A/N: Helloooo again :) So this one was TOTALLY inspired by UndressTheseBeautifulLies and her amazing fic "25 Things About" - which you should absolutely definitely check out because it's awesome ;) I hadn't tried one of these before so I hope I did okay ;)
Chapter Thirty-One: 25 random things about the crazy vampire family we all love...
31. 25 Things About The Cullens
1. The Cullens have a total of 12 houses, and they move about every 5 years. 6 of the houses are scattered across the US and Canada, but they also have houses in England, Russia, Australia, China, France, and Italy.
2. It's no secret that Alice has a tiny shopping problem. She has 16 credit cards, all charged to various different accounts owned by the Cullens, and her last credit card bill had a total spend that consisted of nine digits.
3. The only aspect of shopping that Jasper enjoys are bookstores. Reading is one of his favourite pastimes, and he loves buying new books - or better, buying old books. Jasper's favourite book is To Kill A Mockingbird.
4. Whilst Edward is the famous family musician, all of the Cullens are musical. Esme can play the harp and Carlisle knows Guitar. Emmett, unfortunately, plays the drums (in addition to his claim that he's an "awesome DJ") and Rosalie plays both flute and piano. Alice sings beautifully, as well as playing violin and a little guitar, and Jasper can play both piano and guitar. Even Bella learned recorder.
5. Emmett once claimed he could go straight through the two-metre thick wall of the Cullen house. Jasper bet him that he couldn't. You can still see the dent.
6. Alice believes that you can tell all you need to know about a woman from her shoes. Jasper said that you could tell Alice was short by her constant need to wear heels.
7. Esme loves her family to pieces, but she also loves it when she's home alone. She'll be in the garden, planting flowers or trimming hedges. The Cullen yard looks as beautiful as it does because of Esme's hard labour on those home alone days.
8. Cars are a big deal to the Cullens. Alice has her yellow Porsche. Edward had his Volvo and the "special occassions" Vanquish. Rosalie brought countless cars in and out of the Cullen garage, but she was always faithful to her cherry red BMW. Emmett had the jeep. Carlisle and Esme have the Mercedes. Bella had her beat up truck, and then the beautiful Ferrari. Jasper was the only Cullen not to have a car, and that was only because Alice insisted on driving everywhere in her car.
9. There are two things that Rosalie Hale is really scared of. The first was losing Emmett, and the second was wasps.
10. Alice and Jasper don't have a cottage like Edward and Bella or Rosalie and Emmett. Instead, they have a treehouse which Jasper built at Alice's design. The couple spent many nights sat on the branches it stood on, looking up at the stars.
11. Carlisle has many hobbies, but his favourite is fishing. He loves the calm and quiet that you get when you're out in the middle of the water on a boat. Of course, he has no use for the fish and sets them free as soon as they're caught.
12. During Esme's human life, she was a vegetarian, and it amuses her that this was transferred into her vampire life.
13. Alice loves the rain. She loves how it looks dripping down a window, and how it sounds splashing into the river at the bottom of the yard. She loves standing outside and getting soaked through, and how raindrops would stick to her eyelashes and run down her cheeks.
14. Renesmee's favourite human food is spaghetti carbonara.
15. When they hear there's a tornado coming, the Cullen kids jump in a car and head straight for the storm. "Tornado Jumping" had become a favourite pastime of the vampires - they would run into tornados and let themselves be thrown around in the winds, before jumping right out again unharmed.
16. When Jasper signed up for the Confederate Army, his sister gave him a tiny little bear figurine, made out of silver. She said it would give him luck, and bring him home safe. In some ways, he supposed, it had. Alice was his home, and becoming a vampire had brought him to her. He kept the figurine his pocket always, and to this day couldn't bring himself to kill a bear.
17. Alice loves glitter. She loves it. She personalizes everything she can with glitter; her school books, her shoes, her bedroom furniture. She even tried to cover the Porsche in sparkling gold, but Jasper convinced her not to. She loves that her own skin is so glittery in the light, and she loves being able to wear her engagement and wedding ring when she's at home, and watching them glitter too.
18. If Edward looked old enough to have a job, he'd be a therapist. He knew that he'd be good at it, because he'd know what people were really thinking, and what their problems really were. He also knew that he'd love helping people, giving them a new chance at life.
19. The movie Bambi is banned in the Cullen house. The last, and only, time they watched it, Rosalie, Esme, and Alice were all in tears. It was unfortunate that Emmett hunted deer that very afternoon, because Rosalie wouldn't talk to him for a week.
20. Emmett knows that he's the strongest in the house - now that Bella's no longer a newborn, at least. His immense strength means so much to him because he believes he was weak in his human life, and that this balances it out.
21. Alice's favourite movie is Titanic - but the original black and white one, rather than the more famous one.
22. Rosalie always studies for tests at school, even though she would remember everything anyway. She says she wants to feel like she's earned the grade, rather than passing the exam simply due to vampire memory.
23. The Cullens once did a "Cullens Got Talent" show in their living room, organised by Alice. Alice danced, Edward and Jasper did a piano duet, Emmett broke things, and Rosalie refused to join in because she'd wanted to be the glamorous assistant to Emmett's magic show, which he'd refused to put on. Carlisle and Esme were the judges, but they ruled that everyone was a winner - something that all the boys protested, but Alice accepted with a smile and a curtsey.
24. Unlike some of his siblings, Jasper likes going to school. He loves learning new things, filling his unlimited vampire brain with facts and figures and theories. His favourite subject is US History, with English Lit coming a close second.
25. With the addition of Bella and Renesmee, the Cullen family finally feels complete. Everybody has someone, and everybody loves each other. Their family is strong, united, and happy.
A/N: Soooo what did you think?! That was sooooo much harder than I thought it was going to be! Looked really easy but it was actually really difficult to think of things! I know there's practically nothing about Bella in there, but it was especially hard to make up stuff for her, because the whole Twilight Saga is her POV so we already know like everything about her! Some of these were literally so random, but I hope you liked them anyway!
Like I said, go check out UndressTheseBeautifulLies's story :)
Thanks for all the reviews to the last snapshot, keep 'em coming! Let me know which one of these 25 things was your favourite ;) Bye for now :)
