I'm back with some new stuff, but first i wanna talk about scorpius, if you think he is ooc, the only canon showing of him was draco sending him on the train in the last book with no personality shown. this is simply my take on what happened to the malfoy family after the whole voldemort incident. DISCLAIMER: I ONLY OWN MY OC'S. HARRY POTTER BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING AND INVADER ZIM BELONGS TO JHONEN VASQUEZ

"Scorpius Malfoy" the boy said

"wait, THE Scorpius Malfoy, as in son of Draco Malfoy" Suken Exclaimed

"yes" Scorpius sighed

"That is … SO COOL" Suken shouted

"Really, I don't think it is, my family is publicly despised for their previous dealings with, well you know who, this school was supposed to be my escape, but it's just another place for me to be stepped on" Scorpius was close to tears now "even when my family was forgiven in the eyes of some of the wizarding world, i'm still bullied" he was crying now

Tak felt a small feeling of pity for the hyooman, it kind of reminded her of her own turmoils, he might have even had it worse because he was born into it "hey, you in the cart with the daughter of a hot dog millionaire and a sukenite, besides we'll be your friends" tak said 'why did i say that?' tak thought

"really" Scorpius said

"yeah man, this will be the start of a new big three, a glorious friendship that will be more famous than even harry potter" suken declared

"hey, did we check this one" an arrogant voice called out from behind the door

"oh no it's james" scorpius said clearly frightened

the door was flung open revealing a red haired boy in a black cloak and a gryffindor logo on it

"well, look like i hit the jackpot of freaks" the boy named james taunted "a goth chick, the magical creature, and blondie himself: finally found where you belong didn't you evil boy"

TaK got up, no one insulted the great invader tak and got away with it, and walked up to the boy. "and the bloody hell do you think you are" Tak yelled in his face

james shoved me to the ground "i'm james potter, second year, you just a first year so back off!"

then suken got up and his claymore appeared out of nowhere and was pointed at him causing james to back off in terror "leave" suken said darkly, james ran for his life as suken closed and locked the door, had his claymore disappear again and helped tak up

"you ok" suken worryingly asked tak as he helped her up

"yeah, i'm fine, that boy is a total freaking prick" Tak says getting back in her seat as she looked over to scorpius, his mouth was open

"you stood up for me?" Scorpius asked incredulously

"what are friend for" suken answered

the rest of the train ride was in relative peace aside from the occasional cursing when scorpius got earwax or tak got roast beef from the bertie botts

soon they all fell asleep, they all woke with a start as the whistle blowed and tak noticed she and suken were leaning on each other, they quickly separated, they looked outside and it was night but the train had stopped.

"we're here" Scorpius stated

the luggage was taken to the castle, tak assumed was hogwarts, by land but the first years had to travel by boat, which tak freaked out at.

soon our heroes were at the castle and being led to the great hall by none other than Tory himself, when we entered there was four long tables with teenagers of all ages in there respected house. at the long table at the end of the hall was: an ancient woman in a green hat, Tory, a man in a beret, a thin man with scraggly hair, a man in a gardening outfit, and a huge man wearing mostly brown, tak also saw a brown hat on a stool in front of the table.

"i will now call out you names and you shall be sorted by the sorting hat" Tory's kind but loud voice echoed across the hall, "First: Albus Potter" the name POTTER did not sit well with tak after the james incident, that hat spoke as it sorted Albus into slytherin and the boy sat next to WeS.

several more names were called then "Scorpius malfoy" Scorpius walked up to the sorting hat and the hat spoke "well this is different, normally any malfoy would fit perfectly into slytherin but you are quite different, better be RAVENCLAW"

Ravenclaw was polite and clapped although tak's antenne felt that they didn't like it "Suken Spellman" tory called

Suken sat down and the sorting hat was but on his head and almost automatically he was also put in ravenclaw

A couple more names until finally "Tak Delini", tak wasn't afraid, she was intelligent and clever enough to stay loyal to her friend and revenge mission

she sat down as the sorting hat was placed on her head, 'please ravenclaw' she thought "are you sure that's a good choice" the sorting hat stated "you are a better fit for slytherin, green appears to be a bit more you color, 'please Ravenclaw' she thought again, "and you believe that is the wise choice?" the hat asked "yes" tak whispered. "well then: RAVENCLAW"

tak ran over and sat in between scorpius and suken and partook in all the sweet and salty things she could find, she also found the pumpkin juice was delicious, however suken told her they could not eat until headmaster Mcgonagall said so. it was almost perfect, then she heard something that made her blood boil, her ears smoke and her heart stop.

"Final student for sorting, ZIM INVADRO"

It couldn't be the zim she knew could it, but then she saw it, wig, contact lenses, and green skin exposed, Invader zim. 'HOW THE HELL DID HE GET ACCEPTED AT A MAGIC SCHOOL!' Tak thought angrily. Zim as sorted into slytherin and sat next to Albus Potter. then the old woman stood up to give a speech

"Welcome to Hogwarts: School of witchcraft and wizardry, First years and to all others Welcome back, before we begin the feast, I would like to welcome back professor's Spellman and Longbottom" Tory and the Gardener bowed "and some new faces, thanks to the professor exchange program, please welcome our new charms teacher, Monsieur Monsieur, and since the departure of our last potions teacher, please welcome professor DarkBooty" the two men stood and bowed. "now let the feast begin and i hope an easy and wonderful year to all"

Tak looked over at zimand knew the year would be anything but.

WHAT ZIM AND ALBUS IN SLYTHERIN ALONG WITH SUKENS EVIL SIBLINGS. well to help avoid confusion here is the years of all the characters

Tak, Suken, Scorpius, Albus, Zim: First year

James: second year

Wes: Third year

Lenora: Sixth year

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