I puffed on my cigarette and strolled down the hallway clad in my bra and Calvin Kleins. I left behind Hamachi in my wake and the punishment force agents started to follow me. Yoruichi ran to catch up to my side.

"Soi what the hell just happened?"

"Business just happened, be sure to take notes."

We all stepped into the elevator and the doors shut. I pressed the button and we started to descend.

"Seriously Soi Fon what the fuck, I was scared shitless for you!"

I tuned Yoruichi out when the elevator music came on and started to sing my heart out.

Oooh baby do you know what that's worth

Oooh heaven is a place on earth

They say in heaven love comes first

Oooh Heaven is a place on earth!

"How can you act like nothing happened? That guy tried to rape you!"

"Chillax pussy snacker I got a steel trap on these goodies! Besides you're just mad because you want a taste."

Yoruichi's eyes went wide and she slowly turned a deep shade of red. That seemed to shut her up. The doors opened to the lobby and we stepped out.

"Miss you can't smoke that in here."

One of the receptionists was pointing at me. I realized it was because of the cigarette.

"Fuck you!" I spat at his feet and walked away.

Yoruichi grabbed me and dragged me out of the hotel. We got in the cars and drove off. We made it back into the Soul Society in good time and I had my report ready for Yamamoto. We arrived at the oak doors again and we were permitted entrance. Yoruichi and I walked into Yamamoto's office and stood at his desk.

"This is the report." I handed him a file.

Yamamoto took it from me and looked it over.

"It says here he quote, tried to fuck on you. What exactly is that supposed to mean?"

"It means exactly what it sounds like sir."

"So I'm assuming besides the fact he went for the deal?"

I smiled. "He sure did!"

"Perfect, you will meet him at 7:00 AM in the desert and deliver him punishment force agents.

We walked out of the office and I leaned into Yoruichi.

"That guy is such a chump, I giving him newbie recruits."

The sun was rising high in the desert and we were all sitting in black SUV's loaded with the newbie punishment force agents. Yoruichi had driven us here and I was sitting in the passenger seat. I watched the road as several other SUV's came along the road in our direction. The pulled up in front of us and flashed their lights to let us know the deal was on. Both groups started to exit the car. I stood in front and so did Mr. Hamachi.

"Did you bring money?" I asked.

One thing about me was when I was really angry or in the zone my Asian side suddenly came out a lot.

"Um First of all Good morning, and I didn't catch your name yesterday."

"Fon, Soi Fon."

"Ok good morning Soi Fon, I was just wondering if it would be cool if I could see the agents first before the deal?"

"Of course Hamachi that is cool."

I clapped my hands and a hand full of agents climbed out of the car. I made sure they wore masks for a reason.

Hamachi looked them over from where he was standing.

"Ok now give me money, or I shoot you and all your mother fuckers. Your choice bitches!"

Hamachi threw the bag over and Yoruichi caught it. She looked in the bag counting it.

"It's all here." She confirmed.

I waved my hand. "Let them go."

The agents went over to Hamachi and he instructed them to take off their masks. Once he saw that they were roughly 17 he started to yell at me.

"What the fuck is this Soi Fon? I turned over all my assets to the Soul Society and you give me this? These are not punishment force agents, they're kids!"

"What you talking about Willis that's them!"

"That's bullshit Soi Fon! Now give me back my 80,000 and take these kids with you!"

I started to laugh. "Hahaha oh yeah haha I'll take them back right after you suck on these chinses nuts! Mmmm yeah!

I grabbed my crotch and wiggled my hips. Then I took my hand and started to jerk it to make it look like I was jacking off at him.

"Mmmm like that, so long gay boy."

We all got in our cars and started to drive away. I could see Hamachi kicking dust in the rear view mirror and I laughed to myself. I just loved a good screw over.

We had been driving for a while and we had finally made it back to the city. The 80's station was on and I was strumming my fingers and humming to the beat. That's when I spotted a familiar car. We got the green light and I grabbed the steering wheel from Yoruichi ramming us into another car. We T-Boned them into a street sign and crushed their whole driver side.

"Soi what the hell did you just do?" Yoruichi yelled.

I said nothing and exited the car. I kicked some glass with my shoe and walked over to the smashed car.

"Get out of the car!"

The people inside just stared at me.

I snapped my fingers and two punishment force agents walked over to the car and started to pull them out from the car. It was a group of Arrancar. Grimmjow, Yammy and Ulqiorra. One of the agents struggled with Yammy and dropped him on the ground.

I started to laugh. "Hahahaha it's funny because he's fat!"

The 80's radio was still on.

"Turn that shit up!"

One of the agents turned the volume all the way up. I started to sing and dance.

Children Behave

That's what they say when we're together

And watch how you play

And so we're

Running just as fast as we can

Holding on to one another's hands

Tryin to get away into the night

And then you put your arms around me

And we tumble to the ground

And then you say

I think we're alone now

There doesn't seem to be anyone around

I think we're alone now

The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Yoruichi got out of the car and ran over to me. She saw the three Arrancar and immediately took a fighting stance.

The Arrancar started to sing with me and sway to the beat.

I waved my hand and the beat cut.

"Where are my drugs assholes?"

"Hey Soi Fon it's nice to see you."

"No it's not nice to see me Grimmjow where is my fucking cocaine cock sucker?"

"Cocaine? What kind of shit are you tied into Soi Fon?" Yoruichi demanded.

I ignored her.

"Well see I kind of snorted it all." Grimmjow said nervously.

"Don't play games with me douche bag."

"It's a simple solution, I'll just get you more."

"Oh really if it is uh so simple solution, why when I ask Ulqiorra about the drugs he start screaming about pussy and take off all his clothes?"

All of the Arrancar started to laugh.

"Mmmm yeah so funny, FUCK YOU!

I threw my phone at him and it him straight in the forehead.

"Hey what the hell?"

"Huh not so fast, por quar douche bag."

"What?"

"How you gonna get me drugs?"

"We can just rob another drug dealer and get lots of coke, easy solution."

"Oh I see such a good idea, WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT ALREADY?"

Grimmjow rubbed his neck. "Well we kind of need your help."

I rolled my eyes and kicked some glass.

"Come again asshole."

"I said we-"

I started laughing. "That's what she said hahaha. Get it? Come again."

Grimmjow started laughing nervously.

"Hahaha shut the fuck up Grimmjow.

Grimmjow shut up and looked frightened.

"Fine I help you cock jerkers, but I'm driving."

Grimmjow smiled. "Excellent!"

Yoruichi caught my wrist. "Soi you can't go with them, they're Arrancar!"

"Relax Yoru-pussy I got this shit!"

She pulled me closer. "Please Soi don't do this."

She had that look in her eyes. That frightened pleading look. Any other time I would be sympathetic. But I needed to take care of things. It's not like I didn't care for her. I definitely had some feelings for her. Though right now is business time!

I made sure the Arrancar weren't looking. I leaned in and softly gave Yoruichi a chaste kiss on the lips.

Then I winked at her. "Business time."

I walked over to their car and got in their driver's seat, then we sped away.

I was parked somewhere in China Town by a huge warehouse. Grimmjow and Yammy had gone inside to do the robbery and I was stuck in the car with crazy Ulqiorra .

I sighed.

"Why does your face look like that?" I asked.

"What do mean?" Ulqiorra defended.

"Well it looks like you cummed on your face."

"That's offensive."

"Have you ever shot yourself in the eye?"

"What?"

"You know jerked off and shot yourself in the eye."

"Your questions are inappropriate."

"I got shot in the eye once. I went down on this girl who was a squirter and when she came she shot me right in the eye."

"That's disgusting."

"Don't hate it's natural for some people."

All of the sudden we heard gun shots ring out. Grimmjow and Yammy came running out from the building with two Chinese men chasing them. They both hopped in the car with a full black duffel bag.

"Drive!" Grimmjow screamed.

Didn't have to tell me twice. I hit the gas pedal hard and the tires squealed in place before we took off. The two men hoped motor bikes.

I took off into China Town. They took shots at us and blew the back window out. I hooked a left. One of the men pulled up to my passenger side and aimed at Grimmjow.

"Peel off!" He yelled.

I peeled to the left dodging a crate. Making the man pull to the right. The other one pulled up to my side and tried to aim at me. I rammed the car into him and he lost control and spun out.

I cackled. "One down one to go!"

"Are you enjoying this?" Grimmjow was freaking out.

"I fucking love this shit!" I laughed.

Grimmjow threw his hands up. "Ooooh my God!"

There was a dead end ahead. "Drift Soi Fon drift!"

"Got it cock sucker!"

I pulled the wheel the opposite way and we drifted hard. Everyone screamed and I just laughed. There was a butcher shop ahead and I had a big pig hanging from it right in our path.

"Piiiiig!" Grimmjow screamed.

The pig hit my back window praying blood in Ulqiorra's face.

"Oooh ma God!" He screamed.

The last thug pulled off when I noticed we were approaching a small river.

"Fuck it!"

I pressed the gas and we hurled over the river. Everyone had their hands to the ceiling screaming. Luckily we came to a screeching halt on the other side.

"What the fuck!" Grimmjow breathed.

"I just had such an orgasm right now." I yelled.

"Let's just go."

I turned the wheel and we took off.

I sat up in my rubbing my eyes moaning. I was all coked out from last night. This seemed to stir Yammy and Ulqiorra who were sleeping on the floor. Yammy sat up and rubbed his head.

"Man I got so fucked up."

Ulqiorra stood up and sat on the bed. "Man too much coke!"

Grimmjow was still sleeping next to me and I shook him awake. He sat up grabbing his head.

"Man what happened last night?"

"Lots of stuff." I winked at him.

"Like what?" Ulqiorra asked.

"Oh we drank and did lots of coke, you guys were going to go but you couldn't get this one to leave."

I ran a hand through Grimmjow's slick backed hair.

"Isn't that right Super Star? He follow me around all night saying how he fall in love with me and ask me to marry him."

Yammy and Ulqiorra started to laugh.

"Soi Fon we didn't actually get married did we?"

"No we just had some fun in my room.

"What kind of fun?"

"You know tickle me, we have sex, massage your shoulders. You were so sexy, the way you move around. I had to tell you to slow down, you move too fast."

Grimmjow smiled. "So I fucked you eh?

I shook my head. "I fucked you."

"What?"

"Honey this is Karakura, they call it Karacock not Karacunt."

I stood up from the bed and revealed I was wearing a huge black strap on.

"Oh my GOD!"

Grimmjow fell out of the bed and hit the wall.

"Grimmjow you loved it. You were crying saying how beautiful it was. We climaxed at the same time.

"How does that work?"

You know I drop my load onto your asshole you drop yours onto the floor."

"Oh my god this isn't happening!"

I smiled and shook my hips, making the strap on wiggle.

Yammy and Ulqiorra howled in laughter.

Can you tell I love the 80's? Review Pls.