Rule number 2
Okayyy you all will probably hate me… but since School is over I have no access to a computer with microsoft word. So until I figure out how to update from my lap top I wont be updating any time soon. GOMANASAI!
I own nothing besides Chris, Draykon belongs to my friend.
Draykon and i were walking to the mess hall, listening to our favorite comedian, Brain Regan. We were laughing pretty hard...
"Brian? How do you make a word a plurl?" I ask, laughing.
"You put an 's' you put an 's' at the end of it!" Draykon answers in a dumb voice.
"When?" I say, barely controlling my laughter, glad that most of the Decepticons were not around.
"ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS!" Draykon says in a very loud, dumb voice.
"Will you two for the love of fraggin Primus! SHUT UP!" A very annoyed Starscream says from across the hall outside his quarters.
Draykon glares at gim." How bout you shut up yah Femme!"
"I am not a femme!" Starscream screams in a loud voice.
Draykon thinks for a moment then grins. "Are you yes."
"What?" Starscream says, glaring at the young Autobot.
"Femme a are you yes said i" Dray says calmy.
"Speak english or dont speak at all!" Starscream says, glaring daggers.
"Green are clouds the and white is grass the and green is sky the that know did you?" Draykon says, talking quickly. "Femme a are you and awesome is dad and sun the is fruit the and orange are you and."
"Last chance fleshy" Starscream says, powering up his guns.
Draykon says as fast as she can."Fragger femme me make!"
A few moments later theyre was a hole in the wall.
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Sam and Leo had heard about what Draykon had did, and Samwanted to try for himself. Which is why the two were currently wandering aimlessly around the Nemisis.
"This is going to be hilarious"Leo says while grinning.
"Yes yes it wi-" The sound of heavy footsteps intrupts Sam's sentance as Starscream comes into veiw around the corner.
Starscream snorts in discust." What are you two fleshbags doing here?"
"Not it is day nice Starscream hello?" Sam asks politely with a smile
"Speak normally or you'll end up in the med bay like your friend." Starscream growls.
"Nice very wasn't that." Samuel states.
"I said speak normally!" Starscream yells, being in a bad mood before the conversation already started.
"Screamer inside yell to nice not it's." Leo says, deciding to join in on the fun.
This continues for over an hour,ending with holes in the walls, Brig time for Sam and Leo and Starscream with a blown vocoder.