So here we go with another one-shot, probably a short one, actually it's gonna be so short I might have to make a second part, it's just that I don't really have a story for this I just kind of have the idea… so here we go.
Disclaimer: Don't own RWBY. Big surprise right?
In all honesty, I've had a lot of normal days in the few months I've been on Remnant. Plenty of days where I just went through normal classes, trained for awhile, had a chat with Neko before we went to sleep, normal days all and all.
Today was not one of those days.
Although it is still mild compared to Ozpin's attempt at a harem ship, or the attack with the White Fang, or the second attack with the White Fang. Ya this was definitely mild compared to that.
I walked in and saw a bottle on the floor, and all of team RWBY appeared to be drunk, even Ruby.
"What did you all do this time?" AJ asked pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Oh hey AJ! Where were you when Yang brought us this drink?" Ruby asked, sitting in her elevated bed and pointing at the bottle on the floor. She seemed sober compared to the others.
"I was training, answer the question." AJ deadpanned not looking up at her.
"Oh a friend of mine gave me this and said it was really good so I had some on the way here and decided it was so good I should offer it to everyone else, sorry, nothing left for you." Yang said.
Yang was over on the right leaning on the wall and slurring as she spoke. She could barely stand and was probably trying to be seductive but she's so drunk that she actually is failing at it.
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?" Weiss suddenly yelled.
She wouldn't have seemed drunk if it wasn't for the whole wobbling thing, and the blush she has.
"I just explained that." AJ deadpanned.
"EXPLAIN IT AGAIN!" Weiss demanded.
AJ walked up to her and hit her in the back of the head knocking her out. He caught her before she fell and set her on her bed. The others were a more controllable drunk, but he couldn't have Weiss yelling everything she said. He saw pretty quickly she was a less controllable drunk.
"Weiss! NO! DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!" Ruby cried as she leapt down to her partners side. She apparently thought she was dead, guess she wasn't really that sober.
"She's fine Ruby." AJ said simply and she ignored him. So he turned to Yang. "Why the hell would you let your little sister drink this? You are a terrible sister." He said harshly.
Yang took it really lightly and simply looked down and sighed a little. Before smiling again and stumbling towards him.
"Oh well, she didn't drink too much so she'll be fine." Yang said. If she was sober she would have been a bit more concerned and would have hated herself for this. "I don't feel well, can you come in bed with me and hold me?" She asked.
"Sure." AJ said unfazed by the offer. "You climb up first." He asked and Yang struggled up to her bed. While she did that AJ bent down to look at the bed below which had a blanket pulled over it and it was clear someone was hiding under it. "So, I assume you were smart enough to not drink and are hiding from them?" He asked the blanket.
The blanket moved slightly and revealed Blake, only she was blushing and smiling cutely again. 'Or not.' She giggled seeing him before wrapping her arms around his neck and suddenly pulling him under the blanket with her.
He was about to stop her before she tried anything when suddenly the sound of the door opening became clear. In a moment of clarity and panic, AJ used a pulse of Energy to shove Ruby under Weiss's blanket and he quickly hid back under the blanket as well while covering Blake's mouth.
The sound of footsteps inside were clear and AJ was worried what would happen if someone saw the team like this, or saw him like this! There was a long silence… then the person turned around and walked out.
It seemed the person walked in, saw Yang in her bed, probably fallen asleep when she got up there, saw two more beds that clearly had people sleeping under the covers, decided the team was just sleeping, and left them alone. 'Whatever Glynda wanted to tell us must not have been that important then.' AJ thought as he looked out from under the blanket and saw the door was closed and no one was there. Then he saw Ruby get out of Weiss's bed blushing.
"Why did you do that?" Ruby asked angrily.
"Sorry. Didn't want anyone to see you guys drunk, Yang would have been in trouble, you all would have been as well." AJ explained.
Ruby seemed to want to yell at him but soon calmed down. "Well, it turned out Weiss isn't dead, so I guess its ok." She said smiling. AJ took his hand that was keeping Drunk Blake from speaking and facepalmed.
"AJ? Is she gone yet?" Yang's slurred voice asked form above them. 'Oh, she isn't asleep, dang it!'
"Yes Yang." AJ answered.
Yang's response was to fall of the bed without screaming and landing face first. AJ laughed a little, so did Ruby, Weiss however…
"STOP BEING SO LOUD!" Weiss hypocritically complained.
"Great, I need to knock her out again." AJ complained to himself as he went to stand up but felt Blake pulling him back down.
"No, stay here with me." She pleaded and kissed him on the cheek.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?" Weiss asked AJ and Blake.
Surprisingly, Yang somehow got over to Weiss without falling and knocked her out.
"Thank you." AJ said to Yang smiling a little.
"No, as a real thanks, I'm gonna sleep with you two." Yang said smiling and began stumbling over to them, only falling twice on the there.
AJ lost his smile and decided he wanted to just leave the drunken team to their own issues but Blake held onto him and turned him around to face her. He was met with her cute smile and a long kiss that kept him distracted till he felt Yang press against his back. 'Oh crap.'
"Ruby, help me." AJ pleaded unable to move.
"Huh? What's this?" Ruby asked herself as she stumbled away from him. "A letter. From Miss Goodwitch. 'I see you all are really tired, I won't bother you till tomorrow.'" Ruby finished reading the note and went to bed.
"Hey! I said help me!" AJ complained as Blake put her arms around his neck and Yang put her arms around his waist.
"Don't worry AJ. We won't do anything." Yang said.
"Ya, we're just going to sleep, ok?" Blake said and he got lost in her eyes again. He only regained his focus because she closed her eyes and fell asleep, he could feel Yang's breathe had become consistent as well.
'Great, I guess I'm stuck here for the night. If anyone comes in and see's this…'
AJ woke up the next morning to find soft white fabric in his face, and the sound of someone's heartbeat. He blushed and tried to move but felt Blake hold him there.
"Hey, I wanna do that." Yang complained behind him.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" 'That didn't sound like Weiss… oh no…'
"I'm really sorry for bringing the drink in…" Yang said avoiding her eyes.
"YOU SHOULD BE! THIS IS UNECCEPTABLE!" Glynda yelled.
They were all standing in their dorm, albeit most didn't feel well right now, hangover and all that, making Glynda's yelling a good enough punishment. AJ explained what he understood from all this and now sober Yang explained what happened albeit slowly.
"YOU'RE LUCKY OZPIN THINKS SO HIGHLY OF YOU ALL OR I WOULD HAVE KICKED YOU OUT OF BEACON RIGHT NOW!" Glynda continued yelling.
"Glynda, you're killing them, could you stop yelling?" AJ pleaded for the sake of his friends.
"NO! IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO AS A PUNISHMENT!" Glynda explained.
AJ agreed with this but still didn't like how she was hurting his friends. He thought she was loud as it is with his sensitive ears. He felt Blake wrap her arms around him and saw she was on the verge of tears, if it was sensitive for him, how it must be for her… and that was the last straw.
"Glynda." AJ said threateningly. Glynda realized that his anger would only escalate in defense of his friends and stopped yelling.
"In any case, you four are getting two months detention for this." Glynda said pointing at the four girls, who whined. AJ sighed, in relief, and in sadness since his friends got in trouble, it was Yang's fault though…
"Actually, who gave you the drink Yang?" AJ asked.
"Um… I can't say, I don't want to rat him out." Yang said slowly.
"If you tell me who the source of this is, I will remove the detention for your team Miss Xiao Long." Glynda said. The other girls jumped Yang excitedly begging her to tell so they wouldn't be in trouble.
Yang sighed before telling them who did it. Glynda went straight faced at the news, it was so shocking she actually didn't react. She eventually recovered and sighed.
"Alright, you all are let off with a warning then. I have someone to punish now." Glynda said with a dark Aura radiating off her that scared the five into backing away.
They all sighed in relief when they stopped feeling that dark Aura, before the four girls cheered for getting away without detention.
"WHY ON REMNANT WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Glynda yelled/asked the culprit.
"Um… shipping?" Ozpin answered meekly, fearing for his life.
"THIS IS WAY PASSED THAT! IT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE THAN JUST SHIPPING!" Glynda said. (The line below isn't supposed to be there... sorry. Don't know how to delete them, seeing as hitting delete doesn't do anything. Someone tell me how to delete lines this is stupid!)
"You know I can't help it, the harem was this close." Ozpin explained, then proceeded to jump out the window before Glynda could punish him, he landed and used his Aura to somehow come out unharmed but he could already feel Glynda coming after him and started running like his life depended on it, which it did.
"Of course it was Ozpin…" AJ deadpanned when Glynda left.
Yep, it was all another attempt for Ozpin to ship a harem. He just won't give up will he? Maybe he just is mad that he had nothing to do with the AJ and Blake ship? Who knows?...
So that didn't originally have anything to do with Ozpin. I was just going to leave the culprit as one of Yang's silhouette friends in the second episode, and then I decided that in my fanfiction world, Ozpin would be a more likely reason. But this was a less effective strategy, in the first one, the girls were all after him, then in this one it could have been none of them after him, being drunk could have had anything happen, it clearly shows how desperate Ozpin is.
I realize I didn't exactly focus on the being drunk part of this, but I did just spontaneously type this in one hour, check it over, and post it. I honestly would have had little patience with them if they were drunk, so it showed with myself in the fic, getting right to the point, not wasting time with their drunken foolery.
Hope you enjoyed my random one-shot, wouldn't mind having another drunk RWBY, and possibly AJ as well, scene, but not now, I have homework to put off, I mean, to do.
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