I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands
Out the cookie jar
Can't keep my hands
My hands, my, my hands
My hands out the cookie jar
I was sleeping on something hard, and my arms were hanging over it. This definitely wasn't my bed. It wasn't comfortable at all. I felt stiff. I shifted a little and I instantly felt pain all over, especially in my head. I was close to being awake. That's when the faded memories started coming back from last night. I had drank way too much. I was hanging out with the guys. Then we vandalized Yamamoto's house and he almost killed us. I hope to God he didn't see my face, I was wearing a rag after all so hopefully not. And then there was that prostitute. What was her name? Something really cliché. I think it was Destiny? That's right! She gave me her card. Then the memory of what we did hit me and I instantly felt the guilt wash over. I shouldn't have done that. It was wrong. What if Yoruichi found out?
"What the hell are you doing on the coffee table?"
I turned and looked over my shoulder. Yoruichi was staring at me with her hands on her hips.
"Umm well I don't know, I guess I was sleeping here." I mumbled
"Why would you sleep on a table?"
"Well when I got home I guess I just passed out here."
"You went out last night?" She looked mad.
I grounded myself. "Yes I did, and that's none of your concern." I said with authority in my voice.
She walked over and flipped me over so that my back was on the table and started to examine me.
"Where did all these burn holes in your shirt come from?" She asked putting her finger through a hole.
"Nowhere." I gulped.
Then Yoruichi's eyes went wide and she pointed to my lower stomach.
"What the fuck is that?" She yelled.
I looked down at myself. "Shit!"
"I-It's nothing." I pleaded.
"Liar! You have lipstick marks on your crotch and hickeys all over your neck!"
"That's not what they are, I can explain!"
"Did you have sex last night?" She pointed an accusing finger at me.
"Well you see Renji got these prostitutes but it wasn't my fault-."
"You had sex with prostitute? You are disgusting Soi Fon!" She hit me over the head with a magazine.
"Ow!" SMACK! "It wasn't…" SMACK, SMACK! "My fault!" SMACK!
"I can't believe you would do such a thing like that, did you even think about me?"
Why would I think about her? I looked up at her and even though she was yelling I could see tears starting to pour from her golden eyes. Why would she cry over something like this? It's not like we're together.
"Why does it matter? You ARE NOT my girlfriend!"
She immediately stopped. She looked entirely speechless. She opened her mouth like she was going to say something, but instead she let out a sob. Then the tears started to pour. She covered her face with her arm ashamed to look at me. What did I say? I tried to reach for her and tell her I was sorry put she shoved me away and ran out the front door.
I sat on the coffee table dumbfounded. What did I do?
You see I've got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and
I'm still a cookie whore
You can hide them, I'mma find them
On the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my
Face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth that'll
Never come loose
And the truth of the matter is….
I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans
Want you to be my one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands
Out the cookie Jar
Yoruichi ran out of the house and into the streets of the Seireitei covering her face so that no one would see her tears. She wandered a little until she settled down into a corner and let the tears flow. She pulled her knees up to her chest and buried her face to hide her crying. She stayed there for a little while crying to herself until a single redhead came along and caught her attention.
Renji was walking around when he came across Yoruichi who was whimpering in a corner. He approached her casting his shadow over her.
"Aww hey what's wrong kitty?" He tried to nudge her with one of his fingers but she hissed at him.
"Ok angry kitty."
Yoruichi sniffled. "What do you want?"
"I came to see what's bothering you. You look pretty pathetic crying in a corner like that. I thought "The Flash Master" is supposed to be a little tougher than that."
Yoruichi wiped her tears. "Yeah you're probably right."
"So what IS bothering you?" Renji asked.
She looked at her hands. "Soi Fon had sex with a prostitute last night."
Renji made a face. "You're seriously upset because she had sex with someone?"
"Yeah I guess I am."
"Yoruichi, you can't just get all strung up because Soi Fon had sex with someone. You guys weren't together before she lost her memories, so she's free to have relations with whomever she pleases and you're not allowed to get made about that."
"Yeah but we weren't not together either, and I still have really strong feelings for her so it still hurts ok?"
"Well if it helps, I was there. That girl completely took advantage of Soi Fon. She was way to drunk and had no idea what was going on. So don't blame her, blame the hooker."
Yoruichi drew in a deep breath. "Yeah I guess I can do that."
"Alright you should probably go back now Soi Fon will be wondering where you went."
Yoruichi got up and composed herself. "Ok I'll see you later."
I was trying my best to cook something called an omelet when I heard the front door open. I assumed it was Yoruichi because I didn't know of anyone else who would just walk straight into my house.
I was trying to flip the damn thing when I felt two arms snake around my waist, pulling me close. It was Yoruichi. She put her face in my neck nuzzling it.
"Mmm Hey." She whispered
My entire body went rigid. I felt incredibly nervous when she touched me like this, though I had no idea why.
I loosened myself from her hold and turned around holding out a plate.
"This is for you."
She smiled looking at me fondly. "You made me breakfast?"
I was getting annoyed with her playing cute.
"Yes I did Pussy Face, now are you going to eat it or not?"
She smiled and took the plate from me. "Thanks Bee."
Why the hell was she always calling me that stupid pet name? I hated it.
I grumbled grabbing my own plate I moved to the table with Yoruichi.
"I seriously need to eat, I drank too much, have been burned and penetrated." I said sitting down.
"Yeah you sure did have a rough night." Yoruichi said back.
Weird she didn't seem upset anymore, oh well.
"Soi Fon I was thinking it would be good for you to see your mom today!" Yoruichi said.
"My mom?" I asked.
"Yes, surely you must have thought that you have family."
"Actually no I haven't thought about that yet." I admitted.
"Well I already arranged it and we're having lunch with her today." Yoruichi smiled.
"Ok what's she like?"
Yoruichi stuttered a little. "Well uh umm err you- you'll just see for yourself!"
"OK!"
We ate our food and I silently wondered what my mother was like.
Ok so I'm writing this chapter and the next back to back feel free to review or follow or whatever you like. And PS If you have nothing constructive to say don't say it :)