Toshiro came out of the waxing room holding his crotch and looking very much in pain.
"My crotch and anus are bleeding!" He whined.
I patted him on the back. "We'll get you on some ice soon just hang in there."
Ichigo was trying to hold in his laughter.
"Why did you tell her to wax my asshole?" Toshiro asked.
"Well you never know what some girls are into you know?"
"No I don't know. What kinds of things?"
"Like tossing salad." I suggested.
"Having lunch?" Toshiro questioned.
"No, that's not what tossing salad means." I corrected.
"What does it mean?"
Ichigo started to laugh. "It's when someone eats your asshole."
"No! I do not want someone to try to tear off my asshole!" Toshiro exclaimed.
"Stupid eating asshole doesn't mean someone actually tries to munch on your corn hole it means this-."
Ichigo put his hands up and started to make licking motions and weird moves with his tongue.
"People do that to other people's assholes?" Toshiro asked.
"They sure do." I answered.
"Do you like getting your salad tossed Ichigo?" Toshiro inquired.
"I sure do!" Ichigo lied again.
"What other kinds of stuff do people do?"
"Well you could try a Brazilian Blaze."
"What's a Brazilian Blaze?"
"That one is when you light a girl's bush on fire and then you put it out with your cum."
"What's cum?"
"Ok let's go back to Kisuke's."
Ichigo spat out in laughter. "What's cum? Hahahahahahaha!"
We got back to Urahara's shop and we had Toshiro shove some ice in his pants. We all sat down in front of the T.V. passing time until night came.
Yoruichi came in the room while we were hanging out looking furious with her hands on her hips.
"Shaolin Fon!" She yelled my birth name.
The whole room went silent.
She glared at me. "I was hanging on that damn ceiling for 45 minutes! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Umm sorry you decided to be a cat instead of a dog?"
She walked up to me and smacked me over the head hard.
"Pull that again and I'll scratch you..hard!"
She turned on her heel and marched out of the room.
Ichigo looked at me. "Ooooo your girlfriend is going to scratch you, you guys like it rough?"
"Shut up! She's not my girlfriend. And it's 8 we should get ready."
Ichigo and Toshiro agreed and we went upstairs to change.
I had a black Hugo Boss suit, I wore a plain white dress shirt that I left open, exposing my chest. Ichigo and Toshiro both got Itailian suites. Ichigo wore and orange dress shirt and Toshiro wore black on black.
We were ready to go, but I knew getting past Yoruichi again was going to be a problem. So I had Ichigo help me by getting something.
We all walked downstairs looking our best. Yoruichi was lounging again in her cat form and of course she noticed us.
"Where in the hell are you all going?" Yoruichi demanded.
"You got it Ichigo?"
"Yup"
Ichigo held a small bucket of water.
I walked over to Yoruichi and picked her up by the scruff.
"Soi Fon put me down now!" She tried to scratch me but I had her by the back.
I walked over to the bucket and threw her in. She landed with a splash. I put a lid on it so she couldn't get out.
"Assholes let me out of here now. Dammit Soi Fon I'm going to scratch your face!"
I smiled. "Ok boys let's go!"
They smiled and followed me out to my stolen car.
It took us a little while but we finally made it to downtown Tokyo. We went into one of the biggest and most popular clubs called Muse.
We started off with cocktails and worked our way to shots and liquor on the rocks. We kept drinking until we were at the point that we were not going to be making good decisions.
Just when I was losing all my good sense two familiar people approached us at the bar.
"Well if it isn't Ichigo, and the captains of squad ten and two. What a treat."
It was Sosuke Aizen and Gin Ichimaru.
"What are you doing here?" I hiccupped.
"Same as you, having a good time." Aizen spoke.
"Girls! I want girls!" Toshiro yelled over the loud music
"Welll your in luck we have plenty of girls in our V.I.P. booth. Why don't you join us?" Ichimaru offered.
I had to think about something. Without alcohol in this equation, there would be a stand off. Myself, Toshiro, and Ichigo would fight Aizen and Ichimaru. Things would break and the people would scream and run away. But alcohol was in the equation so fuck it right?
"Sure we'll join you!" I slurred.
We walked up some stairs to a balcony that overlooked the entire club. The area had large couches with fluffy pillows and two private strippers.
We sat down with Ichimaru and Aizen and ordered drinks.
"I have a surprise for you all." Aizen pulled out a bag from his blazer.
He poured some of it's contents on the table as a stripper danced in front of us. Cocaine. He offered me a one hundred dollar bill. I rolled it up, bent over and did a line. I finished and handed the bill to Ichigo. Toshiro just stared at the girls.
"You now we had an assembly last week at school about not doing this kind of stuff." Ichigo said looking at the bill.
I gave him a disapproving look.
He rolled the bill. "Well fuck it."
He bent over and did a line.
After a couple of minutes we were all flying high. The music was pumping and we were sweating and dancing with some young hot girls. The whole thing was just a blurr, the faces the lights, the drinks. I think at one point Aizen put his face in my boobs and I swore I saw Toshiro having sex in the lounge.
We left after a while and headed back to Karakura taking Aizen and Ichimaru with us. We picked a few things up at the 7 eleven and snuck into the back yard at Urahara's shop.
We duck taped several trash bags to the ground and ran the hose to make it wet, then we poured baby oil on it to make it slippery. We stripped to our underwear and took turns sliding on the make shift slip n slide.
We were laughing drinking, and sliding for a while until the back porch light came on. We must have been very loud and woken some people up.
Yoruichi POV
I woke up suddenly when I heard loud laughter and yelling coming from the backyard. I looked at the clock and it read 4:26 AM. Who could be making such noise at this hour? I sighed and got out of bed. I put on my robe since I was only wearing panties and a tank top and decided to go and check it out. I walked downstairs and turned the back porch light on and then I opened the back door, I couldn't believe my eyes.
Toshiro was sliding on something and Ichigo was trying to slide on it to, but standing up. Toshiro slid into Ichigo and knocked him over making everyone howl in laughter. And was that Gin and Sosuke? What the hell was going on? Aizen was holding the hose making the weird thing wet. Ichimaru was standing aside with Soi sharing what looked like a rum bottle. None of them had any clothes on.
I cleared my throat. "What the hell is going on out here?"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me.
Gin was the first to speak. "Heyyyyy Yoruichi come have fun with us!"
"Come try this thing is so fun!" Soi Fon exclaimed.
I was speechless. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. A substitute soul reaper and two captains were playing juvenile games with public enemy 1 and 2.
Toshiro started screaming to himself. "I just had sex! A girl let me put my penis inside her! And she tossed my salad two times!"
"Shut up Toshiro you came after 90 seconds!" Ichigo yelled.
Aizen started to sing. "What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?"
Soi Fon sang back at him. "Do they dream of mauling zebras or Hale Barry in a cat woman suit."
They next thing I know they were all singing.
Now don't you worry your pretty striped tiger head
We're gonna get you back to Tyson in your pretty Tiger bed
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
Ooooohhhhh Dougie dougie dougie doug doug
Unless he'd been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
Then we're shit out of luck
They finished and all started to laugh and high five.
I was starting to get really mad.
"Ok whatever this is, it's over now! Everyone is going to bed and you two scum bags (I pointed at Gin and Sosuke) are going back to Hueco Mundo." I yelled.
Aizen sprayed the hose at me and I screamed a little.
"Haha wet kitty." He laughed.
"I am going to kill you!" I threatened.
"Fine we're going, come on Gin."
Gin took one last drink of the bottle and handed it to Soi. They gathered their clothes and ran off. That left Ichigo, Toshiro, and Soi standing in front of me.
"Now they rest of you get your clothes and go to bed!"
Ichigo and Toshiro gathered their clothes and walked inside. Soi was the last one. She took a drink from her bottle again.
"You're an angry kitty." She slurred.
She tried to poke me on the nose but I caught her hand. I wasn't amused.
"Go to bed Soi Fon."
She shook her head. She grabbed my waist and pushed herself against me. Brushing her lips across my cheek. My heart started to flutter and I got really hot.
"I don't want to." Soi retorted.
I was frozen for a little while until I found myself again. I shouldn't take this seriously she's wasted.
I took her hand off my waist. "You're drunk, go to bed."
Soi Fon smirked and walked past me.
I waited until she went upstairs, then I went to the kitchen to have a glass of water to calm down.
After I was done I put the glass in the sink and walked into my room. All the lights were off and I couldn't see anything. I dropped my damp robe to the floor and climbed into bed and rolled over that's when I felt something in bed next to me. Before I could see what it was they were on top of me, pinning my hands above my head. I struggled but I couldn't get free. I thought I was about to be raped so I tried to scream. Then a hand covered my mouth and silenced me.
"Sshhh it's me"
It was Soi Fon! In my bed, on top of me.
"What the hell are you doing? Get out of my bed and let me go!"
She put her lips to my ear and a shiver went down my spine.
"It's so cute when you try to deny me." She whispered.
She still had my hands pinned above my head making me completely helpless. She shifted my body so that she lay between my open legs. My heart began to race. What was she planning? She was drunk and not thinking clearly, or was she?
"What do you want?"
She began to run her soft lips over my jaw bone, cheek, and neck. My breathing became shallow. I had never been this close before. I felt like exploding.
"It's not what I want, it's what you want actually."
She started to nibble on my ear a little and my breath hitched.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked.
Soi started to grind her body against me. Making my body light on fire. She was teasing me and it was working.
"You know what it means, I see how you look at me. They way you watch all day long. I can only imagine the things you do to me in your head. I know you want me. So why don't you tell me what you want?"
She started to suck on my neck and I just couldn't register any words. Her lips felt so good against my skin.
"Uh I-I wan-"
"You want what? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT NOW!"
She bit down hard on my neck.
I screamed my next words. "I WANT YOU SOI FON!"
My trapped hands were in fists and I was rigid. My whole body ached for her so bad I couldn't take it anymore. She moved her face up to mine so that our noses were touching.
"That's what I thought." She smirked.
Without a moment's hesitation she let go of my wrists and crashed her lips onto mine. I had waited so long for this to happen. I couldn't tell you how many times I had fantasized about this, and it was finally happening.
She was fierce and aggressive. I kissed her back with just as much force. I threw my hands around her neck grabbing and pulling at her dark black hair, trying to make our kiss deeper. Her tongue grazed my lower lip begging for entrance. I happily obliged and opened my mouth to let her in. Our tongues danced with each other fighting for power as we kissed.
I was on such a high I didn't know if I was going to be able to stop. I had been waiting so long for Soi Fon to return my feelings, but this didn't really feel right. I had never experienced this much pleasure in my life but it wasn't real, Soi Fon was drunk. She most likely wouldn't be doing this if she were sober.
But I didn't want it to stop. How far was I going to let thing go? Soi Fon kissed me passionately while I ran my hands down her back pulling us closer together. She had her hand up my shirt and slowly proceeded to remove it. I became nervous because I wasn't wearing a bra underneath my tank top.
I let her remove it anyway and she turned her attention to my chest. I pulled her head close and I moaned loving the pleasure that she was giving me. Then I felt her fingers slip inside the band of my panties. She slowly started to pull them down and an alarm went off in my head.
Things had gone farther than I had initially expected. I had no idea she wanted sex. It's not like I didn't want to have sex with her though. In fact I fantasized about having sex with Soi Fon a lot. But this wasn't right. She was drunk. I don't want our first time to be a drunk mistake.
I pulled her head up to me again and I kissed her deeply. I wanted just one last moment. My fingers moved to a spot over the back of her neck and I applied pressure. Then she went limp in my arms, completely passed out.
I held her in my arms for a few minutes breathing hard. I rolled her off of me and sat up to pull the covers over us. I pulled her close to me tucking her head under my chin. I ran a gently hand through her hair and kissed her gently on the lips as she slept.
"I love you so much Soi Fon."