It started as a normal day. All the decepticons were at the Autobot base for a meeting and Chris and Draykon were bored.
After a while they settled on rewatching Frozen for the umpteenth time. As the seen got to the song, "Do you want to build a snowman?" Chris looked at Draykon with a mischievous smile.
Chris took Draykon's servo and ran down into the hall where the meeting was being held. She knocked loudly on the wall. "Draykon? Will you help me hide a body?" She sings trying to not laugh.
Draykon smiled, getting what her cousin was doing." C'mon we can't delay~"
The cybertronians in the meeting pause for a moment, hearing that line. Optimus looked nervously at his brother who was chuckling before continueing the meeting.
The girls chuckle and sing together." No one can see him on the floor, Get him out the door, Before he can decay!" Chris laughs loudly, purposely sounding insane, causing her cousin to laugh as well.
"I thought you were my buddy. We won't get caught Just help me and don't ask why! Will you help me hide a body? It didn't have to be in one piece." Chris sings.
"Go away Chrissy!" Draykon sang.
"Oh dear, why… " Chris sighs loudly and walks away with heavy footsteps, before running back. "Won't you help me hide a body? This one's been knocked out since last Fall I think his company is overdue It's about time we threw His body down the well~" She sings, while sounding completely serious.
"Stay down there Jazz~" Draykon supplies with a laugh.
"It gets a little lonely Digging up all these graves Out in the night by myself…" Chris sings, just loud enough for the people in the meeting to hear.
"Ugh, we're already running out of space in these caves!" Draykon sings with a giggle.
"Draykon please I know you're in there You've been hiding all these years They say, "don't cry" and I have tried to Hide bodies without I'm out of tears" Chris sings sadly.
We've killed Sunny and Sides~ Now it's just you and me. What are we gonna do?" They both sing, holding the last note for as long as possible. "Won't you help me hide their bodies?" They whisper sing, peeking their heads into the door of the meeting room.
The cybertronians stare at them for a while.
"We are coming for you next~" They both whisper as creepily as they can, causing Prowl to glitch.
Ratchet stands from where he was seated, walking over and dragging the femmes to get their heads checked in the med bay.
A/N I am so sorry for not updating in like a year i havent had much inspiration I'll try to update more.