Yoruichi ruined my little party I was having with Omaeda and was currently dragging me home. I didn't appreciate it very much. She was acting as if I were her child. I was no one's child, certainly not hers, and I should be able to do whatever I wanted. Just because I was new to the world doesn't mean I need someone to babysit me. But here I am now being tugged along like a child, this is going to change fast!

We arrived at my place fairly quickly. It was dark but still early in the evening. I was seriously tired though because I was so stoned. We walked in and I immediately went into my room. I stripped off my shirt and fell into bed. Everything was happy and fuzzy. I smiled and rubbed my face into the pillow. Yoruichi came and sat down on the bed next to me and started to massage my naked back.

"How was your first day? Are you feeling alright?" She asked.

I looked up at her, I was still high. "Hey why is your skin so dark? Are you one of those things called Negros?"

She glared at me. "No I'm not black. And don't call people Negros that's an extremely racist thing to say."

I pushed her over and climbed on top of her straddling her hips. I started pulling her cheeks and playing with her face.

"Are you sure? You look black to me. Why is your hair that color? Are into phsycadelics? Have you seen Madea goes to jail? Do you like soul food? Are you a Tyler Perry fan? Are you Madea?"

She grabbed my wrists and took my hands away from her face right after I stuck one of my fingers up her nose. She was currently a deep shade of red.

"No! No! No! To all of your stupid questions!"

I ignored her and leaned in dangerously close until our noses were touching.

"I think you're lying. I think you ARE Madea. So how was jail sister?"

Yoruichi frowned and opened her mouth as if she were going to retort something. But instead she did something I didn't, no, couldn't understand. She closed her eyes and leaned into me brushing her lips against mine. I pulled back a second, or maybe two after our lips touched.

"What the hell are you doing Madea? I think you need to go back to jail!" I said rubbing my mouth.

Yoruichi threw me off of her and I fell back landing on the pillows and blankets. She wasted no time and swiftly got up from the bed. Her face was beet red and she looked furious.

"You know your- you-you-ju-you-just-God you're so stupid sometimes!" She yelled.

She left the room in a huff and slammed the door behind her.

Yoruichi marched to Soi Fon's spare room where she would be staying. She was annoyed but extremely turned on. She closed her door and started to get ready for bed. Why had Soi Fon gotten on top of her like that? So close, and she didn't even have a shirt on. But the bigger question was why had Yoruichi tried to kiss her so soon. She knew now that she was reading Soi Fon's actions all wrong. Soi Fon wasn't flirting she was just being a high idiot. Yoruichi got into bed and sighed. She just needed more time.

I stared at the door Yoruichi had slammed. What a weirdo. What was she so mad about suddenly? And what was it she tried to do when we were on the bed? No fucking clue I guess. My high was wearing off and I wasn't so tired anymore. In fact I actually wanted some booze, like now! I got up from the bed and picked up my shirt. I shrugged it on not bothering to button it. I went to the window and opened it. The cool air washed over me, it was a full moon. I smiled the night was mine!

I walked the streets of the Seireitei looking for a good time. I got lucky when I came across a bar called Rich's when I entered it was crowded and the music was pumping. I was going to just drink at the bar by myself when I spotted one of my new friends. Ikkaku was sitting at a crowded table full of other soul reapers. I decided I should go over and be friendly.

"What's up asshole!"

Ikkaku turned his head to look at me. His face immediately lit up.

"What's up Soi? I'm so glad you're here! Sit down with us please!"

Ikkaku introduced me to a few of the guys one was my own lieutenant and the other lieutenant was named Renji. We started ordering lots of alcohol. I had to catch up since I arrived late so I kept a whole rum bottle to myself. We were having a good time playing dice telling stories and getting drunk.

After two hours I was pretty faded, but I was still drinking.

"I think we should take it up a level." Renji said with a wink.

"What do you mean?" I asked swaying a little.

"Just watch." Renji whistled to a couple girls across the bar who looked like total prostitutes.

Renji held up a wad of cash in the air and waved it at them. The girls smiled and made their way over to us. The one that looked like the leader spoke to Renji first.

"How may we help you boys tonight?" She said sweetly with a wink.

Renji smiled back and slipped the wad of cash into her thong that was showing above her skirt. "My friends and I were looking for a little entertainment from you and your girlfriends tonight."

"We can definitely provide that for you sweetie." She then pushed Renji's head back aggressively and straddled him.

The other girls took this as a sign to proceed. A girl with tan skin and long black hair walked up to me.

"Hi my name is Destiny." She smiled and took a seat on my lap.

Ugh of course her name is Destiny. She was awfully aggressive to. She didn't even ask to sit down. She took advantage of the fact that my shirt was open. She pushed my collar back over my shoulders and ran her hands all over my chest and stomach.

I closed my eyes and leaned back, I was going to enjoy this. I was surprised when I felt her press her soft lips against mine. I blushed. This kind of felt like earlier when I was with Yoruichi. Was this the kind of stuff Yoruichi wanted to do to me? I couldn't think about it in depth, I was really drunk and the girl sucking on my neck was distracting me.

I came out of my trance when Destiny tugged me by my collar. "I want to show you something." She whispered on my lips.

"What's that?" I slurred.

She got up from my lap and tugged my hand. "Come with me."

"What about my friends?"

"They're occupied honey."

I looked around and it was true. Each of them had a girl on their lap and they seemed lost in their own worlds.

I looked back at Destiny. "Ok I'll go."

She took my hand and led me out a back exit into an alley. The cold air hit my hot body creating a sting.

"So what do you-."

She cut me off by slamming me against the dirty wall, biting and sucking on my neck. I let a slight moan escape my lips.

"I don't usually do this for free." She whispered harshly moving to my lips as she aggressively tore my shirt.

"But, you're just so…." She sucked on my lower lip.

Then she let go. "….So sexy."

She put her hands on my shoulders and shoved my to the ground. I was so drunk I had no control over what was happening. That's when I noticed she was undoing my belt. I was completely under her power.

She started to tug on my zipper. "Wha-what what are you doing?" I gasped.

She looked me in the eye and smiled at me mischievously. "I'm going to make you feel good."

I said nothing more. I just leaned back and gasped for air.

I was standing now, buckling my belt. Destiny was looking at herself in a compact mirror and putting lipstick on. She pulled out a little card put her lips to it, and then she slipped it into my bra strap.

"Just in case you need me again." She blew me a kiss and then she walked out of the alley.

I took the card and looked at it. In case I need her again? Whet just happened anyway? Did I even want that to happen? It's not like she asked me if she could, but it's not like I said no either. I feel kind of guilty. Would this make Yoruichi upset? Maybe I shouldn't tell her.

I put the card back in my wallet and walked back into the bar. I looked for my table and I found my friends. All the girls were gone and they had noticed I had gone somewhere.

"Where the hell did you go Soi Fon?" Ikkaku asked.

"I bet you got a little trick for a treat in the alley didn't you?" Renji said slyly.

I laughed a little. "Yeah something like that."

"Lucky bitch!" Omaeda laughed.

We all laughed and ordered some drinks to go.

We were walking the streets drinking, laughing and yelling when we came up to Old Man Yamamoto's house.

"Look what I have!" Renji pulled out a can of spray paint and tossed it over to me.

"You do it." He giggled.

I took the can and started to spray large letters on the side of the wall. After I was done you could clearly read the words "Cum in your mouth" written on the side of the building.

Omaeda took out something and started to blow it up. It was a blow up doll.

"Ok I dare one of you to sneak this one into bed with Yamamoto."

"That'll be me." Ikkaku said pointing to himself.

We all put rags over our faces and snuck up to the entrance. Ikkaku took the doll and went inside as quietly as possible and we all waited as he disappeared. It had only beed five minutes when Ikkaku came running out with a blast of fire following him.

We all tried to run but got caught in the blast getting burnt in the process. We ran away into the night yelling and screaming.

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