40
Jack found Ianto in the bedroom, going through his wardrobe.
"What are you doing?" Jack asked as he took a seat in the edge of the bed.
"Rearranging my end" Ianto said as he looked at a shirt and moved it to the back of the rack.
"Hey! I like that one!" Jack pouted as his brain stopped looking for a comeback.
"I know Cariad, so do I but my growing waistline doesn't" Ianto laughed softly.
"Ah damn" Jack sighed as he realised several of his favourite "Ianto Outfits" were going to go into storage for a while.
"Sorry Cariad, them's the rules" Ianto deadpanned as Jack groaned.
"But there are upsides" Ianto said as he turned to watch Jack writhe on the bed in full diva mode.
Jack stopped the display and looked over with interest.
"Shopping!" Ianto breathed.
Jack's eyes got wide and his breath short as he eyeballed his husband.
"Me too?" Jack asked in a small voice.
"Not my favourite stores but … yeah. You can come with." Ianto shrugged.
"And…and can I choose …. I mean ….. Can I look ….ooooooo" Jack was now on his knees as he followed Ianto in to the bathroom, his hands clasped like a dog begging.
"Well. I suppose you should see how things fit … are put on …" Ianto paused for effect and enjoyed the way Jack whimpered "…and come off."
Jack was whining loudly as he grabbed at Ianto's waist but Ianto was quicker, stepping around him and yawned as he reached up to the top shelf.
His shirt slipped out of his jeans and up ….revealing a small bump.
Jack was there, licking, kissing and nuzzling while he humped Ianto's leg.
Ianto sighed and rolled his eyes, "Down!"
Jack sighed and let Ianto escape but his grin of glee was seen by all as he skipped … yeah skipped to the table for breakfast.
When asked why he was happy he replied that he was taking Ianto shopping.
Ianto mentally made a list of clothing stores he didn't really care about so when they were found in the dressing room, he wouldn't be so ashamed when they got kicked out.
He looked over at his husband and licked his lips as he remembered previous "Big Clothes" stores they had shopped in and their shocking falls from grace as they were caught every time.
If only Jack didn't laugh so loud when he was close to buttoning up a too small size, his loud huffing mistaken from lovemaking.
If only they knew, that had already been completed in silence.
Why else would he be re-dressing?