"Thanks dad, you destroyed my social life and the furniture" Mikayla shouted as I came downstairs "Sometimes I don't know my on strength, feel free to pass that on to you're little beach boy's" Mason said inspecting the treasure in the safe "Hey guy's we need you to help us with this riddle so we can all get our wishes" Brady said coming through the door with Boomer and Lanny "Yeah this is my chance to become king" Lanny exclaimed sitting in one of the chair's,
we all looked at him and he noticed "Kong!" he shouted "King Kong, I always wanted to be a freakishly large ape" Lanny said slowly, they all shrugged and I smiled quite amused, Lanny put his leg over the arm of the chair "Through the jungle of skulls over the temple of trolls, where lava and land intersect the hankering coins are beneath the x" Mikayla read from something the boy's handed to her, she and Mason started laughing
"I'm sorry you're majesty's, we have a lot of things on the island mummy's, giant bugs, people dressed as spiders, but wishing coins? That's an old hags tale" Mason explained "It's true" a voice said from behind me, I looked to see an old woman "And don't sit so close to the T.V, and stop making that face or it'll get stuck like that forever" she snapped before walking out "But 2 peg seemed like such an honest pirate" Boom said "Oh my sweet naïve kings, you've been dupped"
Mikayla said "Kinda like this whole island since you got here" Lanny said, I walked over to him "Ease up on the comments Lanny, unless you wanna get caught" I said "Really Shelby? They wouldn't know if I hit em with it" Lanny replied "Besides that riddle would lead yah to hard lava rock in the middle of panick valley, can't burry anything there" Mason said "So I guess I won't be getting my wish" Brady said staring dreamily at Mikayla
"You're already kings what else could a person want?" she asked "I know what I want, a clean underwear tree, it blooms boxers in the spring, long john's in the winter and tighty whities in the summer" Boom exclaimed, yeah because that's not a waste.
"Come on Shelby were getting those wishing coins" Lanny said taking my hand "What?" I asked "the coins, there might be a chance and I am not giving up the chance of becoming king" Lanny said grabbing a shovel from under his bed "Fine" I said letting him pull me out of the room.
We were in the jungle and Boomer and Brady popped up "Ah it's a meercat!" Boom screamed "You were saying?"Brady asked when they both noticed it was Lanny "Lanny? What are you and Shelby doing out here being all creepy in the woods?" Boom asked "Oh I'm just on my midnight hike, you know getting some cardio in, feelin the burn" Lanny replied as he lifted the shovel over and over "With a shovel? Guy's you cant fool us"
Brady said, Lanny looked nervous "Our cousins are tryna dig us a hot top aren't ya?" Brady asked, wow they were stupid "Ya caught me, you guy's can read me like a book" Lanny said relieved "Well join us little cousins because we have a better way of getting that Jacuzzi, wishing coins" Boom said turning around, a small gazor went off and Boom screamed
"Now I really need that clean underwear tree" Boom said shakily, I grimaced.
"Okay where the lava and intersect, hey look lava rocks" Brady exclaimed, a body flew in front of us and I jumped "Mason?" I asked "Hey guy's, just tryna remember where I parked my cumune" Mason replied "Mason you can tell us the truth man we won't get mad" Brady said shrugging "Okay I lied I'm here for the treasure" Mason caved "Uh you make me sick" Brady said in disgust "I'm sorry my king's but I have a wish too, I want the worlds largest machete"
Mason said dreamily, the bushes behind him flew open to reveal Mikayla "That's you're wish? A stupid sword" she said angrily "Mikayla's here too? This isn't an island of paradise it's a jungle of lies" Boom said "But you guy's laughed at us and told us this riddle was a fake" Brady said "did you get a hair cut?" Mikayla asked Brady, he started smiling and flirting "Hey no changing the subject here, you guy's tricked us so you could come out here and take the wishing coins for yourselves"
Boom said "It's a whole family of thieves and Lies" Lanny said, I glared at him "This coming from the king of Lies" I said, he glared back "Alright tell us why we shouldn't lock you two in the dungeon" Brady said "Because we can do the digging" Mason declared "Sold" Brady said handing Mason and Mikayla the shovels, we finally spotted the x and Mason and Mikayla dug the shovels in, as soon as they did though a cage dropped on top of us "Oh crud" I said out loud.