Three's A Crowd

by Team Schadenfreude

The encounters between the Gakuen Alice characters and people outside not only the school gates, but outside their universe, three sentences apiece. Rated T for possible language.

47. Chapter 47

47. Gakuen Alice / The Big Bang Theory

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors!"

Koko, upon hearing the experimental physicist's thorough explanation, leaned over to Kitsu and muttered, "I think he may have the Pointless Game Information Alice."

"Yep."

Autumn Win-Dow.