Hello, guess who's back? So, I got a drawing tablet for my birthday, which is awesome! Now I can draw things, like my ships and Homestuck junk! Yeah, go fanboyism!

REIGN OF THE GARLIC KING - PART 1

"OPEN THE DOORS!" yelled a voice. The Normals hid behind a door, which was barricaded with Waddle Dees and Gordos since they couldn't find any furniture. "You are wanted by orders of the Garlic King! Any resistance and we will shoot you out of a cannon into the sun!"

"Oh god, where did everything go wrong?" questioned Lucario. And I'm pretty sure you readers have the same question on your minds. Either that or you're questioning my sanity.

Let's move back a few days, shall we?

The lunchroom was relatively peaceful (oh god again with the lunchroom). Everyone was eating and engaging in casual conversations. So yeah, it was normal for once. Of course, you guys probably know that the peace will be shattered. And that peace-shatterer came in the form of the Ancient Minister. He flew into the middle of the room and he actually shed off his minister clothes, turning into ROB. A suitcase was at his side, which was apparently inside the clothes with him.

"SMASHERS, I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT I'LL BE GONE FOR A FEW DAYS." announced ROB. Instead of the misery he expected, everyone cheered. "...ANYWAY, I NEED TO GO SEE THIS NINTENDOLAND PLACE-"

"I'm going to have an attraction there!" yelled Captain Falcon.

"THAT'S NICE FOR YOU. SO, WHILE I'M GONE, I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO BEHAVE. OR AT THE VERY LEAST NOT BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND. THAT WILL BE ALL." ROB then picked up his suitcase, activated his rocket boosters, and flew straight through a window.

"He... really is gone." said Wolf. There was a short silence before everyone erupted into a cheer so loud, it would mask the noise of an erupting volcano. Someone threw a party ball in the middle of the room and it dropped several smoke balls, which clouded the room with colorful smoke. Everyone thought it would look great for a rave. Then someone somehow hacked the lights in the lunchroom so it would be all flashy and rave-y. In just 45 seconds after ROB left, everyone was dancing in a sweet rave party. Lucario and Meta Knight however danced awkwardly, having something on their minds.

"Hey, why aren't you guys dancing hard enough?" asked King Dedede.

"Without the Ancient Minister here, this place will probably fall into chaos pretty quickly." said Meta Knight.

"Yeah, we have to be prepared." said Lucario, looking around for anything suspicious.

"As long as no one says, 'What could possibly go wrong?', I'm pretty sure we'll be fine." said Falco.

"What could possibly go wrong?" restated Lucario in an incredious tone. Falco facepalmed.

"Goddamn it."

"...So, I suggest we take cover under some tables." said Meta Knight.

"I'm right behind you." said Dedede.

~5 minutes later~

The Normals looked out from under their table, eating some snacks they salvaged from vending machines. Outside of their peaceful haven, it was pure chaos. Parts of the lunchroom was on fire, with various factions of Smashers hiding behind debris and throwing food or bombs (which came from another party ball). The smoke from the smoke balls had flooded the entire room, so thrown projectiles went in random directions. How come The Normals haven't been hit yet, I don't know. maybe they have a barrier of normality like how Switzerland and Liechtenstein has a barrier of neutrality. Yes that was a Hetalia reference, shut up.

"Will everyone stop fighting already!" called out Samus' voice. "The minister's been gone for only five mintues and... HEY! Who threw this! Who threw this banana at me!"

"It was Ike." excused Donkey Kong.

"It was not me and get bent." replied Ike.

"Someone must bring order here!" said Olimar.

"Yes! Let's hold an election!" chirped out Peach.

"So says the princess that was born into being ruler." muttered Falco.

"Who said that? I WILL THROW SCALDING HOT TEA IN YOUR FACE!"

"OH YES, AN ELECTION WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THE NEXT PAPER." said Mr. Game and Watch.

"Yes, an election will be a fair course of action." said Meta Knight. "It's much better then fighting each other for rulership."

"Thats a great idea!" said Ganondorf. "After all, I will win!"

"I beg to differ!" yelled Link. Everyone started chattering about who was most likely to win in an all-out group Brawl. Falco finally had enough of this.

"Will all of you shut up already!" yelled Falco. Everyone stopped talking. "Thanks. So, let's get back to that election idea, alright?"

"That sounds good and- WILL SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW I CAN'T BREATHE!" growled Bowser.

Soon the smoke was cleared away and everyone somehow became orderly enough to form a line and start a ballot. The candidates were: Samus (who was reliable), Peach (has experience but is kidnappable), King Dedede (not relaible at all but not kidnappable) and Wario (who everyone was sure was put in as a joke candidate).

"Psst. Guys. Vote for me." whispered Dedede.

"That would be a baised vote." said Meta Knight, writing a name that wasn't Dedede's.

"Pfft. Yeah right. I don't want you to steal all of our food." said Falco.

"Hey! I only did that in the Kirby universe, and it was only once!" argued Dedede.

"Sorry Dedede, but I'm sticking with Samus." said Lucario.

"You guys suck." Dedede crossed his arms, knowing that since his friends weren't voting for him, he won't get any votes at all. Except maybe from Kirby. But he didn't need that puffball's sympathy. "I'm so going to lose."

"It'll be okay Dedede." said Peach, trying to cheer him up. She offered him a cup of tea. "Want some?"

"He doesn't need your tea." muttered Samus."He should just grow up and get over it."

"Say whatever you want, but Wario's going to win!" said Wario.

"That will be the day." muttered the other three candidates. Within a few more minutes, all of the votes were in. Mr. Game and Watch was chosen to count the votes. He stood on top of a table to read out the results.

"LET'S SEE... PEACH... HAS ONLY FIVE VOTES." announced Mr. Game and Watch. Peach, Mario, Yoshi, and Bowser groaned while Luigi kicked his feet awkwardly.

"...Oh well... at least you guys voted for me." said Peach, referring to her friends and Bowser.

"...About-a that..." Luigi said awkwardly.

"Yes, he voted for you." said Meta Knight, covering for him. He glanced back at Lucario and Falco. "Hey, I don't want to see Luigi get beat up. He already goes through a lot."

"AHEM. OKAY, KING DEDEDE... HAS TWO VOTES!" said Mr. Game and Watch. Dedede hung his head, feeling disappointed, since one of those votes were made by himself. And the other vote...

"Hey Dedede! I voted for you buddy!" chirped Kirby.

"...Yeah thanks..." said Dedede. Although he hated the puffball's sympathy, he still felt grateful. At least someone else voted for him.

"SAMUS..." Mr. Game and Watch read out. Everyone watched expectedly, knowing full well that Samus would win the election. "...HAS NINE VOTES. ...WAIT WHAT?"

"What?" said the crowd of Smashers.

"What." said Samus. "But... but that means..."

Mr. Game and Watch examined the rest of the votes. "AND THE OTHER 19 VOTES WENT TO... WARIO?"

"Wahaha! See! Wario is number one!" yelled Wario as trumpet noises came out of nowhere, heralding his unexpected victory.

"What? How the hell did this even happen?" said Falco in a tone of disbelief.

"...Sorry, but we thought it'd be funny!" said Fox.

"Yeah, we couldn't resist..." said Pit.

"...Do you idiots realize that you've put Wario in charge of all of us?" said Falco. The truth dawned on all of them. Their prank would end up to be everyone's undoing. They immediately regretted their choice and started protesting with the Smashers who actually took the election seriously.

"We need a recount!" shrieked Jigglypuff.

"Can we just overthrow him while we have the chance?" suggested Lucas hopefully.

"UM.. SORRY. ACCORDING TO THIS RULE BOOK..." said Mr. Game and Watch, taking out a rule book out of nowhere. "...'IF THE CURRENT LEADER OF THE HOUSE IS GONE AND IF A NEW LEADER IS APPOINTED, HE IS THE SUPREME AUTHORITY UNTIL THE ORIGINAL LEADER COMES BACK. ANY REBELLIONS AGAINST THE NEW LEADER WOULD BE TREATED SERIOUSLY AND HARSH PUNISHMENT WILL BE DEALT' ...YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THIS SERIOUSLY."

"Oh geez what-a have I-a done..." said Luigi.

"...Wait, I thought you voted for Peach?" responded Yoshi.

"You didn't vote for me? Luigi! What kind of friend are you! Even Bowser voted for me!" yelled Peach. The entire Mario cast (and Yoshi) started ragging on Luigi for voting on an idiot. Speaking of the idiot, Wario was laughing evilly, celebrating his victory.

"Yes! Suck it losers! Wario shall now reign supreme!" laughed Wario. But then he stopped to ponder something. "Wait... Wario needs a new title! From now on, I am... THE GARLIC KING! AND ALL OF YOU CHUMPS MUST OBEY ME! WAHAHAHA!" While everyone boo'd, hissed, or cried to themselves, the Normals were too much in disbelief to do any of that. Finally, Dedede spoke up.

"You people should have voted for me." he commented. And so the Smashers started to wish that they voted for Dedede as their joke candidate instead of Wario. At least he wouldn't piledrive the castle straight through chaos and into a hellhole.

To be continued...

Remember that Super Mario Land 2 commercial? Yeah, I saw that on YouTube and it gave me the idea for this arc. I'm pretty sure that you all knew Wario would be elected based on the title alone. XD