IT'S A ROLU! BUT DO NOT FRET MY FELLOW LALU LOVERS! SINCE ITS SUCH A CLOSE VOTE I SHALL MAKE A LALU AFTER I FINISH 'THE NEW SABER' IT WON'T TAKE TOO LONG , ONE OR TWO CHAPTERS MORE. OR ONE LONG ONE! I ALREADY HAVE A STORYLINE BUT IT COULD ALSO TURN INTO A FREEDXLUCY!

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(Rogue's POV)

I was discussing living arrangements with Sting when I heard the bathroom door open and judging by Lucy's footsteps she was trying not to be heard. I wonder why. Sting turned around and had blood dripping from his nose. What's up with that? I looked to where he was staring and immediately started to study the roof intensely. Lucy was in nothing but a towel. How on earth was I going to get this picture out of my head? I know that I will have trouble doing it! I didn't see what her reaction was because I was finding the roof to be an intriguing thing to study.

(Sting's POV)

This must be my lucky day. Now I don't have to try and peek at her. Too bad she has a towel on. Oh I hope she kicks me and give me a show. And then I saw the type of underwear she wears. I hope this picture is embedded in my mind. Unfortunately my observations were interrupted by her team. They sounded pretty angry, well not Gray, his nose was bleeding like mine was and can you really blame him?

(Lucy's POV)

I ran to Erza to try and calm her down enough to explain the situation to her. Natsu went straight to my fridge while Gray sat there on the floor by the chimney staring with a nose bleed.

"Erza it was my fault, but you can punish Sting, but don't kill him. Also you can punish Gray" I suggested. She looked thoughtful for a moment then nodded and went to Sting and Gray and shouted at them for staring and thinking improper things.

I was suddenly knocked back when I felt something hit my chest. It was Happy crying about how he lost to Lector in their fish eating contest. I got up and looked around at the chaos around me. I looked at Rogue and saw that he stopped staring at the roof to see what was happening. He looked at me and immediately his nose started to bleed and he fell to the floor. I turned to see that Gray and Sting were in the same condition while Natsu was still eating. I heard a giggling from above me to see Happy holding my towel giggling like mad.

I swear that all of Magnolia could hear my scream and I probably scared them too.

That damned cat! He planned this all out by the look on his face. This was entirely his fault. I grabbed my clothes and ran to the bathroom. I quickly got changed and left the bathroom. Sting was sitting on the floor with a happy look on his face.

"Stop thinking about it!" I screamed as I kicked his face. I turned to see that Rogue was still in a state of shock. I went over to him and helped him onto the couch. He turned to me and turned red.

"Sorry Lucy" he mumbled. I smiled at him.

"It's ok, at least you didn't stare like some people" I glared at Gray and Sting, but mainly Sting as Gray had moved on to eat ice cream. He was probably used to it since he always walked in on me in the baths. But at least Gray didn't picture it with an obvious look on his face like Sting.

I turned to Happy with a murderous aura.

"You damned cat, why did you have to go and do that?" I asked him with a glare.

"Well, Natsu and Gray have already seen you naked so I thought that it was only fair that Sting and Rogue did too" when he said this Sting went to give the little blue devil praise and Rogue was trying to get the redness out of his face.

"Why have they seen you naked may I ask" Rogue asked me. He had a strange look in his eyes. Was he jealous? Why would he be? I will have to discuss this with Levy-chan at a later stage.

"They have no sense of privacy, that's why" I said. Sting was still hugging Happy.

"Natsu-san I love your cat" he said while Lector glared at Happy. Natsu brought his head out of the fridge.

"You can't have him" he said with his mouth full, spraying food everywhere in the process. I felt a tap on my shoulder and found out that it was Rogue. He was red again.

"Um Lucy, what is she doing?" he pointed at Erza who was inspecting my underwear collection much to my embarrassment.

"Why me?" I cried out dramatically, well can you blame me?

(Rogue's POV)

Just when I thought that it might be safe to stop looking at the roof I saw that the only thing that helped me keep my sanity, the towel, had been removed by Natsu-san's exceed. Sting was hugging him and telling him how much he appreciated his thoughts on the matter. Wait? Why have they seen her naked?

When I asked her this I tried not to sound jealous but by the look on her face I don't think she bought it. I was a little relived when I heard the reason. Just when the redness in my face was leaving it I saw Erza doing something I realised what she was looking at and I felt a nose bleed coming so I looked at the incredibly interesting roof again. It was then when I knew that there was no hope for me to forget everything I saw.

~MORNING~

I'm still trying to get the pictures from last night out of my head. I'm not a pervert like Sting and I will stop picturing things every time I see Lucy. I was lying on the couch with my hands over my face trying to clear my head when I was brought back to reality by a shout.

Natsu was in Lucy's bed and she was not entirely enthralled with it.

"Wah? What's happening?" Sting shot up. He, too, was woken up by the shout. Lucy was furious. I see what she meant by having no privacy.

After breakfast, which Natsu joined in so there were two pigs eating, we headed to the guild. Lucy was grumpy but who could blame her? When we got there she went upstairs. I wonder what that's about.

(Lucy's POV)

I am now officially sick and tired of the lack of privacy that I'm given. It was beyond embarrassing when Rogue saw my entire underwear collection because of Erza. I stomped upstairs; no one greeted me because I was in a state of what they call Erza-Lucy.

I saw who I wanted to talk to and headed for their table. Laxus and his team stared at me in confusion. I turned to Freed who flinched at my murderous aura that's when I tried to calm down but it was to no avail.

"Aah, Miss Lucy what can we do for you?" he asked. Freed was always so formal even though I had told him that I really don't mind if he calls me Lucy. Oh well, I guess that he's stuck in his ways.

"I need your help Freed. Please may you put some runes up around my apartment, especially my bathroom and my underwear drawer" I blushed at the last part.

Laxus burst out laughing. He seemed to find this situation hilarious, which it clearly isn't. I glared at him.

"It's not funny! Last night was the last straw." I said through clenched teeth. They looked at me confused. I just stood there with a red face.

"Freed will put runes up if you tell us what happened" Laxus smirked and so did Bickslow. I blushed and sat down and recalled last night's events. I really needed those runes up.

By the end of my explanation Laxus and Bickslow were rolling on the floor laughing and also saying 'lucky bastards' Sting heard this and shouted 'I know right?' Freed had a tint of pink on his cheeks but being the gentleman that he is, he didn't laugh at me and Evergreen was shaking her head. I heard Gajeel snicker.

"Shut up Gajeel! It's not funny" I shouted over the balcony and saw that Rogue had a bit of pink on his face too. I was never going to live this down!

"Miss Lucy I shall gladly put some ruins where you need them" he told me. I was so happy that I gave him a hug. I thought I heard some growls behind me but I'm sure I imagined it.

I lead him to my house, I saw Rogue leave the guild too. I wonder where he's going. When we arrived at the apartment Freed put runes around my house and bathroom so that no one could enter without my permission, as well as my underwear drawer.

"Thank you Freed!" I told him once he was done, "By the way, I know you like Mira so I think that you should ask her out" I told him

"Do you really think she'll say yes?" he asked me. That's why he hadn't asked her out?

"Absolutely" I nodded my head. He seemed to brighten up at this. "Besides, if you wait till your ready you'll be waiting for the rest of your life. That's what we do as humans, we wait till the opportune moment but it never comes because we're afraid to take chances" I said with a smile

"Thank you very much Miss Lucy, I think I will ask her out. You are a very wise person. Farewell and if you need any more runes done, don't hesitate to contact me" and with that he left with a smile on his face. I waved at him and went to the park to clear my head; it was here where I saw a familiar head of black hair that belonged to a person stroking a frog-ish exceed.

CHAPTER 1 HAS BEEN EDITED! (FOR THE BETTER IN MY OPINION)

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