Chapter 2 - Paluo (jelosuly comes)

AKA the one with the black out. kinda differnt then the one on tv but still a bit the same xxx still read though.

Pheobe, Ross, Rachel and joey are hanging out in Central Perk. Pheobe is about to sing a song on her guaitar.

Rachel is now working a Central Perk because she needs a job because of her failed marriage.

Rachel : now back my popular demand its ... Pheobe Buffay!

* small clap*

Pheobe: ok im going to sing a song that realy means a lot to me -

*power cut*

Pheobe - Thank you.

Scence goes to Monica and Rachels appartment. Pheobe Joey Ross Rachel and moncia are there.

Rachel and Pheobe are on the balcony talking.

And Joey and Ross are talking on the couch and monica is in the kitchen cleaning.7

Ross - You now joe, im thinking about asking Rachel out.

Joey: Really?

*Ross nods his head*

Joey: why not do it tonight , well now?

Ross: whats here now?

Joey: Yes! come on Ross, whats putting you off? the candles, the wine, you coundt ask for more a romantic setting.

pheobe walks inside from the balcony leaving rachel alone.

Joey ( queitly to ross) - heres your chance rachels alone.

Pheobe: Hey i think someone needs to talk to her shes quite upset.

Monica: Ill do it.

Ross:NO, ILL DO IT.

Ross pushed his sister Monica to the side to go and talk to Rachel.

( out side on the balcony)

Ross: so you ok Rach?

Rachel: Yh, i guess i am.

Ross: well theres something that i wanted to tell you for quite a bit now...

Rachel : Yh...?

A CAT JUMPED APON HIS BACK AND IT APPERED TO BE SCRATCHING HIM VERY FIRECELY

RACHEL TRYS TO HELP TO TRY AND GET THE CAT OF HIS BACK.

* SCENE CHANGES TO IN THE LIVING ROOM AND MONICA JOEY AND PHOEBE ARE SINGING AND PHOEBE IS ALSO PLAYING THE GUITAR NONE OF THEM HAVE REALISED WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ROSS OUTSIDE*

SCENE FADES TO LATER WHERE THEY ARE (CHANDLER IS STILL NOT HERE BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT ROSS AND RACHEL AND I CANT BE BOTHERS WRITEING ABOUT HIM BEING TRAPPED IN A ATM BANK) anyway THEY ARE ALL SITTING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND ROSS HAS A ICE PACK ON HIS BACK, CLAERLY IN PAIN (POOR ROSS :( XXX ) WHILE RACHEL IS SITTING NEXT TO HIM STROKING THE EVIL CAT THAT ATTACKED ROSS.

Rachel : we need to find this little guys home and owner

Ross : cant we just put him out in the hall.

Rachel : we cant do that in a black out he could get trampled on.

Ross: yh, so?

he says without any care in the world.

...

(A while later)

Rachel and Pheobe have gone looking around the building for the owner of the cat. while ross joey and monica are in the living room hanging out and talking about stuff.

When rachel comes in with a guy named "Paluo" a attractive italian man.( Rach, Mon and Pheobs find him atrattive but i dont.)

Mon: rach, who is this.

Rach: oww this is Paluo it was his cat.

Ross: of coruse it was (!)

* Rachles arm is rapped around Palous*

Pheobe comes trough the door.

Phoebe: i cant find the owner.

Rachel: ive all ready found him its was Palos ( you guys now who i mean when i say paluo i dont now how to spell it) cat.

Pheobs: well HELLO paulo!

* Ross looks heart broken* :(

* joeys looks at ross and then at Rachel and Palou and fells sooooo sorry for ross* :(

Palou : * speaks italian and NOBODY understands what he is saying*

Everyone exept from rachel all look very confused.

Rachel: Yh, he dosent speak much English.

...

A while later everyone exept chandler is there. Paulo has left ( i dont like him).

everyone is sitting around the table waiting for the last candle to blow out.

Pheobe : 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... -48 ... -49 ... -50.

JOEY BLOWS OUT CANDLE

Ross ; Thankyou.

Rachel: yh, thanks.

ITS GOES DARK AND ALL ALL SILENT ROSS BREAKS THE SILENCE BY SAYING:

its all kinda spooky with the lights off.

everyone is making scary noises for like 1 minute.

Ross: hey ive got the ultimate one - MAH. MAH MAH MAH!

THE LIGHTS GOES BACK ON AND AS THAT HAPPENS ROSS STOPS AS HE SEES RACHEL AND PALOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM MAKING OUT.

ouch thats gotta hurt. :(

the rest of the gang - monica , joey and phoebe are looking so sad for him . xx :(