Chris's rules on what NOT to do

by NitroFire PrevChristinaNorcinu

I decided to write a fanfiction on what not to do around the 'Bots and 'Cons. Most of the stuff in here will probably be stuff my class did. They are all absolutely nuts.

4. Chapter 4

#46.) Chris is not allowed to date! At all!-Lord megatron
*Lord Megatron shot at the last guy
"You should have let him"-Sam
"I have to agree with Sammy... he's a freak"-Dray
Yes he was..*

#47.) No speaking different languages backwards.
*Starscream almost killed me and Dray
"Its was waayy funnier when we started mixing languages to he couldn't translate them"-Dray*

#48.) Robotic Vampires...
*Dray! What were you thinking?!
"Well there blood is energon and they drink energon so they are drinking there blood!"-Dray
Ratchet almost GLITCHED!*

#49.) Racing mine and Dray's alt. Modes is no longer allowed..
*Unless soundwave, Prime, or Lord megatron see us.
"We crashed into Meggabutt and Sam and Leo who were driving us broke some bones."-Dray
And lots of paint got scratched.*

#50.) Hyptnotism is banned from Nest.
*let's just say Sam though he was a rhino and charged Prime.. and hurt his arm worse*