Darthemius: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naruto: WHAT? What happened?
Darthemius: THE EXAMS! THEY'RE OVER! Now I can finally get myself drunk as shit!
Naruto: OH HELL YEAH! I was beginning to worry that your fucking exams will never end! Let's drink our asses off and…
? (Appearing out of nowhere): Hey, guys!
Naruto and Darthemius: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Alucard: Am I really that scary?
Naruto and Darthemius: YES!
Alucard: Ahehe… Then I guess I'm sorry.
Darthemius (Shaking his head): Look, pal, I don't mind you coming over, just use the door.
Alucard (Pointing at the door): This one?
Darthemius: No, that's a toilet! And if you don't want me to shit myself to death, you won't appear there… ever!
Alucard: Oh, okay.
Naruto: By the way, what are you here for, buddy?
Alucard: Oh yeah! (Turning to Darthemius with pleading look) Hey, man! You have to let me into EHD2! Please, I'll do anything! I…"
Darthemius: Relax, man. You were in by default.
Alucard: Okay, I'll do… What?
Naruto: He said you're in.
Alucard: Hell yeah!
Voice from behind the door: Umm… Master Alucard? Is this the place?
Naruto: Who's that?
Darthemius (With wide eyes): You still haven't ditched that crazy chick?
Alucard (With sad look): How in the hell can I ditch her if I made her my servant? (turning to Darthemius) Because of you by the way!
Darthemius: Oh, so now it's my fault? Well why won't you go and fuck…
Isabella: Master, this cola crate is very heavy! Can I place it down?
Darthemius: Eh?
Naruto: Did I hear that right?
Alucard: Oh yeah, I sent her to buy some cola in order to celebrate if I get a role.
Darthemius: You got it! Naruto, fetch the crate!
Naruto (Rushing to the door): You got it!
Darthemius: But be careful! This chick is…
Isabella: Oh, you're so cute! Are you a vampire?
Naruto: Umm… no?
Isabella: Doesn't matter.
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Darth! HELP!
Darthemius (Flinching): No fucking way…
Alucard (Flinching as well): Well, at least he's immortal…
Naruto: Please kill me! AAAH! NOOO!
Isabella: CUTIE!
Darthemius and Alucard: Ouch…
Darthemius: Can't you get her out of here?
Alucard: Not while she's in her 'cute' mode. But I can get out of here myself. See ya!
Darthemius: Motherfucker… (Sighing) Okay, while Naruto gets violated, I'm gonna end this AN. First of all onto my Harry Potter vote… Actually I never expected for so many people to vote, but well, I guess you like my writing.
Oh, and if you don't like Harry Potter… The vote is… I don't remember how many, but it was surely more than fifty to… two. So if you don't want me writing it I suggest you hurry your messages.
Now I'll ask some questions about the story. Do you people mind:
Harry Potter drinking cola. (If you say you do, then you're dead)
Harry Potter doing WWE moves. (Since Naruto already branded RKO and Stunner, I'm thinking about Sweet Chin Music)
Harry Potter having sex at early age. (I don't even know why the hell am I asking this)
Harry Potter having a talking sword. (I know it's not anime, but the world is insane inough for the main character to have it)
Tell me if you don't like any of these.
Okay, enough about that shit. Let's talk about this current story. People, I would really appreciate if you would please stop asking me about "When is Naruto going to reveal himself?" or "When will Naruto confront his parents?" Seriously, people. It's like asking Kishimoto "When will Naruto become Hokage?" or "When will he finally fuck Sakura?" What will be the point of reading if I simply tell you that?
Other than that, thank you and… Oh, by the way! Did you hear that "Way of the Rattlesnake" was actually 'deflowered' several weeks ago? And when I said 'deflowered' I actually meant that some guy actually trashed it. Yep, first negative review! To tell the truth, I didn't really understand what that guy was saying, only that he thinks it's stupid. Actually, guys, I felt stupid when I got trashed by a Pokemon fan.
Actually I know why he did that! If any of you guys read EHD, do you remember the "Naruto versus Team Rocket" omake?
That's why.
Okay, enough of my ramblings! Here is the fucking chapter!
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Chapter ten: A change of heart.
"Shin-ne!" – talks.
'Nah.' – thoughts.
...
Konoha training grounds…
"I have a reason. Now…" Naruto extended his hand. "Yes, or no?"
Hinata took his hand reluctantly. "Y-Yes…"
The blonde grinned from ear to ear. "Excellent."
"What the hell are you doing, Hinata?" Kiba was at girl's side in a second. "Why are you shaking hands with him?" He shouted, pointing at Naruto.
Said blond chuckled. "Why so angry, dog boy? It's just a handshake; we were not having sex…"
"WHAT!" Inuzuka screamed.
Hinata only blushed crimson at the word sex…
"What's going on, Kisaragi?" Kurenai asked, walking closer.
"I told you to call me Jin. And your mouthy student has imagination problems…"
"What, I…!" Kiba glared at Naruto. "What did you say to her?"
Jin shrugged. "I just offered some help…"
"She has people to help her." Kurenai stated.
"Your help won't do a shit here." Naruto replied. "She's almost a lost cause. If she stays as she is for any longer… well, I won't envy her then."
Kurenai shut up.
"She is fine as she is!" Kiba screamed.
"K-Kiba-kun…" Hinata stuttered.
Inuzuka turned to her. "You won't go anywhere with him, Hinata! I won't allow it!"
Naruto's eyes narrowed at this. "Alright. This will be your first lesson, Hinata." He pointed at Kiba. "Tell this idiot to fuck off."
The girl paled. "I…"
"Do you want to change?"
"Y-Yes…"
"Do you want to be strong?"
"Y-Yes…"
"Do you want to make your father proud?"
"Y-Yes…"
"Do you want my help for all that?"
"…Y-Yes…"
"Then fucking do as I say!" Naruto shouted. "Who does this moron thinks he is, ordering you around? This is not how the heiress of the strongest Konoha clan should act! Put that fool in his place!"
Hinata started to shake…
"Shut up!" Kiba screamed. "Don't listen to him, Hinata! He will…"
"Help you achieve your goal!" Naruto interrupted. "Nothing must stand in your way! Especially someone like him!"
Hinata continued to shake…
"No, don't do this Hinata! You are a nice person; it will destroy your heart! You are better than this, don't let him to…"
"To do what?" Naruto interrupted again. "You have failed to realize that she is a ninja! There are no nice ninja in this world! Hesitation means death, and she will face hers if she stays like this! What would your father say if this happens?"
Hinata stopped to shake…
"He will say that I am a useless mistake, unworthy of being a Hyuga."
Kurenai's eyes widened and Naruto grinned.
"No, Hinata! Don't do this, you…"
"Kiba…" She raised her head and gave him a cold stare. "Know your place, and never order me again."
"Hahahahaha!" Jin laughed. "Yes, that's the way!"
"What are you planning on doing with her, Jin?" Kurenai asked.
"Nothing terrible." Naruto waved his hand. "A little attitude adjustment. Come with me, Hinata."
"Hai." The girl followed him obediently.
"Kurenai-sensei!" Kiba shouted when they were gone. "Why did you allow this? He will…"
"Kiba." Shino suddenly spoke. Oh, he was there, but during the entire dialogue he never raised his voice. Now though…
"What, Shino?"
"Jin is right. Hinata do needs to change. And we can do nothing to help her."
"What are you saying? She…"
"He's right, Kiba…" Kurenai muttered. "As much as I hate to admit it, but we won't be able to help her change. Become stronger? Probably. Change? No. Kisaragi might be her only chance…"
Konoha downtown…
"W-What are we going to do, Jin-kun?" Hinata asked.
"First, we'll go shopping, then…" He glanced at her. "No, wait a second. First of all, stop covering yourself all the time. Stand straight."
Hinata shivered.
"Tch." Naruto walked behind her. "Head's up, shoulders wide, back straight. That's the way."
Hinata tried to move her arms back again, but…
"You keep your hands right where they are!" Jin shouted. "If I see you covering again, I will cut your arms off! Understand?"
She nodded reluctantly.
"Good. Now…" He took her jacket and tore it open. "Give me that jacket."
"W-Why?"
"Do as I say."
She did.
Naruto took the jacket and threw it away into a garbage can. "You won't need this anymore."
"B-But…"
"Shut up and come here." Jin said, walking into a clothes store.
"Why are we here, Jin-kun?"
"We are here to remodel your wardrobe."
"What's wrong about it?"
Naruto slapped his forehead. "You are a girl. You need to look like a girl. Then again, you are a kunoichi. One of the main attributes of a kunoichi is her sex appeal. You won't seduce anyone in that outfit."
Hinata blushed. "S-Seduce?"
Jin sighed. "Okay, lesson number two. Stop fucking stuttering! Learn how to speak clearly! You will be a clan head someday, act like it!"
"But I…"
"Do you remember how your father speaks?"
"Yes."
"Try to copy him." Naruto turned to clothes stands. "Okay, you will need this, this and this. Go, try it on." He gave clothes to Hinata.
"Okay." She nodded and went to the dressing room.
Five minutes later…
"Umm… are you sure I should wear this, Jin-kun?"
'At least she didn't stutter…' He thought. "Yes, show me."
"Alright." She moved the curtain and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
'Hmm… Not bad actually!'
Now out of Hinata's previous outfit… actually, nothing remained. Her usual shirt got replaced by a very thin top, which showed a good part of her belly. Pants were gone whatsoever. Instead there was a black leather skirt… a very short skirt. No, you didn't get me; it was a very, very short skirt! And at last her sandals got replaced with a black female version.
"Very nice." Naruto commented. "And don't even think to cover."
"Hai."
"Okay, it's getting dark. I actually don't give a shit, but your father does. So we will continue tomorrow. Meet me next morning at 12:00 at the training grounds."
"Hai."
"And if your father asks anything about your new outfit, say it is your first step to change. And add that you will make him proud… just don't stutter."
"Alright." Hinata nodded and ran off.
Jin sighed. "Okay, easiest part done…"
"I have to say…" Sudden familiar voice spoke. "I'm a little intrigued by what you are doing."
Naruto smirked. "You should know better than to try and sneak on me…"
Temari smirked back. "You think so?"
"I know so."
"By the way, what were you doing with that Hyuga girl?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "What's the matter, jealous?"
Temary blushed in embarrassment. "O-Of course not! I just got intrigued, that's all."
"Oh, that so… Well, I have to disappoint you here. This is a part of my plan, which you must know nothing about… or I will have to kill you."
Temari sighed. "Alright, I got it. Let's go to your place then…"
Naruto raised second eyebrow. "What the hell? Didn't you get enough last night?"
"Nope!" She smiled cheerfully.
"And what about your brother?"
Temari shrugged. "He's not my type…"
Jin rolled his eyes. "That's not what I… sigh… fine, let's go…"
Hokage's office…
"Hokage-sama!" Really worried Genma entered the office. "Hokage-sama, we have an emergency!"
Minato's eyes narrowed. "What kind of emergency?"
"Danzou! He was killed!"
Yondaime raised an eyebrow. "Eh?"
"We found out that he still did not disband his ROOT squad and sent our man there to infiltrate." Genma explained. "He found only a bunch of corpses…"
Minato's eyes narrowed even more. "So he disobeyed my orders again. I told him to end all his ROOT activity…"
"I don't think it matters anymore, Hokage-sama. He's dead anyway." Jounin said.
"How he died?"
"He was burned alive."
Minato couldn't help but smirk. 'Fitting.'
"One more thing though…" Genma comtinued. "The elders. Homura-san and Koharu-san… they disappeared…"
"What do you mean disappeared?"
"Just like it sounds! They simply vanished from the face of the earth! Only thing though… we found their traces leading to ROOT headquarters…"
Minato's smirk widened. 'Then probably those old fools got themselves killed along with Danzou… This day just keeps getting better and better!' The Hokage thought.
"What are you going to do, Hokage-sama?"
"Huh? About what?"
"About the one who did this!" Genma shouted.
Yondaime shrugged. "Do you know who did this?"
"Uh… no…"
"Well me neither. And as long as it stays that way, we can do absolutely nothing. You are dismissed, Genma."
"Hai!" Jounin bowed and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
'Hmm…' Yondaime thought when Genma left. 'Someone wasted Danzou along with the elders… I'll buy him a drink if I ever see him. Those fools were a thorn in my side for a very long time. The only question is… who would need their death? No, wait a second! There are hundreds of such people… me included. But here's another question, who out of these hundreds is capable of infiltrating Danzou's base… secret base I mind you! Killing everyone inside, and leaving without anyone noticing… Quite a feat…'
Suddenly the door opened…
"Something bothering you?"
Minato's eyes lit up. "Kushina! A joy for my sore eyes!"
"Hmhmhm…" The woman chuckled. "How's your work?"
"Hellish!" Hokage replied. "I hate paperwork! I just need to kill something right now!"
"Easy, tiger. Nothing much to kill here…"
"Haha!" Minato laughed. "Not quite."
Kushina tilted her head. "What is that supposed to mean?"
Yondaime sighed. "It's Danzou. Apparently, he continued his little ROOT program despite my order to do otherwise…"
"Oh… and?"
"And someone took him out… along with his base, all his people and elders…"
"Wait a second! Elders? As in the elders?"
Minato grinned. "Yep! Sarutobi's old teammates… how could he put up with them?"
"Minato, but this is a disaster! We must find the killer and…"
"Calm down, Kushina." Minato raised his hands in defense. "That killer actually did me quite a favor… I was planning on doing it myself after all…"
Woman's eyes widened. "Minato, you…"
"Yes me. They were pushing it, Kushina. Who gave them the thought that they are someone important? I am the Hokage, the strongest shinobi of this village! My orders are absolute! No one has the right to usurp them!"
"B-But…"
"No buts, Kushina! They were told to leave like Sandaime-sama did, but they just couldn't give up the power."
Kushina frowned. "Yes, power is a dangerous thing…"
"Right. Come here, sweetheart…"
Next morning. Tsubaki's hospital room…
"Dad!" Tsubaki exclaimed happily.
"Hey there, princess? How are you doing?" Minato smiled.
"Oh, I've been great… unless you count some order. Do you remember it?"
Hokage paled. "What order? I don't remember any order…"
"The order you gave to this guy outside! You told him not to let Jin inside!" His daughter shouted.
Yondaime sighed. "Look dear, this guy is dangerous. I didn't want to say this, but you should stay away from him…"
"What?"
"It's for your own good…"
"I know what's good for me, thank you very much!" Tsubaki yelled.
Minato's look hardened. "Tsubaki, I am your father. And I don't want to see my daughter around someone like Jin Kisaragi. He was named criminal by many countries including ours and rightfully so. Stay away from him."
Tsubaki glared. "As you wish, Hokage-sama."
Minato's heart ached. She never called him that.
"A-Alright… now we should discuss your training for the finals."
Tsubaki looked in the window emotionlessly. "Fine, what will Kakashi teach me?"
"Nothing." Minato said. "I will be training you myself."
The girl glanced at him. "I'd rather train with Kakashi."
Hokage sighed. "He will be training Sasuke…"
Tsubaki scowled. "Are you done?"
"I… I guess."
"Then you should leave. I need rest." With that Tsubaki lay down and turned away from her father.
Minato stood up and frowned. 'She will understand…'
Konoha training grounds…
"Uwaaaahh…" Naruto yawned. "Sorry I'm late."
"It's nothing." Hinata replied. "So, what are we going to do?"
"Okay, look here." The blond began. "You are going to impress your father… along with the entire village actually…"
"How?" The girl wondered.
"By fighting the Uchiha… and beating him."
Hinata frowned. "Sorry, Jin-kun, but I don't think I will be able to defeat Sasuke…"
"Nah." Jin shook his head. "Not defeat, you are going to beat him… but later about that. With my help you will do this. But we'll start with basics first. Tell me now, what will you expect from a Hyuga?"
"Umm…" Hinata paused. "Juuken?"
"Yes." Naruto nodded. "Your precious gentle fist style. Now question number two… What you will not expect from a Hyuga?"
Hinata's eyebrows rose. "Umm… well maybe… I don't know."
Naruto sighed. "Anything else than juuken. But we will work later on that as well. First we'll do the necessary." He summoned Yukianesa. "Now I will attack you with my sword, and you will try to dodge."
Girl's eyes widened. "Are you kidding?"
"Fubuki!" Naruto quickly drew his sword…
…And Hinata back flipped just in time to avoid being killed.
"Are you trying to kill me?"
"Yup! You're going to participate in a death match after all." Naruto stated. "Now dodge!"
"Kyah!"
Unknown area…
"So Kabuto is dead…" Orochimaru muttered.
"Hai, Orochimaru-sama." Akado Yoroi stated. "He was killed in a fight against Namikaze Tsubaki…"
The sannin sighed. "No he wasn't… Rattlesnake killed him."
Yoroi's eyes widened. "Rattlesnake? But how? They said only two people were at the arena except for proctor."
"Genjutsu, you moron." Orochimaru replied.
"Oh, I understand now. Umm… will there be any change to our plans?"
Orochimaru paused for a moment. "No, proceed as planned."
"But Orochimaru-sama! If Rattlesnake…"
"Rattlesnake won't interfere with our plans. I know what his main goal is, and it has nothing to do with Konoha." The sannin interrupted. "I'm still mad at him, but he's not really on my mind right now. Sasuke-kun is what important…"
Later that evening. Tsubaki's hospital room…
'Idiot.' Tsubaki thought to herself. 'Jin will never hurt me…'
"Hey there, gorgeous!" Sudden voice brought her out of her trance.
"Jin!" She exclaimed happily. "How did you get here? Father ordered not to let you inside!"
The blond shrugged. "I have my ways. So, how have you been?"
Tsubaki grinned. "Terrible, no one to cuddle to…"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk…" Naruto shook his head. "We can't have that, can't we?" He leaned closer.
"I guess not…" The girl whispered just as their lips touched. 'Mmm… I've been waiting for this!'
"So…" Naruto suddenly broke the contact and started to trail kisses down her neck. "Anything new?"
"Mmm…" Tsubaki maoned. "Ah! Nothing… ah! Except that I will be training with father for the finals."
"Really?" Jin removed Tsubaki's shirt and started to work on her breasts. "And what about Kakashi?"
"Ah, yes!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Yes what?"
"Yes, don't stop!"
"Oh…" Naruto continued to trail kisses down her belly. "So, Kakashi?"
"Ah!" Tsubaki moaned. "He will be training Sasuke…"
"Not very good sensei he is…" Jin said, taking off her panties and placing her legs on his shoulders. "Looks like you've been treated poorly, so now it's time for your special treatment!" He added and dug in…
"Ah!" The red head screamed in pleasure, wrapping her legs around Naruto's head. "Please, doctor Kisaragi! I really need treatment right there!"
Naruto grinned. "No worries, Namikaze-sama, I'm a professional!"
"Oh my god!" Tsubaki shouted. "Yes, more! Ah, doctor, my chest really hurts!"
"Mmm… We can't have that!" The blond replied, beginning to massage Tsubaki's breasts with both his hands.
Girl's body began to twitch. "Ah, doctor! My body's going numb! I'm going to…"
"Hmm? What's the matter?"
"Jin, I'm cumming!" Tsubaki screamed in orgasm, clutching onto Naruto's head with both her arms.
Naruto felt himself extremely hard in some places…
"So, how do you like my special treatment, Namikaze-sama?"
Tsubaki grinned. "Huff… Huff… you weren't lying, doctor, you are a professional."
"Indeed… But it looks like I need some special treatment too…" Naruto pointed down at you-know-what.
Tsubaki licked her lips. "I'll do my best, doctor!"
But suddenly…
"Right this way, Uchiha-sama…" They heard voices outside.
"Thank you." Sasuke replied.
"Fuck!" Naruto cursed. 'Nowhere to hide and I can't use Hiraishin in front of her!'
"Quick, under the bed!" Tsubaki suggested.
"Damn, looks like there is no other way…" Jin muttered, getting under Tsubaki's bed.
"Tsubaki?" Sasuke asked, walking inside.
"Oh, Sasuke…!" The girl spoke. "How nice to see you!"
Uchiha tilted his head. "You look flushed. Is everything alright?"
Tsubaki's eyebrows rose. 'How should I explain that I'm flushed because just a minute ago I had Jin's tongue between my legs…?' "Uh… yeah, everything's alright…"
"Anyway, I just wanted to check on you… you know, to see if you're alright…"
"Well, I'm alright as you can see. Now don't you have training with Kakashi?"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "How do you know?"
"Father told me."
"Oh…" Uchiha frowned slightly. "So we both made it to the finals, huh…"
Tsubaki shrugged. "Seems that way."
"So, umm… what's your strategy?"
"I haven't decided yet. What's yours?"
Sasuke snorted. "Against Hinata? There's no way I can lose to her!"
Naruto grinned under the bed. 'Oh, you have no idea!'
"Careful, Sasuke." Tsubaki warned. "You should never underestimate your opponent."
Sasuke smirked. "Hah! If I lose to Hinata, then I will publically kiss Kisaragi!"
Tsubaki's eyes widened and Naruto coughed under the bed.
Sasuke shot up. "Who's there?"
"What? Where?" Tsubaki asked innocently.
"Under your bed! There's someone there!" Sasuke went to check.
"No, wait…!"
"Nothing…" Uchiha muttered.
Tsubaki's eyebrows rose. "What do you mean nothing? Oh wait, of course no one is there! Now come on, go get training. You don't want to kiss Jin, are you?"
Sasuke scowled and left.
Tsubaki looked under her bed. 'How did he…?'
Naruto's apartment…
"Thank god for Hiraishin no jutsu! Excellent, now I know what to do…"
Next morning. Training grounds…
"Good morning, Jin-kun." Hinata bowed.
"Yeah, yeah." Naruto waved his hand. "Now look here. I learned that Uchiha will be trained by Kakashi. Then we can expect high speed, extreme taijutsu and some ninjutsu. Also, if I'm right, than he's a moron… And he is a moron, which means I'm right… So with that being said, I think he will teach Sasuke his signature jutsu."
"What signature jutsu?" Hinata wondered.
"It's called Raikiri." Jin explained. "It's an A-rank assassination technique. And if odds will start to turn against him, he will not hesitate to use it on you."
Hyuga gulped.
"Don't worry, I got this." The blonde stated. "This jutsu also have a pretty good downside and I will teach you how to use it. But later. Now…" He summoned his sword. "Let's continue!"
"Kyah!"
Timeskip…
"Okay, I think it's enough for today." Naruto said, dismissing his weapon.
"Huff… huff…" Hinata slowly stood up. "But I can still…"
"No, you can't. Go and get some rest. We will continue tomorrow."
"H-Hai." Hinata nodded. "Thank you for your time, Jin-kun."
"Nah, don't worry about it. Nothing much for me to do anyway…"
Konoha hot springs…
"I feel somewhat sore… maybe I should jump in?" Naruto asked himself. "Sounds like a good idea, I haven't relaxed in a while…"
Suddenly…
"Hehehehehe…"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Wha…?"
"Hehehehehe…"
"Where is… oh, shit…" Now he had two news: a good one and a bad one. A good one is that he had found the source of that noise. And a bad one… is that he had found the source of that noise.
'Dammit, one more man I was dying to see…' Naruto thought, observing the back of an old man with long grey hair. 'Still…' He walked closer and sat beside him.
"Anything interesting?" The blond asked.
"You bet!" The old man replied. "Look there!"
Naruto looked into a small hole. "Kurenai, huh… not bad actually. Although her usual dress leaves little to the imagination, I still like her more without it."
The old man grinned. "Finally! Someone who shares my vision of the world!" He said, turned to unknown speaker… and his grin fell. "YOU!"
"Who, me?" Naruto asked innocently.
"Yes, you!" The old man stood up. "You think I don't know you, Jin Kisaragi? What are you doing here?"
Naruto raised his hands apologetically. "No need to get hostile, Jiraya-san. Look here!" Jin pointed at his belt.
"What?" Jiraya shouted. "What was that brat thinking, letting someone like you into his ranks?"
Naruto pouted. "Why are you so negative?"
Toad hermit glared. "What are you playing at, Kisaragi?"
Jin shrugged. "Playing? I don't know what you're talking about… I'm a good genin of Konohagakure now!"
Jiraya smirked. "A genin, huh? Pretty low rank for someone, who killed Yondaime Mizukage."
Naruto grinned evilly. "Ah, yes, I forgot you've heard about that… A shame. I was trying to hold it in secret for as long as possible…"
"And why is that? Don't you want to brag about your achievements?" Jiraya asked in disbelief.
"Not really. Do I look like Uchiha to you?"
Jiraya's look hardened. "Why are you here, Kisaragi?"
Jin shrugged again. "Is it so hard to believe that I'm only a guy, who grew tired of being a freelancer?"
"YES!" Jiraya shouted. "I heard you enjoy suicide missions! Why would you suddenly turn from an A-rank bounty hunter to a good little genin, hm?"
"Safety." Naruto replied. "The thing you forgot to mention is that I lived in constant fear that no one covered my back."
The sannin frowned. "Maybe…"
"You used to travel alone, Jiraya. You know what it's like…"
"Yeah, I do."
"And I will also appreciate if you will keep the 'Mizukage killing' fact in secret."
Jiraya's eyes narrowed. "You know I can't do that."
Jin rolled his eyes. "What good will it do? Only that they will write my name in history book, nothing more. Besides, I'm trying to change here, and you're going to ruin all that…"
"Tch, fine, Kisaragi. But if I ever hear that you have betrayed Konoha…"
"Then you can tell all you want to anyone you want."
"Very well."
"Oh, by the way… I suggest you turn around…" Naruto replied.
"Why?" Jiraya turned around…
SMACK.
…Only to receive a crushing kick in the balls.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!" Jiraya screamed, holding his crouch.
"Were you looking?" Kurenai asked dangerously.
"What, of course not, Kurenai-san!" Naruto smiled innocently. "Besides…" He walked closer. "If I was to admire your body, I would say so… and I do. Good day, Kurenai-san." The blonde said and turned to walk away.
'Thank god I noticed him first! If I didn't, he would've surely revealed my little 'Mizukage' secret to anyone… Maybe along with some else…' Jin grinned. 'Yep, being son of a bitch is good!'
Timeskip. Day of the finals. Konoha training grounds…
"So, are you ready?" Naruto asked.
"Hai." Hinata nodded her head.
"Good. Let's go then." The blonde started to walk. "Remember, you don't even have to win this match…"
"I remember." Hinata stated.
"Very well."
"Can I ask you something, Jin-kun?"
"Go ahead."
Hinata paused. "You helped me in this month and I thank you for that. But what about you? Why weren't you training? You have a match with Gaara and he is strong…"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed hard. "Gaara strong? He doesn't even know the meaning of this word. No offense, but he's just like Hyugas in that aspect."
Hinata tilted her head to the side. "In what aspect?"
Jin sighed. "Hyuga thinks that if they possess the best taijutsu style in the world, then they don't need to know everything else. Gaara is the same. He uses his sand and never even counts a chance that it won't work. That's why he's weak; a good shinobi is prepared for everything."
"I see…" Hinata nodded again. "Thank you for your explanation."
"Don't mention it…"
Konoha stadium…
"Where the hell is he?" Tsubaki fumed. "The finals are about to start! If he's gonna miss it, I'll kick his sorry ass!"
"Mendokuse… Relax, will you…" Shikamaru replied. "I don't think he will miss it…"
"Yeah I guess you're right, Shikamaru." Tsubaki said. "Say, did you learn anything in this month, or your laziness won again?" She said sarcastically.
"Tch, whatever…" Lazy genin muttered. "By the way, here he is…" He pointed behind his back.
Tsubaki turned her head. Indeed, Jin was walking towards her, alongside… 'Holy shit! Is this Hinata?'
"Hello, Tsubaki-chan!" Naruto greeted happily. "How was your training?"
Hokage's daughter hit his shoulder in response.
"Ouch! What was that for?"
"For making me worry, dammit!" Tsubaki stated. "Where the hell have you been?"
Jin shrugged. "Well, here and there…"
"Good day, Tsubaki-san." Hinata spoke and nodded her head.
"Oh my god, is that you, Hinata?" Tsubaki asked, observing Hinata's almost non-existent clothes.
"Indeed." Hyuga replied. "This is me."
"What caused this?"
Hinata smirked. "Let's just say, someone opened my eyes."
Naruto looked around. "I don't see Uchiha…"
Tsubaki snorted. "Maybe it's because he's not here yet?"
Naruto grinned. "Yeah, there is a slight possibility of this… So, what have you been learning all this month?"
"Nope, not telling!" The girl smiled beamingly. "Though I hope you will be eliminated before you face me. I really don't want to beat your ass and humiliate you in front of the entire village…"
Jin raised an eyebrow. "Quite a proclamation! I hope you will be able to back it up with your actions."
"Oh, I will be! You don't have to worry about that!"
Suddenly…
"Hey, stop talking." The only jounin in the arena exclaimed. "Greet the public; you are stars of this show…"
...
And that is it.
Next time, the final matches! Will Hinata beat Sasuke? What new skills Tsubaki has. Will Naruto finally gets to drink cola? And who in the blue hell is Dolph Ziggler?
Fuck like hell and sleep well.
Darthemius.