Why, you ask, didn't I update sooner? I was absorbed in other manga's (I started reading bleach) if you guys know any awesome manga's please tell me! I'm sorry for the late updates.

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A new life away from fairytail: I have written the chapter, its 12268 words and I don't know if that is enough. If you really want I will post it as is.

Trickery: I'll be honest. I'm having trouble with this one. If anyone has any ideas I'll be happy!

I made my way to master's office and knocked on the door and entered when I was given permission. It was an adequately sized office with masters desk facing the left with two chairs in front of it and another desk by the door which Laxus was sitting at doing paperwork which he didn't look to happy about. There were a couple of bookshelves but mostly stacks of papers.

"There you are Lucy! There was no trace of you anywhere in Magnolia. If you were gone another day I would have sent Natsu to go and look for you. You should let us know when you are planning to disappear" he scolded. I maneuverer my way around the tall stacks of paper to a chair and took a seat.

"I'm sorry master, I went to the open beach the next town over to make contracts with my new keys and Rogue went with me and we decided to stay the night because Rogue didn't want to go on the train three times in a day but Frosch got lost and we found him all the way in Lomber town outside Sabertooth where Minerva found us but then Erza came by to buy cake but the store was closed because it was around midnight then we stayed the night and Erza made us have cake for breakfast" I explained.

"Oh yes, Erza ran out of the guild when she overheard Mira talking about a new cake store but she didn't even consider that the store would be closed. All she had on her mind was cake" Master thought out loud with a hand stroking his moustache.

"Master we have someone else to join the guild" I told him. I then proceeded to tell him how we ran into Yukino and asked if she could join. Master was really happy about the thought of new people in the guild.

We went downstairs to give Yukino her new stamp and found her being interrogated by Mira about her and Sting and any other possible matches. But when Mira saw me she essentially saw her next victim. Lately she was determined to know every aspect of my relationship with Rogue.

Unluckily for me Natsu saw me at the same time and I was now being questioned by both of them. Natsu was asking (demanding) that next time I spontaneously disappear that I take him with me. Mira was asking whether there was any progress with me and Rogue. While all this was happening master was laughing at my despair.

"You listen here Lucy; I want lots of babies running around this guild so you and Rogue better get a move on! By the end of the year there should be at least two babies." I heard Mira tell me in a strict voice. Rogue choked on the drink that he was currently drinking, while Sting, Laxus and Gajeel laughed their heads off. Wendy was a bit red and Natsu was too busy scolding me to notice.

"Mira that's physically impossible, it's August now and I don't think your fantasies will come true any time soon" I told her. She looked really sad but the truth can hurt.

Erza heard Mira's comment and told me that I was forbidden to have babies until I was a suitable age which caused her and Mira to fight. All the while Rogue had a pink tint to his face and I did too. I grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the guild where I summoned Plue who started to play with Frosch.

"Just ignore Mira; she's not right in the head when it comes to babies. She loses every ounce of common sense at the mention or thought of a baby" I mumbled but I know he heard me.

"I've noticed that, that happens. Quite often, especially when it comes to you" he told me.

"I'm her number one victim, normally you can distract her by telling her about other potential couples but lately it's not working. And it's impossible to avoid her" I told him.

We walked around town for a bit before heading back to the guild. We just sat at a bench and watched the guild brawl; discussing who we thought would be knocked out next. I leant on his shoulder and closed my eyes.

Mira's POV

I was cleaning the remaining glasses while writing a list of how many glasses, tables and kitchen utensils that we had to replace. The list was growing by the minute and I knew that master would not be happy. I was about to get the dustpan to sweep up some glass when I saw Lucy leaning on Rogues shoulder, clearly asleep (how she could sleep like that is beyond me, I even fall asleep at a desk not to mention the noise that the guild was making) he was looking down at her with a soft look on his face. I internally squealed and ran to get a camera. I was in the kitchen retrieving the camera I heard a crash. I sighed, more items to add to the list.

I walked out of the kitchen and froze at what I saw. The bar was in pieces and Lucy and Rogue were on the floor. Lucy looked thoroughly confused as she tried to cover herself as Natsu and Sting had destroyed her clothes. Rogues eyes were closed as he tried to control his temper but he failed miserably at it when Wakaba said something about Lucy. He ended up punching him across the guild after giving Lucy his cloak. Sting started cheering, happy that Rogue was joining in the fight. I took a picture of the moment before putting the camera away.

Lucy's POV

A few moments before Mira walked in

I was about to fall asleep on Rogues shoulder. We were discussing buying an apartment for me, him and Sting. When they discussed having an apartment without me Frosch wouldn't stop crying until I agreed never to leave him. I hope I can keep that promise. Who knows what could happen in the future. Sting found this all highly annoying. I must remember to ask Rogue about how to cope with him.

I suddenly felt heat all around me and my clothes were ruined. Wakaba said something about my state of dress which highly annoyed Rogue, who had given me his cloak. I then realised I had landed on something.

I was sitting on Natsu as I held Rogues cloak close around me. I turned around to see Mira, at first she looked amused but then it looked as if she thought of something that made her mad.

"How dare you ruin the moment" she was now in her Satan soul. What moment? What is she talking about?

The whole guild froze and slowly turned to face her. She ended up punishing them for something but then smashed Erza's cake. They then started a fight with her. I just sat there laughing as Wendy, Yukino and Lisanna tried to comfort master who was crying about the destruction.

'Just another regular day in Fairy Tail' I sighed