I looked in the mirror at my complexion. I think I look way too Asian. But I guess that was my parent's fault. I pulled out some hair wax and rubbed it in my hands, then spreading my fingers I ran it through my hair. I moved my hands fast messing it up, giving it the "I don't care" look. I had cut off my braids in a fit of rage, so I just had a short hair cut. I thought it looked better though. Those things annoyed me. Why did I ever have my hair that way? Once my hair was messed up I pulled a navy blue v-neck on. Then I found a pair of washed out gray jeans cut off at the ankles and pulled them on. Once I zipped the jeans and did the belt I decided to join the rest of the world down stairs. On my way out I grabbed a gray bowler hat and put it on.

When I came into the kitchen I found Yoruichi sipping coffee and reading the paper and Kisuke washing dishes.

"Nice hat!" Kisuke said excitedly.

"You would like it wouldn't you?" I sneered.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Fag!"

Yoruichi put down the paper.

"Hey Bee, do you want to go to our place today?"

I snorted at her. "There you go with than name again. Bee, bee, buzz, buzz, why don't you buzz around somewhere and fuck yourself?"

She glared at me. "I was simply suggesting something."

I shook my head. "I have a photo shoot today."

"What are you talking about?"

"I was approached by a Calvin Klein rep a few days ago, and they hired me to model underwear."

Yoruichi's eyes went wide. "Un-Underwear?" Yoruichi stuttered.

I smirked. I bet the thought of me with nothing on really got her going.

"Yeah there's gonna be a town car here in about an hour to take us to Tokyo."

An hour passed and the town car came to pick me up. I decided to take Yoruichi with me. I figured she'd enjoy the show. The town car had an extended back and served chilled whiskey. Which I quickly helped myself to. We had been driving for nearly 45 minutes and I decided we needed to pull over.

"Excuse me can you pull over, I need to get umm err some candy."

The driver pulled over in what seemed to be a pretty rough neighborhood. I got out and approached a man hanging out on a street corner.

The driver turned around and looked at Yoruichi.

"Man she really wants some candy."

Yoruichi bowed her head and pinched the bridge of her nose.

"She's not getting candy."

I got back in the car after I was done.

"Ok onward to Tokyo!"

I was a long drive to the city but we finally made it. The driver pulled up to an unmarked building, Yoruichi and I got out. As we walked through the doors I flexed the muscles in my throat and spit a little red balloon into my hand. I put it in my pocket and we approached the front desk. A beautiful blonde woman wearing shocking red lipstick sat behind the huge front counter.

"Umm excuse me, My name is Soi Fon I'm one of the models for the Calvin Klein shoot."

"Oh yes, I see I have you marked in the schedule for the Calvin Klein X Underwear shoot. The other models are already in prep. I'll go get you security clearance and then put you through."

I gave her a fake smile. "Thanks so much."

The girl left the desk and then I grabbed Yoruichi's arm and pulled her away. I took the balloon out of my pocket and flashed it to her.

"What the hell are you doing with that?" She hissed.

"I'm going to need you to shove this up your asshole."

Yoruichi shoved my hand away. "Fuck you."

I pushed Yoruichi up against the wall. I grabbed her hand and put underneath my shirt, placing her palm against my stomach. I flexed, crunching my stomach muscles so she could feel the hard lines of my six pack that I worked so hard for.

I whispered in her ear. "I know want this, so what I need you to do is shove it!"

She leaned into my shoulder inhaling my scent. She let her hand caress my stomach muscles for a moment then she turned her hand into a fist and pushed me away.

"Give me a minute."

I smirked and winked at her.

Yoruichi stepped outside into the fresh air to cool off. She pulled out her phone and dialed Kisuke's number.

"Hello Urahara Shoten."

"She's turning me into a drug mule!"

"Hmm what's that now?"

"She's bribing me with her body to get me to shove drugs up my ass!"

"So what's the problem?"

"What's the problem? This is illegal! That's the problem!"

"Look you need to keep your eyes on the prize, you want her. So what you need to do is shove the drugs up yer ass no problem. You shave right? It'll go right in."

"But Kisuke!"

"Eyes on the prize!" click.

Yoruichi stared at her phone. She was fucked. She decided to turn around and walk back inside.

I was inside looking at my watch when Yoruichi came back in.

She glared at me and held out her hand. "Give it to me!"

I smiled and dropped it into her hand. She discreetly went behind a plant and reached down behind her back. She seemed to struggle with it for a while but with one finale grunt she was done.

The blonde woman came back with two badges. We took them and went through security, and straight to the shoot. A skinny dark haired woman came up to us.

"We need you in make up now all the other models are ready!"

I smiled. "Sorry, she was busy shoving drugs up her ass."

The woman laughed hysterically.

Yoruichi started to laugh nervously. "Hahaha she's such a joker right?"

The woman walked off and Yoruichi punched me in the side.

"Hey-"

"What the fuck Soi Fon?"

"Just having a little fun."

"Try not to expose the fact that you've turned me into a drug mule!"

I started to walk towards make up. "Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

I went into make up and when I was done they laid out my underwear for me. A pair of tight, little yellow boxers with a black band. The band had Calvin Klein written in yellow letters. Then there was simple black bra. I guess I was going to look like a bee after all.

I walked out of the dressing room and it occurred to me that I was the only female model. All the other models on set were a group of beautiful looking, muscular men. We began with a lot of group shots. I flexed my muscles making my abs pop for the photos. They sprayed water on us to make us look sweaty and wet.

After the group shots the photographer pulled me aside to get shots of just me.

"Just like that. Turn your head a little. Put your arms up. Beautiful baby, beautiful!"

I did as I was told and he numerous shots of me. I could faintly see Yoruichi gawking at my body.

"Ok now you're gonna do a few with Satoru." The photographer yelled.

A tall dark haired man with crazy muscles came up to me. I couldn't stop staring at him, he was so beautiful.

"Ok now lose the bra. Satoru lay down on the bed with her and cover her breats with your arm."

I did as I was told and I took off the bra and got on the bed with Satoru. He put his arm around my chest covering me. The photographer jumped in, taking lots of shots.

"I love it! So sexy! Give me more, give me more!"

From where I was laying I could see Yoruichi glaring at Satoru.

The shoot turned out to be long and tiring but it was over soon enough. Plus they gave me a lot of free underwear!

I walked out of the building with Yoruichi at my side, night had already fallen.

I opened the door to the town car and got in. Yoruichi got in on the other side.

"That guy was all over you!"

"It's modeling Yoruichi, that's the way it's supposed to be."

"Where to?" The driver asked.

"Down town."

"Why are we going there?

"Renji got a villa at one of the hotels, we're gonna go party!"

We arrived at the hotel and went to the top floor where the villa was. Renji was the one to answer the door.

"Heyyy guys ready to partyyy?" He slurred.

"Hell yes!" I yelled.

We walked in and I gave him a hug.

"I brought a party snack."

I held out my hand. "Give me the candy, Yoruichi."

"No!"

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me. I'm not giving it to you. You can't tease me with your body and get me to carry your drugs."

I started hitting and slapping her.

"C'mon just pop it out. Give it to me!"

"No! You can't have it!"

She ran into the bathroom and ran after her. She stopped at the wall she had no where left to run. I took her and shoved her against the sink.

"Fuck you Soi Fon!"

"Bite me!"

I bent her over and I shoved my hand down her pants and into her ass.

"Noooooo!" She screamed.

The little balloon popped out and I took it into my hand.

Yoruichi turned around. "You know I've had some crazy fantasies about you but none of them involve your fingers up my ass!"

"Do they involve me putting a light bulb up your ass?"

"What?"

"I'm just saying it could happen if you played your cards right."

"Fuck you!"

I smiled and walked out of the bathroom and into the lounge area. The place was really cool. It had a 70's retro feel with bright colors and shag carpets. There were lots of girls hanging out. I sat down on one of the couches surrounded by Kyoraku, Kurotsuchi, Renji, Ichigo, Rukia, Toshiro, Rangiku and Nemu. Yoruichi sat down beside me looking disgruntled. I took out the balloon and spilled the contents on the table.

I waved my hands. "Enjoy!"

Several people rolled up dollar bills and started doing lines.

Renji came up to me holding the hand of a cute silver haired girl.

"Soi Fon this is Isane I thought you two would like to meet."

The girl smiled sheepishly at me and held out her hand.

"It's nice to meet you Soi Fon."

"I remember you from when I was in the hospital. You're that cute nurse from Division 4 aren't you?"

She blushed. "Actually I'm the Lieutenant."

I patted my lap. "Come sit!"

Yoruichi glared.

She sat on my lap and I noticed she was holding a blunt in her hand.

"Can we smoke that?"

"Of course!"

She lit it up and she put her lips to mine, blowing smoke into my mouth.

Yoruichi nudged me. "Soi I don't think we should be here."

"Hey don't worry, look over here."

I grabbed the wrist of a small Asian girl walking by.

"Miss what's your name?"

"Minami."

"Ok Minami what your going to do is you're going to take my friend Yoruichi into that room over there and fuck her."

Minami smiled. "OK"

Minami grabbed Yoruichi's hand and started to pull her away.

"Wait Soi are you sure this is a good idea-"

Yoruichi

"So when I was 6 I broke my arm but that's also when I knew I wanted to be a singer…"

I yawned. This girl was rambling on and it was getting late.

"Ok it's been nice talking Minami but I have to go now."

I tried to get off the bed but Minami pounced on top of me.

"Not so fast." She giggled.

"Please get off."

She lifted up her skirt.

"Look at it!"

"Hmm yeah umm that's err your vagina very nice."

"No look it's a star! Like that song from Madonna, Lucky Star. Don't you love Madonna?"

"Yes, ok but-"

"Pants off!"

She grabbed my pants and practically ripped them off of me.

"Yay no pants, no pants!"

"Look Minami you seem like a very nice girl-"

Minami pulled a huge purple dildo and started rubbing it on my face.

"Oh my god when is the last time you sanitized that?"

"This is going inside you." She sang

"No, no, no, stop it!"

She reached down and thrust in.

"Aaaaaaagh my God nooooo!"

Yoruichi came out of the room and sat down next to me. Isane was gone.

"Rape, I was just raped."

I waved my hand. "You weren't raped."

Kyoraku handed Yoruichi a blunt. "This will take the edge off bummer man."

Yoruichi took a couple hits off the blunt and she started grabbing her chest.

"What is this?"

"It's a Napoleon." Kyoraku answered.

"No, like what's in it?"

Renji chimed in. "Weed mostly."

"There's also crack, heroine, and a little GHB." Kyoraku said.

"It's like a drugs Neapolitan." I concluded.

We all started laughing but Yoruichi was clutching her chest hard.

"I-I I'm having a heart attack."

I rubbed her back. "Your not having a heart attack just breathe."

Kurotsuchi was yelling across the room about some nonsense and then Kuoraku yelled at him.

"Fuck you man. You invited you anyway fuck face?"

"What did you say to me?"

"Fuck face, your face is fucked up!"

Kurotsuchi flew across the room and hit Kyoraku in the face and they started to fight. The whole room broke out into a fight.

"I can't breathe!" Yoruichi yelled.

"Lay down on the carpet!"

She got down on the fuzzy rug and started to stroke it. I lay next to her doing to same thing.

"This is what old fashion pussy used to look like, I want to cover my walls in this shit!"

"It hurts." Yoruichi cried.

"Just keep petting!"

I got up and jumped on Kurotsuchi hitting him on the head with the lamp. Until someone threw a book at my head knocking me off him. I went back over to Yoruichi and helped her up.

"We're going now!"

We ran out of the room with Kurotsuchi chasing us. We ran out of the hotel with him hot at our heals and we jumped into the town car.

"DRIVE!"

When we finally got home it was late. Yoruichi and I plopped down on the couch. She rubbed her eyes with her hands.

"Man that was fun!" I laughed.

Yoruichi glared at me.

"You think that was fun? That was insane! You are absolutely out of control! I can't do this anymore! We can't do this anymore!"

Tears started to pour down her cheeks. She got up and brushed past me.

"I can't, I just can't."

I was in my room critically thinking. I sat on my bed in my new Calvin Kleins and a simple black bra. I tapped my foot impatiently. Should I do it? No she'll just turn me away. But maybe? Well fuck it!

I left my room and crept down the hallway. I reached Yoruichi's door and I turned the knob and slowly opened the door. She was standing at her dresser with her back turned in her robe.

"Yoruichi?"

She jumped turning around.

"Soi Fon you scared me!"

I closed the door and walked up to her, closing the distance between us. I took her hands in mine and looked into her golden eyes. Like the warm sun.

"I'm sorry I put you through that. I just get carried away trying to have fun sometimes. I know my life style isn't exactly ideal but-"

Yoruichi cut me off by planting a soft kiss on my lips.

She pulled away. "It's ok I think the Napoleon just freaked me out."

I laughed a little. "Yeah the Napoleon will do that."

She leaned in and started to kiss me again. She was soft and gentle. But I had other things on my mind. I reached for her sash and pulled it loose. I reached for her shoulders and pushed the robe off her. It hit the floor with a whisp. Yoruichi immediately pulled away covering her chest. She was only wearing a little black pair of lacey panties.

"Let me get a shirt." She blushed.

I caught her and pulled her close. "No."

I pushed her hands away and ran my hands from her chest down to her stomach. She let out a shiver. I wrapped my hands around her waist and kissed her again, this time with more force. She cupped my face with her hands pulling me closer to her. I ran my hands up and down her sides feeling the heat rising from her soft skin. I bit down on her lip and she moaned into the kiss adding more fuel to my fire. I ran my hands down her back, digging my nails into her soft flesh. Then I moved my hands down to her hips and I pushed her against the wall. She hooked one of her legs around my body as I began to grind into her.

I hooked a finger into her underwear and tried to pull it down when I felt a soft hand on top of mine stopping me.

I pulled away and raised an eyebrow.

Yoruichi leaned her head against mine and smiled shaking her head.

"Hasty aren't you?"

"I don't get it, I thought this is what you want."

She smiled sadly "It is."

"So what gives?"

She shook her head again. "The timing just isn't right."

I didn't really understand. What timing?

"Let's just go to bed."

"Can I sleep with you?"

She smirked. "Are you going to keep your hands out of my panties?"

I snorted. "Yes."

"Let me just get a shirt."

"No." I wrapped my arms around her waist.

"Let's just go to bed like this, we'll keep each other warm."

She smiled and dropped her shirt. "Ok"

We both climbed under the sheets at the same time. Yoruichi turned on her side and opened her arms. I happily let her embrace me. I buried my head in her chest and wrapped my arm around her back, running my hand down her perfect skin.

"Hmm I love you Soi Fon."

"Faithfully yours." I whispered.

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