"Put the money in the bag!"

It was Aizen and Gin!

Gin stood to the side as Aizen threw the bag on the counter.

Renji's mouth dropped to the floor. Why were the two most wanted men in the Soul Society robbing a liquor store?

The cashier started to scream and cry. "Please! Please don't shoot!"

Aizen pointed his gun at her. "Have you heard the song "This girl is on fire" from Alicia Keys?"

"What?" The woman gasped through her sobs.

"Have you heard "This girl is on fire?" Aizen yelled.

"Yes, yes I have!" She cried.

"Good because if you don't go and get the money from the safe. This girl (Aizen pointed to himself) is going to light this store on fire."

The girl nodded and ran to the back.

Gin dropped his gun. "Such as good song!"

Aizen looked back at him. "I know. What do you think about going to Flicks and doing Karaoke tonight?"

"I'm down."

"What the hell is going on here?" Renji shouted.

I stopped my arguing with Ichigo when we both heard loud shouting coming from the Liquor store. We ran around the corner to check it out, but we hid ourselves. We looked into the window and saw two figures pointing guns at the cashiers and Renji standing to the side.

"Shit we are so fucked!" I said through gritted teeth.

"What are we going to do?" Ichigo asked.

"We have to get out of here and find some other way to get alcohol."

"But what about Renji?"

"Renji can handle himself."

"You're such an ass!"

BOOOOOM!

I cried out as I felt something rip a hole into my shoulder. The only thing I saw was green light. I staggered forward trying to keep my balance, clutching my bleeding shoulder. I balanced myself and turned around. Ulquiorra was standing several feet away with his finger pointed at me. Ichigo rushed to my side to try and defend me.

"Did you just fire a fucking cero at me?" I yelled.

Ulquiorra looked very flustered. He ran up to me.

"I'm so sorry I was supposed to stake out this area for Lord Aizen, I thought you were a Soul Society agent!"

I smacked him in the head. "Are your eyes drunk or something? You can't recognize me?"

"I'm sorry how can make it up to you?" He asked.

I pondered it for a minute.

"You better buy me a shit ton of alcohol or I'm calling Soul Society!"

"Ok, ok." He took out his wallet and pulled out some money and gave it to me.

"This is 7 dollars. I can't even buy a beer with this you fuck head. I'm calling Soul Society!"

Ichigo took out his phone and waved it at Ulquiorra.

"No, no. Ok check this out. I'm going to a party right now and there will be tons of alcohol. I'll bring you guys with me!"

Ichigo and I looked at each other.

"Fine but this better be good!"

Ulquiorra clapped his hands. "Alright let's go to my car!"

We followed Ulquiorra to his car. He got in the driver seat and Ichigo and I chose to sit in the back.

"What the hell is going on here?" Renji shouted.

For the first time Gin and Aizen seemed to notice he was in the room.

They both laughed and held up their arms. "HEY RENJI!"

"Ugh yeah?"

"What's up man haven't seen you in a while!" Aizen asked elbowing him in the ribs.

"Umm nothing I'm just getting alcohol for a party."

"We love parties!" Gin smiled.

"Do you have an actual ID?"

Renji took out his ID and gave it to Aizen.

Aizen looked at his ID and then looked back at him. "Marcus Huebscher?"

Renji started to sweat. "Yeah it's just a fakie."

Aizen and Gin started laughing hysterically. "MARCUS HUEBSCHER!" They sang.

"So umm why are you robbing a liquor store?"

Gin tapped his chin with his gun. "Running Las Noches is really expensive. Do you have any idea how many people want to drink patron and cold 45? It's ridiculous.

Aizen crossed his arms. "Yeah we robbed a Curves earlier today."

"Why would you rob Curves?"

"It just seemed like a fun idea." Gin smiled.

The cashier came back into the room and frantically put several stacked bundles of cash in the bag.

"I gave you the cash now p-please l-leave." She whimpered.

Aizen took the bag and slung it over his shoulder. "Of course. Thank you for supporting Las Noches. Come visit sometime."

"Where are you headed Renji?" Gin asked

"Umm Park and 5th."

"That's great we'll take you there."

"But my friends are waiting for me outside."

Gin poked his head outside. "There's no one here."

Aizen smiled. "It's settled then we're taking you."

Night had fallen and we were cruising along steadily in Ulquiorra's car. Ulquiorra was listening to the radio and singing along to the music.

"I want to love you, PYT pretty young thing!"

"Ulquiorra stop singing you're giving me a headache." I yelled.

"I'm just having some fun, you guys ready to party?"

My phone started ringing. I didn't recognize the number but I answered anyway.

"Hello?" I asked.

"Hey Soi Fon it's Orihime."

My mood instantly perked up.

"Hey what's up?"

"I was just wondering if you were still planning on coming to my party?"

"YEAH PARTY!" Ulquiorra shouted.

What a fucking idiot. I ignored him.

"Yeah I'm still coming, and I'm going to get the alcohol to."

"That's perfect I'll see you soon!"

The sweetness in her voice made me smile. "Yeah I'll see you to."

Then I hung up the phone.

"So was that your lady friend?" Ulquiorra asked.

"No it was Orihime."

"She's hot can you hook us up?" He asked.

"Keep driving dumbass!"

Renji followed Gin and Aizen out of the store, with his bag of alcohol. He followed them to their car. It seemed to be a brand new black on black camaro.

"Step lightly guys the police should be on their way." Aizen remarked.

They pulled back the seat and let him get in the back. Once he was in they pushed the seat back in place and got in. Aizen turned on the car and took off at a high speed.

"So are you guys still going to try and take over the Soul Society?" Renji asked.

They both laughed in unison.

Renji cocked an eyebrow.

Aizen took a sharp turn. "You know Renji taking over the Soul Society is such an overrated project. I really enjoy being a career criminal."

"As in?"

"Prostituting and cocaine, it's simply wonderful. I'm wondering why I didn't think of it in the first place."

"But don't you still have the Hogyoku?"

"Yes I do I actually wear it as a necklace charm. It looks pretty cool."

Renji was so confused.

"I knew I wanted to be a criminal when I did my first B/E." Gin commented.

"Breakfast and eggs?" Renji asked.

"No breaking and entering."

"Oh so what happened?"

"I was in the Soul Society walking the streets. Then I found it the perfect house. So I marched right up to the door and I kicked it in. I stood there for a moment. Then I went inside and I left a lava lamp on the table and ran away."

"So you broke into a house and gave them a lava lamp?"

"I did, stealing just seemed irrelevant. I just thought it would be funny to leave something weird behind."

Aizen's phone started to ring. He took it out and answered it.

"Lord Aizen speaking."

"Yes my lord this is Tia, I have news about the spy."

"I am ready to receive."

"He's been spotted at Fiesta Cantina bar on University."

"Roger that we'll be right there."

Aizen hung up his phone. "Renji we're going on a little detour."

"You call yourself Lord Aizen?"

"Why not? You should hear what I call my penis."

So Renji seems to be in a tight situation. Soi Fon is a little distracted with other girls right now, but don't worry stick with me and you'll always have a happily ever after ending. That's a guarantee! Review please.