You know how I said I wouldn't post anything because homework? I LIEEEEEED! I should be doing homework, but then THIS came to mind, so here you go, still kept to my schedule even when I said I wouldn't… I know I'm not the most original with this one, but I never said I was! So HA! I win!

Anyway, some fluff, mostly shenanigans. So it's not all bad right? I don't mind fluff really but I know some people don't care for it, in that case, just don't read! But really, this ended up being more shenanigans than fluff, I think.

This chapter might be seen by some as slightly questionable when it comes to rating because of a few things THAT I DIDN'T GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT so I don't think it's that bad. I certainly think this is still T rated, just saying it has… I don't even know how to word this, just go ahead and read it won't kill you! It's nothing really… I think I'm making a bigger deal out of it then I should… I'll just shut up now, just thought I should warn any 12 year olds I guess? Idk.

Disclamier: I don't own RWBY or anything else I might reference, seriously, this should be a given! I am just a lowly fanfic writer…

AJ was bored, really bored, so bored he decided he was gonna scare the girls of team RWBY, that's how damn bored he was.

How was he going to scare them? The easy way of course! Sneak over to the window like Neptune apparently can do.

"Where's AJ?" Blake asked.

"He's usually here by now right? He gets up and comes to see you and hang out with us right?" Yang asked.

"Ya, wonder what is holding him up." Blake wondered.

"Well I'm sure he'll be here soon to see you!" Yang teased.

"Of course, I have faith in him, that doesn't stop me from wondering." Blake responded not even considering what her partner just said to be teasing, which disappointed Yang.

"BOO!"

*Four simultaneous girlish screams* *Gasping Laugh*

"AJ!?" Ruby asked surprised.

"HEYOO!" AJ said happily from the window. He ducked down to dodge the pillow that Yang threw at him. "Want me to get that?" He asked smiling.

"…Yeah…" Yang said hesitantly.

"What's the magic word?" AJ asked smugly.

"JUST GET IT ALREADY!" Yang yelled throwing another pillow, Weiss's this time.

"Hey! That was mine!" Weiss complained while Ruby and Blake chuckled and AJ went back down to get the pillows and come back up through the window.

"Sorry-not-sorry, I was bored." AJ explained.

"Well you scared me, but you scared them much more so I'd say it was worth it." Blake said and they kissed before everyone settled into their usual places and just hung out for awhile.

There was one point where AJ was staring out the window enjoying the air when Yang snuck up behind him to get revenge for the jump-scare.

"You push me out this window I am going to hurt you, and that's leaving out what Blake would do." AJ finished smiling. He could feel the anticipation from her getting closer and took a guess at what she was going to do. The amount of shock he sensed afterwards said he was right on the money.

"Is it because you're a Faunus? Is that how you knew?" Yang asked.

"Nope, Neko is in Blake's lap right now." AJ said pointing at said brown purring cat.

"Well how did you know then?" Weiss asked apparently curious enough to stop cleaning her weapon to ask.

"It's a secret." AJ said turning to them and smiling.

"The same secret you wouldn't tell me during the trip to the beach?" Blake asked.

"Yep." AJ answered.

"So you're telling me you keep secrets from your girlfriend? How terrible!" Yang exclaimed overdramatically.

"It's not like it harms anyone." AJ said shrugging and sat back down next to Blake and started messing with his Scroll.

There was another comfortable silence for awhile as everyone did their own thing, until Ruby spoke up for the first time in quite awhile.

"What traits do you guys take from cats?" She asked while petting Zwei.

AJ shrugged. "Well, I don't know. Blake hated dogs till I forced her to meet Zwei." Zwei barked at the sound of his name. "She hates water." Yang suddenly had a water gun and shot Blake with it making her and Neko hiss at Yang. Neko returned into AJ's mind to avoid the water.

"Oddly enough, I don't hate water," Yang tested this by squirting him with water, he mildly glared at her. "and I don't have a problem with dogs at all." Zwei ran over to him and he pet him for a second before he ran back to Ruby. "Which is weird seeing as Neko himself has those problems yet it doesn't transfer over to me. I just assume it's because I wasn't originally a Faunus. I became one not long after coming to Remnant." He figured.

"I guess that might explain it." Yang said shrugging. "But do you guys have any other traits? Like going into heat? Or going all crazy from catnip?" She asked and smiled at the thought of the last one.

"I don't know. Blake said she doesn't, so I assume she doesn't. Don't know or want to know the catnip part though." AJ said and knew that by saying that Yang was going to try it.

"I know one thing that you both definitely have in common with cats…" Yang said and her and Ruby had the same idea so they both grabbed AJ and Blake. Ruby getting AJ while Yang got her own partner, and started petting them and scratching behind their ears.

Blake immediately gave in and was purring loudly and meowing occasionally, while AJ fought hard but couldn't stop his purring. AJ eventually gave in as well and snuggled up to Ruby's hand as she pet him and Blake was already doing the same.

This went on for about an hour and Weiss would have stopped them long ago had Zwei not jumped into her bed and had her pet him.

Eventually Ruby and Yang realized AJ and Blake had fallen asleep in their comfortable positions and they set them both on Blake's bed together and Yang took another picture.

They eventually woke up and smiled at each other before kissing and sitting up realizing where they were.

"Alright love birds, next test!" Yang said and threw a ball of yarn towards the door which Blake immediately pounced and played with mewling happily. AJ's heart melted at her cute face and noises when a cough brought his attention back to Yang who had a cheshire grin and was holding a second ball and threw it to him.

"You want the ball of yarn!?" Yang said like she was talking to a dog.

Not a moment later the ball hit Yang right between the eyes and she fell on her back. The ball bounced off her face and flew straight up and Zwei somehow jumped up all the way to the ceiling and caught it.

AJ was standing still with a vein on his forehead about to burst.

"Ok… I guess that doesn't work on him…" Yang said painfully as she stood up and nursed the bump on her head.

"Nope!" Ruby said simply.

"It seems that way." Weiss noted.

"What else is there?" Ruby whispered to Yang.

"Not sure. Let me think about it." Yang whispered back.

"I can still hear you…" AJ deadpanned suddenly standing next to them. (HIT HIM AGAIN WITH DA SHTICK! Ahem… sorry… references)

Both girls jumped and looked at him sheepishly.

"What? Hear… h-hear what?" Yang said sheepishly.

"Ya… w-what are you talking about?" Ruby asked the same way.

AJ sighed. "If you are done with your 'tests' I'll be going back to my room now. Blake? You wanna come with and get away from Yang?"

"Hey! My tests aren't that bad!" Yang complained.

Blake kept messing with the ball of yarn and while AJ thought this was absolutely adorable he needed an answer so he stole the ball making her jump at him to take it back so he caught her and kissed her bringing her back to reality.

"Oh! Um… yeah! Sure!" Blake said as she came back to Remnant and left with him.

"He thinks I'm done with them!?" Yang asked and laughed evilly.

When AJ and Blake walked into AJ's room together they were met with a cardboard box. They both stared at it in silence.

…

"Seriously Yang?" AJ asked facepalming.

"She thinks we'll fall for a simple box?" Blake asked.

"Never!" AJ exclaimed proudly.

AJ went to get something out of the closet and Blake went with him still holding his hand as usual. The closet opened and a couple dozen cardboard boxes came tumbling out. The thing had been filled to the brim with boxes!

Yang had not told Ruby and Weiss what she did and simply said to wait awhile before they would check on them and see what happened. Ruby and Weiss both jumped to conclusions that Weiss would scold them for but after about 20 minutes they went and checked on them.

The door opened up to a box fort that went from one wall to another, starting a few feet from the door as a large cardboard wall that had two holes to look through. Green-gold and Amber eyes stared at them through the two openings. Only darkness could be seen inside the fort besides the glowing eyes.

"NOW!" Blake yelled and a bunch of cardboard spikes fell from the ceiling on the unsuspecting girls causing them to panic before realizing the spikes weren't sharp.

"They broke through our defenses!" AJ exclaimed. "Use the second stage defenses!"

Two cardboard men came out of two trap doors on the two walls to either side. The men had shields and swords, also made of cardboard. They were hung from wires that the two Faunus were most likely using. The two soldiers approached Ruby, Weiss, and Yang, and hit them, weapons bouncing harmlessly off. Yang punched and broke the cardboard men and she yanked on the wires causing the two to come flying out of their fort and revealed they were covered in boxes like it was armor and had cardboard helmets and swords.

""You will not have our boxes, thieves!"" AJ and Blake yelled before charging and were easily stopped by Yang who punched them both back into their fort and when they looked through the large holes they saw the two were much less covered in armor, and they were hiding in boxes, that were inside the fort made of boxes.

"Did you think this would happen when you gave them boxes?" Ruby whispered to Yang.

"No. I thought we would just find them lying in the boxes like normal cats." Yang explained.

"Well actually we did in the end." Weiss pointed out and they looked back and only now saw that the two were hiding in boxes hissing at them.

"Get away!" AJ hissed. "These boxes are ours!" He yelled sounding a bit like a certain Lord of The Rings character.

"Go get your own!" Blake hissed as well sounding the same.

"I didn't expect them to be so protective of them though!" Yang said.

The next few minutes were filled with hissing, yelling, clawing, and now: scolding.

"What do you two have to say for yourselves!?" Weiss yelled at the two cowering Faunus who were desperately clinging to each other for comfort and avoiding eye contact with Weiss.

They were stripped of their cardboard box armor, and all other cardboard objects, at first they cried, now that they were starting to come their senses, they felt bad. They hadn't recovered completely though which is why they were both cowering before Weiss.

Weiss, Yang, and Ruby were all covered in claw marks, their clothes were torn up, and they had lots of bandages in random places all over their bodies, but mostly their faces. There were so many marks that their Aura couldn't heal it all yet.

After Weiss finished scolding them, they finally recovered from their box obsession and apologized profusely. They only stopped when they were given two boxes to lie in which they did, giving Yang and Ruby a much needed laugh. Eventually their boxes were taken away again so nothing like that would ever happen again.

AJ and Blake were both really embarrassed after that and avoided the other's teasing by going to the library for the rest of the day.

The next day, AJ woke up, showered and all that, got ready for another day, then Blake walked in. He turned to greet her with their usual good morning kiss when he saw and sensed that she wasn't in her right mind…

At all.

It only took a few second before Blake jumped him and started rubbing up against him and purring. He quickly realized this was Yang using catnip, no doubt about it.

He went to go scold Yang, but all attempts to do that were stopped when she started making out with him, kissing his neck, licking his neck and face, touching him inappropriately, trying to make him touch her inappropriately, playfully clawing him, smothering him, chasing him around the room, knocking things over, tearing up his pillow, trying to take off her clothes and his, nearly jumping out the window, nearly pushing him out the window, throwing the torn up pillow at him, jumping him whenever he made a break for the door, sometimes falling asleep in midair and waking up when she hit the ground with a thud, hiding under the bed and clawing at him when he tried to get her out, climbing up the walls and sometimes hanging on the ceiling for a few seconds and defying gravity, randomly holding him down and cuddling him, constant fucking mood swings (if it wasn't for those he would have given in about an hour and a half ago, yes this had been going for 3 hours), biting both his human and Faunus ears, sometimes softly, sometimes not softly, and all in all being REALLY DIFFICULT but also turning him on to no end. She also tried once or twice to tie him up with Gambol Shroud, and I do mean tried.

When Yang, Ruby, and Weiss knocked on the door, (don't ask why they didn't just walk in) the door opened to reveal AJ, with kiss marks all over his face and neck (she had lipstick on), some of them smeared from the licking, his hair was a mess, his shirt was torn to the point of not really existing anymore (Yang stole a few glances), pillow feathers floating behind him, can't even describe how much of a mess the room was in, and Blake clinging to him while purring loudly, oh, and he had a deadpan stare.

"Yang." He said and she flinched. "Anything you have to say for yourself?" He deadpanned.

"Umm… Did you have fun?" She asked meekly.

"You could call it that… yeah… fun." He deadpanned and smiled at her in a way that sent a chill down their spines, but mostly Yang's.

Yang was about to respond when Blake suddenly changed and started kissing his neck again and she closed the door on them.

…

"Well I'm sure they'll be fine! Hehe…" Yang said and started to walk away.

"Yang if you had done that to both of them you realize you would be in a lot of trouble right now, right?" Weiss threatened.

"Why?" Ruby asked.

"They would have broken their promise!" Weiss said to Ruby. "That's why!" She said glaring back at Yang.

"Hey, like I said, they'll be fine. I'm sure AJ can control her." Yang said and there was a crashing sound followed by more shouting coming from AJ's room. "Yeah, they'll be fine…"

"I'm pretty sure catnip doesn't do that." Weiss pointed out.

"Ya well, I did kind of get it from some shady guy…" Yang said hesitantly.

"Then why did you take it!?" Weiss asked angrily.

"He said it was just for Faunus and would make for a good prank!" Yang defended lamely.

"And you believed him…" Weiss said facepalming.

"Well he wasn't exactly wrong was he?" Yang said trying to smile but that was immediately shot down by the icy glare she was given.

"AJ is gonna kill you, sis." Ruby pointed out chuckling.

"Hey, maybe he will end up enjoying it and forgive me?" Yang said hopefully.

"I can tell that what happened and is happening in there is not all enjoyment and he is definitely going to get you back for it." Weiss said. (You know, if someone PM'd me some good ideas I might have a one shot specifically focused on me getting her back for this. HINT HINT!)

"YANG YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!" AJ shouted from his room.

"Oh crap!" Yang shouted and started running.

I have no idea where that came from, ok? Just twenty minutes of sitting there and thinking of anything to add to the already long list and even coming back hours later when I had more ideas. I wish I had more ideas to make the list even more ridiculously long but I'm out of ideas so yeah.

Hope you enjoyed the shenanigans! Review if you want (just DON'T FLAME), your favorite part or just that it got laugh out of you or you enjoyed it, whatever. It just makes me feel nice when someone says nice things about my works, as opposed to some other reviews that if I read them would probably cause me to sink into a deep depression, and I'm not even joking… Some of you are freaking cruel!

Check out my other works if you like this. Have a great weak! Yes. Weak, definitely not week. If I ever put weak instead of week just don't say anything k? Simple mistakes like her instead of here happen, ok!? You can figure out on your own what I really mean right? You're a smart person!