Sugar Daddy
John Cameron Mitchell
Howince
Comedy / Romance
Vince tries to spice up the relationship by dragging. Consequently, Howard's jaw was dragging on the floor by the time Vince was done.
"Alright, I'm ready!" Vince hopped out from behind the curtain, and Howard couldn't breathe. "The corset's a little tight, but it gives the illusion of natural breasts, so I can boost my cup size easier. But you and Corncakes know that, right?"
"I-I-I-Uh-I-"
"Not the reaction I expected." Vince frowned.
"You look-" Howard choked a bit. "You look amazing."
"Aww, thanks Howard!" He walked in a perfect line to the bedside table, and pulled out a bag of Gummy Bears. "Oh my God," he said as he chewed one. "I love Gummy Bears!" Howard was turning blue as Vince made almost orgasmic noises while eating the bears. "Do you want one?" He fed one to Howard without a response. "There, you're my sugar daddy."
"You know what a sugar daddy is, right?"
"Yeah. An old man, which is you, who's fucking an attractive young lady, which is me." Vince grinned, biting into another Gummy Bear.
"Vince, you're not a young lady."
"Fine then. I'll be the guy for once." He fed Howard another bear. "The thrill of control." He wolf whistled. "Sweetest taste I've known." Vince giggled. "No, I couldn't top."
"Not what I meant. You're lacking a female reproductive system." Vince looked like he was about to get offended, so Howard had to think fast. "You're not a woman, Vince. Where's the foetus going to gestate, in a box?"
Vince giggled. "Stop it! You know I can't resist it the Pythons." Vince sighed. "Just when I least expected it," said Vince, trying not to look too hopeful.
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Vince burst out laughing again. "Okay, fine, I'm not a woman."
"Besides, even if you were a woman, I would need to be rich."
"Okay, in a perfect world, you're rich, but I'm not a woman, because I like being a dude." He closed his eyes. " Think about it, and French cigarettes, a motorbike with high-speed jets, a Waterpik, a Cuisinart, and a hypo-allergenic dog."
"Vince-"
"Shut your mouth and dream a bit, Howard." Vince took in a deep breath. "Okay, Birth of Venus. But the clam is chocolate, I'm on it, and the water is marshmallow. Is that not amazing?"
"I suppose."
"It's amazing for me. I've gotta sweet tooth." He nibbled on Howard's neck. "Come on sugar daddy."
Howard flipped Vince over quickly, so Howard had pinned him. "Vince..."
"Come on sugar daddy, bring me home."