"Guess what Shelby" Lanny said jumping on the bed, I groaned and glanced at the clock "Lanny it's 9.00 let me sleep" I said, he sighed and sat down, I thought he gave up but I felt someone kissing my shoulder and back , I was sleeping on my stomach see, damn him for knowing my week spots "Lanny stop" I said even though I didn't want him to,
he made his way up to my lips and we kissed "Now that you're awake, can I tell you my news?" he asked, I realized he did all that to wake me up "You ass" I screamed, I sat up and hit him with the pillow, he caught my arms as I went to hit him again "calm down sweetheart, anyways do you want to know my news?"
he asked, I nodded "I get to embarrass Mason" he said "how come?"I asked dropping my pillow "Well somehow the Bat Medallion got stolen and kinkow's tradition say's the person who's guarding it gotta get embarrassed" he explained "that doesn't sound fair" I said, he shrugged "Ah well, now get dressed I don't want you missing this" Lanny said "I think I'll just stay in bed"
I said "There's gonna be a bunny" Lanny said, I shot up "Can I keep it?" I asked "Anything for you angel" he replied, I hugged him "I take it that you're coming then?"he asked as I pulled away "Yup, now go so I can get dressed" I said pushing him slightly "And here I thought I could stay" Lanny said standing up, I kneeled and pulled him into a kiss "I'll see you outside" I said, he nodded and left the room.
I finally got ready and headed out to the plaza, there was a lot of people there and I sat down in the front row, the man beating the drum stopped and Lanny came out "People of Kinkow! Mason Makoola has lost the bat medallion, he must be publicly humiliated, sit" Lanny said hitting Mason's chest, Lanny struggled to get him to sit down "Medallion"
Lanny pointed, Mason reluctantly sat down on the stool "Everyone think's Mason is so brave, he can wrestle and alligator and knock out the teeth of a hippo but that doesn't mean he's without fear does it Mason?" Lanny asked getting close to Mason's face "I'm also not afraid of little elves who wear little elf dresses" Mason replied, I bit my lip so I didn't laugh
"It's a cloak. Now what does scare the mighty hippo puncher? Bring me the beast!" Lanny shouted, one of the guards brought in something covered in a red cloth "Picture a 6 year old Mason on a spring day and a little easter egg hunt when you became the hunted" Lanny said to Mason, Lanny pulled away the cloth to reveal a white and black rabbit, he was gorgeous, Lanny held the rabbit and walked closer to Mason
"Get that floppy eared monster away from me" Mason said nervously "Aww, big bad Mason's afraid of a little bunny rabbit" Lanny said glancing at the crowd, Mason was on the floor while the bunny hopped around his legs, the big dude was terrified.
After a lot of nervousness Mason finally managed to suck it up, he was currently holding the bunny "Aww I don't know why I was so scared, you're just a great big fuzzy bundle of love" Mason said petting it "Guards, get rid of the giant rat" Lanny said, the guards came over and picked him up "No me he bunny you fool's" he shouted, they put him down and one grabbed the bunny,
Lanny whispered something to said guard before he walked off again "Alright Mason let's talk about you're grooming, you're not as perfect as you appear are you?" Lanny asked "I don't hear a lot of complaints" Mason said, a bunch of women in the crowd cheered and threw roses at him "Mason show them you're secret shame, remove you're straps"
Lanny ordered "Not gonna happen" Mason said "Lose em big boy" Lanny said, Mason removed them and he had long strips of thick hair, I grimaced "Hey I don't have time to wax everything" he defended while dropping the straps "Royal waxers, were gonna take care of that man fur" Lanny said clicking his fingers, 2 girls came over and put a large wax strip on Mason's chest "It's actually too long to wax you might wanna….MILEY CYRUS!"Mason shouted as they ripped the hair off, I started giggling.