Chapter 3: ROBOTS!
A/N: Yes, I am NOT going to make this chapter a lemon. There will be fighting between RED and BLU. BTW Blu Medic's name is going to be Karl Armbruster and RED Medic's brother(surprise surprise)'s name is going to be Luis Heilburg. This will reference The Winglet's Live and Let Spy. I do not own the video, he does. If you have any suggestions PM me!
"Ceasefire is over. You will be defending Cactus Canyon tomorrow morning!" Was the announcement at 9:30 pm that night. "Yes! I vill get a chance to
use my new veapons!" The Medic exclaimed. Helena, who was still a Medic-In-Training, got the Medic's old gear, including his bloody old bonesaw, his battle scarred Quick-Fix and his battered Blutsauger. She had announced that the first chance she gets, she's going to the nearest Mann Co. repair shop and get the weapons fixed. The Medic had gone over the training course with her, and she feels she should be prepared for the battle tomorrow.
The Next Day...
"Mission begins in 10 minutes." The Announcer came over the speakers. The new Medi-Gun, the Medic realized, had a longer Uber time. The normal
lasted 8 minutes(Yes this is made up since that would make sense in an actual war), while the new one lasted 10 minutes. Helena had her heal beam tucked behind the Demo, who was laying down stickies everywhere and pipe-jumping all over the place, with Helena still attached by the heal beam. The Medic had his heal beam connected to their Soldier, dancing in front of the enemy spawn. Helena had the trainee badge, the Mercenary badge and the Medic's old battle-scarred Berliner's Bucket Helm.
They were walking around, trying to get used to the map. In a way, the Medic kind of felt sorry for the other team, having to explore it after the doors were open, and fight them at the same time. The enemy scout was laughing at them from inside of their base, and their Spy, who enjoyed his new Taunt very much, started trotting around in his box. The RED Spy was doing the same, and The Heavy seemed very amused by the Spy inside the box. The Medic scouted for good locations to whip outhis Blutsauger and get some shots on the enemy team. Suddenly, "5...4...3...2...1… BEGIN!" Came over the loudspeaker, and the Medic immediately flipped on his UberCharge metre, and the Soldier and him both became invincible. "Now Go!" The Medic cried. "You are weak! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!" The Soldier yelled at a BLU Heavy, then blasted him to pieces. Out of the corner of his eye, Josef could see Helena popping her Uber on the Demoman, making him buffed way more than his normal health. Then he spotted a Spy behind Helena, about to backstab her. Without thinking, he whipped out his Australium Blutsauger and shot some syringes into the Spy. The Spy screamed, then fell to the ground, dead. Helena turned around and saw the Australium syringes in the Frenchman's chest, and gave a "Danke!" in Josef's direction. Meanwhile, the Soldier had picked up his new Shotgun, and shot the BLU Medic in the face. Then the UberCharge ended.
The Medic broke away from the Soldier, and saw Helena checking her Health on her wristwatch. He immediately flipped on his HealthWatch and checked Helena's health. 65! She was only at 65 health! He rushed over and trained his heal beam on her until her health went back up to a satisfying 150. Then, he charged back at the BLUs with his Blutsauger. "HYAAA!" He cried, sending the newly re-spawned BLU Medic back to respawn. Suddenly, he felt a knife in his back. The words "Surprise." Were the last he heard before getting sent to respawn.
Respawning felt like being sucked out of a thin tube. When Josef respawned, he saw the Demoman there, yelling at Helena. "Ay, Lass! Ya could have keep tha little beam on meh for longer! Then I wouldn't have been sent through teh bloody contraption an' ended back up here!" He yelled in Helena's face. "But… Herr Demoman, ze Quick-Fix vas uberheating, und if I kept it on you much longer, Ve vill die in a explosion! Und you vill be sent back to ze respawn anyvay! Und zen I vill have to spend my own refined getting a new one!" Helena retorted. "Herr Demoman, Frau Helena, Move! Schnell! Zey are at ze second point! Ve need to defend! Now GO!" The Medic commanded. They rushed towards the cart, Helena covering The Medic and Demoman while the Medic got his UberCharge ready. The Administrator announced that Helena had defended the point. The Scout gave a disappointed 'What' when he checked his killfeed, and it said he had only gotten 1 assist.
After that, more BLUs showed up, and they quickly slaughtered them. "Vell, if Herr Spy vas here, he vould say 'Use zat shovel to dig a grave for yourself!'" The Medic joked, pointing at the lifeless BLU Soldier's body, right after the Administrator has announced that the Medic was dominating him.
*BLU Med POV*
That Night...
It wasn't fair. That Josef Heilburg was superior to him in every way. A better Grammar Nazi(No pun reference intended), a better Medi-Gun, taller, braver, more experienced, a better hat and a better team. Now he had to win the Medic of the year award. Of course. Even an idiot like Saxton Hale can see it. Now, hecould hear his team having a 2-victory in a row party, acting like the Administrator had never announced their 'Humiliating Defeat'. Like how he had never been dissected live by that female Medic, what's her name again? Helena. A perfect German name. He sighed. He remembered when he was still a trainee, sent here abruptly when their old Medic died in a brutal Decade Arena Match. At that time, Josef was also a trainee. But on the first battle, he had hated Josef because his first domination was on him, Karl Armbruster. The Administrator had sent him a Congratulations package, and that is where he got his signature Das Naggenvatcher helmet. Even his hat was more superior, going on the Mercenary Market for 12.66 ref. It used to be 2.66 ref, but after his Medic Of The Year award, everybody wanted it. He had sold it to his brother, a Luis Heilburg. His new hat was valued at 4 buds currently, because it was One-of-its-kind. His hat is an old Mountain cap, worn by their old Medic in that brutal match. He decided to go down to the party, because the new Kazotsky Kick music was playing, and it's impossible to sleep through that. He went down, seeing the Femscout chatting away with their Engineer, drinking too much. "Doktor! You are finally here for leetle celebration!" The Heavy called out. "Today iz American celebration day call New Year!" He boomed. New Year? They gave us a fucking battle on New Year's? was the first thing in Karl's mind. He filled a plate with carrot sticks and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. He was going to write an angry letter to Blutarch. But he just realized that nobody knew where Blutarch nor the Administrator were. It was to prevent assassinations.
So, he went over to where the Soldier, Pyro, Demoman and Engineer were(The Engineer was suddenly sober). Every time Karl had to remind himself that what luck it was to have a Soldier whose IQ was above 90. There was a plan on the table. Karl started reading it "Step eins, abandon Blutarch? Step two, run Operation Gear Grinder, ja, Step three, aquire robot blueprints from Gray? Step 4... Take over Mann Co! Ha! Brilliant, dummkopfs!" Karl exclaimed. This was a perfect chance to get back at Josef. "We have some new stuff for ya, doc! It's identical to the RED Medic's only blue and the hat isn't special. Now be careful, because we spent a key on that stuff!" The Engineer announced, holding up the items for Karl to inspect. "You'll be in charge of this operation, doc. As ya know, the Arena Match is in a few weeks. Gray-ahem, Mr. Mann, the new boss,that is, had given us orders to utilize the robots in the Arena Match. Let's get packin, 'cause we're leaving for Well tomorrow."