I walked into the front yard to see the boy's, Mason and some dude with a funny hat "Should I be concerned?" I asked raising my eyebrows, they shrugged "I'm sorry we're not funny people" Mason said turning to the boy's "That's alright we've got it covered" Boom reasured "Cubiley come" Brady said, a monkey-type-thing came running in and I stared in shock and confusion "Well don't forget about Jer-jer-jerrypoo" The dude with the funny hat said, he noticed the boy's look's and sighed
"I'll show myself out" he said walking away, the little monkey jumped/Ran into the castle and my eyes widened slightly "Wait Cubiley come back boy" Brady called "Are we sure it's a boy?" Boom asked as we walked into the castle "No and we're not checking" Brady replied "Help I'm being attacked by a giant armpit!" Lanny shouted as Cubiley jumped on him "Cubiley off" Brady said, Cubiley jumped off Lanny and I managed to contain my laughter "I'm sorry my king's I've never seen this creature before he could be dangerous" Mason said worriedly, I petted Cubiley and he purred, I chuckled and scratched his ear
"Mason you're dangerous and we let you stay here" Brady stated, Mason glared at him "Um...he's our new pet and Boomer said we could keep him" Brady said nervously "Pet? I'm sorry your majesty's but that take's a lot of responsibility" Mason said "I think we can handle it, last time I checked we were running an island" Boom said "Into the ground" I heard Lanny mutter "With all due respect you have us to help you run this island, I strongly advise you do not take on a pet" Mason replied, Boom chuckled "See that's the thing Mason you make a great advisor, but that's your thing you advise" he said shrugging
"And I mean we appreciate your advise, when we agree with it. But today, not so much" Brady said "We're keeping him so let us say it, so let it be done" Brady finished with a strange accent "Have it your way sire's, but remember I advise and protect, but I don't do doodoo you can take care of that thing yourselves" Mason said before walking out, Cubiley mocked him and I smiled "Now Cubiley it's not like that, Mason puff's out his chest more" Brady said, they did the action and walked off while I rolled my eyes.
A Short While Later
"Thank you for purchasing a guide to overthrowing your kingdom. Step one, eliminating the kings. There are many ways to eliminate the kings, drop a piano on them…" The radio said, I walked into the room to see Lanny playing with an' apple "Too Cartoony" he said "Send a cyborg back from the future" The radio said...okay that's just plain stupidity "Too nerdy" Lanny said "Roll him over with a giant boulder" It said "Too Indiana Jones'y" Lanny said, I rolled my eyes "But another way is hypnotizing a fool into doing the work for you" The radio said...oh crud, he got Lanny's attention now
"I'm listening" Lanny said sitting on the throne "To find a fool you must have someone with no shame, no pride, and willing to do anything" The radio said "Excuse me is there a shuttle or something to get back to the village" The boys's jester asked...oh great "And we have a winner" Lanny exclaimed before taking a bite of the apple
"It's not gonna work" I sung taking the apple from him, he looked at me "Of course it will and hey that's my apple" he exclaimed as I took a bite from it, I swallowed and sighed "I'm sorry my sweet king I was so hungry, please don't throw me in the dungeon" I said sweetly and seductively, Lanny bit his lip "Damn you woman you know all my week spots" he said shaking his head, I chuckled and sat on the couch.
A Few Seconds Later
I was sat on the throne watching Lanny 'try' and hypnotize the jester "...you will be in a deep deep sleep and under my command, 10" Lanny said, as soon as he hit 10 the jester fell asleep "When you wake you'll still be Jerry the jester, but when you see a king you'll be Jerry the eliminator of kings. Awake!" Lanny shouted clicking his fingers, Jerry shot up "Hey Jerry how do you feel?" Lanny asked "I feel the same as always, with these baby's" he said lifting up his hands
"Fail" I said loudly, Lanny shot me a glare "Hey have you seen those watermelons over there?" he asked "Ooh watermelons" Jerry said turning his head, he froze when he saw Brady and Boomer's faces on the watermelons "Pair of kings" he growled "I got new's for yah, this jester's wild!" he screamed pulling out a big mallot, he slammed it down on the watermelons and the pieces flew everywhere
"What was it you were saying baby?" Lanny said putting a hand to his ear "Nothing is going to happen to them" I said standing up "And how's that?" he asked with a slight tone "Because as of now your angel is now the king's guardian angel" I said winking "You did not just turn against me" he said shaking his head, I shrugged and sat on the throne "Sorry sweetheart get used to it" I said tossing my legs over the arm of the chair.