Darthemius: YO! Not a typical greeting, but I guess it'll do. So let's start then…
Ahem! Hello, people! How good it is to finally see you again!
…
Shit, that sure was a fuck up. I've never seen any of you after all…
Then let's just say it's good to be back. I was about to be back last week, but I… Well, there was a black cat crossing my way… So I took out my Desert Eagle and started firing at it. But I never knew that it was in fact Chuck Norris's cat! So it started to jump around, doing somersaults and all that crap evading my bullets! So I took out a bazooka and…
Naruto: What the fuck is with you and lame Kakashi excuses?! Can't you think of something more original?!
Darthemius: Duh, man! I think chapters! Isn't it enough?!
Naruto: Touché… Oh, thanks for reminding! (Placing hands on his hips) What the fuck?!
Darthemius: What are you talking about?
Naruto: I'm talking about these chapters of yours! What the fuck is with my outfit?! And where in the blue hell are my sunglasses?! Where are all hot chicks, and why am I not doing the RKO?!
Darthemius (Sighing): Well, this is another story, so bear with it. As for hot chicks, they will be in the future.
Naruto (Nodding his head): Oh, okay then… What about RKO?
Darthemius: No.
Naruto (Crying): WHYYYYY?!
Darthemius (Sighing again): Well, many people says that wrestling and shinobi world don't mix…
Naruto: Fuck them! I want my RKO back!
Darthemius: Sorry, pal. You'll have to wait for the next season of EHD. Now let me finish my damn author's notes so we can finally start the damn chapter.
Naruto: Fine, fine…
Darthemius: Finally! Now before I start the next chapter, I want to do two things. First – thank all of you guys who reviewed my newest story. I really appreciate that… Because if I remember correctly, the first chapter of EHD received five reviews at best.
Secondly, there are some questions that have been asked. I decided to answer some of them right now:
This story has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EHD! I said that it is for your entertainment while I write the next season.
Jin Kisaragi and Tsubaki Yayoi were indeed taken from BlazBlue video game as images of Naruto and his sister. Also notice that Naruto will have Jin's skills. Tsubaki will not have hers.
Lemon scenes?! Come on, people! This story is rated M for a reason… I bet you'll like that reason.
No, the first chapter was the only one that was written from first person. I did it simply to better express Naruto's opinion about his life.
No, I will not describe Jin Kisaragi's outfit, it's too damn hard for me. But if you can't find a picture, then look at my profile picture. I will change it today.
Yes, I will put a strength ranking right before the start of this chapter.
Phew, looks like I'm done… oh wait!
Disfucker: I own Naruto!
There! I still don't understand why everyone's concerned about author's rights. People, we are not demanding money for our stories! They cannot sue you for talking! Hell, if I say that Jennifer Garner's ass belongs to me, will she be able to sue me for that?! Come on!
Naruto: DARTHEMIUS!
Darthemius (Paling slightly): W-What?
Naruto: You fucking son of a bitch! This story has no cola!
Darthemius: Uh-oh…
Naruto: I'll kick your ass!
Darthemius: Umm… Another time, pal. Time for you to return to the story.
Naruto: Wha…? (Flying away) NOOOOOOOOOO! GIVE ME BACK MY COLA!
Darthemius: Yeah, how could I forget about that part… Well anyway. Here are ranks of power just as I promised…
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Uzumaki Naruto/Jin Kisaragi/Rattlesnake.
Age: 14.
Rank: A.
Status: Freelancer/Wanted criminal/Bounty hunter.
Main attribute: Swordsmanship.
Special ability: Hiraishin, Sharingan, Kyuubi's chakra.
Description: A strong willed, calculating and very cunning individual. Well known and wanted in many countries for assassinations of higher ups and his swordsmanship skills. Rumored to enjoy suicide missions.
Utterly fearless and merciless. Scarred for life, he will stop at nothing to achieve his main goal and achieve his chosen purpose by any means necessary.
Has anger management issues.
Main goal: Kill Uchiha Itachi and avenge Uchiha Mikoto's death.
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Namikaze Tsubaki.
Age: 14.
Rank: B.
Status: Konoha academy student.
Main attribute: Melee combat.
Special ability: None as of now.
Description: Being the only known heir of Namikaze Minato, she was expected to excel in everything, and Tsubaki has every intention on doing just that. After graduating in her first year, she decided to stay in the academy to receive complete education… or at least that's what she said. In truth she remained to help Uchiha Sasuke overcome his hatred.
Kind and determined. She dislikes her peers who believe shinobi life to be a game.
Main goal: Not decided.
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Uchiha Sasuke.
Age: 14.
Rank: B.
Status: Konoha academy student.
Main attribute: Katon techniques.
Special ability: None as of now.
Description: Being a brother of a genius, he always compared himself to Itachi and tried his hardest to catch up and surpass his brother. That all, however, ended on one faithful night when his entire clan was destroyed. Apparently he believes that it was done by Naruto, who got to his house just before Sasuke himself did. The only thing he remembers was Naruto pinning him to the wall by the throat with one hand… and glaring at him madly with two blazing Sharingan eyes.
Hateful and envious. Always gets angry when something goes wrong or when someone does something better than him except if it is Tsubaki.
Main goal: Kill Uzumaki Naruto and avenge his clan.
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Namikaze Minato.
Age: 44.
Rank: SSS.
Status: Yondaime Hokage of Konohagakure no sato.
Main attribute: Excels in almost everything.
Special ability: Hiraishin no jutsu.
Description: The legendary hero of shinobi wars and a strong leader of his village. Rumors of is incredible strength go beyond the border of Elemental Nations. The only person alive who got a 'flee on sight' order in a bingo book. Fourteen years ago he, alongside his wife, managed to seal Kyuubi no yoko inside of his two children… one of whom got missing eight years ago.
Kind, but harsh when necessary. Strong willed and unbeatable in a fight. He is setting an example for every shinobi in the world.
Main goal: Lead Konoha to even greater heights.
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Uchiha Itachi.
Age: 22.
Rank: SS.
Status: Member of Akatsuki.
Main attribute: Genjutsu.
Special ability: Sharingan.
Description: Supposedly dead from the hands of Uzumaki Naruto, Itachi is in fact very much alive. Ordered to assassinate his own clan, Itachi accepted the role of an outcast and a wanted murderer… Imagine his surprise when he finds out that his deeds were actually blamed on one Uzumaki Naruto. Itachi actually regretted setting up an innocent person, but that gave him more air to breath. His mission is too important to screw up.
Always calm and collected Itachi is deeply committed to his home village of Konohagakure and his younger brother Sasuke.
Main goal: Destroy Akatsuki and its true leader – Uchiha Madara.
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Uchiha Madara.
Age: Unknown.
Rank: SSS.
Status: The true leader of Akatsuki organization.
Main attribute: Space-Time techniques.
Special ability: Sharingan.
Description: Seemingly immortal and ageless being, Madara was the one who initiated the destruction of his own clan. Though his true motives are unknown, he gathered an organization of several S-ranked criminals to do his bidding.
A true evil mastermind.
Main goal: Unknown.
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Hatake Kakashi.
Age: 26.
Rank: A.
Status: Acting jounin of Konohagakure no sato.
Main attribute: Ninjutsu.
Special ability: Sharingan.
Description: A seasoned veteran of shinobi wars and a loyal jounin of his village. The only member of his team who remained on active duty. Kakashi never shows his face on public and always comes to the appointed place late, unless it's something extremely important.
Loyal to his sensei – Namikaze Minato and said to be Konoha's best combat specialist.
Main goal: Carry on his deceased teammate's way.
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Orochimaru.
Age: Unknown, but should be about fifty.
Rank: S.
Status: Konoha's nuke nin. The leader of Hidden Sound village.
Main attribute: Forbidden jutsu.
Special ability: Edo-Tensei, Reincarnation technique.
Description: A genius said to be born once in a millennium. As good as it sounded; the saying was literally destroyed by one Namikaze Minato. Unsatisfied with his human limitations, Orochimaru deviced a way for himself to seize and claim another man… or woman's body. With that he believes he will have enough time t learn every jutsu there is and learn the truth of this world.
Arrogant and unforgiving. He once took Uzumaki Naruto as his student, only to regret it after being betrayed.
Main goal: Learn the truth of this world.
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Uzumaki Naruto (Using Hiraishin, Mangekyo and Kyuubi)
Age: 14.
Rank: SSS.
Status: Monster.
Main attribute: Doesn't matter.
Special ability: Hiraishin, Sharingan, Kyuubi's chakra.
Description: When met with a serious obstacle, Naruto lets out the anger he was storing for many years out… This state is usually brought up when something reminds him of Uchiha Itachi, or when his obstacle cannot be removed by simplier means. Usually when he lets his anger out, Naruto forgets all his goals and purposes until the target is dead.
Cannot be stopped.
Main goal: Kill.
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Darthemius: Well, that's it. Damn, it took a while to write. Now enough of this, enjoy…
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Chapter two: Too trusting.
"Shin-ne!" – talks.
'Nah.' – thoughts.
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Konohagakure no sato. Random street…
'Ah, Konoha! Ever so peaceful! Good to be here when no one knows who you are…'
Suddenly twelve shinobi with leaf headbands landed around our blonde hero.
'Or maybe not...'
"Jin Kisaragi, Hokage-sama has ordered us to escort you to him." One of them stated. "If you resist, we are permitted to use force."
Naruto waved his hands in front of his face dismissively. "Easy there, Konoha-san. I will comply, lead the way."
Same guy nodded. "Very well, follow me."
'Everything as planned…'
Konohagakure no sato. Hokage tower…
"Damn paperwork…" Namikaze Minato muttered. "I feel like going to war once again."
"Hokage-sama!" One ANBU member suddenly appeared. "Jin Kisaragi is here."
Minato's eyes narrowed. "Very well, bring him in."
The ANBU nodded and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Three seconds later Naruto opened the door and entered. 'Nothing's changed… Not unexpected. It's just like Konoha to never change anything if this anything works properly.'
"Good day, Hokage-sama!" The jinchuriki greeted him happily… but deep inside his rage is building up. 'I have to endure, I trained hard on it. My anger will not stop me! This is the time for action.' "You wanted to see me?"
Daddy glared at his son. "Indeed I did." He stated. "I want to know why an A-ranked criminal is in my village."
"Oh, the reason is quite simple!" Naruto said, smiling from ear to ear. "I want to join your forces."
The Hokage raised an eyebrow. "Say what?"
'Didn't work that way… let's try another.' Jin removed smile from his face completely and look at his father with stoic face.
"I said I want to join Konoha ranks." He said in all seriousness.
"And why would you want that?" Minato asked. "Better yet, why would I allow that?"
Naruto smirked. 'Thank you for asking! If you did not it would be much harder.'
"I have information for you."
"What kind of information?"
"A matter of life and death."
Minato's eyes narrowed. "And how did you acquire it?"
"I have my ways…" Naruto replied with the same stoic look. "Are you interested in it?"
"Hmm… yes. What do you have?"
Naruto resisted the urge to smile. "In a few months time your village will be attacked."
His eyes widened. 'Typical reaction, just what I had expected.'
"Who the attackers are?"
Jin shook his head. "Uh-uh! No deal. My request comes first."
The Hokage growled. "Very well, I'll accept you in my ranks… However you should understand that I can't let you be any more than a genin, even counting your accomplishments as a freelancer."
'Yep, freelancer. I never announced my allegiance with Orochimaru and rightfully so. But him making me a genin is a great advantage. I thought he would make me at least a chuunin, and that would've been a real slowdown. Thank God he's a prideful moron!'
"Of course, Hokage-sama. I understand." Naruto replied, holding back his smirk once again. Sure, he was supposed to look sad.
"Now tell me everything you know about that attack."
'Dammit! Stupid smirk still appeared on my face despite all my efforts to hold it… Well, there's nothing to lose right now.'
"I know it is going to happen during the next chuunin exam, which should be held in this village."
A thoughtful look appeared on Hokage's face. "And who are the attackers?"
Jin shrugged. "The initiator is the Hidden Sound village."
Minato snored. "Heh, I dare those fool to try!"
"They know." Naruto replied. "That's why they are currently searching for an ally. I don't know who it is, but my bet is on Hidden Sand."
Daddy raised an eyebrow. "Suna? But why, they are our allies!"
'His stupidity is starting to get on my nerves.' "That's exactly why." Naruto said in slight anger. "Besides, you intercepted most of their missions for the past two years. Suna's financial income decreased greatly. If you're looking for a traitor, Suna's your place."
Yondaime nodded. "Yes, I get it now!"
It was extremely difficult for Naruto not to roll his eyes and not to slap his forehead right now. 'Sure he got it! After I chewed everything out for him. How can this idiot even be my relative, and father at that?!'
"Very well, Jin Kisaragi." Minato continued. "As of now, you are rightful genin of Konohagakure!"
Jin bit his lip. You do understand why, right?
"Here's your headband. Wear it with pride!" He gave his son a forehead protector… which Naruto tied around his waist. The older blond didn't get it, but this was Naruto's way of saying where exactly he had daddy's 'pride'.
"Be tomorrow in the academy for your team placement."
Naruto nodded and left. 'Now that went smooth…' He thought, leaving the office.
"Yugao!" Minato called when I left.
"Hai, Hokage-sama!" Purple-haired ANBU woman appeared.
"Keep an eye on this boy." Minato commanded. "He's not called Rattlesnake for nothing."
"Acknowledged!" Yugao said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"What do you think, Kakashi?" Minato asked when she left.
A single Konoha jounin with a mask on his face came in through the window.
"A bad decision, sensei." He began. "What were you thinking by sending her of all people to watch for him? Don't you remember her…"
"That's exactly why." Minato stated with narrowed eyes. "Yugao is a professional soldier, an ANBU member. If she can't keep her personal issues away from her work than she has no place among ANBU ranks…"
Next morning…
"Uwaaaaaaahhh!" Naruto stretched, sitting up on his… hotel's bed. "Damn! I knew I forgot something!"
'I'll have to speak with daddy later. But now I had other pressing matters… more specifically, being put on a team of genins.'
"Ridiculous! I can kick the shit out of Orochimaru, and have to pretend…" Naruto stopped his rant. 'Wait a second? Why the Hell do I have to pretend?! They already know who I am! Of course I'm not going to summon snakes out in the open, or use my Mangekyo for that matter. But I sure as hell can demonstrate my swordsman skills! Yes, I like that!"
The blonde jinchuriki quickly got up, put on his expensive clothes and left. (Once again, I won't describe his outfit. It's the exact match of real Jin Kisaragi's clothes.)
'Still, the room has to do, so after this useless placement I'm heading straight into this fool's office once again.' He thought, leaving the hotel.
Streets of Konoha were unusually busy. People were running around like crazy. But mostly in the same direction as Naruto was walking, so they didn't stand in his way.
'I wonder where they are going…' Naruto thought, nearing some store.
"Higurashi weapon shop…" He muttered. "I don't need weapons…" The jinchuriki replied and stopped two steps later. "Fuck, I do…"
With that he returned and entered.
It was a simple weapon shop nothing spectacular. But it's not like he needed anything like that. Naruto already had everything spectacular… He only forgot regular tools.
'Where is… Ah, there's that girl behind the counter.' He thought and walked closer. "Hello, I want…"
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAAAL!" The girl replied in delight.
Naruto had to admit, he wasn't so shocked since seeing Orochimaru's laboratory for the first time.
"W-What?" He asked reluctantly.
The girl pointed her shaking finger at him. "Y-Y-You're Jin Kisaragi!" She yelled.
'How the fuck did she know?!' Naruto thought, raising an eyebrow. "Umm… you know me?"
"Of course I do!" She stated. "You're the third most powerful swordsman in all of Shinobi Nations!"
'Huh? I never knew that…' The blonde thought. "And who are first and second?"
"The second is Momochi Zabuza, and the first is Hoshigaki Kisame!" She stated and showed him some poster. "I understand they are stronger, but you are still my favorite!"
Naruto took a step back. 'Oh my God, she has stars in her eyes!'
"Can you… Can you show it to me?" She asked.
"Show what?" Naruto asked back, raising an eyebrow.
"Umm… Yukianesa…" The girl replied.
Naruto thought for a moment. "Sure, why not." Suddenly a cross of ice appeared from the floor. Naruto grabbed it with his left hand, making the ice break. Instead of ice, a beautiful katana in blue sheathe was now in his grasp.
"It… It's so beautiful!" She stated excitedly. "Can I touch it?"
'She's starting to annoy me…' The swordsman thought. 'Still, there might be a way to make everyone happy…'
Naruto raised his glowed hand and stroke her cheek with his palm.
"Sure you can, but can you tell me your name first?"
"Uh… Oh yeah! I'm Tenten, a pleasure to meet you!" She responded blushing furiously.
"Great. Say, Tenten… How about a deal? You give me a kunai pouch for free, and I'll show you one of my special techniques."
"Deal!" She squealed in delight and ran for his kunai pouch. "Here!" Tenten returned just as quickly as she ran away. "Twenty kunais in it. Now, show me!"
Naruto took a weapon holster and chuckled. "Very well. Hishouken!" He waved his hand and a large blade of ice was stuck in store's wall.
"Squeal!" Tenten exclaimed once again. "Will it stay like that?"
"No, no. It will melt in a few hours." Blonde explained. "By the way… can you tell me where the shinobi academy is?"
Her eyes widened. "You are heading there?" She asked.
"Yes." Naruto replied stoically.
"Can I ask why?"
Naruto shrugged. "Sure, I'm going to be placed on a genin team."
"B-But why?! You surely are no genin!" Tenten stated.
"Tell that to the Hokage." Naruto answered, trying to sound disappointed.
"Wait… that means you're staying in the village?!"
"Uh… well yes…"
"Whoo hoo!" She screamed. "Are you looking for a girlfriend?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'Girlfriend?! Hell no! But still…'
"Not right now."
"Aww…" She pouted.
"Oh, don't be sad." Naruto exclaimed. "Maybe later I will."
"Great!" Her eyes lit up once again.
'Excellent.' Jin thought. 'Now she'll do everything I say.'
"Well, I'll see you later."
"Bye!" Tenten waved and Naruto left.
Konohagakure no sato. Shinobi academy…
"Where this Iruka's class?" I asked myself, walking through the halls.
Suddenly he heard a voice from one of the classes…
"So today we will repeat Henge no jutsu and…"
"Excuse me…" Naruto said, opening the door slightly. "But can you tell me where is Iruka-sensei's class?"
"Ah, you must be the new student Hokage-sama told me about!" Chuunin replied. "Come on in."
"Are you Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"Indeed I am, and you are…"
"Wait a second!" The blonde interrupted. "Did you just say I'm a new student?"
"Umm… yes. Also, Hokage-sama told to give you this." Iruka took a letter from his desk and handed it to Naruto.
Jinchuriki took a piece of paper reluctantly and read…
Hello, Kisaragi-kun!
Sorry for the confusion, but I forgot to mention that team placing won't took place until next month, so I kind off enrolled you as a student. Have fun!
Namikaze Minato. Yondaime Hokage of Konohagakure no sato.
Naruto crumbled the letter in his hand.
'Son of a bitch! He played a prank on me!' He thought in anger. 'Very well, we'll see who will laugh in the end!'
"I understand." Jin replied.
"Then welcome and take whatever seat you wish."
Naruto sighed and for the first time took a look around the class…
'Oh, you've got to be kidding me…'
There sat Uchiha Sasuke. But that was not all, next to him sat his darling sister Tsubaki.
'Imbecile! Couldn't he appoint another class?!' Naruto thought, trying to show no frustration. He walked up the stairs noticing deep blush on the face of every girl he glanced upon.
'What's up with them?' Of course he didn't understand at first. The only woman he had experience with was Tayua, and that girl will blush only in Hell. Well yeah, she's cursing like a drunken carpenter, but she can do wonders in bed… And since Naruto accidentally mentioned he was a virgin, guess what she did… and kept doing until the day he left?
Did Naruto regret it you ask? Hell no! It was one of the best things he ever experienced!
'I don't even understand why would someone push girls away?! It can be not only pleasant, but useful as well.' He thought. 'So these little girls have a crush on me already? I sure work fast! And… What the fuck?!'
What happened? Naruto looked at his sister… and she blushed as well…
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' He bit his lip, trying not to explode with laughter. 'My own sister has hots for me! Well of course! She doesn't know, to her I'm just Jin Kisaragi, a pretty boy in expensive outfit.'
With that thought Naruto walked to the farthest row and sat down in an empty seat. But surprisingly, Tsubaki's blush by Naruto's… well hand, was not unnoticed by one Uchiha Sasuke, who now wore a deep scowl on his face.
"Iruka-sensei!" He suddenly exclaimed when Naruto already sat down. "Why was he put in a graduation class? He has no chance of catching up for only one and a half month!"
"Hmm…" Iruka rubbed his chin. "I hate to say it, but Sasuke's right. Have you…"
Naruto interrupted him by raising his hand. "Did Hokage…sama said something about me?"
"Umm… no."
"Hmm, then first of all, my name is Jin Kisaragi, and I'm a genin already." With that Jin brought up his recently given forehead protector.
"So you were left behind?" Sasuke commented. "Tch, what a loser." He added, receiving some snickers.
'What a pathetic attempt to draw anger…' Naruto thought and smirked. "No, Mr. Big Mouth. I was not left behind… as a matter of fact I never even had anyone to leave me behind." That was a lie of course, but they never needed to know that. "I am here because I decided to end my career as a freelancer."
"What, freelancer?" A boy with a dog on his head asked.
"A freelancer means that I always worked alone." Jin explained.
"Wait a second…" Iruka exclaimed with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Jin Kisaragi… I heard this name somewhere." Suddenly his eyes widened in realization. "Jin Kisaragi also known as Rattlesnake an A-ranked criminal?!"
The entire classroom gasped and Naruto smiled with satisfaction.
"Oh, so you did hear about me, I'm honored, haha!" He replied.
"Of course I know you!" Iruka said in slight anger. "The entire Hunter-nin department was fighting for the right to be sent after you when…!"
"Uh, uh, uh-uh!" Naruto waged his finger at his 'teacher'. "Let's forget the old deeds and concentrate on the future, ne? I had clashes with Konoha forces before, but it was just business, nothing personal." He stated as innocently as he could… which was not much by the way.
"Very well." Iruka said. "I… I feel like I need a fresh air, so what do you say about taijutsu practice?"
"Hai, sensei!" Echoed through the room.
"Then follow me to the training ground." Iruka commanded and started to walk out.
Students stood up from their seats and started to follow.
'I guess I'll follow…' Naruto thought and did the same.
Suddenly…
"Umm… Kisaragi-kun?"
Naruto turned his head. There stood one blonde girl.
"Hmm, what is it?" He asked.
"Uh… well… were you really a criminal?" She asked.
"Yes, I was." He said, using a different tone when he said 'was'. 'I want everyone to thing my mercenary days are over.'
"Oh, great!" She nodded and smiled sheepishly.
"Nothing great in that." Naruto replied. "I did many things I regret." He added, taking a notice that almost everyone was listening to their conversation. 'Excellent!'
"Um, sorry then… I'm Ino by the way. Yamanaka Ino." She said and beamed her perfect smile.
'So she has most guts than everyone. Very well.' He looked at her and winked. "Jin Kisaragi, pleasure to meet you."
Ino blushed crimson. 'S-Sasuke-kun never did that…'
Konohagakure. Training grounds…
"So, let's start with light spars. Kiba, Chouji, you're first." Iruka stated.
Two boys nodded and took a battle stance facing each other.
'Booooooooring…' Naruto thought, sitting under a tree. 'Well cheer up, Naruto! It's like you have a free vacation!'
"Kisaragi-san."
The jinchuriki slowly raised his head and found… another jinchuriki. Yep, there stood his darling sister with a serious look on her face.
"Yes, can I help you?" He asked.
"Yes, you can." Namikaze Tsubaki replied. "I know you as well, Jin Kisaragi. And I want to also know what deal you made with Hokage-sama to be accepted into our shinobi ranks."
Naruto smirked. "By Hokage-sama you meant your father, right?" He asked, making her flinch. Also it was a scary thought, but he had to admit she grew up nicely. Long red hair, deep blue eyes, straight legs, nice figure and even C-cup breasts! And all that at fourteen years old! 'Perhaps because of Kyuubi… Snap out of it, dammit!' Jin mentally slapped himself.
"Surprised? I know about you too, Namikaze Tsubaki-san."
Her eyes narrowed. "If your opinion of me restricted by knowledge about my father, then…"
Naruto interrupted her with a quiet chuckle. "Nonsense." He stated. "I said that I know about you, and not that I actually know you…" He stood up and walked closer, causing her to take an unconscious step backwards. "I wouldn't mind though…" Jin added, his face now inches away from hers. "As for my deal with Hokage-sama… I can't tell you that, but the information I presented was important enough for him to forget about our past relations. Besides…" He touched her cheek with his right thumb. "You can always ask him yourself, can't you?"
Tsubaki stood with wide eyes and shaking lips. 'Breath dammit!' She commanded herself, but it didn't work. 'I need to lean back and…' Then his finger touched her cheek and her heart skipped a bit. 'W-What is going on with me?! I can't… anymore…' With that thought, she started to lean closer, and when they were a mere inch apart…
"I want to fight Jin Kisaragi!" Someone shouted and both of them stopped what they were doing.
"Hmm…" Jin said, and walked into the ring away from his sister.
Tsubaki touched her lips. 'W-What was I thinking! I was about to kiss that man!'
"Someone said he wanted to fight me?" Naruto asked.
"I did!" Naruto turned to see one enraged Uchiha Sasuke.
'What's his problem?' Jinchuriki asked… and then Sasuke answered almost immediately. He took a quick glance towards Tsubaki, who was still staring into space, and scowled even more. 'Oh ho! So Sasuke-chan has it for my sister! Now that's a nice turn of events. Still…'
"Pointless…" The blonde stated.
"Say what?" Sasuke shouted angrily.
"I said it's pointless. You are not my enemy, and you also have nothing spectacular about you. Fighting you will give me nothing." Naruto replied, placing one arm on his hip.
A group of children stood in shock. Sasuke was the best in their year, and this guy says fighting him will be pointless…
Uchiha clenched his fists. "I said fight me!"
Naruto sighed. "Iruka-san, I must inform you that my style of fighting uses one-hit-kill combinations. So technically I'm not a very good sparring partner."
Iruka paled. "Umm… well…"
"Enough!" Sasuke yelled. "Fight or not, here I come!" With that he took out a kunai and lunged at former criminal.
Naruto shook his head. 'How stupid…' He raised his right hand and waved it in Sasuke's direction. "Hishouken!"
Uchiha's eyes widened when a large blade of ice flew at him.
'Damn! I can't dodge!' He thought, trying to stop his momentum.
Suddenly.
CLASH!
"Oh?" Naruto raised an eyebrow at the purple haired kunoichi who landed between him and Sasuke, breaking his ice blade effectively with her sword.
"Jin Kisaragi!" She started. "What do you think you're doing, attacking Konoha citizens?!"
"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled. "Well first of all, you saw it all, he attacked first."
"Tch." The kunoichi responded, gritting her teeth.
"Secondly, it wasn't for him, it was for you."
"What?"
"My attack…" Jin explained. "I used it for the sole purpose of recognizing you. I noticed you were spying on me, so…"
"When have you noticed?" She wondered.
"When I left the hotel."
Her eyes widened. 'He knew the entire time. But why then…'
"But that doesn't matter." Naruto continued. "Because after few hours I sensed your killing intent directed towards me, so I decided to check."
"Check what?"
"You sure ask a lot of questions. Very well. My Hishouken is difficult to block even for seasoned veterans. Yet you managed to block it halfway to its target, which brings me to believe that you saw that attack before. I did not cross my way with Konoha on too many occasions, especially with ninjas of your caliber, which means… you're that girl, aren't you?" He asked, making her eyes widen. "The only one I spared that day…"
"Shut up!" She screamed and attacked.
"Hn." Naruto quickly summoned Yukianesa and parried the strike. "So much anger… were they your friends?" He asked mockingly.
"I said shut up!" She cried and attacked once again.
Of course children watched all of this from safe distance. Iruka did his job well.
"You killed them! My entire squad!" She swung her sword diagonally, but Naruto dodged.
"Nothing personal, you just stood in my way. Face it, you would've done the same." The jinchuriki replied.
"That may be so…" Yugao stopped her advance. "But I had to watch my friends die!"
Jin shrugged. "You could always look away."
"Shut up!" She yelled and brought her sword on him once again. "For two years I trained to defeat you! And…"
"Didn't do a very good job." He finished her sentence for her. "Fubuki!" The jinchuriki did a very quick slash and sword flew away from kunoichi's hands.
"Guh!" Yugao stumbled backwards and looked at her fallen sword. Then she did something Naruto never believed her to do… she fell of her knees and threw her mask away.
"Why…?" She whispered quietly.
"Why what?" Naruto asked.
"Why didn't you take my life as well…?"
Jinchuriki's eyebrows shot up. Oh no, not because of her question…
'Oh my! So many variables, my mind is gonna explode!' He thought. 'Hmm… what to do? Insult? Threat? Stoic response? Be an asshole? Be a robot? What to choose… Yes, of course! That would do nicely!'
With that thought in mind Jin walked closer and lowered himself on one knee beside Yugao.
'I hope this works…' He thought and put his hand on her chin like he did many times before. For some reason this action of his always worked well with female population.
"I just couldn't bring myself to do it." Naruto said, staring right into her eyes. "I'm only a human after all…"
Oh, how he loved the awestruck look she gave him right now.
"I lost many things in my life as well…" He continued. "Things that can never ever be replaced…" The vision of Itachi flared in his mind and his anger started to rise, but he quickly shut it down.
"But I moved on, trying to find a new purpose…" Jinchuriki stood up and extended his arm to her. "Maybe you should do the same? I'm sure your friends would want you to do that."
Yugao was still in shock after hearing the confession of this man, the man she hated for so long… maybe he was not like she thought? Reluctantly she took his hand and allowed him to pull her up.
"There you go!" Jin exclaimed and smiled.
"Umm… is everything alright, ANBU-san?" Iruka asked, walking closer.
"Y-Yes, everything's in order." Yugao replied, picking up her sword.
"Not a bad style by the way." Naruto suddenly commented. "Just work on your left side's defense."
"Y-Yeah…" Kunoichi put her mask back on. "Jin?"
"Yes?"
"I… Thank you. I lived with this hatred for so long, and…"
Naruto interrupted her by raising his arm. "You may stop. I know what it's like to have only hatred inside you…" 'More than anybody…' He added in his head. "But hatred alone will solve nothing. In the end it will only destroy you."
"I see… thanks again." She said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Well, that went well…" Naruto turned to his classmates. "Anyone else wants to spar?!"
"Uh, no… I think that's enough for today…" Iruka replied and started to walk back to the classroom.
'Well, am I good or am I good!' Jin thought with a smirk.
Back in the classroom…
Naruto took his place in the farthest row once again, separated from everyone… or not…
"Jin-kun?"
Naruto turned his head.
"Yes, Tsubaki-san?"
"Just Tsubaki please. And do you mind if I sit here?" His sister asked.
"Hmm… I guess not."
And then it started. All other girls shot up from their seats and started to fight for the last place on the row, more specifically – to Naruto's right.
In the end Yamanaka Ino won the fight…
During all this, boys started to whisper among themselves. Naruto managed to overhear something despite constant screams. It was something like "She never sat with everyone but Sasuke…"
'What is this all about?' Naruto asked and looked at the Uchiha. 'Now talking about the looks that can kill!'
Indeed, Sasuke was sending him such a hateful glare that it even made Naruto to wonder about its source.
"Say, what's his problem?" Jin asked.
"He's…" Tsubaki started, but was interrupted.
"He's probably jealous that I'm sitting next to you, Kisaragi-kun!" Ino almost shouted.
Tsubaki rolled her eyes. "No, I guess it's because you remind Sasuke of someone…"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Someone?"
She nodded. "Yes. Six years ago a boy studied here in the academy with us. His name was Uzumaki Naruto."
Hearing his real name made Naruto's heart to skip a beat. "And?"
"And in the end of our first year he killed Sasuke's entire family… the whole Uchiha clan." Red haired girl stated.
Naruto tried not to laugh. "Do you really believe that?! How could a small boy destroy a shinobi clan? That's ridiculous!"
She nodded. "That's what I thought… until they told us the truth."
"The truth?"
"Yes, about Naruto… and what was inside of him." Tsubaki replied.
'Ah, so they finally uncovered my furry little secret!' Jin thought. "And what was inside of him?"
"He…" She hesitated. "He had a demon sealed in him… Nine Tailed Demon Fox."
Naruto nodded. "I see… And? What happened to this boy?"
"Who cares?!" Ino replied, causing Naruto to glare at her. "Probably died somewhere…"
"No…" Tsubaki responded. "I think he's still alive… somewhere out there."
Now THAT picked Jin's attention. "And what makes you think that way?"
Red haired girl sighed. "The reports on him never came, but… he was not a bad person, a person who won't want revenge."
'Oh, how wrong you are!' Naruto thought. "And why is that?"
"I… Few times I saw how villagers treat him and…" She paused. "They beat him… hard. Probably because they knew about Kyuubi. But next day, he was right there…" The girl pointed at the seat she was previously occupying. "Smiling for everyone to see. That smile always made my day. Only seeing it made me want to smile as well, to forget about my problems."
Naruto's eyebrows furrowed. 'Is she serious?'
"I still don't believe he could kill anyone …" Tsubaki paused again. "But Sasuke… he believes Naruto killed his family and will do anything to get revenge. So I always sit in that place and try to change his mind everyday…"
"Then why are you sitting here right now?" Jin asked.
"Because of what you did to that kunoichi." Red haired girl replied. "You killed her friends, yet she found strength to forgive. And Sasuke… When his emotions overwhelm him, he just comes and talks to me, but nothing inside of him has changed. So maybe it is finally time for him to see what I tried to explain to him all those years…"
"Wait a second…" Naruto interrupted. "Why are you telling me all this?"
Tsubaki smiled. "Because maybe you will help me change his way?"
"And why would I do that?"
Her smile widened. "Maybe because I'll ask nicely?"
Naruto smirked. "I won't promise anything, but… well, anything is possible."
Tsubaki's eyes suddenly widened.
"W-What?" Naruto asked.
"That… was Naruto's favorite line." She stated.
Boy raised an eyebrow. 'For real?! Funny, I never knew that…'
One month and two weeks later…
"I still feel nervous…" Tsubaki said to Naruto as they were walking to the academy.
It was the final exam day and also the final day of Naruto's torture. Yes, he somewhat enjoyed talking with his sister… in fact she was just about the only person he talked with.
Well, there was also the youngest Uchiha of course, who always asked… no wait, demanded that Naruto taught him how to use a sword. Naruto asked why he wanted to learn that… guess what Sasuke answered? That's right; he needed that power to kill that man.
Of course Naruto couldn't help but laugh. Sasuke demanded Jin to teach how to kill Naruto.
Well, surely he never knew Naruto and Jin were in fact the same person…
There was also his fan girls problem. Never in his life had he met such an annoying challenge. Fortunately Tsubaki came to the rescue. She told them to literally fuck off, and surprisingly they did… back to Uchiha that is.
Actually that was one action that had put her out of Naruto's 'to kill' list for good.
"Don't be." Naruto replied at Tsubaki's statement. "You know all these useless jutsu like the back of your palm. You were trained in taijutsu by ANBU and Hokage himself. Hell, you probably can kick my ass if you try hard enough!"
That brought a smile at her face. "Thanks. I know it's not my doubts; it's just the stress of the situation… But I feel better already. And also… I surely wouldn't mind to whop that ass of yours."
Naruto chuckled. "Tsk, tsk, tsk… Language, Namikaze-sama! What would your father think if he heard you talk like that?"
Her smirk widened. "He would agree with me and suggest a better way to do it."
"Ouch! And you have no pity for little old me?"
"You are neither little, nor old…" She replied. "As for pity… Nah, but I do have something else for you."
Jin raised an eyebrow. "Really? What is it?"
Next thing he knew was that Tsubaki has pushed him into some alleyway's wall.
"And just how badly do you want to hear an answer for that question?" She asked, pressing herself onto him with a smirk on her face.
'Holy shit! Is she going to do what I think she's going to do?!' Jin thought. 'My fucking sister is about to… You know what, to hell with it! Be honest with yourself, Naruto; she's beyond hot and you wanted to do her from the first… well, second day in the academy.'
"Badly enough." He finally replied, matching her expression.
"Well then…" Tsubaki whispered a mere inch away from his mouth. "Let me satisfy you with my answer." With that she wrapped her hands around his head and killed their distance for good.
Naruto watched in fascination how her eyes sparkled when their lips finally met. He could tell this was her first kiss of that kind, but she was definitely a natural!
'Haha! I'm kissing my sister! And she doesn't even know that!' Jin thought with satisfaction. 'I want to see her face when she does though, hahahahaha! But for now…' He wrapped his arms around her waist. 'Let's just enjoy the sensation!'
Some seconds later Tsubaki finally broke their connection to take a breath.
"Wow… And that was just supposed to be a good luck kiss…" She commented.
Naruto smirked. "I don't know about you…" He said, then picked her up and switched their positions. "But that was not satisfying enough for me!"
The girl managed to only say quiet "Jin…" before her lips were attacked once again. She eagerly opened her mouth for his tongue to enter it. She even unconsciously wrapped not only her arms, but even her right leg around him.
"Just so you know…" He said when they parted once again. "I can do much more than a good luck kisses."
"I…" Tsubaki tried to say, but Naruto quickly pulled away and left the alleyway. She almost wanted to scream right now. 'The bastard! He knows I won't be able to think about the exams at all!'
"Are you coming?" Jin asked. "They won't start later simply because you're Hokage's daughter."
"Tch…" Red head replied and followed.
Konoha academy…
"As you know…" Iruka started. "Today is your graduation exams day. Good luck and get ready! We'll start with written test."
"Enjoy!" Naruto said, standing up and leaving classroom.
"Huh?" Tsubaki asked in confusion. "Aren't you gonna do this?"
Naruto winked at her. "Nope! I already have a headband, remember?"
She glared at him.
"See ya!" He said and closed the door.
Three hours later…
"Damn, I can't calm myself…" Tsubaki was still shivering.
"Calm down." Naruto replied, sitting beside her. After written exam was over, he was allowed back inside. "You answered every question correctly and beat the living crap out of duck-ass himself!"
At his mention of duck-ass Tsubaki and few others giggled.
"Stop that!" She responded. 'I'm not worried about the exams you stupid jerk!'
Naruto smiled. Finally this pointless waste of time is over.
'I wonder what team I will be placed in…' He thought… just as Hyuga Hinata entered with a headband in her hand.
"Well I'll be damned…" He muttered in surprise. 'That's probably the only thing she did right in her useless life!'
"What?" Tsubaki asked.
"I never thought she will be able to pass these exams."
"Why not?"
Jin sighed. "Because we are killers, Tsubaki. I already am, and you are training to become one!" He stated. "Do you really think she will be able to kill anyone?!"
The red head frowned. "I… but she's so nice…"
"She can remain this nice in her home." Naruto countered. "The world is a dangerous place and sometimes you have to kill… or you will be the one who gets killed."
"You… You're right!" She agreed. "But why then she's here? I mean…"
"It's because she's a Hyuga." The blonde interrupted. "Not only a Hyuga, but the heiress of the clan. You think they can let her not to become a ninja? They'd rather see her dead… and for some reason I believe that's exactly the case right here."
Tsubaki's eyes widened. "You really think they forced her to become a shinobi… so she could die in action?!"
Jin sighed. "You know that after Uchihas' demise Hyugas started to call themselves 'Konoha's strongest clan? That clan would better have no heir than a weak one… Thinking about it makes me happy that I'm an orphan."
"Yeah. Hey, by the way…" The girl started. "You never told me about your family. You know about mine, that's only fair."
Naruto smirked. "Life isn't fair at all."
"Why you…!"
"Namikaze Tsubaki." Iruka called and girl stood up from her seat, glaring daggers at Naruto.
"This isn't over." She said for the entire classroom to hear.
Naruto only smirked in response. Then he rested his head on his hand and looked in the window.
'Such a beautiful day…' He thought… but his thoughts were interrupted by… Tsubaki.
"What the Hell?!" He leaned backwards in confusion. "You just got there!"
Red head shrugged. "They told me to make a bunshin, I did and here you are!" She showed him her new headband.
'A bunshin?! Damn this village is useless!' Naruto concluded. "Oh, I guess congratulations are in order?" He asked.
"Maybe…" She replied slyly.
Twenty minutes later…
"Well, I have to say…" Iruka started when everything was over. "You're the best class in my career!"
"Aw…" Naruto responded and others laughed.
"Anyway, be here tomorrow for your team placing. Good luck!" And with that he left.
"Well, let's go."
Outside…
Academy's courtyard was real busy today. Parents were congratulating their children… and of course…
"Well, well! My little princess is finally a ninja!" Namikaze Minato stated, hugging his daughter.
Tsubaki wanted for Naruto… or Jin to finally meet her mother, but he made a quick excuse and left the academy grounds.
Naruto's apartment…
Naruto sprayed water all over his face, panting hard.
"Damn… that sure was close…"
What was you ask? Tsubaki's mother came to congratulate her daughter as well…
"I don't really care about daddy…" He muttered to himself. "But this bitch is going down!"
He paused.
"Later though… Nii-san comes first. I probably should get to sleep early, who knows what will happen tomorrow…"
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Truly yours… If you're a sexy girl, who loves it hard.
Darthemius.