I opened my eyes and looked up at the white ceiling. I was slightly confused. The last thing I remembered was dozing off in Yoruichi's arms while we were in the Sakura grove. I took a minute to remember her strong arms wrapped tightly around me. Her slow steady breath on my skin. The way she carefully ran her hand through my hair. Her soft voice in my ear. I have to admit I was a little disappointed I didn't wake up the same way I fell asleep. I heard loud knocking at the door, so I rolled out of bed to go check it out.

I opened my door and saw Yoruichi opening the front door and talking to someone. The person must be shorter than Yoruichi because I could hear them but I wasn't able to see them. I walked over to see who is was and I recognized the small white haired boy as the midget I ran into on my first day.

"HI YOU MUST BE SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER RIGHT?" I asked in a very loud voice.

The boy looked confused. Maybe he wasn't Santa's friend. Maybe he was someone else's pet elf.

"Good morning Soi Fon, he's small not deaf." Yoruichi said nudging me in the ribs.

The little man held out his hand. "Toshiro Hitsugaya."

I shook his hand lightly. "Wow"

"Anyway as I was saying I'm going to the world of the living to meet an informant and I thought it might be nice if you came and brought Soi Fon along to visit Ichigo and so that Soi Fon could experience the real world for the first time." Toshiro offered.

"That's so nice of you to invite us, we'd love to go! We'll stay at Kisuke's yes?" Yoruichi suggested.

"I was thinking the same thing. I'll see you at the Senkaimon in two hours." Toshiro dismissed himself and left us.

Yoruichi closed the door and looked at me. "Get dressed we have an exciting day today!"

She ruffled my hair and then gave me a light kiss on the cheek. I blushed slightly and went to my room to dress.

In two hours we were dressed and waiting for Toshiro at the gate.

Toshiro was right on time and we left promptly. We arrived in Kisuke's shop a minute later everyone sat down in the living room to eat and watch T.V. Yoruichi and Kisuke went into another room to have tea together. That left me in the room with Jinta, Ururu, and Toshiro. Toshiro had a bag with him and he seemed to be searching through its contents. I didn't want my time here to totally blow and I had a feeling I could break him.

"Psst Toshiro!"

He looked up. "What"

"How old are you?"

"Old enough."

"Hmm good, good."

"Tell me Toshiro have you ever been with a woman?"

Toshiro dropped his bag and his face went red.

"That is none of your business!" He snapped.

I slid over next to him on the couch and put my arm around his shoulders.

"Toshiro, Toshiro, I'm not trying to mock you or embarrass you. I'm only trying to help. I can see you're a man of passion and I want others to share that passion with you." I soothed.

"Well I-I guess I haven't actually been with a woman fully." Toshiro admitted looking down.

"Toshiro what if I told you I could get a woman to come down here (I placed my hand over his crotch) tonight?"

"You could do that for me?" He asked.

I winked at him. "Meet me a the suit shop on 30th street at 4."

"OK." He whispered.

I left my little conversation with Toshiro hanging and went to lunch with Yoruichi and a ginger kid named Ichigo. I immediately decided he was my new favorite person so I made sure he was going to meet me at the suite shop as well.

When we got back to Kisuke's I went upstairs to my room and locked the door. I opened my suitcase and transferred three packages into a small duffle bag. I checked myself in the mirror and ruffled my hair a little and put on some shades. I needed a plan to get past Yoruichi and I had the perfect idea.

I went downstairs and saw that Yoruichi was relaxing in cat form on a pillow. Duffle bag in hand I tried to creep past her.

"Where are you going Soi Fon?" Yoruichi asked in a deep voice.

I stopped and turned around. She left me no choice.

I walked over to her and picked her up.

"Soi Fon what are you-?"

"1..2…3 AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!"

I threw Yoruichi high into the air so she would hit the ceiling. She put out her legs and extended her claws, clinging upside down to the ceiling.

"Soi Fon get me down now!"

"Just let go." I smiled.

"No I'll fall! Get me down!"

"Dueces."

I ran out the door leaving her hanging. I walked out to the street with a crowbar and approached a black mid sized Honda. I looked around and then BAM I shattered the window. I opened the door and pulled out the wires. I stripped the rubber off the red and blue wires and then touched them together. The car started and I smiled.

I drove a while until I made it to the local China Town. I parked the car. And walked inside one of the Chinese strip clubs. I walked past the bar and poles and into the back.

When I got there I saw a tiny Asian man on a lush couch surrounded by all of his goons whom were carrying semi automatic weapons.

I threw my bag on the floor. "I think you might want this."

The tiny man laughed. " have everything, what do you have?"

"Look in the bag." I said.

One of the goons brought him my bag. He looked at my packages and laughed.

"Hahaha you want to sell 3 kilo coke? That's nothing"

"Look I just want compensation that's all."

"Sure thing twinkle tits I give you 20k."

"That's a little low don't you think?"

"Fine 20k and my Rolex watch."

I smiled. "Deal"

I got my compensation and I headed out, it was time for me to meet Ichigo and Toshiro.

I drove fast and I made it to the suit shop on time. Toshiro and Ichigo were waiting for me.

"What's up?" Ichigo asked.

I held out a card. "This is your fake ID."

"Sweet."

"What are we doing here?" Toshiro asked.

"Getting our gear on!" I answered.

We went in, got sized, and picked out suites.

"Soi Fon these are 1,200 $ suites." Ichigo stated.

I threw out some cash. "I got it covered!"

"I really like mine!" Toshiro exclaimed.

"Good, but first we gotta get you waxed." I said.

"Waxed?"

"Yes! If you're gonna get a girl you need to be soft and smooth, not weird and hairy."

"Does Ichigo wax?"

"I sure do." Ichigo lied.

"Ok let's get a wax." Toshiro affirmed.

We entered a Chinese wax salon. A small Asian woman greeted us.

"Wax?" She asked.

"Ball wax." Ichigo corrected.

"Oh ok. I do da butt?" She asked.

"Yes do the butt." I agreed.

Toshiro shook his head. "Wait what's going to happen to my butt?"

We walked into the waxing room and Toshiro stripped to his boxers.

"Come Toshiro take those off." Ichigo commanded.

"Not in front of you." Toshiro argued.

"Just show us your penis!" I demanded.

Toshiro complied and pulled down his boxers.

I rubbed my chin. "Not bad, it'll look bigger after the wax."

The waxer came in the room and we stepped out. Then we heard Toshiro scream.

"FUCK SHIT DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!"

"Do you suppose I should tell him I don't wax?" Ichigo asked.

"COCK SUCKING ASSHOLE!"

I smiled. "Nah."

"AAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhh MICHAEL SCOTT!"