I would like to just go on record and say this one shot wasn't my idea. I know I have another fic that I should be working on… actually there are two that I should be working on… oh well…
"You are one lazy guy aren't you..."
Hey! LOOK BELOW AT WHAT I JUST WROTE! Besides I wrote you so don't complain! I said I could take you out of this fic and I absolutely will!
"I can read your emotion and I already told you, I know myself and I know that's an empty threat!"
ANYWAY! On with the fic… this fic will have:
Girls in bikinis, swearing (probably… yep), yelling, laughing, water fights, fight scenes, teasing, a sunset scene (but not like the ones Lee and Guy/Gai {whichever it is} from Naruto do… god no I would never…), a singing scene (Lol JK no), Yang in a bikini, Shenanigans because it's late and I have officially lost my fucking mind XD, ALL the fluff, REFERENCES!, and haircuts, there will be a haircut… and despite all that… I still give it a T rating… Have fun! XD
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY get real here I am not rich and famous and hope I never am. THIS IS THE BORDERLAAAAAANDSSSS! HELP I'VE LOST MY MIND AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!
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AGAIN!
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FOR THE SECOND TIME!
"I'm sorry about this, he loses his sanity when it's late."
SHUT UP ME! (I WILL START AT 8 AND WORK TILL 2:30 IN THE MORNING IF I HAVE TOO! OH WAIT… I JUST DID…)
"You can't-" *sighs*
(I'm sorry about that I'll get back on track now…)
Another day of waiting for volume 3, another lunch break.
"Did you forget to use shampoo or something?" Yang asked AJ randomly.
"Why do you ask?" AJ asked.
"Your hair looks greasy." Yang pointed out.
AJ sighed before answering. "I keep seeing that I'm out of shampoo and by the time I come out of the shower I forget that I'm out and then I see it the next time and it's just been this repeating cycle." AJ said depressingly. He really hates that he keeps doing this.
"Well why don't you write a note?" Blake suggested.
"Too lazy." AJ said simply and found he was slapped in the forehead by Nora and felt his forehead to find a sticky note. "Where did that come from?" AJ asked in shock that she just did that without warning. "Did anyone even see her write that?" He asked with the same tone and they all shook their heads. "Well… thank you, Nora." AJ said giving up on trying to figure that event out.
"You just gave me an amazing idea!" Yang said slamming her hands on the table and excitement showing on her whole face. It kind of scared Weiss, AJ and Blake. Ruby however always had fun with her sis and was totally up with whatever they did.
"WOOHOOO! What are we doing!?" Ruby asked excitedly.
"What MIGHT we be doing!" Weiss corrected. "We need to hear the idea first."
"Well, I was still thinking about showers and water and stuff and it suddenly gave me an idea for the weekend!" Yang said not losing her excited tone and smile.
"What is it!?" Ruby asked/yelled wanting her sis to get to the point.
"We could GO TO THE BEACH!" Yang shouted and jumped up throwing her arms up and Ruby cheered with her and the others remained silent processing this idea.
"Um… ya… no. I don't think so." AJ said chuckling.
"Well if AJ isn't going then I'm not going." Blake answered.
"I would love to go!" Jaune said.
"No, we are focusing on your Aura over the weekend." Pyrrha denied and Jaune sulked.
"Aww." Jaune said.
"I don't really care to go to some beach." Weiss said in her usual tone.
"Ya… um… about that…" Ren started in an uncharacteristically scared tone.
"I'm kind of banned from the beach!" Nora said simply and smiled her usual smile.
"What the heck did you do?" AJ asked curiously.
"Um… we got to go!" Ren said suddenly and grabbed Nora and left as she was about to say what happened.
"Ok…" AJ said as they left.
"Surely you wanna see your girl in a bikini right?" Yang whispered into his ear and he turned and glared at her wordlessly.
"What did she say?" Blake asked.
"Nothing." AJ said simply and he glared at Yang so she would shut up, Yang didn't listen.
"Come on AJ!~ You know you want too!~" Yang teased.
*Sigh* "I suppose it wouldn't be that bad."
"Weiss!?" AJ said shocked.
"Well…"
"Blake don't you dare." AJ threatened.
"It can't be that bad can it?" Blake asked innocently.
AJ knew that he would have been ok with it if Yang hadn't suggested anything. But if he disagreed when Blake was ok with it now it would look weird.
AJ growled, annoyed. "Fine." He said standing up and crossing his arms.
"YAY!" Ruby, Yang, and Blake cheered and Blake kissed AJ on the cheek.
"I am so gonna regret this…" AJ said to himself while he seemingly didn't react to the kiss.
"I am seriously gonna regret this…" AJ said with the same grumpy tone as they now stood looking out at the beach. Blake kissed his cheek and he lightened up and smiled.
"Hey at least no one else is around at this time." Yang pointed out.
"I think that's because of the Private Property sign that we just passed." AJ pointed out looking over his shoulder at the sign behind them.
"Oh it's my family that owns it." Weiss pointed out.
"Oh really?" Blake asked surprised. Weiss nodded.
"Any reason why the Schnee family owns a small secluded beach?" AJ asked.
"My family had servants take me out here when I was a child, sometimes my family could come with, but usually they were too busy." Weiss explained.
"Oh, sorry about that." AJ said.
Weiss continued without a word.
They came by the one building in the area, it was marked as a bathroom that also had changing rooms.
"Well, we're gonna go change in her ok?" Yang said and winked at AJ. Blake noticed this and looked at AJ.
"Is that why you agreed to this?" Blake asked.
"Of course not! I only agreed because you agreed!" AJ answered and sounded hurt that she would suggest that.
"Oh, ok. Sorry." Blake said sadly.
"It's ok." AJ said after sighing.
AJ came out of the changing room after not that long in a black full body suit (I might not be using the right words for it I forgot what it's called) that was supposed to keep him warm and keep water out, and any water that got in would just be heated by his body and keep him warm, he wore these all the time back on Earth when he went to the beach.
When the others steeped out he took one look and decided he just wasn't gonna look for the rest of the trip. He did not consider himself a pervert and it was only Blake agreeing to come here that made him come here and put himself in this situation.
"Oh come on AJ, we aren't gonna hurt you if you look!" Yang teased behind him.
"I might!" Weiss yelled behind him.
"It's alright, just ignore them ok?" Blake said from directly behind him and felt her trying to turn him around to look at her. He may have been thinking too far into this but what she said kind of seemed like a threat.
He gave in and finally turned to look at her and did his best to not gawk at her. She was predictably wearing a black bikini. He succeeded in keeping eye contact with her but when Yang jumped between them it was much harder to keep eye contact.
"I hate you." AJ growled at Yang's grinning face. With his peripheral vision he could see that she was predictably wearing a yellow bikini. Speaking of peripheral vision Weiss and Ruby were predictably in one piece suits of white and red respectively. AJ wanted to laugh at how predictable they all were, then again he is wearing all black like his normal shirt so he's one to talk…
She giggled at first and walked towards him and pressed up against him trying to test his will, he was secretly thankful he wore the suit and not just swimming trunks. She stopped doing that pretty quickly when she felt Blake's threatening Aura behind her. Blake's glare went away as quickly as it came when Yang backed away and she made sure to hold onto AJ and keep Yang out of 10-foot-pole reach as often as she could.
"I'm just gonna go swimming." AJ said and walked away from the two and wondered briefly if he could just stay in the water the whole time to avoid them.
The waters were surprisingly calm and he enjoyed swimming for as long as he could, which was probably about an hour if he had to guess, time flies and all that.
But now he was hungry, and if he was going to eat he would need to get out of the water, which was something he didn't look forward too. He knew he wouldn't be able to avoid it forever and went under the water one last time before coming up and coming to shore.
He noticed that none of the others had gone in the water yet, Yang had been basically posing for him whenever she saw him looking at the shore so he ignored her, Blake was sitting in a folding chair that they had brought along or lying on one of the blankets along with Weiss, Ruby was embracing her inner child and making sand castles… that were five feet tall… 'Well then…'
"How are you so good at making sand castles Ruby?" AJ asked the girl in red.
"I used to go to the beach all the time with Yang." Ruby explained. " I had a lot of time to learn how to make good sand castles. You know, even then guys were after her."
AJ thought about asking why they weren't in the water and decided he didn't care he just wanted to eat his sandwich and get back in the water.
Yang of course noticed him and prepared to make a move.
"I'm surprised Weiss hasn't yelled at you for just looking at us yet." Blake said with a chuckle.
"Well it's because I have been around him long enough to know that he isn't a pervert. He also hasn't made a joke about women and sandwiches so I think at the very least I could use not yelling at him as a thank you. I mean seriously, we made those, all of those, any other guy would have jumped at the opportunity!" Weiss explained.
"Why thank you Weiss. Coming from you that means a lot. Like, a lot." AJ said truly thankful that he and Weiss didn't hate each other anymore, and glad he didn't get lost in his anger and kill her back in initiation, but that isn't the right thing to say right now.
"Aww, look at you two bonding!" Yang teased.
AJ finished his snack and turned to go in the water and felt Yang grab him from behind and put her arms around his neck. 'Awfully bold of her, Blake is gonna kill her at this rate, ok probably not kill her but still…'
"Oh come on big guy, spend some time with us." She suggested.
Blake walked up to her and tore her off him. "Would you get off him!"
"If anything, you are the indecent one her Xiao Long!" Weiss scolded.
"Oh no! She used my middle and last name! I'm so scared!" Yang said sarcastically.
AJ kissed Blake quickly and turned to team up with Weiss but found the girl clinging to him had suddenly kissed his neck and he freaked out thinking back to the harem incident with Ozpin and the Dust and he froze.
"Uh… Blake…" He managed to say.
"Just ignore her and focus on me ok?" Blake said softly and kept kissing his neck and he focused on not making any sounds from this. He was going to crack any second but was saved by Weiss.
"Not you too!" Weiss yelled and Blake stopped to glare at her.
AJ sighed in relief but froze again when Yang grabbed him from behind again and was breathing down his neck.
"Stop it! Both of you!" Weiss demanded.
Ruby stopped with her sand castles to join them. "Guys, you're ruining the day for Weiss, and we're all supposed to be having fun, so can you both please stop?" Ruby pleaded and partly used her puppy dog eyes.
They both let go of him but a war had been declared between them and they weren't gonna lose.
AJ decided to just sit in one of the chairs under an umbrella they had brought and admire the beach, it looked like the sun would set eventually and it would set right across from the beach, he started to imagine that when Yang walked in front of him and bent forward to get something out of her bag so he looked back down. She made a point of doing this every time he looked up and after the fifth time he got annoyed.
"Yang, this hurts my neck." AJ complained.
"Then just lie down and give your neck a rest." Yang suggested.
"You'll attack me if I lie down." AJ responded.
Yang giggled. "You know me too well." She said and he heard her walk away.
AJ sighed. "Fortunately or unfortunately…" He said and lied down but made sure to listen for anyone approaching with his cat ears. "Wait a minute… Neko?" He asked and said brown cat appeared.
"Ya?" Neko asked.
"Why haven't you come out this whole time?" AJ asked.
Neko did a cat's version of a shrug. "I don't really have much to do on a beach, there is the sand, but then I would just lie here, and I am definitely not going in the water. So I figured I would just let you enjoy this, though it seems those two have made things a bit complicated huh?" Neko said snickering and then disappeared back into AJ's mind.
"Well, I guess that makes sense." AJ said and lied back down.
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"I know you're there." AJ said with his eyes closed.
"How? I didn't make a sound!" Blake complained and walked up to him.
"No you definitely made a sound." AJ said smiling as she lied down next to him.
"No I didn't. How did you know I was there then?" Blake asked smiling as well and cuddled up to him.
"I can't tell you, it's a secret." He said as he held her.
"You're soaked." Blake pointed out.
"I did go swimming." AJ responded.
"Come on… tell me your secret." Blake begged and kissed him.
"Still not telling you." He said, smiling now because of her cute little pout.
"Why not?" She asked.
"Because."
"Because?"
"Yep."
"Oh don't you just leave it at that! Tell me!" She begged and kissed his neck again.
AJ was caught off guard and moaned slightly.
"Oh, did you like that?" Blake asked seductively and kissed his neck more.
"Would you… stop doing that?" AJ managed to ask.
"Nope." Blake said with a smile.
"Cut it out you two!" Weiss yelled in the background.
"Sorry!" Blake said while AJ sighed in relief.
Blake grabbed him again and kissed him passionately.
"Get a room you two!" Yang shouted in the background.
Blake growled at the source of her recent clinginess. "I am not letting that blond succubus that claims to be my partner tease you like she's been doing, that's my job if anything."
AJ eventually recovered from the unusually passionate kiss. "You never even did that before though!" He pointed out.
"Well I wasn't gonna do it in school. I actually wasn't going to do it at all but now that Yang showed me how fun it is I might have to do it more often." Blake explained. AJ sighed at the idea of this becoming a normal thing and how embarrassing it would be if people saw it.
Yang was suddenly standing next to them. "And if you keep going then the war of teasing will have to go on!" She said dramatically and pointed into the sky, and Blake glared at her wanting her to go away.
AJ sighed. Again. "I'm just gonna get back in the water." He said annoyed and stood up to head back into the water.
Just then the water exploded as a massive pitch black squid came out and roared, thrashing its tentacles around. It had bone on and around its face and on a few random parts of the tentacles. It had evil red eyes and it was clear this was a Grimm.
"There's a squid Grimm!?" They all shouted at once and looked at each other for a moment. The things roared again and got their attention.
"Icouldmakean'iknowwherethisisgoing'jokebuti'mnotthekindofpersontomakethatjokesoIwon't!" AJ yelled.
"What are we going to do!?" Ruby asked.
"We don't have our weapons!" Yang pointed out.
"I don't need weapons!" AJ realized and let out his Aura before charging the Kraken Grimm.
As he ran toward the edge of the water a tentacle came to hit him and he sliced it off with his claws which glowed with Aura. Two more tried to get him on the way and he sliced them off as well before he reached the thing himself and started to punch its boney face. It roared in anger instead of pain this time and knocked him back to the team.
"Ah well… I have a lot of Aura so that didn't hurt…" He said and stood up. "Much…"
"If you just keep slicing off its arms then you can easily kill it!" Ruby pointed out.
As if on cue the tentacles grew back.
"Well shit." AJ said and fired a few Energy blasts at it and the attacks didn't seem to really hurt that much.
"What now?" Blake asked distressed.
"Run?" Yang suggested.
"Run." AJ agreed.
"Run!" Weiss ordered.
"Run~" Ruby sang and everything stopped to look at her. "What? You all got to say it in different ways." She complained.
'I swear to god that Grimm just nodded in agreement…'
"Anyway we can just tell people not to come here ever again." AJ said as they started to run.
"Stop!" AJ suddenly yelled and they stopped to see black ink fly over their heads and hit the ground and burn through it.
"The ink is acid!?" Ruby asked surprised.
"And it knows how to lead its shot, we can't really run then." AJ said grimly. No pun intended.
"Again, what now?" Blake asked.
"Screw it. I'm gonna fry this thing!" AJ said and drained the Energy from his arms and stored it in the rest of his body while switching to the electric dust.
He fired blue electricity from both hands and zapped the thing but it seemed to flow over its body without flowing into it.
It roared again and put its tentacles above its head and the electricity flowed through them into a big, floating, deep blue ball of electricity.
"Clever girl…" AJ said before the Grimm launched the ball at them.
Ruby dashed out of the way, AJ jumped out of the way, and Weiss used her glyphs to move her and the rest out of the way of the powerful attack.
Suddenly AJ was rolling on the floor laughing.
"What are you laughing about!?" Weiss demanded.
"I just… I just… haha! I just had an idea on how to beat the thing and it's just too damn funny!" He said as he tried to calm down.
"Ok. Weiss, use that weird boost glyph with the green clock." AJ ordered and Weiss decided not to correct him at the moment and boosted him.
The clock faded away and he glowed a light green along with the white mist flowing off of him. He made a large glyph under the Kraken that was larger than the Grimm.
"SQUID LAUNCHEEERR!"
The glyph shattered and the Grimm tumbled into the air.
"OH YAAAAA!" AJ finished his reference before going Stage Two and jumping up to its level in the sky. There was a moment where time slowed and they both floated in the air without AJ's brown cloak flowing behind him but he had his usual wings of Aura not to mention the white glow from his Faunus ears and tail and the white Aura flowing out of him like a river. 'I AM ALL THE DRAMATIC!' Then time went back to normal and he hit it two dozen times in a second with powerful strikes before finishing it with a powerful Aura filled kick that send it out into the ocean again. The black vapor that came out told them they were safe. AJ landed and collapsed on one of the blankets barely conscious.
"Are you ok?" Blake asked and AJ couldn't find the energy to do anything more than gasp weakly for air.
"He'll be ok." Weiss said. "He just used up most of his Aura." She explained.
Blake sighed in relief and lied down next to him. AJ was barely able to focus and when all he could feel was Blake close to him he simply fell asleep.
"It's a good thing that Grimm wasn't around when I was little." Weiss said out loud.
When AJ woke up again he still felt Blake close and he looked up to see her looking at the ocean, then he realized he heard laughing, so he tried to sit up but failed and that brought her attention to him.
"Whoa! Just lie down. You're still gonna be weak after all that." Blake said so he set his head back down. "You didn't have to be all 'Knight in shining armor saves damsels in distress' like that."
"I was the only one that could fight, help me up will ya?" AJ asked and Blake reluctantly helped him sit up and see what the laughing was.
Ruby, Yang, and even Weiss were in the water and splashing each other and laughing and squealing and all that. AJ smiled at the scene but his expression changed to shock seeing the Ice Queen, I mean, Weiss, was smiling, really smiling. And that laugh, AJ didn't know it was possible. But he could only keep his head up for so long on he fell down to the side and ended up resting his head in Blake's lap.
Blake pet him while they both watched the scene, Blake won't go in the water being a cat and certainly wasn't gonna leave his side. AJ found it odd though that he didn't have any problems with water but she did.
AJ eventually recovered enough strength to walk and they were getting ready to leave when they realized the sun was about to set and they wanted to watch it before they left. Blake grabbed AJ and dragged him over to a separate spot on the beach that sat under two low lying trees and they both sat down and enjoyed the beautiful view.
Yang didn't miss the chance to take a picture of them while they weren't looking, and she was proud of herself for the postcard like picture. Two silhouettes sitting together under two low trees on a beach with a beautiful sunset to complete the scene.
"Alright love birds! Time to go!" Yang yelled and the two Faunus (Who are NOT bird Faunus by the way!) kissed before leaving... only they forgot about leaving and started making out instead. Yang took a picture of that as well then grabbed them both and dragged them back to Beacon.
The next day, they were the ones with the awesome story to tell, but Nora didn't seem to mind.
Alright, I know some of you might think the sunset scene was cliché, but it wasn't my idea! It was his idea! *Points at random Canadian guy nearby*
"Wait what?" Terry asked before getting mauled by an angry group of cliché haters. Not haters who are cliché, but people who dislike or hate cliché things.
"YOU TRAITOR! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR GIVING YOU SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR FANFIC!? AYE!" Terry cried out as he was mauled.
"You guys haven't heard how this was an idea that the real me already had before Terry suggested it."
HEY! SHUT. UP. ME!
Hope you enjoyed this one shot, now to go back to my other fic, which I will have finally finished the first chapter with and post it before I post this, so this message is pointless…
The only ideas I can think of now are fluff (and or shenanigan) filled AJxBlake one shots and I can't think of anything else… I think it's because I avoided those ideas but now they are the only ones I have… Sigh…
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Now I know what you're thinking… actually you probably forgot about it by now but… the haircut, man!
"So why do I need this again?" AJ asked while sitting in a chair waiting for the barber Cindy to start.
"Because I noticed when you got out of the water your hair was blocking your eyes and you had to keep swinging your head to get it out of the way." Blake explained, while sitting in one of the waiting chairs and petting Neko. Neko was out so the Faunus ears wouldn't be in the way. "In other words, you need one, that's why."
AJ sighed and settled into this and closed his eyes hoping that time will fly by, he just wanted to get this over with.
Blake watched as he pretty much transformed as his hair was cut down to size, it was shorter now, which was nice, it wasn't blocking his pretty eyes, also nice, but she didn't like that now his hair wasn't as thickly layered and she couldn't run her hand through it as much, more positives than negatives so it wasn't that bad.
Cindy was eventually finished and let him out after brushing away stray hairs.
"Come back anytime! Well I guess for you it would be in a few months!" The blond barber said as they left.
"Heh, yep!" AJ agreed and waved as they left.
"What was that about?" Blake asked still admiring his new look.
"Oh nothing." He said simply and they walked back to the airships that took them to Beacon.
I need to get a haircut, actually more than one… I need to get a lot of hairs cut… it keeps poking me in my eyes… kind of my cue to get a haircut. Anyway, I'm done now, see ya, have a great week, again. (DID THIS ALL IN ONE SITTING!)
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4685 words. Quite lengthy for a one-shot.