Darthemius: FINALLY DARTHEMIUS HAS COME BACK TO SEE… absolutely no good dark stories on fanfiction.
I mean come on people! I had people pointing me at some, but I either read them all already, or they are all crap.
Damn, I became so desperate that I started to read GOOD stories. Started with Naruto… What do you think? "Can Naruto become Hokage?" "Can he protect his loved ones?"
WHO GIVES A CRAP! Besides, it's always the same! Can't people write something at least somewhat original? Instead it's always the same…
"Naruto found an ancient weapon…!" Sounds cool, right? Wrong. It's still the same crap afterwards.
"Naruto was blessed by gods!" Any gods… no matter which ones… Oh, and for no reason by the way. And then it's the crap again.
"Naruto fell in love with Hinata!" And believe me, it's not as ridiculous as it sounds! But what is ridiculous is… Sigh… Yeah, I'm talking to you, Hinata fans! Tell me please… How in the blue hell are they going to do THAT if she's fainting from his touch? Yeah, well… You see, I can imagine a perfect love story between the two of them… but in the end she always faints under him in THAT exact moment and I burst into full blown laughter imagining it.
Okay, enough of my crap. Just people… If you see a good story… yes, even if it's not dark. E-mail me, okay? I don't have anything to read and it pisses me off!
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Chapter five: Avenger.
"Shin-ne!" – talks.
'Nah.' – thoughts.
...
A peaceful day…
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
Or not…
"You killed Kaiza?" Tazuna shouted, standing up from his seat.
"Who?" Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow.
"My husband." Tsunami answered glaring.
The blonde rolled his eyes. "Ah, of course! That refreshed my memory alright!" He stated nodding his head. "Who the fuck was your husband?"
"HE WAS THE HERO OF WAVE!" Inari screamed.
Naruto scratched the back of his head. "Hero of Wave…? Ah! Now I remember!"
"You really killed this guy?" Anko asked.
Jin shrugged. "I guess so."
"Who was he?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto waved him off. "I don't remember… some fisherman…"
Now Anko raised an eyebrow. "A fisherman is a hero? Well that's fucked up, but… why the fuck would you even do such thing as killing a fucking fisherman?"
Jin shrugged. "Because I was working for Gato back then."
Silence.
"YOU WHAT?"
"How could you work for that bastard?" Tsubaki yelled.
Naruto shook his head. "Oh, come on now! I was a mercenary and I needed money. Besides I don't care who I kill."
"So you would kill an innocent man for money then?" The red head asked glaring.
Naruto glared back. "Don't give me that, you would too."
Girl's eyes widened. "No, I…"
"Yes you would!" Naruto interrupted. "I'll remind you if you forgot. We are ninjas, we kill for money."
"He's right you know…" Anko added.
Tsubaki sighed. "Yes, I guess he is… I still don't like it though."
"And you shouldn't." Jin replied. "It would be far worse if you did…"
"Yeah…"
Suddenly…
"I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!" Inari continued to scream.
Naruto snorted and rolled his eyes. "And I'm so unhappy about it…"
"You don't really care about us, do you?" Tsunami asked.
"You want an honest answer?" He asked back. "Very well. No, I don't. I don't care about you, I don't care about piece of trash you call your son, I don't care about old useless moron you call your father and quite frankly I don't care about your entire country. In fact, this little piece of shit in your arms is only alive right now because I wasn't paid for his death… but if he won't stop glaring at me like he's doing now, then I will stop caring about that little formality."
"That was cold, even for you." Anko stated. "I like it!"
Inari's eyes widened in fear and Tsunami's narrowed.
"I won't let you do this." She stated.
Naruto shrugged. "Then I'll kill you too."
Now Tazuna intervened. "I won't let you…"
"Then I'll knock you out." Jin interrupted.
"Huh? Why not kill him?" Sasuke asked.
"Duh, he's our mission, remember?"
"Oh…"
"Stop it!" Tsubaki exclaimed. "We won't kill anyone. This country needs help not more intimidation!"
Naruto massaged his temples. 'I'm getting sick of this. Time to clear out the tension…'
"Well…" He started. "It was I who helped this country become like this… I guess I should redeem myself. I started a new life after all."
"I thought you didn't care about us?" Tsunami said.
"I still don't." Naruto responded. "But I don't really like what Gato did either… never thought he will step this low… should have known better."
"So… What are we doing now?" Anko asked.
"Who are you asking?" Naruto asked back.
"Well I…"
"You're the only active jounin right now." Tsubaki stated with a smirk. "You tell us."
Anko looked around. "Well… you can… Damn, do whatever the hell you want!"
"Hn." Sasuke stood up. "Then I guess I'll go train."
Tsubaki stood up as well. "I think I'll go walk around, see what's what."
Sakura ran after her. "Wait, I'll come as well."
"Hmm, strange." Jin said. "I expected her to run after Uchiha…"
"Yeah, me too…" Anko added. "So, what you did to that Kaiza guy that scared the entire country?" She asked when the two of them remained alone in the kitchen.
"Let's see…" Naruto tried to remember. "I think I cut off his hands, then I froze and crushed his legs, then I sent Hishouken at his chest… and then I think I beheaded him."
Anko whistled. "That's my student!"
"Thank you, thank you!" The genin smiled. "It was really hard not to kill this little shit by the way…"
The kunoichi waved. "Tell me about it! He was glaring at you, but it pissed me off just the same."
"Why?"
"Well, he was looking as if he could do something except that glaring… or perhaps annoying you to death with his crying."
Naruto snorted. "Yeah, I heard that… Still, I don't want another round of these damn D-ranked missions."
Anko nodded. "Hell yeah you don't! If I ever see that damn cat again…!"
"Don't worry, you won't." He interrupted her.
"Huh, why?"
"Didn't I tell you?"
She shook her head.
"Well you see…" Naruto started with evil grin plastered on his face. "I kinda forgot to mention that Yukianesa's ice erodes life…"
Anko's eyes lit up. "Which means…"
"That cat was already dead when I placed it on Hokage's desk."
"Ha, you're brilliant!"
"I know…"
Zabuza's hideout…
"Zabuza, Zabuza, Zabuza… I told you not to mess with Rattlesnake. But no, you think you're so invincible that…" Gatou was suddenly interrupted by Zabuza's blade under his throat.
"Shut up! I will kill him!" Missing nin stated.
"Sure! Just like you did last time? And put away this oversized butcher knife, we both know you won't kill me."
"Tch." Zabuza removed his blade. "Don't try to contact him."
Gato sneered. "And why not?"
Masked ninja shook his head. "You just don't get it, do you? He's with Konoha right now. But that's only because he needs something from it…"
"Oh? And what's stopping him from switching sides? I know he has no allegiances."
"Yes, but you also don't know his goal."
Businessman grinned. "And you do?"
"Yes, I do… And believe me; nothing will stop him as long as he breathes air." Demon of the mist paused. "Which is exactly what I'm going to correct."
Gatou sighed. "Fine, Zabuza, do as you will… but don't forget who you're working for."
Shinobi glared. "Don't worry, I won't…"
Next morning…
"Oi…"
"Zzzzz…"
"Kisaragi…"
"Zzzzz…"
"Kisaragi!"
"What?"
"The breakfast is ready." Sasuke informed and left the room.
Naruto sighed. "Damn, and I was having such a nice dream…"
Downstairs…
"Oh? You're all here?" Jin asked. "Looks like I'm the last one today."
"You're late." Kakashi stated.
Silence.
"What?"
"YOU'RE THE ONE TO TALK?" Everyone screamed at him.
"Ma… Someone's in bad mood…" The jounin muttered.
"So…" Anko started. "We are doing what exactly? I mean should we kill that Gato guy, or…"
"Just give up. You're going to die anyway." Inari stated absently.
"Now this is a future spirit of any company!" Naruto exclaimed, making everyone laugh, even Inari's mother.
"What are you laughing about?" The kid screamed. "What do you know about our su…fering…?" Inari's eyes widened when he realized who he was talking to.
"Exactly, kid. I know enough about your suf-fering." Naruto mocked. "Besides it's always the same. Some people live happily because others live miserably."
"Maybe we should help these people?" Sakura suggested quietly.
"Sure, go ahead!" Anko exclaimed. "But first answer this, can you kill anyone?"
"I… no…"
"Exactly. But they can!" Special jounin continued. "If you want to help this country, you must be ready to take life… and I don't think that will be happening any time soon."
"I guess training is in order." Naruto said and Sasuke nodded in approval.
"Yeah, but who will teach us?" Tsubaki asked.
"I will." Kakashi stated.
"But Kakashi-sensei! You still haven't recovered, and…" Sakura began, but was interrupted.
"I feel good enough for that. Besides, Anko here will help me."
Kunoichi's eyes lit up. "You will let me tortu… I meant train your brats?"
"I guess…"
"WHIPPE!"
Naruto shook his head. "You're going to regret that…"
Nearby forest…
"So… What were you going to teach them, Kakashi?" Anko asked hopefully.
"Tree climbing." Masked jounin stated calmly.
Silence.
"I'm outta here…" Naruto said and started to walk away.
Kakashi's eyes narrowed. "You're doing this too, Kisaragi."
Naruto didn't even stop. "No I'm not, because if you try to remember, I was standing on top of water, you moron."
The jounin gritted his teeth. "You're pushing your luck. When I recover, I'll…" Words died in his throat when next moment Jin instantly appeared mere inches away from him.
Kakashi took unconscious step back. 'He's fast…'
"Then maybe I shouldn't wait until you recover and finish you off right now?" The genin asked. 'That arrogance! He reminds me of…' Blonde's eyes widened. "Gah…" He clutched his head in pain.
"Jin, what's wrong?" Tsubaki asked.
"Gah… Aaaaaah!" Naruto screamed and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"What's with him?" Sasuke asked.
"Fuck me if I know…" Anko replied. "Then again… you may do this even if I don't." She added with malicious smirk.
Uchiha paled. "I think I'll pass…"
"Too bad."
With Naruto… (Starting song: "Low of Solipsism" From Death Note's soundtrack)
"Touga Hyojin!" Naruto shouted, standing atop of the lake, and sent a huge shockwave of cutting ice towards… no one.
"You are weak…"
"Die! Hishouken!" He screamed once again.
"You have Sharingan…"
"Ninpo: Rairyu no Tatsumaki!"
"But you will never be able to reach the capability of a full Uchiha…"
"SHUT UP! Fuuton: Renkuudan!"
"You couldn't protect her after all…"
"DIE!" Naruto slashed… nothing with his sword. "WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?"
"You will never surpass me…"
The blonde gritted his teeth in anger as Itachi's silhouette slowly disappeared from his vision.
"Kh… Kh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He screamed and fell on his knees in exhaustion.
No wonder, he was throwing high level jutsus around for almost an hour.
"Huff… Huff… I will kill you…" He paused, trying to catch his breath. "Nothing will stand in my way. I will kill you even if it will be THE LAST THING I'LL EVER DO!"
"You are a really sad person, Kisaragi-san." Sudden voice stated.
Naruto's eyes widened. 'What? I didn't feel anyone! Was I blinded by my anger that much!'
"I am glad that your anger is not directed at me." Haku said, slowly appearing from beneath the water.
"Tch." Naruto stood up from his knees. "It can very well change its direction any moment. What do you want?" He readied his sword for battle. Yes, she wasn't a real threat to him, but he was tired… really tired.
"You don't need to worry." She said, raising her hands. "I came here to talk."
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Why would I want to talk to you?"
"Please, Kisaragi-san, you will lose nothing from sparing few minutes of your attention."
Jin sighed and relaxed a little. "Very well, speak."
Haku nodded. "I know you're with Konoha now… I don't really care why, but I think you got your reasons." She paused. "However, what I do care about is Zabuza-sama's well-being."
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "And?"
"And I know that you will kill him if he ever crosses your path again."
The blonde smirked. "Good thinking… I still don't get what's your point."
Haku held a pause to gather her resolve. "My point is… I don't want you to do this."
Naruto's head arched backwards. "HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! And what will make me to do this? Or don't do this, or whatever?"
She gulped. "I'll do anything you ask."
"Hmhmhm… I don't need anything from you." He replied.
"I mean it, Kisaragi-san! I… I can even become your personal slave if you want! Just spare his life!"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "I don't need slaves. All they do is slowing me down. And if you really care about Zabuza's life, then go to him and persuade him to get fucking lost."
Haku shook her head. "You and I both know he's just too stubborn to admit defeat."
"Well then you'd better find correct words." Naruto said as he started to leave. "Because you were definitely right about one thing… if he crosses my path again, I will end his life."
Back with Tsubaki and others…
"So, any progress?"
"Jin!" Tsubaki exclaimed happily. Then she quickly ran over to him and… punched him in the stomach. "Don't ever run away like that again!"
"Ouch, that hurt dammit…"
"Only more reason not to do this again." Tsubaki added and returned to her exercises.
"So… any progress?" Naruto repeated. "And where's mister incognito?"
Anko waved her hand. "Mister incognito went back to heal his ass. And about progress… well, as you can see, pinky got exhausted after three or four runs. She managed to do this though."
Jin snorted. "No wonder, she has the smallest chakra reserves I have ever seen!"
"Exactly." Anko agreed. "Now the other two… Uchiha is doing better with each time, but the girl… She's determined I give her that, but why…?"
"I'll handle this." Naruto interrupted her and walked towards his sister.
"Dammit!" Tsubaki spat in anger when she fell one more time.
"Problems?"
She looked over her shoulder to see Jin slowly walking up to her.
"Nothing I can't handle." The girl stated and tried once more… and once more got the same result.
"Stop." Naruto said. "You won't do it that way."
Tsubaki glared at him. "You think I'm incapable of doing it?"
Naruto shook his head. "You're not. You're just doing it the wrong way."
She stopped glaring, looking confused instead. "But Kakashi-sensei said…"
"I don't care what he said." Naruto hissed. "I'm saying otherwise. It's simply a matter of who you trust the most."
Tsubaki paused. "I… I trust you."
Naruto nodded. "Good. Then here is what you'll do. Don't run, instead walk closer to the tree and put one of your feet on it."
The girl obliged quickly. "Right, now what?"
"Now try sending your chakra to that foot so it'll stick."
She tried and it took her almost five minutes, but she did it eventually.
"Done."
"You sure?" Naruto asked.
Tsubaki shrugged. "I guess…"
"Then try your second foot."
She nodded and raised her second leg from the ground… only to lose control immediately.
"Got ya!" Naruto stated, catching her bridal style.
Tsubaki blushed. "Thanks."
"Now, have you seen your mistake?"
"Umm… Jin? Can you put me down please?" The red head asked, blushing even harder. 'Or I'm afraid I won't be able to hold myself down…'
"Sure." Naruto placed her on the ground gently. "Now, what did you do wrong?"
"I tried to concentrate on my second leg and lost control over my first one."
Jin nodded. "Exactly. Now do it again."
Tsubaki placed one foot on the tree and it stuck immediately.
"I'm afraid I'll fall again…"
Naruto smirked. "Don't worry, I got it covered."
"Alright, here I go… kya!" She started to fall once again, but…
"Got ya!" Jin quickly got under his sister and held her in place.
Girl's eyes widened immediately. Why? Because one of Jin's hands was holding her back… but the other was… a little lower.
"Let her go, you fucking pervert!" Sakura screamed.
"Shut up!" Naruto responded, not moving an inch. "Now, Tsubaki-chan, start working." He teased.
The red head gritted her teeth. 'Fucking bastard! You're soooooooo paying for this later!' She thought and tried to concentrate. 'Calm now, I need to get this done. Move chakra to one foot… move chakra to another foot… start rubbing dammit! No! Bad thoughts! Right, one foot… another foot… it's lower, you bastard! No! Stop thinking dirty thoughts! One foot, another foot… stick to the wood… stick the wood inside… FUCK!'
Naruto smirked. "Is something wrong, Tsubaki-chan? Something's distracting you perhaps?" He whispered teasingly only for her to hear.
"N-No! I'm okay…"
The smirk widened. "Really? So if I do this…" He said, moving his hand lower.
"Hyi!" She squeaked and quickly slapped her mouth with her hand. "Stop it, Jin! People are watching!"
"I don't care about them." He replied. "The only thing I care about is helping you."
Tsubaki's eyes widened. "Y-You really mean that?"
"Sure. You're the only person I care about in Konoha."
Girl's eyes sparkled with determination. 'I'll do it!' She concentrated even harder despite Naruto's teasings. 'I CAN do it! One step… another… and another…'
Jin watched with satisfaction how Tsubaki slowly made her way up the tree.
"I did it!" She yelled when she reached the top.
'Amazing!' Anko thought. 'She managed to do it on her second attempt with his help!'
"Great, now get down here." Naruto said and Tsubaki just as slowly walked down.
Meanwhile Sasuke was glaring madly at both Naruto and Tsubaki. 'How was she able to surpass me? I am an Uchiha! No one is better than me!'
Jin however noticed Sasuke's glare. "I'm not doing it for you, Uchiha. Wanna have something to eat, Tsubaki?"
The girl nodded. "Yeah, I just finished this exercise, I can use a break." She replied and they walked off.
"Umm… I can do the same for you, Sasuke-kun…" Sakura said, blushing madly.
"Hn." Sasuke said in response and turned to Anko. "You're his sensei, right?"
"Yep!" The kunoichi said happily chewing down her dango.
"Then why aren't you teaching him anything?"
Anko shrugged. "Simply because I don't know what the fuck to teach him."
Sasuke cocked his head to the side. "Excuse me?"
Anko scratched the back of her head and smiled sheepishly. "Well… It's kinda shameful to admit it, but he already saved my ass twice and kicked it thrice."
Uchiha raised an eyebrow. "He kicked your ass? You must be really weak if…" He wasn't allowed to finish because next moment he was pinned to a tree by the throat.
"I'm weak, huh?" Anko mocked. "I wonder what to call you then!"
"Release Sasuke-kun, or…" Sakura yelled, but Anko cut her off.
"Or you'll do what exactly, pinky?"
Sakura gasped and shut up.
"Now you'd better get one thing straight." She turned back to Sasuke. "There are people in this world who are younger than you, but stronger than me. You know why they are so strong?"
Silence.
"Because they have good enough reason for it!" She dropped the genin down. "Remember that well before calling another unfamiliar person weak." Purple haired kunoichi added and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Sasuke was coughing on his knees. 'Are my reasons not good enough…?' Uzumaki Naruto's face flashed before his eyes. 'I hate him with all my heart… isn't hatred a reason enough?'
That evening…
"So, have you managed to master that exercise?" Kakashi asked when they all sat behind the dining table again.
"Tch." Sasuke scowled.
'I guess that's a no…' Masked jounin thought.
"I did." Tsubaki stated.
"Really?" Kakashi asked in disbelief. 'I was sure Sasuke will be the first one…'
"Yeah, Jin-kun was really helpful!" The girl stated happily.
"Sure, by groping your ass." Anko added and Tsubaki blushed a deep shade of red.
"Is that true?" Kakashi asked.
"That was necessary." Naruto stated.
Anko laughed at this. "Oh, come on! Just admit you wanted to do it!"
Naruto shrugged. "Very well, I wanted to do it."
"You pervert!" Sakura yelled.
Naruto shook his head. "Even if it's true, what the hell are you complaining about?"
"Well I…"
"Exactly. Now shut up and open your mouth only when you are ready to say something smart."
Kakashi's eyes narrowed. "You have no right to talk to my student like that."
"And you have no right to show me my rights." Naruto replied calmly. "I'm Anko's student, not yours. There's nothing you can do to me."
The jounin glared, but said nothing.
"Anyways, what should we do about this Gato guy?" Anko asked.
"There's nothing you can do." Inari stated. "You're just gonna die…"
"Anko, gut him please…" Naruto interrupted small boy's rant.
"Sounds good to me." The kunoichi replied. "I can take only this much of melodrama for one day…" She said, taking out her kunai.
"No, please don't do it!" Tsunami screamed, hugging her son. "If you want to kill someone, please take me!"
Naruto slapped his face. "You know what, lady? The thing you should've done about your son is to get him over your knee and slapping his bitching little ass until he can't sit. Pain is a good teacher."
"No, he had enough pain!" The woman responded.
"Not emotional pain, physical pain." Jin said. "Often it's the only way to knock some sense into people. Everyone understands it… and quickly."
"Umm… Gato?" Tsubaki asked.
"Don't look at me, I don't give a damn." Naruto replied.
"I thought you wanted to redeem yourself?" Sakura asked.
"You still don't get it, do you, Sakura?" Jin replied.
"Excuse me?"
"He meant that even if we kill Gato, what's stopping another man like Gato to do just the same?" Kakashi explained.
"Exactly." Naruto said. "This country has no backbone and I think it never will."
"That's your damn fault!" Tazuna exclaimed.
"Maybe so, but I can't just give it back to you. You have to take it yourselves." The blonde stated. "Enough, I'm off to bed. Tell me what you've decided in the morning."
Next morning…
"Mmm, feels nice… Tsubaki? What the fuck are you doing here? I thought I will be sharing my room with Sasuke… or at least Anko…"
The girl snorted in response. "Yeah, good morning to you too. And if you prefer Sasuke's company instead of mine…"
Naruto shook his head. "Sorry, I was just kind of surprised…"
The red head raised an eyebrow. "Surprised? Do you always forget what you're doing at nights?"
Jin raised an eyebrow. "Doing at nights? Don't tell me…" He looked under the blanket. "Damn, Kakashi was next door…"
Tsubaki smiled. "Don't worry, I did a silencing jutsu!" She stated proudly.
Naruto gave her an 'Are you stupid?' look. "Silencing jutsu? Okay, that really helped… Did you also add some jutsu that kept the house from shaking while we were fucking like rabbits?"
Girl's eyes widened. Sure, silencing jutsu didn't keep the house from shaking.
"Ahaha… umm… ups!"
"Hey, that's my line!"
"Too bad!" She stuck her tongue out at him and giggled. "Besides, I don't really give a damn if they knew or not. And…" She then quickly shot up and straddled him. "I want it one more time right now."
Jin raised an eyebrow. "Since when did you become so horny?"
Tsubaki grinned at him. "Since you came into my life. Ahh!" She gasped as she lowered herself onto his already erect penis.
"Guh! Damn! No matter how many times I stick it in you, I just can't get enough!"
"Ah, Jin!" She leaned down and kissed him passionately.
"So good…" Naruto said, grabbing her ass and helping her move.
"Ah! Yes, it's just too good!" Tsubaki screamed in ecstasy. "Why does it feel like this? It's not just sex; it feels like we belong like this… with you inside of me."
Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'I wonder what she would say if she knew the truth…' But he said nothing, only closed his eyes and submitted himself to pleasure.
"Jin! Please don't stop!" The girl yelled now moving her hips back and forth.
"Like hell I'll stop!" Naruto stated, thrusting upwards.
"Ah! I'm feeling it!" Tsubaki screamed in pleasure. "I'm at my limit! Hold me, Jin! Don't let go!"
"Never!" Jin exclaimed, wrapping arms around her and pulling her closer.
"I'm cumming! JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
"Tsubaki!"
Naruto felt her walls tightening around him. That was enough for him. Pulling her onto himself with all his might, he released his load inside of her. Her body shook uncontrollably, taking it all in her warm depth.
"Jin…" His name as a sigh came from her mouth as she finally collapsed on top of him when her orgasm has passed. "Jin…" She whispered happily once again.
"Say…" He started. "Did you do a silencing jutsu before we began?"
Tsubaki's eyes widened immediately. "Ahaha… umm… ups!"
"That's my line!"
Downstairs…
"Damn, Kakashi will certainly inform my father…" Tsubaki exclaimed sadly.
"That's not the worst…" Naruto replied. "If Anko heard, she'll never let me live that down."
But to their surprise… and relief, when they came downstairs, they found only a very blushing Tsunami.
"You heard nothing." Naruto gave her his coldest glare, which meant 'Say a word and you will envy Uchiha Itachi's ultimate fate.'
Tsunami could only nod in response.
"Good."
"Where is everyone?" Tsubaki asked.
"T-They went to the bridge to guard father." The woman replied.
"Hmm… I think we should go as well. What do you think, Jin?"
"You go, I forgot something." Naruto replied.
"Sure, I'll see you at the bridge." She said and ran off.
"Umm… sorry for asking, but what did you forget, Kisaragi-san?" Tsunami asked.
"My sleep." Naruto replied. "I haven't had any last night as you heard…" He added and turned to leave.
"Kisaragi-san?"
"Hmm?"
Tsunami bit her lower lip. "I… I don't know if it's polite for me to ask, but… can you do me a favor?"
Jin raised an eyebrow. "What kind of favor?"
The woman smiled kindly…
Back upstairs…
"Ah, yes! Harder!" Tsunami screamed as Naruto banged her pussy. "This is the best!"
Naruto gasped. "Holy shit! Never expected for such a polite lady like yourself to be such a lioness in bed! Hell, we're on our fourth round and you still haven't stopped!"
She grinned evilly at him. "Father didn't know, but I worked at brothel for a few weeks in my youth. There I learned how to do everything… and I mean everything!"
Naruto returned the grin. "Prove it!"
Instantly she pushed him off herself, then crouched and inserted his dick into herself.
"Mmm…" Tsunami moaned in pleasure. Then she leaned closer and placed her tongue into his mouth.
'Damn she's good!' He thought. 'Maybe I can persuade her to give Tsubaki a few pointers?'
Naruto and Tsunami fought for dominance over his mouth with their tongues, but Naruto lost very quickly.
"Hmhmhm… Very well, now I'll make your sperm run dry!" She stated, moving up and down on top of him.
Naruto's eyes widened at her speed and technique. 'Holy fuck! She might very well do just that! I mean I did Tsubaki almost the whole night… and one time in the morning… If it continues like this…!'
Tsunami grinned evilly. "You're feeling it again, right?" She asked teasingly. Then she removed one of her hands from his chest and moved it lower… "I'll make you touch the heaven!" The woman stated, massaging his balls.
At this, Naruto's body twitched violently. He roughly grabbed Tsunami's butt and pulled her onto him.
"Shit, I'm cumming!" The genin shouted.
Tsunami leaned closer and licked his cheek. "Cum for me, baby!"
"Aaaaah!" Naruto shouted again, eyes in the back of his head, muscles strained.
"Mmm…" The woman moaned in pleasure, feeling how her lover emptied himself in her once more.
"Huff… Huff… Never felt better." Naruto stated, panting hard.
Tsunami whipped some of his cum, which flowed out of her pussy, and licked it clean.
"Young boy's semen taste so good!" She said. "I want to taste it more…"
Naruto's eyes widened. "Wait a second!" He exclaimed, noticing that he was in fact still inside of her. "Didn't you get enough?"
To her credit, Tsunami managed to grin even more evilly than Orochimaru.
"Uh-uh!" She shook her head. "After all, I haven't had actual sex in two years… due to your efforts by the way! So you'd better take responsibility!"
"Oh shit!"
"I'm not stopping!" Tsunami stated, moving again.
"Wait, I just came…!" Naruto pleaded, but it was in vain.
Tsunami was moving up and down on top of him with her eyes closed and a happy smile on her face.
'Shit, she's serious… Well fuck it!' Naruto thought, grabbing her ass once again and starting to thrust against her.
"Ah yes!" Tsunami yelled. "Just like that! Fuck me! Make me your bitch! MAKE ME CUM!"
'Damn, she's amazing!' Naruto thought, barely keeping up with her. 'Way ahead of Tayuya and Tsubaki's league! Still way out of hers though…'
"Yes! Yes! YES!" She screamed.
Naruto smirked and placed one finger in her mouth.
"Mmm!" Tsunami moaned, sucking on it hungrily.
"You enjoy it this much?" He asked slyly.
"Mmm-hmm!" She nodded her head.
"Well then… I guess I just have to make you feel real good then." Naruto said, sticking another hand's finger in her ass.
"Mymh!" Tsunami moaned in ecstasy. "Wait! If you'll do that… I'll cum!"
Naruto stuck his finger even deeper. "This is exactly what I'm trying to make you do." He stated.
Woman's eyes started to roll into the back of her head.
"Oh God! I… I can't hold on much longer!" She screamed.
Naruto gritted his teeth. "It's shameful for me to say it, but… I can't either!"
"Ah, yes! Release your hot sperm in me!"
"I thought you wanted to taste it…" Naruto said, raising an eyebrow.
"Fuck it!" Tsunami replied. "I want it inside! All of it!"
"Damn!" He grunted. 'I can't stand when girls talk like that…'
"Give it to me! Give me your cum!"
"Fuuuuuuuuuck!" Naruto exclaimed, finally losing it and shooting yet another load in her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Tsunami's back arched as she finally experienced the best orgasm yet.
"Phew…" She fell on top of him, panting. "That was the best fuck I've ever had in my entire life!"
Naruto snorted. "I'm happy for you. Now can you do me a favor?"
"Anything, Jin-kun!"
"Get the fuck out of my room and let me finally have some well-deserved sleep…"
Twenty minutes later…
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"No! Inari, run away!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"Let's kill the kid."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"No, if you'll kill him, I'll bit my tongue off and kill myself!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"You're lucky, kid."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"No, I won't run anymore!"
"Zzzz… Grrrrrr! Someone's gonna fucking DIE right now!"
Outside…
"Let go of my mom!" Inari shouted and ran towards the bandits. "HAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Stupid boy, nothing will save you now!" One of the bandits stated.
"Yeah, we'll kill…"
"Hishouken!"
Inari stopped dead in his tracks when two bandits fell down dead, struck by blades of ice in their chests.
"Wha…"
"You moron!" Naruto walked up from behind. "What the hell was that about?"
Tears appeared in Inari's eyes. "I… I just wanted to be a hero…"
"Well tough luck! Because the only thing you would've become is a piece of meat!" Naruto stated, cutting Tsunami's binders down with his sword. "There is a difference between heroism and idiocy."
"Thank you, Kisaragi-san." Tsunami bowed.
Jin waved at her. "Don't mention it… But I guess that means others are under attack as well. I think I'll go check on them."
At the bridge…
"S-Sasuke…?" Tsubaki looked in disbelief at her teammate. "Why…? Why did you do that? Why did you save me?"
The Uchiha smirked. "I don't know…" He replied, falling down limply.
Tsubaki crawled towards him. "B-But what about your dream?"
He smiled. "It's not as important as your life…" He stated. "Please… don't die…" And with that his head fell backwards.
"Is this the first time you see your comrade die?" Haku asked from one of her mirrors. "He was a true shinobi…"
"Shut up!" Tsubaki interrupted with tears falling down her face freely. "I will never forgive you!" She screamed and a pillar of red chakra erupted from her body.
Not too far away…
"Oppa! That's not good." Naruto stated, running at full speed. "I won't make it in time like this…" He sighed. "I guess I have to use it after all…" The blonde put one hand in his pocket and withdrew… a three pronged kunai…
At the bridge…
'What is this sinister chakra?' Haku asked herself. 'I never felt such fear before! Who is she?'
Suddenly…
PUFF.
A smoke bomb exploded under Tsubaki's feet. Her eyelids closed almost immediately and she let unconsciousness took her.
"What?" Haku asked.
CLANG.
A kunai stuck near the place red haired girl has fallen… and a flash of yellow followed.
"Whew! Looks like I made it in time after all!" Naruto stated, picking his kunai up.
"Rattlesnake!" Haku exclaimed. "B-But that was Hiraishin no jutsu! Which means… oh my god!"
Jin's eyes narrowed. "Then you must understand why I can't let you live."
"I do…" The girl replied. "You however made a big mistake by willingly entering into my ultimate technique."
He looked around unimpressed. "Oh, you mean these mirrors of yours?"
"Yes."
"Not very impressive… But I see you turned dear Sasuke into a pincushion! I guess that's a little impressive after all." Naruto paused. "Nah, I'm shitting you! He's just a dumb loser!"
Haku glared. "He certainly wasn't looking like that."
Naruto snorted. "Appearances can be deceiving."
"Maybe… Then I guess I just have to show you how impressive my ultimate technique really is." Haku took out senbons. "Any last words?"
Naruto grinned from ear to ear. "Yep! Mangekyo Sharingan!"
"Shit!"
The world turned black and red…
Tsukiyomi world…
"Welcome to my reality of Tsukiyomi, Haku-chan!" Naruto's image appeared. "Now you see, in this world I control time, space and even mass of objects. The only thing I can't control even here is my big mouth because I for the love of god can't understand why I am explaining to you how this technique works!"
Haku tried to cause herself pain, but it didn't help. She closed her eyes.
"This is only a genjutsu… genjutsu can't kill…" The girl muttered.
"Oh, how wrong you are!" Naruto exclaimed. "For you see, it does matter what type of genjutsu it is!"
"You lie! Genjutsu can only mess with your senses!" She shouted.
"Oh really?" He raised an eyebrow. "Then what if I mess with your sense of pain? Or maybe I should just let you feel ungodly pleasure until you die? What better way to go than this?"
Haku didn't respond; she just glared down at him from her 'tied to a giant cross' position.
"Oh, scary!" Naruto said. "Well, fuck that. I know exactly what to show you! So for the next twenty four hours you will see your dear Zabuza getting killed right in front of you."
Haku's eyes widened. "No! Anything but that!"
"Oh, and by the way… You'll feel his pain as well!" Jin added. "So, on that note…"
Suddenly Zabuza appeared.
Then another Naruto appeared.
"You have failed again!" Second Naruto stated and drew his katana.
SLASH.
"Gah!" Zabuza gasped in pain and fell to his knees.
"Aaaaah!" Haku screamed. 'Damn… he didn't lie about pain…'
"You liked it?" First Naruto asked. "There are only twenty three hours, fifty nine minutes and fifty nine seconds left!"
'O-One second?'
Naruto smirked. "Yep! Enjoy the wonders of my sick imagination! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Back in the real world…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Haku screamed, falling down from her mirror.
Naruto walked closer…
"Please…" She pleaded, grabbing his leg. "Spare his life…"
Naruto's eyes narrowed.
"You are weak…"
"No." He said. Then he quickly unsheathed his blade and stabbed Haku through the chest with it.
Instantly ice covered girl's entire body.
"Frozen Requiem." Naruto stated, withdrawing his sword, and Haku's body disappeared. No, it didn't even crumbled in pieces; it just turned into dust and flew away with the wind.
"I can't get swayed by emotions." He said, walking away from crumbling ice mirrors. "I am an avenger…"
With Kakashi, Anko and Zabuza…
"You have no future Zabuza…" Kakashi stated, holding his signature jutsu Raikiri in his hand.
"Grr…" Demon of the mist growled as he was held down by several dogs.
"Stop that, dammit!" Anko interrupted. "You're talking for ten minutes straight, just kill him already!"
"You said I was going to die before, yet I survived." Zabuza replied, ignoring Anko completely.
Kakashi's eyes narrowed… "You…"
"Hishouken!"
"Gah!" Nuke-nin gasped when his chest was pierced with an ice blade from behind. "K-Kisaragi… you bastard…!" Were last words of one of the seven swordsmen of the mist.
"Thank god!" Anko exclaimed happily as the mist cleared.
"Yeah well, I hate drama." Naruto walked closer with sheathed Yukianesa still in his left hand.
Kakashi canceled Raikiri. "That was not your fight to end, Kisaragi."
"Yet I did." Naruto stated simply.
Masked jounin decided not to reply at that. "Where are Sasuke, Tsubaki and that other shinobi?" He asked instead.
Jin shrugged. "I don't know about shinobi, but Sasuke and Tsubaki are over there." He pointed over his shoulder.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screeched and ran over to where her two teammates were lying. "No, it can't be!"
Kakashi ran over as well.
"So, are they dead?" Anko asked, when Kakashi was out of hearing radius.
"Nah." Naruto waved at her. "Just got knocked out. How was the fight?"
"Booooooooooring!" Anko replied and Jin smirked. "Two morons just played hide and seek the entire time…"
"And what were you doing?"
"Eating dango."
"And?"
"Nope, that's it."
"Hard to believe…" Naruto stated. "What about Sakura?"
"What about her?"
"What she was doing?"
"Except being useless?"
"Yeah."
"Well she… screeched."
Naruto nodded. "Now that's totally believable…"
"What? What happened?" They heard Tsubaki ask when she woke up.
"Oh, look! The princess is up!" Anko exclaimed. "Now she just has to kiss her prince charming… wait a second, it's the other way around!"
Naruto chuckled. "You know, I'm glad we ended up as a team. I mean if it was Kakashi, I would've killed him in his sleep by now."
"Oh, you naughty boy!" Anko said. "I like it!"
Suddenly…
"Hello, Gato." Naruto greeted, without even turning around.
"Noticed me already, eh Rattlesnake?" Businessman asked with a smirk.
"You know me." Naruto shrugged.
"Yeah, I do… And I see you wasted that fool Zabuza and his little bitch. Great work. Told them you'll do just that."
Naruto smirked back. "Thanks."
"So that's Gato?" Anko asked.
"Yep."
"Not very impressive."
"I'm hurt, young lady!" Gato mocked. "Now my dreams are broken… and I hoped so much for a place in your heart!"
Anko grinned evilly. "What heart?"
"Hahaha! I like her, Rattlesnake!"
"Yeah, I do too…"
"You do?" The kunoichi asked in disbelief. "Yay! Let's go have sex!"
Naruto's eyes widened. 'Not her too!'
"So, Jin-kun… what's it gonna be?" Gato asked.
Jin shrugged. "Suit yourself. Do you want to die?"
Businessman shook his head. "I'd rather not."
"Exactly." Naruto said. "You are one sly cunning traitorous son of a bitch… just like me. And that's why I really don't wish to kill you."
Gato frowned a little. "Is there no way I can persuade you to abandon this mission?"
"I guess not."
"Too bad…" Small man stated. "Well then… pack your things, boys. We're leaving."
Thugs' eyes widened. "But Gato-sama!" One of them started. "He's just one guy! We'll…"
"Die by his hand like insects!" Gato finished for him. "I'm giving orders here! Pack your things; we're leaving this country… not much to take here anyway…"
Naruto smiled. "Glad you saw the reason."
Gato nodded. "Yeah. I don't know why you're doing this, but I hope we'll work together again when you'll find what you're looking for. Good luck, Rattlesnake." He said and left.
"Yeah, you too…" Naruto muttered.
"Nice guy." Anko commented. "Can't see why people hate him…"
Back at Tazuna's…
"You let Gato escape?" Inari screamed in anger. "He was there! You should've killed him!"
Naruto glared at the small boy. "You know… I already regret saving your life. Should've let you die…"
"How can you say that?" Tsubaki asked. "Gato is a monster, and…"
"And he has my respect." Naruto stated to everyone's shock… well, everyone except Anko.
"What are you saying!" Sakura shouted. "He condemned this country, and…"
"And I would do the same if I were in his shoes." Jin replied. "And you would too."
"No! I would never…"
"Yes you would!" He said. "Because you see only black. Do you know that Gato is actually a loyal husband and a devoted father? That those things that he did were to give his family a life he thinks they deserve?"
Silence.
"I thought so."
"But you can't live happily because of other people's suffering!" Tsubaki stated.
"Stop it." Surprisingly it came from Kakashi. "It's just the way the world works. Some people are happy, and others are not… and probably never will be no matter what you do." He said in so serious matter that even Anko was listening. "Anyway, your bridge is finished, Tazuna-san. Our mission is over."
The old man nodded. "Yes, and besides… Despite him still being alive, Gato is finally out of here! We can probably have some peace."
Kakashi nodded. "It was a pleasure to help… but now I guess we must depart."
Tazuna nodded back. "Yes, I dare holding you down no longer."
"Alright team, move out." They all got out of the table and started to leave.
But then…
"Kisaragi-san?" Tsunami called.
"Yes?"
"Can I have a quick word with you?"
"Sure." He turned to his teammates. "I'll catch up to you, don't wait for me."
"I won't take much of your time." The woman said. "I just wanted to thank you one more time for saving my, Inari's and probably all of our lives. And please forgive my son. He just hoped so much to see Gato dead after you killed his two guardians back then."
Naruto nodded in understanding. "I see… But you should tell him to stop relying on others. If he wants to see something done, he should do it himself."
Tsunami bowed. "I will. Thank you again, and know that you are always welcome in our home and our town."
Jin waved and left. 'Welcome, huh… first place ever I'm welcome at. Except for Kiri of course, but there ain't no way I'm going there. Sigh, I guess this mission wasn't so useless after all…'
...
And that concludes the fucking Wave arc! I hope you enjoyed it.
So fuck like hell and sleep well.
Darthemius.