We finished our breakfast in silence. I let Yoruichi clean because that obviously wasn't my sort of deal. I busied myself looking at family photo albums. My father had apparently died many years ago. It's not like it bothered me though, I couldn't remember him anyways. It seemed like everyone in my family looked the same. Dark black hair, and stormy grey eyes. My mother looked shorter than be, if that was even possible. She had a short bowl cut and wore red lipstick. In most of the pictures she was wearing flowery moo moos. Was that all she wore?
"Alright I think it's time to go!"
Yoruichi stood in my doorway smiling. I got up from my bed and closed the photo album. I grabbed a black jacket and put it on.
"Ok let's go." I said zipping up my jacket slightly.
We walked the streets of the Seireitei and then out of the Eastern gate and into the Rukon District. We walked through the crowded streets until we came across a small house that had "Fon" marked clearly by the door. I didn't know what to expect so I lit up a cigarette and waited for Yoruichi to do something.
"Alright this is it!" She smiled at me and then knocked on the door three times.
The door cracked slightly and I could see a little eye looking at us through the crack. The door shut and the opened again fully. Then something came at me fast hitting me over the head. It was my mom beating me over the head with a newspaper.
"Ow-Mom…-Hey-Stop it-Ow!"
"Soi Fon why you smoke the cigarette Soi Fon?"
She proceeded to take the cigarette out of my mouth and burn me on the neck with it. I howled in pain.
"Ow Ma why'd you do that?"
"Soi Fon yo fatha rest in peace so ashame of you."
"Dad can't be ashamed of me he isn't alive anymore."
"Daddy Fon upstair lookin down on you Soi Fon, you so bad. You said you come ova to spen time wit me den you neva come."
"I'm sorry Mom something happened and I lost all of my memories, I must have forgotten."
She hit me again. "Dat's cuz you do da drug Soi Fon! I know you tricky dicky you do da drug!
"No mom I didn't do the drug."
"An- An den you drinka the whisky an you show da boobie to da men. You such a slut Soi Fon! Yo fatha roll in da grave!
"Well isn't that great? It's so nice to see you again Ms. Fon!"
My mother turned her attention to Yoruichi. "Oh yes so lovely to see you Yoruichi, you look so pretty. So glad you came with scum bag."
I glared at her. Who was she calling scum bag? I happened to be a very successful Captain!
"So where would you like to eat Ms. Fon?" Yoruichi asked.
My mother put a finger up to her chin. "Hmmm Ms. Fon want burga!"
"That's a great idea, there's a place nearby we should walk there!" Yoruichi exclaimed.
My mother got her purse and put on some ridiculous looking sunglasses. Before we left she gave me a dirty look.
"Ok we go. Button your shirt you look like cheap hooka."
I sighed a buttoned up my shirt. Who knew my mother was a crazy woman?
We walked a few steets down the Rukon District until we came to a small burger shack. I was going to go order but my mother insisted, which I didn't think was such a good idea because her English was very spotty.
"Hello?"
"Yes hello may I take your order?"
"Hey don't yell at me you know, you need to take a chill pill you know. Alright I want burga."
"Ok which burger ma'am?"
"Yeah burga, hamburga."
"Yeah which one? We got the burger deluxe, the double patty melt, the big jack and the mini-slider."
"Yeah ok I want five."
"Five what?"
"Hamburga!"
"Ma'am please tell me which burger."
"Yeah ok five burga and a nugget."
"Chicken nuggets?"
"Nugget! Come on you need to know menu betta!"
"I don't understand your order!
I looked at Yoruichi. "This is a disaster! I hate being Asian, please just kill me now!"
"Oh come on she's not that bad." Yoruichi reasoned.
"Not that bad? She can't even speak English!"
"Well I guess she could use a few lessons." Yoruichi sighed.
"Ok I tell you one mo time I tell you eva-ting. I wanna five burger, choco milk, and nugget kay? Now you no pay attention!"
"I am paying attention but you-!"
"Ok, ok I come trough now."
She walked forward to the pick up window.
"Ok hey lady you got the deluxe, you got the double patty, you got the mini-sliders, which burger do you want?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm trying to take your order!"
"Ok now you no need to yell at me Mr. Jackass in box! Ok I already tell my orda to bozo in dere."
"That bozo was me!"
"Oh hi bozo!"
"Lady what is your problem?
"I tell you ok my problem is I give my orda to you but I can't understand you, you know."
"Mother of God woman just tell me what kind of burger you want!"
"Ok I tell you the Hamburger."
"Yes?"
"And it looka like da burga?"
"They all look like burgers! Which one? Which one?"
"Not one, five."
"Five of what kind?"
"Hamburger."
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Hey lookie here's a deluxe, hey lookie a double patty, hey lookie a mini slider. You know what? It's been great working with ya blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"
"It work every time free burger for Ms. Fon!"
My mother picked up our free burgers and we sat down to eat.
"Mom you really shouldn't harass people like that to get free stuff." I said
"Ms. Fon harass no one, it business!"
I sighed and took another bite of my burger.
"Thank you for dinner , it was very nice of you to treat us." Yoruichi thanked her.
"Of course Yoruichi, I have not seen you in so long. Soi Fon don't bring you around no more."
"Well I assure you I will be around!"
"Soi Fon why you hide Yoruichi from Ms. Fon?"
"Huh? Well I don't know I guess we just don't hang out that much anymore."
"I see alternative lifestyle, she the cat and you the transgender."
"I am not a transgender Mom!"
"Yeah but your hair so short like the boy and the boobie so small."
I looked down grumbling.
"So what you been doing Soi Fon?" My mother questioned.
"Getting drunk and having sex!" I blurted out.
Yoruichi looked stunned.
My mother took her glasses off and glared at me. "You gonna go to China Hell Soi Fon!"
"Oh really and what does China Hell look like?"
"White rice is black and Hello Kitty is monsta, and she eat your soul!"
Yoruichi started waving her hands. "Oh hey, yeah it's been really fun Ms. Fon but Soi and I have to go now!"
My mother looked back at Yoruichi. "Oh of course Yoruichi, so nice to see you!
My mom looked back at me. "Carry on gay girl."
Then she left. I looked at Yoruichi.
"My mother loves you more than me!"
"That's not true she just has a special way of loving you."
"Right I really feel the love when she calls me a slut."
Yoruichi stood up and held out her hand. "Come on there's somewhere I want to show you."
I looked up at her hesitating. Then I lightly put my hand in her palm. Her fingers closed over my hand and she pulled me to my feet.
"Let's go."
Then we were off running at high speeds. She was pretty much pulling me because I was not as fast as she was. When we stopped we were in some sort of clearing surrounded by blooming Sakura trees. This place seemed familiar to me but I couldn't put a finger on it. Yoruichi pulled me to sit on the ground, not letting go of my hand.
"This is our place." She said not looking at me. She gazed at the falling blossoms.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
She gazed down at me with her deep golden eyes. "Back when I first met you, you were only a teenager. We used to come here a lot together. This is where I promised you that we'd always be together."
"Well it looks like it worked." I said. "Here we are still together."
"Yeah, but I broke that promise." She let go of my hand and looked down, her bangs covering her face.
"How so?" I asked.
"I left you alone for over 100 years and I didn't come back until recently." She still refused to look at me.
"Why did you leave?"
"It's really complicated and messed up."
"Oh that sounds tough."
"You hated me. The first time I came back you tried to kill me."
"I did?"
Yoruichi laughed a little. "I guess I deserved it though. What I did was horrible. It was hands down the biggest mistake I have ever made. I know I don't deserve to be forgiven, but I just I just hope that maybe you won't hate me-
"Shhh." I had crawled up to her and pressed my fingers against her lips. She looked up at me in confusion.
"I was trying to apologize."
"I know. It's ok I don't hate you. And I think you're blaming yourself way too much. You're here now. You came back and that should be all that matters. So cut yourself some slack ok?"
She smiled and threw her arms over me, pulling me onto her lap. She held me close cradling me in her arms. That nervousness returned and I felt my whole body get hot. She ran a delicate hand through my hair and stopped to caress my right cheek. I squirmed a little, it made me go crazy when she touched me like this. She leaned down and kissed me lightly on the forehead. I turned bright crimson.
"God I missed you so much Soi Fon." She whispered against my skin.
Her words were soothing and I relaxed a little in her hold. I tucked my head underneath her chin and lay my head against her chest, breathing in her scent.
"If I was really that angry I must have missed you a lot."
"You must have." She mumbled
I sighed deeply and grabbed Yoruichi's jacket snuggling myself deeply into her embrace. She rocked me back and forth whispering sweet songs into my ear. It wasn't long before I slowly started to drift to sleep.
I wish this moment would never end.
So keep reading because I promise you more fluff ahead! :)
