Times in the life of Saul Ramkin-Vimes and Samantha Vimes

by Seiya234

What if Sybil Ramkin was born Saul Ramkin, and Sam stood for Samantha as opposed to Samuel? So, Various incidents in the lives of Sir Saul Ramkin-Vimes, his wife the Commander of the City Watch, Duchess of Ankh, Lady Samantha Vimes, and their daughter, Little Sam. Massive new chapter at 23! (and smaller one at 29)

35. Fight

Snuff drabble

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Jefferson was not expecting his foot to be caught.

Or the kick in the kneecaps.

What he least expected of all was that Vimes, who was barely over 5 feet and was probably 120 pounds soaking wet, if that, actually picked him up off the ground and tossed him over her shoulder.

And then she had gotten them on the ground, and she was on top, with a knee to the unmentionables [1] and she was hissing in his ear and….

He lost. He actually lost to the damned duchess.

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[1] When Vimes said she fought dirty, she meant it. [2]

[2] And taught all of her equally non-fair play minded female comrades the best places to aim and yank besides the more obvious ones.