Yoruichi and I had returned from the Soul Society. We were currently walking through the street shops to find a certain store that carried school uniforms. I wasn't happy. I hated any kind of uniform. Hell I even refused to wear a standard Soul Reaper Uniform and a Captain's Haori. So the idea of mandatorily having to wear the same thing as everything else made me cranky. We rounded a corner and saw a sign on top of a store that read "School Uniforms".

"This must be it." Yoruichi pointed out.

We both walked into the store and found a man behind a counter with several different colored uniforms on shelves behind him.

"How may I help you ladies?" He greeted.

"We need school uniforms, we start tomorrow." Yoruichi explained.

"What school with you be attending?"

"Karakura High School."

"I see." He walked over to the shelves and started to pick through them.

"I think you would be a medium and waist size 4. And the little one would be a small and waist size 0."

"I'm normal sized!" I seethed.

"Of course you are, for a freshman."

"It's my Junior year!" I grumbled.

The man pulled a couple sets of clothes off the shelf and put them in front of us. I looked down and saw a short skirt, and blouse, and a grey jacket sitting in front of me. This was even worse than a soul reaper uniform! I pushed the clothes away.

"You need to take these back now!"

"What do you mean? That's the Karakura girl's uniform." The man seemed confused.

"There is no way in hell I'm wearing this!"

"Well what do you expect to wear young lady?"

"I need a button up shirt and men's size 28 pants pronto!"

The clerk took away the original uniform and replaced it with a small men's uniform.

I looked at it and smiled. "I'll take 3 sets."

"Soi you can't get away with wearing the boys uniform, you'll get into trouble."

"I paid for my uniforms and turned on my heel.

"I don't give a shit, those assholes can bite my clit!"

The sun was just peeking over the hills and shining in through the shades. I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth in nothing but my bra and tiny boxers. I spat the paste out, washed my mouth, and walked back into the bedroom Yoruichi was still sleeping soundly in bed. We had spent the previous night together again. It seemed like it was becoming a regular thing, her and I spending each night locked in each others' arms. I was becoming quite accustomed to it. The thought of the waking up next to the same person every morning seemed to please me. I wouldn't mind settling down for once and retire from chasing girls, and waking up next to randoms in the morning.

I crawled onto the bed until I was hovering over her. I pulled the covers back slightly so I would be granted access to tender flesh of her neck. I ducked my head down and planted light butterfly kisses along her neckline. She moaned softly. I brought my lips to her ear.

"You have to get up if you still want to take a shower."

Yoruichi groaned. "No I don't."

I chuckled a little. "Yes you do. We're in High School now remember?"

She rolled over and halfway opened her eyes, looking up at me. Her goldern orbs seemed to glow a little in the darkness of the room. She ran her hands against my cheeks, down my neck, and across my chest. Closing her eyes again she sighed deeply.

"We're really going to do this?"

"Yes Yoruichi it's a mission we have to. Plus Renji and Rukia have the same assignment so they'll be there to, it'll be fun."

She opened her eyes again. "Hmph if you say so."

I leaned back on my side to allow her to get up. She pushed the warm comforter off her body and swiftly got to her feet. Yoruichi walked to one of the drawers and made her way to the bathroom.

"Hey Yoruichi." I called.

"What's that?"

I smirked. "Nice thong."

She hadn't yet paid attention to that fact that she had slept in her underwear. She glared at me and undid the towel wrapping it around her.

"Fucking pervert!"

She disappeared into the bathroom leaving me to change into my uniform. I pulled on the pants first. They were a little long and bunched up at my ankles. They were technically skinny styled pants but the waist was still a little loose on me, sagging a little so that the band of my underwear was showing. I pulled my shirt on next and buttoned it up. It was fine except or the fact that the sleeves seemed to be very wide. I pulled it off again and took out some scissors. Goodbye sleeves. Once I was dressed I slipped into a grey pair of vans and put my bowler hat on my head.

Yoruichi came out of the bathroom fully clothes in her uniform. Her blouse was unbuttoned at the top reveling some of her cleavage, but not enough to be considered trashy. But that skirt seemed awfully short on her. Size 4, really?

And they way she swayed her hips when she walked, damn, you can't touch that kind of shit.

She grabbed her bag. "Are you ready to go?"

I eyed her skirt and her long toned legs. "That skirt seems awfully short on you."

"And you'll do good to keep your hands out of it." Yoruichi snorted as she walked past me.

I wasn't going to let her get away that easy. I grabbed the back of her shirt and spun her around into my arms catching her lips into a kiss. She moved her lips against mine and ran a hand through my hair. She broke the kiss after a brief moment.

"You think you're really smooth don't you?"

"Smooth Operator." I smirked.

She rolled her eyes at me and broke out of my hold heading down the stairs. I followed suit.

Soon enough we arrived at Karakura High School. We were early of course because we had to get orientation and class schedules. We arrived at the principle's office and went over a brief overview of the school. Then we got our class schedules. I pride myself in being a sort of master criminal. So I hacked into the school computers, giving Yoruichi and I the same classes and also the easiest ones.

Homeroom was first. I knew that's where we would see Ichigo and all of his friends. Class had already begun while we were doing orientation. Yoruichi was in front of me and she opened the door to the class going in first. I tightly followed behind her. We walked in and the room was filled with young looking students. There was a teacher up front and she noticed us right away.

"May I help you two?"

Yoruichi spoke up. "We're new transfer students."

She approached us. "I'm Mrs. Takahashi, what are your names?"

"I'm Yoruichi Shihouin and this is my friend Soi Fon."

"Ah welcome Ms. Shihouin and Mr. Fon."

I could hear cackling from the back of the class. I immediately recognized Ichigo.

"Soi Fon is a girl!" He laughed.

Mrs. Takahashi turned red.

"Soi Fon why aren't you wearing your proper uniform?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "I'm a transgender."

"Oh my God I'm sorry I didn't know." She said putting her hand on her chest.

I shook my head. "I'm just fucking with you, what did you think I grew a dick or something?"

She glared at me. "That's not matter to joke about Ms. Fon!"

"You know what is also a serious matter? Lesbians in convents. If that became a pressing issue I would become Catholic so quick you have no idea."

The rest of the class started to laugh.

"There are plenty of other lesbians in this school Soi Fon and they all comply with the uniform protocol, you are no exception."

I waved a finger at her. "See Ms. PYT I'm so butch you could pretty much bend steel on my abs, you get my case?"

"PYT?"

"Pretty Young Thing, Michael Jackson anyone?"

I looked around, no response.

"Well Ms. Fon if you insist on being a cross dresser I guess I can't stop you, but you must do something about those sleeves. What happened to them?"

I pointed at Yoruichi. "She stole them from me."

Yoruichi gaped at me.

Mrs. Takahashi rolled her eyes. "Ms. Shihouin please give Ms. Fon's sleeves back to her. Now both of you go take a seat next to Kurosaki and Abarai. We both nodded and shuffled to the back to where Ichigo and Renji were sitting. We both sat down dropping our bags. I pushed my seat back putting my arms behind my head making my hat tip a little.

"Ichigo and Renji turned around in their seats.

"Glad you idiots finally made it!" Renji laughed.

Yoruichi glared.

"Of course, I would never miss a chance to hang out with my best friends." I punched him in the arm.

"I like the sleeves cut off it's a nice touch." Ichigo commented.

"Class I need to step out to get a few supplies, I'll be back in a few minutes."

Mrs. Takahashi exited the room. This was my chance!

I got up and paced to the front of the room.

I snapped my fingers. "May I have your attention please!"

I pulled a chair out in front of me.

"I'm here to inform you that this teacher is a raging lesbian, I saw her at a gay club not too long a go and she was with another girl and they were doing this."

I took off my shirt and tipped the chair and started to thrust into it. The whole class started to howl in laughter.

"What's this?"

My heart sank. Mrs. Takahashi was standing in the doorway. I stepped away from the chair and picked up my shirt. I could see a few girls and boys looking at my body.

"What were you doing to that chair?"

I rubbed my chin. "Well you see we don't have a health class this year and I was just demonstrating some sex ed. You know how when you get the hormones and wetness. The pee going in the vagee. Cumming, inside or in the mouth. Or if your gay, it's in the butt. You can suck dick if you want. I think it's called DSL. Dick Sucking Lips. And ,oh if your lesbian you can fuck on each other with your hands and mouths. And do the thing with the clit. It's all very technical shit.

"Your language is offensive!"

"Spermicidal lube is also offensive, what's the big deal just pull out. Point set match douche bag."

Mrs. Takahashi balled her fists. "I want you to go to your seat and not say another word for the rest of this lesson, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

I gulped and nodded.

Lunch time came soon after a couple of periods Yoruichi and I chose to have lunch with Renji, Ichigo and Rukia. We were all talking about my memory loss.

"Has it been difficult?" Rukia questioned.

"Not really, I don't know what I'm missing so it's no different to me."

"You said there might me a cure though?" Renji inquired.

"It's in testing right now, it's not for sure yet."

As we were talking a group of girls approached us they all sat down on the grass with us so I assumed they were friends of Ichigo.

"Yoruichi, Soi Fon that's Tatsuki, Chizuru, and Orihime."

Tatsuki sat across from me. "I heard about your sex ed stunt in home room."

I grinned. "It's that so?"

She laughed. "Things spread fast around here."

The one named Chizuru came up to my side and put her hand on my thigh.

"Hmm you look so strong and cute to."

Jealousy began to rise in Yoruichi. She kind of considered Soi fon to be hers, and she didn't like this girl touching her property. Yoruichi scooted closer to Soi Fon and brushed their hands together,

Chizuru noticed this little motion.

"How long have you two been fucking?"

Yoruichi sprayed water out of her mouth.

I smiled and tipped my hat. "25 years, we have 3 kids."

"What?"

"Ok 15 years, we have 1 kid."

"What the fuck are you saying?"

"Come on man what do you want weed, coke? Just get straight with me!"

Yoruichi waved her hands. "It's not like that, we're just friends."

I snorted "That's not what you said when I had my hand in your panties!"

Everyone's eyes went wide and jaws dropped to the floor.

Yoruichi got really flustered. "Hahaha she-she's just joking!"

"Seriously? You came all over my stomach!"

Yoruichi nearly fell over, she couldn't believe this was happening.

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