Meta-Knight woke up in a cave "Ngg oh, where am I?" Meta-Knight asked himself as he began to come to. "So, you're up, whoever you are." Meta-Knight looked around to see who just spoke and saw a yellow Kirby standing in front of him "Keeby?" Meta-Knight asked the yellow Kirby "Keeby? Me? Heck no, I am Kybir, guardian of Nightmare-Land!" Kybir corrected Meta-Knight, "Nightmare-Land? So that's where we are." Meta-Knight thought aloud "We, do you have a friend or something?" Kybir asked "You mean you only found me? Then where is Kirby!" "Kirby? Who's Kirby?" Kybir asked "Kirby; pink puffball, has an appetite for just about any kind of food." Meta-Knight answered "Hmm, sounds like me except the pink part." "Oh how rude of me, what's your name?" Kybir questioned Meta-Knight, "I have discarded my true name since entering the ranks of a Dream-Knight, but you can call me Meta-Knight." Meta-Knight answered "Now then, I need to find Kirby." Meta-Knight said getting up and about to leave the cave but Kybir stopped him, "Wait, you can't go out there alone, Fire-Lions prowl at night!" Kybir reasoned "But I need to find Kirby" Meta-Knight said "If he is still out there right now, he's a goner." Kybir replied "Come on I can take you to a safer place, where my friends are."
"Ahh, Its good to be in Castle Dedede again isn't it Band-Dee." King Dedede asked his servant who was carrying his master's dinner platter, and boy was it huge "Yes Sire it is." Bandana Dee replied, Dedede reached for a chicken leg on the platter "I'm almost out of chicken… Go back to Kawasaki and get me some more! "Yes Sire, I will." The servant waddled away down the stairs then tripped "AHHHHHHHH!—SMASH!—CLATTER!—SHATTER!" "Every thing okay down there?!" Dedede called down to Bandana Dee "When does my contract end?"
Dedede picked up the Good-Day Bottle and once again smashed it, then Gudae appeared "You know that's really starting to hurt! So… what will your 3rd wish be?" Gudae asked Dedede. "Third wish?! That last wish should not be classified as a wish, you know that you shouldn't have sent me there!"
"Okay, okay, so what will be your 2nd wish?" Gudae asked.
"Thanks for inviting me to dinner." Kirby said to 3 Superstars he met a bit ago "Hey, we needed to get rid of this extra food." said Crispy, a red Superstar "Go on dig in." said Sparky, a green Superstar "Umm this is good, hey aren't you going to eat" Kirby asked the 3rd one, who was just sitting down "hmm, oh no thanks I'm on a diet." The 3rd said "Okay bro," Kirby said to the 3rd one. The 3rd one looked at him."I'm a girl!" She one said."Cool it, Misty!" Sparky said. "He's not gonna care, it's not exactly obvious anyway! Hahaha!" Misty glared at him. "Oh, sorry, you look just as fat as the others." Kirby said, Misty got up looking really and I mean really upset, and she slowly walked over to "Oh now you've don't" Crispy said backing away "Oh no, I'm out of here." Sparky said backing away with Crispy "Did I say something wrong, you know that was a compliment right?" Misty got closer and closer until she was face-to-face with Kirby and got so close her icy glare made Kirby start to be pushed back "Your lucky I took the oath to never hurt a fellow Superstar, or you would be frozen by know! Misty said quietly yet evilly said to Kirby "Sorry, your right, what I said might of offended you, what I should've said was, your as fat as a whale" Kirby said kindly "Don't make me hurt you!" Misty said silently yet upset; soon she returned to her seat but still stared at Kirby. "Hey guys I brought someone!" Kybir said as entered the cave with Meta-Knight "Meta I would like to introduce you to my friends" Kybir said as he went over to his friends, "Sparky, Crispy, Misty, and some pink guy (which was Kirby), wait a moment I don't remember you." Kybir said while staring at Kirby who was smiling and waving, "Kirby? Or are you Kybir2?" Meta-Knight questioned Kirby "No, I'm Kirby, and why is Keeby here?" "I'm not Keeby! Why does it seem the new people think I'm this Keeby guy, I AM KYBIR!" Kybir said angrily "Kybir? Kybir? Kybir? Kybir? Is that fruit from Africa?" Kirby asked "No!" Kybir replied "Oh, it's a Spanish dish isn't it? So then does that mean your edible?" Kirby said as he ran for Kybir and tried to suck him in but every one grabbed him "Wow Kirby, easy wow there." "But he has the same name as food he must be edible!" "No Kirby he dose not have the same name as food how would you like it if he tried to eat him!" "Oh, I fill terrible inside now," Kirby said "Good so now you feel how he feels?" Meta-Knight questioned Kirby "No I think I ate a bad fruit or something." Kirby said holding his stomach "Kirby do you have any scents!" Meta-Knight said while starting to spank Kirby "Ow, OW, ow, ow OWWW!" Kirby cried "You can't spank me, only daddy can spank me, your not my daddy!" Kirby whined "How do you know that?" Meta-Knight said kind of mysteriously glaring at Kirby "No, it couldn't be." Kirby said while thinking of the possibilities.
"Okay, me and Kybir will go keep a look out, while you sleep, at the stroke of 12 Sparky & Kirby will take other the position, kay?" Meta-Knight said to the others "Okay." All the other resounded "Good," "Come on Kybir."
The Superstars awoke with a start "What was that, a Golem?" Crispy asked the others "I don't think so, Kybir and Meta -Knight would've told us." Sparky responded, "I will take a look just in case" Kirby said as he walked out of the cave. When Kirby got out of the cave he saw Meta-Knight and Kybir sleeping "Sleeping on the job, eh?" Kirby said, he then hesrd the sound from earlier, and he turned and found what the noise was.
The others waited for Kirby to come, after a while he come back "What was it!" Sparky asked, "No it wasn't a Golem," "Oh, good." They said relieved "It was a Fire Lion that's closing in to cave as we speak." Kirby finished calmly "WHAT!" Sparky yelled, "Everybody there is a Fire lion closing in!" Kybir said running in with Meta-Knight behind him, "Wow, what else is new?" Crispy asked sarcastically, then the Fire lion jumped in "Grrrrr!" it growled as it throw fire blast at Kybir, he avoided most of them and swallowed the rest, and changed into Fire Kybir (Kybir using the Fire Ability) "Wait a minute you can copy…..darn it!"
Okay, so the 4 Chapter Premier of Dream in Nightmareland has ended! New chapters will be posted every Saturday.