I-I feel so confused right now!" Sam exclaimed like a confused and scared little kid. "Sam it is alright. I understand how you are feeling right now, trust me; I do." Santana told him. "I suspect that you are actually one of those people who fall in love with who people are and not the kind of "plumbing" they have "down there" if you know what I mean." Santana explained to Sam. "I guess so." Sam said reluctantly, he still was confused about his feelings. "Sam I want you to listen to a song and answer a question after you hear it okay?" Santana asked. "Alright." Sam answered and prepared for the song he was about to hear. Santana got out her iPhone and handed a pair of headphones to Sam and once he had them on she started the song.
No Air By Jordin Sparks Duet with Chris Brown
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
If I should die before I wake It's 'cause you took my breath away Losing you is like living in a world with no air, oh
I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave My heart won't move, it's incomplete If there was a way that I could make you understand
But how do you expect me To live alone with just me? 'Cause my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air? Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there There's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gon' be without me? If you ain't here I just can't breathe There's no air, no air
No air, air No air, air No air, air No air, air
I walk, I ran, I jump, I flew Right off the ground to float to you With no gravity to hold me down for real
But somehow I'm still alive inside You took my breath but I survived I don't how but I don't even care
So how do you expect me To live alone with just me? 'Cause my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air? Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there There's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gon' be without me? If you ain't here I just can't breathe There's no air, no air
No air, air No air, air No air, air No air, air
No more Baby There's no air, no air No air, oh!
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air? Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there There's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gon' be without me? If you ain't here I just can't breathe There's no air, no air
(No air) (No air) (No air) (No air)
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air? Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there There's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gon' be without me? If you ain't here I just can't breathe There's no air, no air
No air, air No air, air No air, air No air
As soon as the song finished Santana, saw a tear escape Sam's eyes. He quickly used a tissue to wipe it up but knew that Santana saw it. "So Sam, who are you thinking of right now?" Santana asked her ex-boyfriend. Sam didn't respond so she decided to guess. "Was it Quinn?" She asked him, Sam shook his head. "Me?" Again he shook his head. "Mercedes?" Sam shook his head a third time. "Blaine?" Sam simply just let a few more tears fall as a response to her question. Santana simply smiled. "I told you, and don't try to deny it." She told him with an understanding of how this could be confusing for Sam. "Thank you Santana." Sam told her and proceeded to hug her and decided to talk to Blaine about all this. "I guess I should figure out what to say to Blaine when I ask him if he wants to go out to Breadsticks tonight, wouldn't you agree Santana?" Sam said as he pulled himself together and started to think about what to do when he got back to Blaine's house. "Yep, I agree with you on that Trouty." Santana told him, while reverting back to her old self.
"So I'm goanna go back to Britt and continue tutoring her, and you are goanna go get your man, and yourself a piece of that fine gay ass." Santana said with a smirk to Sam. "Yeah, yeah Santana, I'll call you later tonight okay?" Sam said with a smile. "Alright Trouty, good luck tonight, see ya!" Santana said to him as she walked back to the Lima Bean. And Sam was smiling to himself as he finally came to the realization that he really did like Blaine and he hoped he and Blaine could still be friends after Blaine learns of Sam's secret crush, and maybe they could even be a little something more if possible. Sam thought about all of this as he walked to his car and got in and drove away.
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