So, not sure how many people that follow SPWM follow this, but for those of you that do… Sorry! But I need more time with the next chapter of that (Since I don't like writing fight scenes and end up taking my time with them) and figured I should do something else instead of getting that out late.
Someone suggested this quite awhile ago, a chapter where they all share a dream and do whatever the hell they want, basically. So, let's do that! Literally this chapter is supposed to be shenanigans! So, you know what that means! Shenanigan lists! (Also a bit of bad language in this chapter, for anyone that cares)
This chapter has: ALL the physics!, wings, posing, running through walls, invasions, Yang with no top and only a bra, terrorism, more Black Angel romance, Team Rocket, cookie mountains, deletion, random and unnecessary screaming, portals, The Cards, REFERENCES, shipping, and the forgotten gods… WELL THEN! XD
Disclaimer: Don't own RWBY or anything else I use or reference blah blah blah- On with the show!
AJ opened his eyes, and found he wasn't staring at the ceiling in his room, but at a clear blue sky.
He sat up and saw that he was in the middle of a street in Vale, yet there was none of the normal sounds of the city, or any sound at all for that matter, besides the wind of course.
He noticed he was right next to a square park that was surrounded on all sides by roads like the one he was sitting on. It was one of the smaller parks and it only had one tree at the center of it, and a couple benches scattered throughout it.
"Where the hell am I and how did I get here?" He asked himself as he stood up.
"AJ?"
He spun around and saw Blake lying on the ground, looking up at him with a confused expression. He then noticed the rest of team RWBY were all lying on the ground as well, and they were just waking up.
"Blake?" He took her hand and helped her up as the others got up as well.
"Where are we?" She asked, confused.
"I don't know." He answered.
"What's the last thing we remember?" Weiss was quick to try and figure things out.
"Umm… I think I went to sleep, last I remember." Yang answered.
"Now that you mention it, that's the last thing I remember too!" Ruby realized.
"Soooo we're dreaming? Maybe?" AJ guessed.
"That's ridiculous! This feels way too real for that!" Weiss pointed out.
Ruby immediately pinched herself. "Nothing happened…"
"Maybe it's not a dream then?" AJ asked.
"Then what is it?" Blake asked.
"Why are we the only ones in the city?" Yang asked.
They looked around and noticed that they were in fact the only ones there.
"I'm going with dream, for now at least." AJ said before walking over to the park and lying down on the grass. "It does feel real though." He said with a pleasant smile.
"How are you so calm? What if this is some trap or something that someone set on us and we've been captured!?" Blake asked him.
"The last thing we did before this was go to sleep, so I'm sticking with the dream theory. Heck, maybe we're all sharing a dream? You guys are all acting pretty normal so far." He said casually. He then motioned for her to lie down next to him. "Come here. It feels nice."
She reluctantly did as he said and lied down in the grass, noting how real and nice it felt, along with the breeze. "Wow, this does feel nice!" She said with a smile and snuggled up to him.
"I'm going to find a way out of this place." Weiss said and began to walk down the road.
AJ opened one eye to look at her and suddenly a brick wall appeared out of the floor to block her path.
"Agh! What is this!?" She asked, surprised and angered. She knew only one way that could possibly happen. "Look, I get that you can create anything you want with your ridiculous Aura, but do you have to stop me with it!?" She yelled at him. "At least get up and do it yourself!"
"Actually he told us that creating things with his Aura is too taxing, so he never does it since it's never worth it in combat." Blake reminded.
"And I'm pretty sure the few times we have seen him use it, he always created things that were white. If he had made this with his Aura, it would have been made of white bricks or something." Yang added.
'Just as I thought.' "Weiss, punch the wall as hard as you can and imagine it breaking." He requested.
"What!? I can't break this wall!" Weiss argued.
"Just believe in the heart of the cards..." He said uncaringly.
"What?" She asked, confused.
"Just don't think about it hurting if it doesn't work, just punch it as hard as you can and picture it breaking." He requested again.
She did so after a moment and she and the other girls all went wide eyed as the wall shattered when she hit it.
"That is so cool!" Ruby yelled excitedly and then ran through a nearby building. Yep, right through it. Like, she fazed right through it.
Yang imagined a car and one appeared in front of her. "This is pretty awesome!" She said as she lifted the car with one finger, effortlessly.
"Excuse me Sweetie, I'd like to try something." AJ said and stood up.
He imagined Cardin, so he appeared. He then punched Cardin so hard that he went flying away like Team Rocket. Everyone laughed at this.
"Oh I've got to try that!" Yang said excitedly and then she and AJ both kept creating Cardins and sending them sky high.
"And it's not really Cardin so I don't have to feel bad about this in any way!" AJ said out loud as he kept punching Cardins. He got bored of that eventually and stood there trying to think of something else.
Weiss had created servants and a comfortable chair as they massaged her and fed her grapes.
"Seriously Weiss?" Yang teased.
"What? If we can apparently do what we want in here, why shouldn't I?" She asked as she crossed her arms and looked away.
They all rolled their eyes at this.
"Not like you don't have the money to do that anyway." Yang said to herself.
"Allow me to turn off physics for a second." AJ said casually and snapped his fingers.
Suddenly everyone started floating upwards against their will. He then snapped his fingers again and they fell back down.
"All you did was turn off gravity!" Weiss pointed out as they all stood up again.
"Oh! I know!" AJ said, completely ignoring Weiss, and gave himself actual angel wings. "Haha! Awesome!" He then of course flew high into the sky and enjoyed his ability to fly, laughing and shouting in joy the whole time. After awhile, Blake suddenly flew up and met him with black angel wings. "Those look good on you." He commented.
"Thanks. You look good with those wings as well." Blake said.
They continued to fly around each other for awhile, they even kissed once while they were in the air. Since they were in a dream they had little reason to worry about falling.
Meanwhile Ruby was enjoying the ability of never getting tired and having no obstacles to run around or over. Yang was breaking anything and everything that she created, and Weiss had begun making ice sculptures of sharks. Why? Cause reasons.
The two Faunus were still flying when they both caught sight of a bird flying right between them. They both looked curiously at the bird, and noticed it was holding a grenade. Wait, what?
The bird flew in place right in front them, and pulled the pin on the grenade.
"Allahu Akbar." The bird said simply before the grenade went off, sending them to the ground.
They managed to land safely and wonder what the hell just happened.
"That was so much fun! What else is there to do!?" Ruby asked enthusiastically when she got back.
"Well, anything you want to do, really." AJ answered with a shrug.
Yang looked at him with a smile he knew to fear and she snapped her fingers, causing his shirt to disappear.
"Ah! Hey!" Instead of thinking, he snapped his fingers and removed her shirt as well, leaving her in only her bra. She simply smiled seductively at him and started posing for him. Blake glared at her while he blushed and facepalmed at his mistake before snapping his fingers again, giving them both their shirts back.
"So, how do we know we're sharing a dream?" Blake asked curiously.
"I highly doubt that we're sharing a dream." Weiss gave her opinion.
"I know only one way to test that." AJ said before looking at a nearby building and making it disappear. He did the same thing to the tree in the middle of the park, and then he looked at Yang. Nothing happened. "There's no good reason for me to not be able to make her disappear. It may not be proof, but the only real proof we can get is from each other when we wake up."
"I suppose you're right." Weiss conceded and went back to admiring her ice sculptures while trying to think of something else to do. She looked over and noticed Ruby was eating a literal mountain of cookies and she rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile Yang was casually walking on a wall, because she could.
Blake and AJ had sat down in the grass again when Blake looked at him.
"Hmm… you look real." They both put a hand to each other's cheek and paid attention to how they felt, and they felt very real. She took a breath and recognized his scent. Then she realized that at any moment she could just create walls to give them privacy. "Rather you are, or are not, actually him, you're real enough for me..." She purred before pinning him down, covering them with her wings, and for good measure, creating walls around them so no one could see while she basically sucked the life out of him with her ridiculously soft lips.
"I can still hear you two, you know!" Yang teased.
Suddenly a clone of AJ appeared in front of her, "I have just the solution for that!" holding headphones that he put on her before she could react. He started speaking, but she couldn't hear a word he was saying. Luckily a chat bubble popped up for some reason so she could read what he was saying.
"NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness!" The bubble read. She noted that he seemed to be going more and more insane as he went on, especially with the crazy smile he had. "And now, the weather." He added before disappearing.
'Great, now I can't hear them...' Yang mentally complained and pouted.
After what at least felt like a long time, Blake finally released him from her 'assault' and he was allowed to breathe, though he was still in a daze for awhile afterwards.
She ran a finger up his neck and to his chin as she spoke. "Alright, I'm done for now. You're free to go." And kissed him once more before standing him up and pushing him away, watching as he stumbled for a bit.
'Damn, she isn't holding back at all, is she?' Now that Blake allowed him to leave, he walked around the park for awhile till he fully recovered. That was when he suddenly found a very familiar face in front of him.
"OH GOD THE AUTHOR'S BACK!" AJ screamed for no real reason and pointed at him. "EVERYBODY PANIC!" He yelled while flailing his arms around.
"Don't be so dramatic." The other AJ deadpanned. "Besides, I'm-"
"Wait a minute…" AJ interrupted… himself. "You have cat ears." He went wide eyed at what he just figured out.
Three more guys appeared behind the other AJ. Two in trenchcoats, one black and one purple, and one in blue armor.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?" He asked in shock, and anger?
"We aren't allowed to break the four wall in our fic, so we figured we'd come here for awhile." Isaac answered.
"Well, we still might, but that's kind of up in the air right now." The other AJ added.
Next thing the four knew they were all being shoved away by AJ.
"No! Go away! Go back to your own fanfic and wait!" AJ demanded as he pushed them.
"But whyyyyyyy?" Raymond whined.
"Just because your new chapter was delayed doesn't mean you get to come over here! Now get out!" He yelled as he shoved them into a random portal before closing it. "Phew! Ok! Let's just forget that that happened!" He said to himself as he walked back to the park.
"I just realized the best part about this dream world!" He said to himself and clapped his hands together. "I don't have to deal with Ozpin's shipping bullshit!"
"Did someone saaaayyy shipping?" Ozpin suddenly appeared behind him.
AJ didn't even turn around, he just sighed and facepalmed. "Well I walked right into that one…"
You know what? I'm going to end it there! Why? Because I'm out of ideas but I don't want to have the story end yet.
It actually been good for me to write this chapter! I always look down on my own works (we are our own worst critics after all) but lately I've just really hated my own works whenever I looked at them. Writing something like this that makes me laugh a bunch is just what I needed!
Now I know I shouldn't expect this, but if you guys want more of this, I need ideas, a lot of them. Then and only then will I do another chapter of this shenanigan and romance filled… thing… Simple events, complicated stuff, whatever, just give me ideas. ANY ideas, no matter how crazy. (And references, cause I love those) In fact, the crazier, the better! Give me enough reasons and I might bring team JNPR and/or Sun and Neptune into this! I am of course asking this and expecting to get only two ideas at most, but maybe you guys can prove me wrong? Eh? Eh? (Seriously though, I like this idea and want it to go on for awhile, but I need lots of ideas for that to happen. Preferably do it with a PM though, not a review.)
Okay, back to SPWM so I can get to the stuff I want to write for that fic… Which by the way is not the next chapter at all!
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"Oh hey, I think I hear those whispers he was talking about." Yang said casually and out loud, not that she could hear herself…