Chapter 17: The Diva-Off, And The Secret's Out!
"Whoa! Hey What do you want Kurt?! You know you didn't have to be that forceful with grabbing me" Sam said confused. "Stay away from him Sam, Blaine is too good for you. You will never have him." Kurt declared as if staking a claim on Blaine. "Okay wait a minute Kurt, I am pretty sure you guys broke up like a while ago. Blaine has had a crush on me ever since the beginning of this school year, and he and I are together already so back off." Sam told Kurt. "Are you challenging me Evans?!" Kurt said to Sam shocked. "Maybe I am Kurt!" Sam replied back hotly. "If Hummel knows what is best for him, he will leave just well enough alone." "Fine, then I guess there is only one way to settle this." Kurt stated. "Oh really? Well bring it Kurt!" Sam said with an edge of competiveness in his voice. "Yes Sam, I challenge you to a Diva-Off! Winner gets to be with Blaine, and the loser walks away with nothing." Kurt said smirking. "Fine, you choose the location and time, and Blaine gets to choose the song." Sam said calmly. "Fine then, right now out in the middle of the crowd with everyone in that gym watching us or rather, watch YOU lose to a guy who is much more fashionable and is already going to be the winner." "Fine."
"Hold on you two, you still need me to choose the song for you." Blaine said to the both of them. "Blaine when did you get here?" Sam asked. "Oh I just got here a few seconds ago. I think that seen as Kurt seems to be such a smooth criminal you should do the Michel Jackson song; "Smooth Criminal." "Very well Blaine but be prepared to come back to me." Kurt said.
A few minutes later Blaine came back into the gym. "So guys it appears as though we have a little surprise for you. Can I have the two cellos for this piece? Great thanks. Now let's listen to a piece a friend of mine decided to do for today. Please give it up for Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans!" Blaine said over the microphone. Kurt and Sam both came through the doors of the hallway into the gym and walked up on to the stage and Sam was the first to speak. "Hey guys so this a piece me and Kurt wanted to do and Blaine is going to determine who he thinks is better. Alright 1, 2, 1, 2, 3!" He shouted and with that the song began.
(Smooth Criminal Glee Cast Version)
(Performed by Sam Evans and Kurt Hummel)
{Sam}
Uh, as he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo, uh!
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom
Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
Are you OK, Annie?
{Kurt}
Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
Are you OK, Annie?
{Sam}
Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
Are you OK, Annie?
{Kurt}
Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Kurt and Sam}
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK ({Sam} uh!)
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet ({Sam} uh!)
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
{Sam}
Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
Are you OK Annie?
{Kurt}
Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
Are you OK Annie?
{Sam}
Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Kurt and Sam}
Are you OK Annie?
{Sam}
You've been hit by
{Kurt}
You've been hit by
{Kurt and Sam}
A Smooth Criminal
{Sam}
So they came into the outway
It was Sunday - What a black day, uh!
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - Intimidations
Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
Are you OK Annie?
{Kurt}
Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
Are you OK Annie?
{Sam}
Annie are you OK?
{Kurt}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
Are you OK Annie?
{Kurt}
Annie are you OK?
{Sam}
So, Annie are you OK?
{Sam and Kurt}
Annie are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
Annie are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
{Sam}
You've been hit by
{Kurt}
You've been struck by
{Kurt and Sam}
A Smooth Criminal
{Kurt (Sam)}
I don't know!
(Annie are you OK, Will you tell us, that you're OK)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the window)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
I don't know!
(He came into your apartment)
I don't know!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
(Annie are you OK?)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(Will you tell us, that you're OK)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(There's a sign in the window)
Dang, gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came into your apartment)
Dang, gone it!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet, uh!)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
{Sam}
You've been hit by
{Kurt and Sam}
You've been struck by
A Smooth Criminal
The audience waited for the verdict in earnest, while Kurt kept telling himself that he won. "I have determined that Sam is the winner." Blaine announced. People were cheering and handing money to other because of bets they made, and were talking. "Well of course you would choose Sam and not me!" Kurt yelled. "I MEAN YOU CAN'T BETRAY YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN YOU?!" Kurt shrieked.
There was utter silence in the gym as hundreds of eyes turned to look at Kurt, then Blaine, and then finally Sam. Sam was so scared right now that he looked like he was a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. It was only five seconds, but for Sam it felt like forever. But then Sam was running so quickly out of the gym like he was trying to run as fast as the flash. That all that could be heard was Sam crying at what had just happened. Blaine immediately ran after Sam. "Sam, SAM WAIT!" Blaine yelled after Sam. "When I get finished talking Sam down and get finished comforting my Sammy, Santana is soo going to hear about this and then Kurt, if he is smart. Will be gone by the time Mercedes, Quinn, Rachel, Santana, me, and Sam get together. Cuz' Kurt is goanna have livid Divas and Cheerios all over his ass." Blaine thought to himself. Blaine eventually found Sam in the guys bathroom in one of the stalls crying his heart out. "That does it." Blaine said to himself, he got out his cell phone and dialed Santana's number. "Hello Santana, you need to get over to the men's restroom now. I don't care that it is the guy's restroom just get over here now." Immediately Blaine heard a knock at the door and opened it for Santana to come in. This had better be good Blaine. I was just about-." She stopped talking when she saw her Trouty crying his heart out. "Blaine. Explain. Now." She said. Blaine sat her down and started from the point of him knowing Kurt arrived at the dance and proceeded to tell her everything.
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